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It's my birthday!!!!!
To celebrate my birthday, and also because I can, here's quite possibly the dumbest and shortest parody I've ever written. It's a parody of "Dancing Queen" by Abba. Enjoy!!!
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I am the tumblr queen Young and sweet Only twenty one
Tumblr queen Feel the beat On the bongo drum
You can blog You can write You'll be on tumblr til night
Oooooh read that post Like that meme Diggin the tumblr queen
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I promise I'll get back to posting actual parodies soon!!! (I know it's been almost a week. I was struggling for inspiration and also had a lot on. But I have a lot of ideas for new content, so hopefully you'll see some of that real soon <3)
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(Stuck inside) For Forever
This is a parody of For Forever from Dear Evan Hansen. Enjoy :)
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Near the end of March last year Was when we first began to hear That word A new virus, covid-19 And from that moment, “quarantine” Was all we heard
The shops all closed, the doors were locked The supermarkets had no stock And life was hell Then people starting buying whole Truckloads of pasta, toilet roll Masks, and hand gel Overall we weren’t doing well
Now we’re stuck inside for forever We haven’t seen the sky for forever Feels like things might go on for forever this way Lockdown ‘til the end of days
We talk to people, all online, ‘Bout things we’ll do when lockdown finally ends We’ll go for walks, we’ll shop for clothes We’ll go to see our favourite shows We’ll hug our friends
When nothing’s closed and no-one’s ill When all the world stops standing still When we’re all free We’ll finally get to see the sky The trees, the birds, a butterfly A bumblebee We’ll get back to reality We’ll get back to reality
We won’t be inside for forever We haven’t seen the sky for forever Maybe things won’t go on for forever this way, this way
Haven’t been outside for forever Or seen the countryside for forever We will not be stuck for forever this way The lockdown will end one day
And there it is, a vaccine available for all The lockdown’s finally gonna end, we’ll go outside and have a ball And there we go, wondering how the world might be after so long
One foot after the other One road, then to another I see a church with a steeple I see people, there’s people And I just want to hide
And I suddenly realise why I never went outside There’s humans here I’m scared of them When they get near I just want to go back home To go back home And always stay inside
So I’ll stay inside for forever Never see the sky for forever Even if there’s no covid virus, I’ll stay, I’ll stay
I will stay inside Even though I tried I just want to hide for forever this way Alone At home I am gonna stay
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What'd I Miss - Sanders Sides
This is a parody of "What'd I Miss" from Hamilton. It's about Sanders Sides, specifically Virgil's reaction to coming back into the mindscape after "Putting Others First - Selfishness vs Selflessness Redux". Enjoy!
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Chorus: Episode. E-E-Episode E-E-Episode
Logan: Episode 39 How does the vine star, singer Youtuber, Sanders Sides creator Somehow listen to a traitor Fight his own morality ‘til he has to forfeit? Have it all, lose it all. You ready for more yet?
He skipped a callback that might have been his break Now he’s started listening to a slimy snake Not so fast. Someone came along to resist him An anxious little bean, we know you’ve all missed him
He wasn’t there ‘cos he was hiding in his room He told us all his past, and now he thinks he’s kinda doomed But someone’s gotta stand up to all the lies and slander You simply must meet Virgil Sanders!!!
Virgil Sanders is coming home! Virgil Sanders is coming home! Virgil Sanders is coming home! Virgil Sanders is coming home! Virgil Sanders is coming home lord he’s been off in his room for so long
Virgil: I used to be a dark side, suddenly I’m not quite which side I’m on Not even sure of who I am I’d only just got used to having friends, to having somewhere to belong But it didn’t last for long Now I might have lost my fam
So what’d I miss? What’d I miss? I’m not sure why, but I get the urge to hiss *hisses* I’ve been contemplating my own existence They did an episode without my assistance I spent an hour in my room and came back to this
There’s a dark side chilling in the mindscape All dramatic with his gloves and cape I ask him “What are you doing here, you slimy snake?” He says “Virgil, how nice to see your face! Thomas didn’t say I’m here to stay, yay!” And I’m already walking away I just got back and things have already turned upside down
I’m going back to my room I can’t believe that this is real Deceit has a seat at the table The situation’s not ideal
But who’s waiting for me when I step in the place My friend creativity red in the face He grabs my arm and I respond “What’s going on?”
Roman: Virgil, we are engaged in a battle for our being’s very soul Can you get us out of the mess we’re in That slimy snake has slithered in and Thomas let him take complete control I’ve been fighting for what’s right alone Where have you been?
Virgil: Uhh… my room? What?
Roman: We have to win!
Virgil: So what’d I miss? What’d I miss? Headfirst into a philosophical abyss Headfirst into the abyss
We’ve gotta film another video today I guess I better think of something to say I’m already on my way To get to the bottom of this
Chorus: What did I miss?
