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Namjoon : So are we flirting right now?

Yoongi: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU

Namjoon : That doesn’t answer my question

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yoongi : Is something burning?

Namjoon: Just my love for you.

Yoongi : Namjoon, the toaster is on fire.

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Pre debut namgi be like:

Namjoon : *Gets down on one knee*

Yoongi: Oh my god, it’s finally happening.

Namjoon : *Falls over*

Yoongi: The poison is kicking in.

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happy new year everyone 💜

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Namjoon , standing with his back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Yoongi.

Yoongi: How did you do that without turning around?

Namjoon : ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

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Namjoon : In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Yoongi: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

Namjoon : No! Four to five seconds!

Yoongi: Too late!!!

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Namjoon : Yoongi, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!

Yoongi: Well of course I have.

Yoongi: Have you ever tried going mad without power?

Yoongi: It's boring.

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Yoongi: I can explain.

Namjoon: Can you?

Yoongi: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

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Yoongi: *Accidentally hits Namjoon in the face*

Yoongi: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*

Yoongi: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!

Namjoon: What’s wrong with you?!

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Yoongi: You love me, right, Namjoon?

Namjoon: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

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Namjoon: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.

Yoongi: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

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Yoongi: This is a mistake

Namjoon, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!

Yoongi: But not today

Namjoon, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess

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Yoongi: Namjoon...

Namjoon: Oh no, 'Namjoon' in b-flat.

Namjoon: You're disappointed.

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Namjoon: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Yoongi: What did you do?

Namjoon: Nobody died.

Yoongi: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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namjoon: [sighs] no one likes me

yoongi: am i a joke to you

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Jin: What is worse than heartbreak?

Joon: Changing your answer on a test but then finding out the original one was right.

Jin:

Hobi:

Yoongi: I mean he’s not wrong.

Jin: You really couldn’t think of a single less nerdy thing to say...

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Namjoon: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.

Yoongi: Three words.

Namjoon:

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