It's my birthday!!!!!
To celebrate my birthday, and also because I can, here's quite possibly the dumbest and shortest parody I've ever written. It's a parody of "Dancing Queen" by Abba. Enjoy!!!
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I am the tumblr queen
Young and sweet
Only twenty one
Tumblr queen
Feel the beat
On the bongo drum
You can blog
You can write
You'll be on tumblr til night
Oooooh read that post
Like that meme
Diggin the tumblr queen
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I promise I'll get back to posting actual parodies soon!!! (I know it's been almost a week. I was struggling for inspiration and also had a lot on. But I have a lot of ideas for new content, so hopefully you'll see some of that real soon <3)
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(Stuck inside) For Forever
This is a parody of For Forever from Dear Evan Hansen. Enjoy :)
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Near the end of March last year
Was when we first began to hear
That word
A new virus, covid-19
And from that moment, “quarantine”
Was all we heard
The shops all closed, the doors were locked
The supermarkets had no stock
And life was hell
Then people starting buying whole
Truckloads of pasta, toilet roll
Masks, and hand gel
Overall we weren’t doing well
Now we’re stuck inside for forever
We haven’t seen the sky for forever
Feels like things might go on for forever this way
Lockdown ‘til the end of days
We talk to people, all online,
‘Bout things we’ll do when lockdown finally ends
We’ll go for walks, we’ll shop for clothes
We’ll go to see our favourite shows
We’ll hug our friends
When nothing’s closed and no-one’s ill
When all the world stops standing still
When we’re all free
We’ll finally get to see the sky
The trees, the birds, a butterfly
A bumblebee
We’ll get back to reality
We’ll get back to reality
We won’t be inside for forever
We haven’t seen the sky for forever
Maybe things won’t go on for forever this way, this way
Haven’t been outside for forever
Or seen the countryside for forever
We will not be stuck for forever this way
The lockdown will end one day
And there it is, a vaccine available for all
The lockdown’s finally gonna end, we’ll go outside and have a ball
And there we go, wondering how the world might be after so long
One foot after the other
One road, then to another
I see a church with a steeple
I see people, there’s people
And I just want to hide
And I suddenly realise why I never went outside
There’s humans here
I’m scared of them
When they get near
I just want to go back home
To go back home
And always stay inside
So I’ll stay inside for forever
Never see the sky for forever
Even if there’s no covid virus, I’ll stay, I’ll stay
I will stay inside
Even though I tried
I just want to hide for forever this way
Alone
At home
I am gonna stay
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What'd I Miss - Sanders Sides
This is a parody of "What'd I Miss" from Hamilton. It's about Sanders Sides, specifically Virgil's reaction to coming back into the mindscape after "Putting Others First - Selfishness vs Selflessness Redux". Enjoy!
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Chorus:
Episode. E-E-Episode
E-E-Episode
Logan:
Episode 39
How does the vine star, singer
Youtuber, Sanders Sides creator
Somehow listen to a traitor
Fight his own morality ‘til he has to forfeit?
Have it all, lose it all. You ready for more yet?
He skipped a callback that might have been his break
Now he’s started listening to a slimy snake
Not so fast. Someone came along to resist him
An anxious little bean, we know you’ve all missed him
He wasn’t there ‘cos he was hiding in his room
He told us all his past, and now he thinks he’s kinda doomed
But someone’s gotta stand up to all the lies and slander
You simply must meet Virgil Sanders!!!
Virgil Sanders is coming home!
Virgil Sanders is coming home!
Virgil Sanders is coming home!
Virgil Sanders is coming home!
Virgil Sanders is coming home lord he’s been off in his room for so long
Virgil:
I used to be a dark side, suddenly I’m not quite which side I’m on
Not even sure of who I am
I’d only just got used to having friends, to having somewhere to belong
But it didn’t last for long
Now I might have lost my fam
So what’d I miss?
What’d I miss?
I’m not sure why, but I get the urge to hiss *hisses*
I’ve been contemplating my own existence
They did an episode without my assistance
I spent an hour in my room and came back to this
There’s a dark side chilling in the mindscape
All dramatic with his gloves and cape
I ask him “What are you doing here, you slimy snake?”
He says “Virgil, how nice to see your face! Thomas didn’t say I’m here to stay, yay!”
And I’m already walking away
I just got back and things have already turned upside down
I’m going back to my room
I can’t believe that this is real
Deceit has a seat at the table
The situation’s not ideal
But who’s waiting for me when I step in the place
My friend creativity red in the face
He grabs my arm and I respond “What’s going on?”
