at a zoo
Zack: What are they in for?
Cloud: Zack, this isn't a prison.
Zack: So they can leave?
Cloud: No, but-
Zack, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.
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Squall, walking up to Cloud: Can we do… the thing?
Cloud, confused: Thing?
Squall, wrapping his arms around himself: This thing?
Cloud, amused: You mean a hug?
Squall: Yeah, that.
*15 minutes later*
Cloud: Had enough?
Squall, mumbling: No.
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Cloud: I’m gonna kill you!
Sephiroth: Oh really? How original. I’ve died so many times my gravestone says BRB instead of RIP on it.
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Yuffie: *bleeding out after getting stubbed* This is totally not tubular dude bro
Vincent: Please for the love of god say something else those cannot be your last words
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Cloud: Not a single brain cell in that head of yours, huh?
Zack: Yep! ☺️
Cloud:
Cloud: You're not supposed to agree with that
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Cloud: who broke it?
*guilty silence*
Cloud: I’m not mad I just want to know.
Angeal: it was me I bro-
Cloud: No, no you didn’t. Zack?
Zack: Don’t look at me, look at Kunsel!
Kunsel: What I didn’t brake it!
Zack: huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
Kunsel: because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken!
Zack: suspicious.
Kunsel: no it’s not!
Roche: if it matters, probably not, but Genesis was the last one to use it…
Genesis: lier! I don’t even drink that crap!
Roche: oh really, well what were you doing over by the coffee cart earlier?
Genesis: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that cockroche!
Angeal: okay, okay, let’s not fight! I broke it let me pay for it Cloud!
Cloud: No, who broke it!
Zack: Cloudy? Sephiroth has been awfully quiet…
Sephiroth: REALLY?! Oh my goddess, you’re really going to call it like that huh?
*they all continue fighting for an hour*
Lazard: so who broke it? Did you find out?
Cloud: oh, I did.
Lazard: …???
Cloud: it burned my hand so I punched it.☺️
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Reno: Where’s the President? Can you find him?
Tseng: What do you expect? That I have him microchipped or something?
Reno: Well… do you?
Tseng:
Tseng … Yeah, hold on
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Cloud: We both look very handsome tonight.
Zack: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."
Cloud: I couldn't take that chance.
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Cissnei: Zack? What are you doing here?
Zack, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, sunglasses and holding a Gatorade: My best.
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Squall: Ok, that's enough, stop complaining about Sephiroth.
Cloud: You said to get it put of my system.
Squall: I didn't realize how much you had in your system.
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Cloud: Why does the front of your coffin say R.I.D.?
Vincent: Rest In Distress.
Cloud: Shouldn't it be Rest In Peace?
Vincent: I don't know what that feels like.
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Zack: You know that feeling where your heart skips a beat?
Sephiroth: That’s called arrhythmia.
Zack: I get that feeling every time I see y—
Sephiroth: *now very concerned* You can die from it.
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