Tumgik
Text
Zell: HEY! HEY!
Seifer, whispering: Shh, Squall's sleeping.
Zell, whispering: Sorry.
Seifer: What did you need?
Zell, whispering: There's a fire.
47 notes · View notes
Text
Squall, walking up to Cloud: Can we do… the thing?
Cloud, confused: Thing?
Squall, wrapping his arms around himself: This thing?
Cloud, amused: You mean a hug?
Squall: Yeah, that.
*15 minutes later*
Cloud: Had enough?
Squall, mumbling: No.
120 notes · View notes
Text
Irvine: How are you doing?
Squall: Well, I’m breathing.
Irvine: Setting the bar pretty low, huh?
Squall: It’s better than Zell anyway.
Zell, choking on water: Honestly? Fuck you!
71 notes · View notes
Text
[Seifer and Squall arguing]
Squall, starting to leave: I need to get some air…
Seifer: There’s air in here.
Squall: I don’t want your air!
Seifer: What’s wrong with my air?!
65 notes · View notes
Text
Sora: It sure is dark in here.
Sora: I’m not scared or anything.
Squall:
Sora: I mean, who’s scared of the dark these days? Not me. Not Sora. No, sir.
Squall: Do you want me to hold your hand?
Sora:
Sora: Yes, please.
40 notes · View notes
Text
Laguna: There’s somebody I want you to meet.
Squall: I know enough people.
56 notes · View notes
Text
Seifer: Squall, I screwed up big time.
Squall: Seifer, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.
57 notes · View notes
Text
Squall: Ok, that's enough, stop complaining about Sephiroth.
Cloud: You said to get it put of my system.
Squall: I didn't realize how much you had in your system.
104 notes · View notes
Text
Sora: Papa, do you miss me when I'm at school?
Squall: Of course.
Sora: I could do home school.
Squall: I don't miss you that much.
46 notes · View notes
Text
Seifer: I've done nothing wrong. Except for all the atrocities. Besides that, I'm innocent.
33 notes · View notes
Text
Cid: Hey Squall, whatcha doin?
Squall: Eating a family sized bag of chips.
Cid: Squall, that's a small bag, it's definitely not family sized.
Squall through a stuffed mouth: Every bag of chips is family sized if you're an orphan.
47 notes · View notes
Text
Seifer: we should appreciate the small things in life.
Seifer: *hugs Squall from behind* you are appreciated and I love you.
Squall: I love you too but you have three seconds to start running.
49 notes · View notes
Text
Squall: Who drew on the wall?
Sora: The crayon.
Squall: ...by itself?
Sora: It’s a bad crayon.
61 notes · View notes
Text
Laguna, trying to determine whether he needs to arrange a marriage for Squall: So, Squall, do you have a significant other?
Squall: I'm significant by myself.
83 notes · View notes
Text
Seifer, atleast once a day: Is it me? Am I the drama? I don’t think I’m the drama...Maybe I am! Am I the villain? I don’t think I’m the villain!
26 notes · View notes
Text
Squall: There are no monsters… besides the one behind the curtains.
- Said as he leaves the room.
Sora: I need you to check under my bed for monsters.
Cloud: Look, kid, I appreciate your confidence in me, but if there's a monster it's gonna kill us both.
254 notes · View notes
Text
Squall: Why don't you take off all that battle armor and slip into something a little more... comfortable?
Cloud: I am most comfortable when I am impervious to most physical forms of attack.
128 notes · View notes