Roman:
Virgil, we are engaged in a battle for our being’s very soul
Can you get us out of the mess we’re in
That slimy snake has slithered in and Thomas let him take complete control
I’ve been fighting for what’s right alone
Where have you been?
Virgil:
Uhh… my room? What?
Roman:
We have to win!
Virgil:
So what’d I miss?
What’d I miss?
Headfirst into a philosophical abyss
Headfirst into the abyss
We’ve gotta film another video today
I guess I better think of something to say
I’m already on my way
To get to the bottom of this
Chorus:
What did I miss?
Patton:
Anxiety welcome home
Deceit:
Anxiety, so good to see you
Chorus:
Anxiety welcome home!
Anxiety welcome home, dude, you’ve been off in your room for so long
Virgil:
So what did I miss?
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Thanks for reading! If you liked it, please leave a kudos or a comment, and please feel free leave me a request for a song parody you'd like to see! It means the world to me when you guys interact with my content <3
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Congratulations - Procrastination
This is a parody of “Congratulations” by Pewdiepie (Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg), Roomie (Joel Gustaf Berghult), and Boyinaband (David Paul Brown).
This parody is in honour of my uni exam results. Two years ago, I was one of the top two achievers in my course (I have no idea who the other person was or which of us did better), and this year, due mainly to mental health and procrastination, I was 3% away from actually failing a module. Enjoy the song!
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Yay procrastination, lack of motivation,
I have things to do but I’ll keep on waiting
Yay procrastination, lack of motivation,
Getting nothing done is getting real frustrating
Yay procrastination, there’s no explanation
As to how I ended up in this damn situation
You read a sentence, very nice! And all it took
Was a week of staring aimlessly into your uni textbook
You used to be the last
To fall behind in class
But suddenly you’re struggling to even get a pass
Didn’t think you’d fail? Well you’d better think again
Get used to your grades being below forty percent
If I don’t stop procrastinating, I will keep on failing
To stand a hope in hell of passing I’d have to start cheating
For legal reasons that’s a joke
For legal reasons that’s a joke
For serious, uni exam board, please don’t fail me, that’s a joke
Mum and Dad, I’m sorry ‘bout my grades, you’re the best
But your support alone couldn’t make me pass my test
I tried really hard for you, but now I’m out of luck
It’s just a grade, I mean for real, who even gives a f-
Yay procrastination, lack of motivation,
I have things to do but I’ll keep on waiting
Yay procrastination, lack of motivation,
Getting nothing done is getting real frustrating
Procrastination
Procrastination (got nothing done all day)
Procrastination
Procrastination (wasted a whole day)
Got an email from uni, hmm, what is this
I need to find a topic for my project real quick
If I put this off then by next year I’ll do a presentation
On a topic I don’t know or care about, like integration
Choose a topic right away
Please not integration
Really wanna have a say,
Please not integration
Put it off for several weeks, just couldn’t get it done
But hopefully my topic won’t be GODDAMN INTEGRATION
Chores aren’t getting done any time soon, no clean clothes
I’m just sitting watching re-runs of my favourite shows
Maybe one day soon I’ll finally wash some dishes
Or maybe that’s just me making unrealistic wishes
Never mind the chores, people, I just wanna sleep in
Just here to stay in bed and ignore all the housekeepin’
I can’t remember the last time I had a shower
But that’s a problem that can be put off another hour
So this is it, thanks for sticking with my blog
Ever since a couple weeks back, you’ve read my dialogue
Yea this is it, I know it’s a tragedy
But we’re nearing the end of the congratulations parody
I hope that you’ll stay by my side through all the gain and loss
There’s no people in the world I would rather give me kudos
It’ll be a wild ride, so before we end the verse
I just wanna let you know ….. my parodies will only get worse 😊
Yay procrastination, lack of motivation,
I have things to do but I’ll keep on waiting
Yay procrastination, lack of motivation,
Getting nothing done is getting real frustrating
Procrastination
Procrastination (got nothing done all day)
Procrastination
Procrastination (wasted a whole day)
Procrastination tumblr! We do it!
Hope all that time-wasting doesn’t severely affect the rest of our lives!!!!!
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Hope you enjoyed! Please feel free to send me parody requests, and I’ll try to write more songs for y’all… if I can stop procrastinating long enough to do so!!!
