For Phillip”s funeral it cost £12 million. And that was during Covid so it was “downgraded” at lot. Now imagine what they are gonna spend on the bloody Queen’s and not it be downgraded? And not only a funeral but a coronation too for Charles. The people of the UK are going through a crisis right now. Some can’t afford the heating bill or food.
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I think the royals should be able to continue their courthouse games but for tourism.
Specifically like political court Machiavellian assassins and shit, but they can only target each other
Like they should kill each other in dramatic high court fashion for my entertainment
but have no political power only for entertainment of the masses
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King Charles III and Queen Camilla unveiled the statues of Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip at The Royal Albert Hall in London on 11 November 2023
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So idk if any of y'all remember the Australian comedian Lewis Spears who last year during a set while telling jokes about Prince Philip learned that he literally just died, and the entire crowd starting cheering.
Well he had another set last night and gave the queen the same treatment
Here's the Philip one in case anyone hasn't seen it
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For their fifth wedding anniversary, Prince Philip envisioned this magnificent bracelet of gold, platinum, sapphires, diamonds and rubies which takes the form of a repeating pattern of their initials “E” and “P”. The bracelet also features two jewelled roses and Prince Philip’s own naval badge.
The bracelet was expertly crafted by the jewellers of London’s Boucheron.
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Maybe what we're witnessing currently is the result of a curse being lifted over the UK after the death of Prince Philip. Cannot think of another explanation, has to be royal family blood magic.
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Imagine the princesses meme from "Ralph breaks the internet" but with princes.
(I'm including Star/Aster because i can).
Aster: Whoa, whoa. Gentlemens, I can explain. See, I'm a prince, too!
Kristoff: Wait, what?
Aster: Yeah. Prince Aster, the wishing star. You know *THE* wishing star? The one in the sky? You probably saw me.
Henry/Charming: Huh. What kind of prince are you?
Aster: What kind?
Florian: Do you have no personality?
Aster: No.
Aladdin and Eugene: You were a thief?
Aster: No.
Kristof: Your best friend is an animal?
Aster: No. Thought my friend's has a goat as her best friend.
John: You got shot?
Aster: No!
Adam and Naveen: Cursed?
Aster: No!
Li Shang: Lead an army to death?
Aster: No! Are you guys okay? Should I get help?
Eric: Then I have to assume that you killed a giant octopus to save the love of your life?
Aster: No???
Florian: Have you ever had True Love's Kiss?
Aster: I wish...
Philip: Did you rebelled against your father?
Aster: I don't even have a mom.
All except Naveen: Nethier, do we! As far as some of us know...
Kristoff: And now, for the million-dollar question. Do people assume that when a pretty girl shows up, you'll fall in love with her immediately?
Aster: Yes! What is up with that? Also what is a dollar?
All: They are a prince!
Florian: *sings*
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Fun fact:
Prince Philip died on birthday of Gerard Way, TommyInnit, Kristen Stewart and Lil Nas X
Queen dies on P!NK, Gaten Matarazzo, Martin Freeman and Bernie Sanders' birthday.
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