Patton: Anxiety welcome home
Deceit: Anxiety, so good to see you
Chorus: Anxiety welcome home! Anxiety welcome home, dude, you’ve been off in your room for so long
Virgil: So what did I miss?
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Congratulations - Procrastination
This is a parody of “Congratulations” by Pewdiepie (Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg), Roomie (Joel Gustaf Berghult), and Boyinaband (David Paul Brown).
This parody is in honour of my uni exam results. Two years ago, I was one of the top two achievers in my course (I have no idea who the other person was or which of us did better), and this year, due mainly to mental health and procrastination, I was 3% away from actually failing a module. Enjoy the song!
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Yay procrastination, lack of motivation, I have things to do but I’ll keep on waiting Yay procrastination, lack of motivation, Getting nothing done is getting real frustrating
Yay procrastination, there’s no explanation As to how I ended up in this damn situation You read a sentence, very nice! And all it took Was a week of staring aimlessly into your uni textbook
You used to be the last To fall behind in class But suddenly you’re struggling to even get a pass Didn’t think you’d fail? Well you’d better think again Get used to your grades being below forty percent
If I don’t stop procrastinating, I will keep on failing To stand a hope in hell of passing I’d have to start cheating For legal reasons that’s a joke For legal reasons that’s a joke For serious, uni exam board, please don’t fail me, that’s a joke
Mum and Dad, I’m sorry ‘bout my grades, you’re the best But your support alone couldn’t make me pass my test I tried really hard for you, but now I’m out of luck It’s just a grade, I mean for real, who even gives a f-
Yay procrastination, lack of motivation, I have things to do but I’ll keep on waiting Yay procrastination, lack of motivation, Getting nothing done is getting real frustrating
Procrastination Procrastination (got nothing done all day) Procrastination Procrastination (wasted a whole day)
Got an email from uni, hmm, what is this I need to find a topic for my project real quick If I put this off then by next year I’ll do a presentation On a topic I don’t know or care about, like integration
Choose a topic right away Please not integration Really wanna have a say, Please not integration Put it off for several weeks, just couldn’t get it done But hopefully my topic won’t be GODDAMN INTEGRATION
Chores aren’t getting done any time soon, no clean clothes I’m just sitting watching re-runs of my favourite shows Maybe one day soon I’ll finally wash some dishes Or maybe that’s just me making unrealistic wishes Never mind the chores, people, I just wanna sleep in Just here to stay in bed and ignore all the housekeepin’ I can’t remember the last time I had a shower But that’s a problem that can be put off another hour
So this is it, thanks for sticking with my blog Ever since a couple weeks back, you’ve read my dialogue Yea this is it, I know it’s a tragedy But we’re nearing the end of the congratulations parody
I hope that you’ll stay by my side through all the gain and loss There’s no people in the world I would rather give me kudos It’ll be a wild ride, so before we end the verse I just wanna let you know ….. my parodies will only get worse 😊
Yay procrastination, lack of motivation, I have things to do but I’ll keep on waiting Yay procrastination, lack of motivation, Getting nothing done is getting real frustrating
Procrastination Procrastination (got nothing done all day) Procrastination Procrastination (wasted a whole day)
Procrastination tumblr! We do it! Hope all that time-wasting doesn’t severely affect the rest of our lives!!!!!
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Hope you enjoyed! Please feel free to send me parody requests, and I’ll try to write more songs for y’all… if I can stop procrastinating long enough to do so!!!
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Tumblr (memory)
This is a parody of "memory" by Elaine Paige from the musical Cats, and it's about tumblr.
