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#incorrect squall quotes
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Squall, walking up to Cloud: Can we do… the thing?
Cloud, confused: Thing?
Squall, wrapping his arms around himself: This thing?
Cloud, amused: You mean a hug?
Squall: Yeah, that.
*15 minutes later*
Cloud: Had enough?
Squall, mumbling: No.
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NEVERMOOR INCORRECT QUOTE:
Ezra Squall: Guilty means to be ashamed
Ezra Squall: I am not ashamed, therefore I am not guilty
Morrigan: YOU JUST MURDERED SOMEONE!!!
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wunsoc-never-said · 10 months
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Jupiter: Grant me the serenity to kill Squall with a brick, the courage to kill Squall with a brick, and the wisdom to kill Squall with a brick. Amen.
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ff8incorrectquotes · 1 year
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Rinoa: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Squall periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’ Rinoa: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.
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strayheartless · 4 months
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Squall: *speaking to himself in the bathroom mirror* your not autistic, your just a little silly… and you have deep internal anxiety attacks when people perceive you but that’s unrelated!
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head-of-clouds · 10 months
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Ezra: What’s up sluts, I’m back from jail!
Elodie: Sluts?
Owain: Jail??
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Cloud: Good night.
Squall: Mm, night.
Cloud: I love you.
Squall:
Cloud:
Cloud: Bitch, I said I love you.
Squall, looking up from his papers: Oh sorry, I love you too.
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susiephone · 1 year
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Squall: I discovered at a very early age that if I talk long enough, I can make anything right or wrong.
Squall: So either I'm God, or truth is relative, and in either case, boo-yah.
Morrigan: hey what the FUCK is wrong with you honestly and genuinely
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ima-chickenwuss · 6 months
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Squall: Someone will die.
Rinoa: ...Of fun!
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Conversation
Noctis: Why is blood so hard to wash off your hands?
Noctis: Okay, I just realized how bad that sounds. For the record, I had a nosebleed, I’m not a serial killer.
Zidane: We all know that's not quite true.
Lightning: Hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood, just so you know.
Terra: Do you think if you gave someone a huge shot of hydrogen peroxide straight into their bloodstream it would dissolve their blood and kill them?
Squall: Gods, this team is filled with murderers.
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Squall: Ok, that's enough, stop complaining about Sephiroth.
Cloud: You said to get it put of my system.
Squall: I didn't realize how much you had in your system.
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Incorrect Nevermoor Quote
Ezra Squall: I like my life how I like my horror books. Violent, bloody and mysterious.
Morrigan: THAT IS NOT GOOD!
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wunsoc-never-said · 10 months
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Morrigan: What is gaslighting
Squall: You know what it is
Morrigan: No I don’t
Squall: Yes you do
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ff8incorrectquotes · 3 months
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Squall: I don’t know, they just don’t seem interested… Rinoa: Did you try talking to them? Squall: Squall: Try what?
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strayheartless · 5 months
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Sora: *holding a gummy-tablet upside down* What are these mysterious markings?
Squall: *Takes the Tablet and flips it around. hands it back* words.
Sora: *enlightened* Ahhh Words!
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head-of-clouds · 10 months
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“Miss Crow, this is a big day for you. Today is your last day as my apprentice, because when President Wintersea finds out about this she is going to have me executed.” 
- Ezra Squall
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