Noctis: Why is blood so hard to wash off your hands?
Noctis: Okay, I just realized how bad that sounds. For the record, I had a nosebleed, I’m not a serial killer.
Zidane: We all know that's not quite true.
Lightning: Hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood, just so you know.
Terra: Do you think if you gave someone a huge shot of hydrogen peroxide straight into their bloodstream it would dissolve their blood and kill them?
Squall: Gods, this team is filled with murderers.
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Some incorrect quote templates, complete with sources!
Feel free to use them as you wish.
A: This is B, my…child’s sibling.
(Source: American Dad!)
A: I am not here to amuse you!
B: Then please stop being so funny.
(Source: Animaniacs)
A: I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!
(Source: Aqua Teen Hunger Force)
A: B, are you gay?
B: The correct term is lesbian! Uh, not that I'm a lesbian!!
(Source: Azumanga Daioh)
A: So, what do you think of B? I'm pretty sure he's into you.
C: B's my brother.
A: Ohhh, I was wondering why you both said "Bye, Mom" to the same lady. Still, there's something there…
(Source: Bob's Burgers)
A: The fact that B and C don't have girlfriends is one of the seven wonders of this school.
(Source: Cardcaptor Sakura)
A: Don't be such a wet party blanket.
B: Do you mean party pooper or wet blanket?
A: Both.
(Source: ChalkZone)
A (to B): To tell you the truth, I like drinking tea and eating fresh vegetables, but that doesn't fit my super cool image. I guess I just have to accept this about myself.
(Source: Earthbound)
A: Do you know what the capital of this state is?
B: Um, (state) City?
(Source: Family Guy)
A: As you may presently, yourself, fully be aware of, my grammar sucks.
(Source: Family Guy)
A: *grabs B's crotch* This is mine. This is where my babies come from.
(Source: Family Guy)
A: B… they could be my friend if they weren't my enemy.
(Source: Final Fantasy VI)
A: B! Wait!!!
B: "Wait," he says… do I look like a waiter?
(Source: Final Fantasy VI)
A: I have nothing to say.
B: That's okay, it was probably depressing anyway.
(Source: Final Fantasy VII)
A: What am I supposed to say about other people's problems?
B: I'm not asking you to say anything. I just want you to listen.
A: Then go talk to a wall.
(Source: Final Fantasy VIII)
A: We need to just learn to hate each other in silence.
B: You mean, like…what girls do?
(Source: Gravity Falls)
A: Me? Sad? No way! Sadness is for softies, and I'm one happy dude!
(Source: Monster Rancher)
A: All’s fair in love and war, and I don’t believe in love.
(Source: Monster Rancher)
A: I don’t really hate B. I just really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really dislike him.
(Source: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
A: Don't you think you're being a bit possessive of your brother?
B: I am not being possessive, and I am not taking it out on C!
(Source: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
A: You gotta believe!
(Source: PaRappa the Rapper)
A: A birthday party without a cake is like a dance floor without me!
(Source: PaRappa the Rapper)
A: I think B hates me now.
C: Of course she does. You didn't eat her cooking.
A: Thanks for rubbing it in.
C: Well, maybe she doesn't hate you that much.
(Source: PaRappa the Rapper 2)
A: B, you're not a bad person. No matter how hard you try.
(Source: Saiyuki: Journey West)
A: Fear is a stupid emotion.
(Source: Suikoden II)
A: B makes graves for fish after he eats them. He's already got over 100 in the backyard.
(Source: Suikoden II)
A: B is so happy when he's together with C. I can't stand to look at it!
(Source: Suikoden II)
A: Good morning, B! How do you feel?
B: Need coffee. Keep away.
(Source: Super Mario RPG)
A: It's a ridiculous idea, but ingenious at the same time.
(Source: Sword Art Online)
A cast a sexy look!
B is immobilized!
(Source: Terranigma)
A: Crap! I promised B I'd go out with her today. I am the most evil man in the Three Kingdoms!
(Source: Tokimeki Memorial)
A (to B): You're funny, but keep it up and you'll piss me off.
(Source: Xenogears)
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