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because i have nothing else to say and i love this <3

Hills I will die on:

Adrien wears little fancy pajamas, matching shirt and pants, with cuffs and buttons and a collar.

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Lokigator ate all the crayons

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Okay just something I need to say- I forgot to do this before, but I’ve been in Hawai‘i for a week and am going to be for another week as well, and that’s why I’m not posting.

#Vacation #hawaii #left home #Lol #Idk tho I love maui

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So we all know how apple keeps changing all their products to only match with their other products... they’re slowly plotting to take over the world 😂

#apple news #apple sucks #tbh tho #so true

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I have ADHD (but not the hyperactive type) and everyone’s always saying stuff like that to me and I’m just like *internally screaming*

ADHD is spending your whole life being told that you're not doing your best and that you could do better if you tried harder and worked harder until you believe it yourself, becoming convinced that your your best work is actually only your average, and there's a mythical, hypothetical, never-before-seen Your Best, which is surely the work of gods.

So you end up with this inflated ego and stalwart belief that you should be capable of curing cancer, discovering new planets, composing new opera pieces to take the world by storm, if you only tried harder. But for some inexplicable reason, you simply won't put your mind and focus on it, and now you hate yourself for not being the spectacular specimen you were taught you ought to be.

And that's why you end up having these conversations with your therapist where they are like "normal people don't put this kind of demands and expectations on themselves", and you dead seriously fucking answer

"Yes, but I'm not normal people."

#i have adhd #adhd things #this happens all the time though #and it’s very annoying #idk

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i wrote this at like one am the other week... and now i'm dying of laughter at my idiotic one am self:

“Like what?” picking up my Magic 8 Ball, I shake it. Is Matt hiding something from me? I think. And the 8 Ball says… Better not tell you now. Of course. Does this work? And it says: As I see it… yes. Well maybe it doesn’t work and it’s just lying to me.

“What are you asking that?” Matt peeks over my shoulder.

“If it works,” I sigh.

“Well it says it does.” he takes it from me, saying, “Is Atticus paranoid over something that isn’t important?”

Yes.

“Seriously? I’m telling you, that thing is broken.” I yank it back, putting it on the table.

#can't write #but it's fine #i wrote that at 1am anyways #nothing good ever comes of when i write things at 1am #writing #my writing #again i still can't use tags #im tired #i should probably sleep #but i don't want to

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OMG SO I GOT A NEW KITTEN A FEW DAYS AGO RIGHT AND HE JUST STRAIGHT UP SPRINTED TO THE WINDOW AND HELD ON TO THE LATCH THING SO HE WAS JUST HANGING THERE it was really funny but he just used my back as a scratching post a s i w a s w r i t i n g t h i s so now im mad at him

#kitten #kittens are crazy #and evil #and now he's looking at me like he didn't do anything wrong and it's adorable but still #that hurt #and still hurts #so that's fun! #his sneezes are adorable though #and his name is lenny

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also may the fourth be with you

#that's enough posts for now #that was like three #or this makes three? #i don't know #lol #may the fourth be with you #may the force be with you #star wars

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but the "#i need more sleep" posts tho- the best

#i need more sleep #and also to finish chapter 6 of my book #which might not ever happen #anyways i'm getting off topic #tags tho #lol

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okay so i was writing my book right... and i realized... i don't know half of what's happening because i've change the plotline so much from the outline i don't even know if i'm going to put what i originally had as the main storyline in there. i mean, i kind of need to...? otherwise it wouldn't have a plot...? but i keep switching importance over to relationships to characters to the plot and it's all over the place. i don't know what's happening anymore, and it's my own book? any tips?

#writer problems #don't know #what im doing #or why i'm doing it #at all honestly #and i also don't know how to use tags #:/ #why do i keep spelling pancakes like pancackes #i need more sleep

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List of candidates for Prince Philip's death:

-little Nas harnessed the power of recent hate from Montreo and decided to give the gays another win on his birthday

-Taylor Swift's new album gave him a heart attack. Insert destiel/Putin joke

-was not as Pro-Life as we have been lead to believe

-an unnamed British vigilante killed him yesterday to celebrate the anniversary of Margret Thatcher's death, but the royal family refused to acknowledge it for a day out of British pettiness

-god was formally apologizing to Megan

-Henry commissioned John Mulaney

-princess diana FINALLY bullied God into killing him

-a particularly strong breeze came by and scattered him to the wind

-the queen wanted an excuse to wear black for once

-tried to clone himself to prove himself as the alpha Palpatine kin

-got cocky and tried to listen to one of those 'songs that would kill prince Philip on sight' playlists

-sneezed a little too hard. Or at all.

finally finally FINALLY deemed Too Racist/Sexist/Homophobic To Live, amen

-batteries died

-a bold rouge reporter lied about him being dead, and the Royals took the opportunity to kill him off for real

-one of the other royal parasites took his last sliver of life force for themself

-yahoo answers was the only thing he had to live for and he couldn't handle it shutting down. Insert second destiel/Putin joke.

#prince philip #prince philip death #i still can't do tags #this is a problem #i really need to figure out how to use the tags people #and then maaaaaybe i'll actually post writing #lol

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Hey, stop scrolling.

Everyone who is reading this: I’m so glad you’re alive. I’m so proud of you. You are loved. I’m here. Don’t give up, we’re almost there.

Pass it on.

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i had to reblog this it just randomly popped up on my feed and i was laughing sO hARd i needed to share it

also i thought delaware was just a state i didn't know there were this many things named delaware...??

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

#delaware #i dont know #how to use tags #whatever #anyways #i love this post