Hunter: I'm trying to juggle family life and work life but I can't seem to find a balance. What do you suggest I do to keep everyone happy?
Crosshair, deadpan: Quit your job, kill your family.
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Rex: I haven’t slept in 72 hours...
Jesse: I haven’t slept in 80. I’m the insomnia king!
Hardcase: Ha! I haven’t slept in 90 hours, I’m aiming for an even 100.
Kix: What the fuck is wrong with you people.
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Wrecker, watching power lines fall down: Hunter, Crosshair! The town is exploding and it's very pretty!
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Dogma: I don’t care what anyone thinks about me.
Tup: Ok.
Dogma: Wait, why such a muted reaction? Did that not sound cool?
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Hunter: My knee just cracked so loudly that I half expect it to glow in the dark tonight.
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Echo: I think I did fairly well on my anatomy quiz!
Fives: I forgot I was doing a test.
Echo: Fives.
Fives: I said the vertebrae was the back stick because I thought it was funny....
Echo: Fives.
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Fives: Hey guys, what are your favourite kinds of pudding?
Rex: Pudding deez nuts in your mouth? Is that what you were about to say? Do you gain joy from tricking your innocent cohorts? What if I actually wanted to tell you about my favourite pudding?
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Gregor: Last night, I had a dream about sandwich pizza.
Fireball: What?
Gregor: It was pizza with bread on the top and the bottom.
Fireball: So a calzone?
Gregor: You can’t just name things I dream up.
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Side note if anyone is interested I made a new blog for my Hazbin Hotel stuff uwu
Been obsessed with dressing him up lately ✨
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Jesse: I really like Eminem.
Hardcase: I prefer skittles.
Kix: He's talking about the rapper.
Hardcase: Why would he eat the wrapper?
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I adore your art and ocs they're so damn good
Thank you sm!! I love my lil guys too I really have to draw them more 💜
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Hello,, uh I know it's been like a year since my last post, but there was a very sudden, very unexpected death in my family so I had to take a break for my own sanity.
Anyway, I'm going to try and be more active again, so feel free to submit any quotes or just send me some pictures of your ocs!
Thanks!!
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Wrecker: Whaddya call a fish with no eyes?
Tech, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons.
Wrecker:
Wrecker: fsh
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Dogma: Time sensitive question, how flirt boy???
Echo: Throw rocks at he
Kix: Hot dogs
Hardcase: Kill him 👁️👁️
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Final smooches! Mal (belongs to @incorrectclonequotes ) and Taz, belonging to Ender uwu I have some bonus that I'll post in a bit
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Wolffe: You're ugly when you lie, Fox!
Fox: I'm not lying??
Wolffe: Then why are you ugly???
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Boost: Haven't eaten anything since 11. I'm starving.
Sinker: Damn how old are you now?
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