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Tumblr (memory)
This is a parody of "memory" by Elaine Paige from the musical Cats, and it's about tumblr.
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Tumblr
With your fandoms and shitposts
Every blog is pure chaos
Filled with laughter and sins
If you find there
A new idea for internet memes
Then a new blog
Will begin
Tumblr
There are so many shitposts
I can smile at the humour
I can laugh ‘til I cry
I remember
A time before the internet memes
Please let tumblr
Never die
Burnt out writers come to tumblr
Needing inspiration
Stressed out students
Here to vent their problems
Get love and validation
Daylight
We’re on tumblr ‘til sunrise
Suddenly we have no life
Just our internet blogs
When the night comes
We’ll still be browsing shitposts and memes
And we’ll stay here
All night long
Blogging through the whole pandemic
Staying calm and hopeful
Using covid as a darn good reason
To hide and not be social
Finally,
We have run out of content
Our time has been well spent
And our work here is done
But there’ll always
Be brand new things to ramble about
Look, a new blog
Has begun
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Author's note: The entire reason that I wrote this parody was that my brain sung the word "tumblr" to the tune of the word "memory", and then this just kinda.... happened. Hope you enjoyed :)
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My (Sanders) Sides
This is a parody of “My eyes” by Neil Patrick Harris from Dr. Horrible’s sing-along blog, and it's about the YouTube series “Sanders Sides” by Thomas Sanders
This parody is dedicated to my favourite follower (yes, I only have one follower, but still), @overlyanxiousace
Please enjoy <3
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Thomas has inside his brain
A bunch of different sides, let me explain
They control part of his mind
And they have all appeared on vine
I know that it might sound a tad insane
Patton is effectively the heart
He knows what’s right and wrong
Hopes and dreams are Roman’s work of art
Along with writing songs
With glasses and loads of ties
Our boy Logan’s extemely wise
Virgil seems to be
As anxious as can be
They’re his main sides
There’s a snake
He makes you do a double-take
The lord of lies, the portal cake
Deceit, a dark side, lies in wait
And then a stinky rat man tears the world apart
Makes all good things wrong
Remus, Roman’s counterpart
With his own gruesome song
So far, that’s all our guys
But we think, soon more will arrive
We all seem to be
Happy as can be
With Sanders Sides
Thomas has inside his brain (Take it slow)
A bunch of sides that are here to entertain (The sides will talk and think and grow)
Their adventures make us laugh (We’ve told you all you need to know)
They’re all each other’s other halves (Sit back, relax, enjoy the show)
And yes, we know that it might sound a bit insane (Sanders Sides)
Patton is effectively the heart (The rat man tears the world apart)
He knows what’s right and wrong (Makes all good things wrong)
Hopes and dreams are Roman’s work of art (Remus, Roman’s counterpart)
Along with writing songs (with his own gruesome song)
Deceit is the lord of the lies
Our boy Logan’s extremely wise (Soon more sides just might arrive)
Virgil seems to be (We all seem to be)
As anxious as can be (As happy as can be)
In Sanders Sides (With Sanders Sides)
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Hey, cool new blog :D I really like the Let it go parody, it's funny XD (and relatable) Currently I don't have any ideas for requests, but regardless, keep up the good work :) -Whiskers
Omg Whiskers!!! Hi, and thanks so much for following me to my new blog!! (For anyone here who doesn't know Whiskers, they send me anonymous asks a lot on my main blog, and they're just overall a really cool, awesome person). I'm really really really glad that you're enjoying my new content, and I hope to keep the parodies coming! Thanks for stopping by, and feel free to send me asks any time :D
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(My brain is) non-stop
This is a parody of Non-Stop from the musical Hamilton.
Everything in bold is me talking to my brain. Everything in not-bold is my brain talking to me
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After a long day I have time to think
A-after a long day I have time to think
My mind goes wild and my feelings sink
My feelings sink, ‘cos I overthink
Even though I rationally know everything is fine
The worries in my brain begin to climb
Overthinking everything until I drop
Man my brain is non-stop
Today was a failure, I’ll explain, bear with me
Are you aware that it’s still a mystery
How you fail social interactions in so many ways
Honestly, I could go on for days (non-stop)
I intend to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt
That you messed up bad!
