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Squall, walking up to Cloud: Can we do… the thing?
Cloud, confused: Thing?
Squall, wrapping his arms around himself: This thing?
Cloud, amused: You mean a hug?
Squall: Yeah, that.
*15 minutes later*
Cloud: Had enough?
Squall, mumbling: No.
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ff8incorrectquotes · 11 months
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Rinoa: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Squall periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’ Rinoa: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.
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Cloud: Good night.
Squall: Mm, night.
Cloud: I love you.
Squall:
Cloud:
Cloud: Bitch, I said I love you.
Squall, looking up from his papers: Oh sorry, I love you too.
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ima-chickenwuss · 6 months
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Squall: Someone will die.
Rinoa: ...Of fun!
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Noctis: Why is blood so hard to wash off your hands?
Noctis: Okay, I just realized how bad that sounds. For the record, I had a nosebleed, I’m not a serial killer.
Zidane: We all know that's not quite true.
Lightning: Hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood, just so you know.
Terra: Do you think if you gave someone a huge shot of hydrogen peroxide straight into their bloodstream it would dissolve their blood and kill them?
Squall: Gods, this team is filled with murderers.
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aleheartilly · 11 months
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Squall/Rinoa incorrect quotes
Rinoa: If I run and leap at Squall, they will most certainly catch me in their arms. Rinoa, running towards Squall: Coming in! Squall: No! I’m holding coffee! Squall: Drops coffee and catches Rinoa
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kahran042 · 10 months
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Some incorrect quote templates, complete with sources!
Feel free to use them as you wish.
A: This is B, my…child’s sibling. (Source: American Dad!)
A: I am not here to amuse you! B: Then please stop being so funny. (Source: Animaniacs)
A: I don't need no instructions to know how to rock! (Source: Aqua Teen Hunger Force)
A: B, are you gay? B: The correct term is lesbian! Uh, not that I'm a lesbian!! (Source: Azumanga Daioh)
A: So, what do you think of B? I'm pretty sure he's into you. C: B's my brother. A: Ohhh, I was wondering why you both said "Bye, Mom" to the same lady. Still, there's something there… (Source: Bob's Burgers)
A: The fact that B and C don't have girlfriends is one of the seven wonders of this school. (Source: Cardcaptor Sakura)
A: Don't be such a wet party blanket. B: Do you mean party pooper or wet blanket? A: Both. (Source: ChalkZone)
A (to B): To tell you the truth, I like drinking tea and eating fresh vegetables, but that doesn't fit my super cool image. I guess I just have to accept this about myself. (Source: Earthbound)
A: Do you know what the capital of this state is? B: Um, (state) City? (Source: Family Guy)
A: As you may presently, yourself, fully be aware of, my grammar sucks. (Source: Family Guy)
A: *grabs B's crotch* This is mine. This is where my babies come from. (Source: Family Guy)
A: B… they could be my friend if they weren't my enemy. (Source: Final Fantasy VI)
A: B! Wait!!! B: "Wait," he says… do I look like a waiter? (Source: Final Fantasy VI)
A: I have nothing to say. B: That's okay, it was probably depressing anyway. (Source: Final Fantasy VII)
A: What am I supposed to say about other people's problems? B: I'm not asking you to say anything. I just want you to listen. A: Then go talk to a wall. (Source: Final Fantasy VIII)
A: We need to just learn to hate each other in silence. B: You mean, like…what girls do? (Source: Gravity Falls)
A: Me? Sad? No way! Sadness is for softies, and I'm one happy dude! (Source: Monster Rancher)
A: All’s fair in love and war, and I don’t believe in love. (Source: Monster Rancher)
A: I don’t really hate B. I just really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really dislike him. (Source: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) A: Don't you think you're being a bit possessive of your brother? B: I am not being possessive, and I am not taking it out on C! (Source: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
A: You gotta believe! (Source: PaRappa the Rapper)
A: A birthday party without a cake is like a dance floor without me! (Source: PaRappa the Rapper)
A: I think B hates me now. C: Of course she does. You didn't eat her cooking. A: Thanks for rubbing it in. C: Well, maybe she doesn't hate you that much. (Source: PaRappa the Rapper 2)
A: B, you're not a bad person. No matter how hard you try. (Source: Saiyuki: Journey West)
A: Fear is a stupid emotion. (Source: Suikoden II)
A: B makes graves for fish after he eats them. He's already got over 100 in the backyard. (Source: Suikoden II)
A: B is so happy when he's together with C. I can't stand to look at it! (Source: Suikoden II)
A: Good morning, B! How do you feel? B: Need coffee. Keep away. (Source: Super Mario RPG)
A: It's a ridiculous idea, but ingenious at the same time. (Source: Sword Art Online)
A cast a sexy look! B is immobilized! (Source: Terranigma)
A: Crap! I promised B I'd go out with her today. I am the most evil man in the Three Kingdoms! (Source: Tokimeki Memorial)
A (to B): You're funny, but keep it up and you'll piss me off. (Source: Xenogears)
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uselessmateria · 3 years
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Parks & Rec quotes as Final Fantasy VIII characters. 
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wrongmha · 4 years
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GF gives us strength. The stronger the GF, the stronger we become.
Source: Final Fantasy VIII (1999)
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vibranch · 2 years
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Incorrect Final Fantasy VIII Quotes
Rinoa Heartilly: Bitting is like kissing, except there’s a winner Squall: o.0
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Squall: Ok, that's enough, stop complaining about Sephiroth.
Cloud: You said to get it put of my system.
Squall: I didn't realize how much you had in your system.
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ff8incorrectquotes · 11 months
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Rinoa: What doesn't kill me better start running, because now I'm fucking pissed.
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Vincent: You know you've been staring at Reno for about an hour, right?
Cloud: I would lie and say I didn't but his face annoys me and I've been trying to figure out why.
Rude: It's where most of the noise comes from.
Cloud: Oh. You're right.
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hobo-chancellor · 4 years
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Drunk sparring with your rival never ends well.
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Bartz: Squall, what do you call a fish with no eye?
Squall: *reading* Myxine Circifrons.
Bartz: Fsh.
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