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jamiebluewind Ā· 20 hours
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@sharkapologists ah. I see the tism bit me in the ass again. Carry on!
i swear some of the polls on this site look like
#lmao! XD#i did in fact read the first line#i also took the reply they gave LITERALLY#I also just found out the other day that ā€œTakes everything literallyā€ DOESN'T LITERALLY MEAN EVERYTHING and just means more than normal#i have become one with the autism#please save me#the tags went on an on and on! XD#at least I'm immune to feeling embarrassed about this shit anymore#this is just a tuesday for me#Oh yall say I missed the point? Round two electric boogaloo mother fucker let's go!#I'm not entirely sure how I never was confused screaming over Goncharov because I am the PERFECT target for that shit XD#Lesson of the day: It's okay to misinterpret stuff. It's okay to make mistakes at any age. It's okay to laugh at yourself (/pos).#That's literally how we learn and grow folks!#The minute you start being scared of looking like a dumbass is the minute you stop learning#Yall know how many people my age are so against being the dumb one in the room that it feels like working with ten year old old software!?#you can have a CD drive AND updated OS#you can suck at new tech and need to look up words to understand the context#you can be neurodivergant and... ya know... diverge from the norm? because you are literally built different and shit happens#I'm laughing my ass off at this and how SINCERE my tag addition was because... why wouldn't I?#what i said was genuine and i wasn't a dick about anything#so omg PLEASE point out when I try to eat my own foot again (which will happen eventually)#i find it endearing and sweet ^_^#autism#actually autistic#bluewind talks
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jamiebluewind Ā· 21 hours
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Not to be a Boomer but your social media should be your own space, not something employers are allowed to look at to judge you beyond the qualifications stated in your resume and cover letter
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jamiebluewind Ā· 21 hours
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NO MEANS NO but so does: ā€œi donā€™t feel like itā€ ā€œnot right nowā€ ā€œiā€™m not sureā€ ā€œiā€™m not comfortable with thisā€ ā€œi donā€™t like thatā€ ā€œletā€™s just chillā€
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jamiebluewind Ā· 21 hours
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dared to pick up a marker... Raoul de Chagny šŸ˜¢
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jamiebluewind Ā· 21 hours
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Not my fandom, but multiple people I follow are currently screaming about Supernatural and THIS is the closest I got to an explanation (that also made sense), so... here is why your dash may or may not be covered in keyboard smashes and balls and the CW sniper. You're welcome.
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My brain rn
What are they doing?
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jamiebluewind Ā· 1 day
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the problem with having a decade old tumblr blog is that there are posts on it from a decade ago
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jamiebluewind Ā· 1 day
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Some Fountains That Are Pretty Amazing.
Osaka Station Fountain-Clock, Osaka, Japan
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Water Boat Fountain, Valencia, Spain
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Magic Tap, Cadiz, Spain
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Vortex Fountain ā€˜Charybdisā€™, Sunderland, UK
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Cascades Of Hercules Monument, Kassel, Germany
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ā€œTunnel Of Surprisesā€, Lima, Peru
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Keller Fountain, Portland, Oregon, USA
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Bodhisattva Avalokiteshvara Fountain, Ancient City, Thailand
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Fountain At The Smithsonian National Museum Of African American History & Culture, Washington, D.C., USA
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Trevi Fountain, Rome, Italy
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ā€˜the Divers Fountainā€™, Dubai, United Arab Emirates
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Giant - Entrance To The Swarovski Kristallwelten (Crystal Worlds), Wattens, Austria
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Banpo Bridge, Seoul, South Korea
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ā€˜The Mustangs Of Las Colinasā€™, Texas, USA
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jamiebluewind Ā· 1 day
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Comic writers be like...
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does anyone understand my curse
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jamiebluewind Ā· 1 day
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MOUNTAIN DEW RED!
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Anon come back how do you teach yourself to purr
can't speak for anon but if you can gargle water, do the same breathing thing at the back of your throat, and practice until you can do it with your teeth together. Once you can do that you can adjust your pitch until it's about the same as a large housecat.
I had a friend who could make the sound come out of her upper chest but I've never managed that
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jamiebluewind Ā· 1 day
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-Recording begins-
Spider-Man: Hi folks! Iā€™d like to give a PSA to my usual villains, and anyone else with ideas for the next two months.
Spider-Man: *holds up a brick sized lump of metal* See this? Itā€™s titanium!
Spider-Man: *starts flattening it out and shaping it*
Spider-Man: See, we all know that Iā€™m crazy strong, but I never wanna really hurt anybody right? Right. While that hasnā€™t changed, something very important does right around this time of year.
Spider-Man: *pulls off a glove and pulls a chunk into a long stem with his nails carving lines for added texture*
Spider-Man: See, this is what we like to call exam season. Anybody who knows anything about college can tell you that it drives people up the wall, and I already climb mine when Iā€™m antsy.
Spider-Man: *starts winding the thin sheet around the stem, delicately crimping petals in place*
Spider-Man: I do wanna be clear that this isnā€™t a threat, okay? Iā€™m still not interested in crossing the line, which brings me to my point.
Spider-Man: *throws the titanium rose at the brick wall behind him, stem first, and embeds it all the way through*
Spider-Man: /That/ was restrained because I could focus enough to have full control. If Iā€™m extremely tired or otherwise distracted, thereā€™s just as much risk of me slipping up as someone operating heavy machinery. Iā€™m probably not going to remember what sleep is for two whole months, so remember!
Spider-Man: *pulls out a brick and snaps it like a cookie*
Peter fucking Parker: Donā€™t.
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the bad kids either robbing a bank or in jail?
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adaine is waiting for everyone to remember they still have their crystals
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jamiebluewind Ā· 1 day
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Northern Caiman LizardĀ (Dracaena guianensis), family Teiidae, found across NW and north central South America
Aquatic, feeds on large snails
photograph by BryGuy Reptiles
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jamiebluewind Ā· 1 day
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Everybody do the wenis!
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archdevil of my heart šŸ¤˜šŸ¾šŸ”„
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