Brain, please sit down
You’re not happy with my progress
You think I messed up
That was all you had to say
Okay. One more thing
Why do you assume every day will be my doom
Why do you assume every day will be my doom
Why do you assume every day will be my doom
And make me cry in the bathroom
Why do you think like I’m running out of time
Think day and night, make me really sleep-deprived
Every day you think like I’m running out of time
Keep on thinking in the meantime
(Non-stop)
Depression’s such an old song that we can sing along in harmony
Your only hope is somewhere in a pharmacy
This medication that you’re taking may be working
But I’ll always be here lurking, while you’re panicking, I’m smirking (non-stop)
You have anxiety, it’s ‘cause I am projecting it
Your mental health is going down ‘cause I’ve affected it
Now for some strong self-deprecation
If not then I’ll be your damnation
Constantly wearing you down with my narration
My brain, talking to itself until the morning
I kept you awake and stressing out until the morning
There to deprive me of sleep and sanity
What I’m about to say may hurt your vanity
Goes and explains all my flaws in detail (What?)
All my flaws in excruciating detail (What?)
Talks for 6 hours, is constantly malicious
Bright young brain, what the f is this
Why do you not have a shred of self-esteem
Why do you not have a shred of self-esteem
Every single time you speak you seem
Determined to shatter all my dreams
Why do you think like it’s going out of style
Think day and night like it’s going out of style
Every day you think like it’s going out of style
Think better thoughts!
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A/N: I literally wrote this parody after I couldn't get to sleep for several hours because my brain was talking to itself non-stop and, rather ironically, one of the things it was doing was singing the song "non-stop"..... repeatedly.
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Okay, um, give this parody a thumbs up!
*somewhat more annoyed distant voice informs me that tumblr doesn't have a thumbs up button*
Retweet this to share this with your friends!
*exasperated distant voice tells me that I don't even have twitter, and asks whY i would suggest retweeting a tumblr post*
Okay, I think I got it now. Leave a kudos if you want, or if you're feeling particularly generous, leave a comment because getting validation from another human will make my heart explode with joy. Follow me if, for some reason, you want to see more of my content (and if this weird ramble at the end hasn't put you off), and feel free to send me requests of parodies to write!!!
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Let us go (out of this classroom)
Parody of "Let it go" from Frozen
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The boredom’s strong in our classroom today
Not a smile to be seen
There’s equations on the whiteboard
But I don’t know what they mean
I’m getting restless and my brain’s completely fried
Couldn’t understand even if I tried
Don’t close your eyes
Don’t fall asleep
Pay attention
Instead of counting sheep
Learn all the things you need to know
Things you need to know
Let us go
Let us go
Can’t stand this class anymore
Let us go
Let us go
Let us out the classroom door
I don’t care
If I fail or pass
But I’m gonna scream
If I spend another second inside this class
It’s funny how an hour
Has never felt so long
And how many ways there are
To get the same damn question wrong
This isn’t maths that I can do
The answer’s seven, but I got kangaroo
I think our classroom clock is slow
Is it time to go?
Let us go
Let us go
Can’t stand this class anymore
Let us go
Let us go
Let us out the classroom door
I don’t care
If I fail or pass
I just want to leave
The bell is ringing, there’s excitement in the air
The teacher wants us all to sit back down but we don’t care
We’re running out the door, to freedom and to friends
School is a nightmare, so we live for the weekends
Home we go
Home we go
We can sleep until way past dawn
Home we go
Home we go
No more boredom, no more yawns
We don’t care
If we fail or pass
Cos for now we’re freeeeeee
Until Monday, when we all go back to class
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Thanks for reading! Leave a comment if you enjoyed it (please, i need validation from others to survive), and feel free to send me requests :D
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Historically accurate Hamilton
Hamilton faces a lot of criticism because of its historical inaccuracies, but people seem to forget that it isn’t supposed to be completely accurate. It’s historical fiction, and many details were tweaked to make the musical run more smoothly, make more sense, and generally be easier for an audience to follow. To emphasise my point, I rewrote some of Hamilton to show what it might have been like if it was completely historically accurate (or, parts of it. I’m not rewriting an entire musical).
NB: I am by no means a historical expert. The following is meant for comedy purposes only
For songs where multiple people sing, the speaker will be denoted by the following letters:
B – Burr, H – Hamilton, L – Lafayette, J – John Laurens, M – Hercules Mulligan, T – Thomas Jefferson,
Use of the squiggles (~~~~~) means some of the song was skipped
I think that’s everything! Enjoy the musical!!!!!
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Aaron Burr – Historically accurate
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B: You punched the bursar?
A: Nope
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Showtime! Showtime! Yo!
J: I’m John Lauren’s, in the place to be!
It’d make sense for you to meet all three
Of us together, but unfortunately
It’s gonna be a while ‘til you finally meet me!
L: Oui oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Lafayette!
And just like Laurens, I have not arrived yet
I sing from afar and I say “bonsoir”
To these strangers at the bar, they do not know moi
M: Brrrah brraaah! I am Hercules Mulligan
Talking to myself, cos I don’t have a single friend
Wait, I’m already friends with Alex Ham,
And this introduction’s pointless, cos he knows who I am!
No more people, we need a solution
The two of us alone can’t start a revolution!
Well, if it ain't the prodigy of Princeton college!
Aaron Burr!
Give us a verse, drop some knowledge!
B: Good luck with that, you’re all on your own,
Even Hamilton can’t start a revolution alone
M: Burr, the revolution's imminent. What do you stall for?
H: If you stand for nothing Burr, what’ll you fall for?
M: Who? Who are you?
H: ….. Hamilton? Your friend?
M: Oh. Right. Yea.
*awkward pause, then lights go down*
The Story of Tonight – Historically accurate
M: Raise a glass to the two of us
H: Why are there so few of us?
M: Not much is happening tonight
H: I need another drink tonight
M: They will forget about tonight
The Schuyler Siblings:
Angelica, Eliza, John, Philip, Rensselaer, Cornelia, Catherine, and Peggy
The Schuyler siblings
Angelica, Peggy, Eliza, John, Philip, Rensselaer, Cornelia, Catherine
WORK!
The 25 Duel Commandments
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It’s the 25 duel commandments
It’s the 25 duel commandments
Number 1:
Instead of giving a concise set of rules,
To explain to the audience the basics about duels
We’re gonna list every single commandment and derail
The entire musical with unnecessary detail
Number 2:
Lee’s second wasn’t Aaron Burr it was his friend
Major Evan Edwards, who you’re never gonna see again
As Burr isn’t here, we miss some foreshadowing
And Alexander’s death might not be as heart-shattering
Number 3:
Okay folks, this is taking too long
We don’t have time for 25 commandments in one song
By the time we finish you’ll have stopped paying attention
So let’s just finish this, while there’s still some apprehension
Number 24: Look ‘em in the eye, aim no higher
Summon all the courage you require
Then count
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Number 25 paces fire!
Cabinet battle #1 – Historically Accurate
W: Secretary Jefferson, you have the floor
T: Life liberty and the pursuit of happiness
We fought for these ideals we shouldn’t settle for less
But I’m quiet and reserved, and not a fan of fighting
So I’m just gonna give you my objections in writing
W: Thank you, Secretary Jefferson
Secretary Hamilton, your response
H: Thomas, that was a real nice declaration
You speaking up at all is a cause for celebration
But obviously, there isn’t that much to discuss
Seeing as you didn’t kick up much of a fuss
My new financial system is a masterpiece
Our debts will be sorted, our independence will increase
Tell me if you have any suggestions or notes
But I have high hopes that I can rely on your votes
W: Great. Meeting concluded.
Cabinet Battle #2 – Historically Accurate
W: The issue on the table, France is on the verge of war with England
And do we provide aid and troops to our French allies
Or do we stay out of it, remember
My decision on this matter is not subject to congressional approval
The only person you have to convince is me
Secretary Jefferson, you have the floor, sir
T: I’d really like to help out France
But I’m still too shy to make a whole song and dance
W: Thank you Secretary Jefferson. Secretary Hamilton, your response
H: Jefferson’s dumb, let’s not get involved
I’m sorry but not every problem can be solved
By recklessly running to join the fight
We stay out of it. Thank you, and goodnight.
W: Hamilton’s right. Hamilton, draft a statement of neutrality
T: Did you forget Lafayette?
H: Nope
T: Ok then
Burn – Historically Accurate
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I’m erasing myself from the narrative
Historians have no idea how Eliza reacted
So neither will you
Sorry, but for historical accuracy this song is through
The world was wide enough – Historically Accurate
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There are 25 things you need to know
There are 25 things you need to know
Number 1:
This duel was a long time coming
You’d have known that if we hadn’t skipped most of the foreshadowing
Number 2:
A bunch of secondary characters were there
I’d list all their names but you probably don’t care
Number 3:
The election wasn’t the main reason for
Our duel. Hamilton, the bastard, son of a whore
Tried to undermine me in my gubernatorial race
So I told him “if you have something to say, name a time and place”
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Number 24:
Look him in the eye aim no higher
Summon all the courage you require
Then count
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Number 25 paces fire!
He aims his pistol over my shoulder, and fires.
I strike him right between the ribs
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BONUS SONG:
Who lives, who dies, who tells your story – Historically Accurate Summary
Let me tell you what I wish I’d known
When I was young and dreamed of glory
You cannot write
A good, historically accurate story
Lin Manuel Miranda
I’ll give him this
His Hamilton musical is a work of art
I couldn’t correct it if I tried
And I’ve tried
Lin Manuel Miranda
He took your country from knowing nothing about Hamilton to knowing at least some stuff about him
I’m happy to admit it
He deserves all the credit he gets
A historically inaccurate but still incredible story
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You still here? Well congrats for making it this far!!! I hope you enjoyed, please (please) leave a comment if you enjoyed it, I survive purely on the validation I receive from others, and feel free to send me requests if you want :)
Credit to where I got all my info:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhrVjfVmAow&t=518s
https://www.tampabay.com/life-culture/2020/07/03/politifact-fact-checking-hamilton-the-musical/
https://screenrant.com/hamilton-historical-inaccuracies-wrong-true-story/
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Global warming
Parody of "Merry Christmas Everyone" by Shakin' Stevens
Yes, I know it's June. But this just kinda happened. So... enjoy!
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Global warming
All around you
Ice caps melting
Loads of sun
Mass extinction
Tonnes of greenhouse gases
If we don’t change
We are done
Time for action
And demonstrations
Climate protests
All night long
Time for changes
Bring on the elections
Vote for parties
Who’ll join our song
We need to save our planet tonight
We need to ditch the coal, use renewable resources, harness wind and light
The world is moving
We’re improving
Ditching plastic
Going green
We can aim for
A world with less pollution
Cars, electric
Oceans, clean
We need to save our planet tonight
We need to ditch the coal, use renewable resources, harness wind and light
Global warming
All around you
Ice caps melting
Loads of sun
Mass extinction
Tonnes of greenhouse gases
If we don’t change
We are done
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There's a million things I haven't done (and they can wait)
Parody of "Alexander Hamilton" from Hamilton
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How does a student, gen-z whose life is in a frenzy, smart kid, started at the top and working hard to be the fastest on the class list, get stressed depressed and terrified of failure, and grow up to be a pro-procrastinator?
A small child, fairly mild and always smiled, learnt for fun for a while, got lots of knowledge compiled, but then the work piled up, they got riled up, and by fourteen, their mind was constantly running wild.
And every class while the other students talked and laughed, they worked hard, determined they were always going to pass. Inside, they were longing to have fun and make some friends, but the workload got heavier, so they studied without end
Then exam season came, and anxiety reigned
Everything they’d learnt just seemed to fall out of their brain
All those years of studying, information retained
But they couldn’t take the strain, their mind couldn’t sustain
So they took a step back, they said, “I’m going insane man”
Their life used to be perfect, now it was just a wasteland
Paused their education, took some time to sort their brain
Started putting themselves first again, and proclaimed:
“I’m looking out for number one
I’ve started looking out for number one
There’s a million thing I haven’t done
And they can wait! They can wait!”
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"What's this (test)"
Parody of "What's this" from Nightmare Before Christmas
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What's this? What's this?
There's numbers everywhere
What's this?
There's tension in the air
What's this?
This test was a surprise
I didn't study
Come on, miss, this isn't fair!
What's this?
What's this? What's this?
My answers all seem wrong
What's this?
How is this test so long
What's this?
My page is filled with
Strange mysterious symbols
How the heck are there so many
This is maths not pictionary
What is this?
What's this?
There's children doing fractions
Instead of having fun
The smart kid's almost finished
And I'm stuck on question 1
The quadratic equation
Oh I can't believe my eyes
Theres no way I can pass this test
Unless somebody diiiiiies
*stares intently at annoying classmate*
*looks back at test*
What's this?
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Hope y'all enjoyed :)
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Welcome!!!
I make random song parodies, and I appreciate requests. If you send me a song title and/or a theme, I'll do my absolute best to make a song parody for you. I make no promises though :). Please keep both the song and the theme SFW (I don't mind swearing tho), and I can't write romantic stuff to save my life, but other than that, go wild, be creative, and have fun!
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