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Tumblr With your fandoms and shitposts Every blog is pure chaos Filled with laughter and sins If you find there A new idea for internet memes Then a new blog Will begin
Tumblr There are so many shitposts I can smile at the humour I can laugh ‘til I cry I remember A time before the internet memes Please let tumblr Never die
Burnt out writers come to tumblr Needing inspiration Stressed out students Here to vent their problems Get love and validation
Daylight We’re on tumblr ‘til sunrise Suddenly we have no life Just our internet blogs When the night comes We’ll still be browsing shitposts and memes And we’ll stay here All night long
Blogging through the whole pandemic Staying calm and hopeful Using covid as a darn good reason To hide and not be social
Finally, We have run out of content Our time has been well spent And our work here is done But there’ll always Be brand new things to ramble about Look, a new blog Has begun
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Author's note: The entire reason that I wrote this parody was that my brain sung the word "tumblr" to the tune of the word "memory", and then this just kinda.... happened. Hope you enjoyed :)
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My (Sanders) Sides
This is a parody of “My eyes” by Neil Patrick Harris from Dr. Horrible’s sing-along blog, and it's about the YouTube series “Sanders Sides” by Thomas Sanders This parody is dedicated to my favourite follower (yes, I only have one follower, but still), @overlyanxiousace Please enjoy <3
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Thomas has inside his brain A bunch of different sides, let me explain They control part of his mind And they have all appeared on vine I know that it might sound a tad insane
Patton is effectively the heart He knows what’s right and wrong Hopes and dreams are Roman’s work of art Along with writing songs
With glasses and loads of ties Our boy Logan’s extemely wise Virgil seems to be As anxious as can be They’re his main sides
There’s a snake He makes you do a double-take The lord of lies, the portal cake Deceit, a dark side, lies in wait
And then a stinky rat man tears the world apart Makes all good things wrong Remus, Roman’s counterpart With his own gruesome song
So far, that’s all our guys But we think, soon more will arrive We all seem to be Happy as can be With Sanders Sides
Thomas has inside his brain (Take it slow) A bunch of sides that are here to entertain (The sides will talk and think and grow) Their adventures make us laugh (We’ve told you all you need to know) They’re all each other’s other halves (Sit back, relax, enjoy the show) And yes, we know that it might sound a bit insane (Sanders Sides)
Patton is effectively the heart (The rat man tears the world apart) He knows what’s right and wrong (Makes all good things wrong) Hopes and dreams are Roman’s work of art (Remus, Roman’s counterpart) Along with writing songs (with his own gruesome song)
Deceit is the lord of the lies Our boy Logan’s extremely wise (Soon more sides just might arrive) Virgil seems to be (We all seem to be) As anxious as can be (As happy as can be) In Sanders Sides (With Sanders Sides)
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Hey, cool new blog :D I really like the Let it go parody, it's funny XD (and relatable) Currently I don't have any ideas for requests, but regardless, keep up the good work :) -Whiskers
Omg Whiskers!!! Hi, and thanks so much for following me to my new blog!! (For anyone here who doesn't know Whiskers, they send me anonymous asks a lot on my main blog, and they're just overall a really cool, awesome person). I'm really really really glad that you're enjoying my new content, and I hope to keep the parodies coming! Thanks for stopping by, and feel free to send me asks any time :D
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(My brain is) non-stop
This is a parody of Non-Stop from the musical Hamilton.
Everything in bold is me talking to my brain. Everything in not-bold is my brain talking to me
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After a long day I have time to think A-after a long day I have time to think My mind goes wild and my feelings sink My feelings sink, ‘cos I overthink
Even though I rationally know everything is fine The worries in my brain begin to climb Overthinking everything until I drop Man my brain is non-stop
Today was a failure, I’ll explain, bear with me Are you aware that it’s still a mystery How you fail social interactions in so many ways Honestly, I could go on for days (non-stop) I intend to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt That you messed up bad!
Brain, please sit down You’re not happy with my progress You think I messed up That was all you had to say
Okay. One more thing
Why do you assume every day will be my doom Why do you assume every day will be my doom Why do you assume every day will be my doom And make me cry in the bathroom
Why do you think like I’m running out of time Think day and night, make me really sleep-deprived Every day you think like I’m running out of time Keep on thinking in the meantime
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Depression’s such an old song that we can sing along in harmony Your only hope is somewhere in a pharmacy This medication that you’re taking may be working But I’ll always be here lurking, while you’re panicking, I’m smirking (non-stop)
You have anxiety, it’s ‘cause I am projecting it Your mental health is going down ‘cause I’ve affected it Now for some strong self-deprecation If not then I’ll be your damnation Constantly wearing you down with my narration
My brain, talking to itself until the morning
I kept you awake and stressing out until the morning
There to deprive me of sleep and sanity
What I’m about to say may hurt your vanity
Goes and explains all my flaws in detail (What?) All my flaws in excruciating detail (What?) Talks for 6 hours, is constantly malicious Bright young brain, what the f is this
Why do you not have a shred of self-esteem Why do you not have a shred of self-esteem Every single time you speak you seem Determined to shatter all my dreams
Why do you think like it’s going out of style Think day and night like it’s going out of style Every day you think like it’s going out of style Think better thoughts!
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A/N: I literally wrote this parody after I couldn't get to sleep for several hours because my brain was talking to itself non-stop and, rather ironically, one of the things it was doing was singing the song "non-stop"..... repeatedly.
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*distant voice tells me that's YouTube, not tumblr*
Okay, um, give this parody a thumbs up!
*somewhat more annoyed distant voice informs me that tumblr doesn't have a thumbs up button*
Retweet this to share this with your friends!
*exasperated distant voice tells me that I don't even have twitter, and asks whY i would suggest retweeting a tumblr post*
Okay, I think I got it now. Leave a kudos if you want, or if you're feeling particularly generous, leave a comment because getting validation from another human will make my heart explode with joy. Follow me if, for some reason, you want to see more of my content (and if this weird ramble at the end hasn't put you off), and feel free to send me requests of parodies to write!!!
*distant voice grumbles a begrudgingly approving statement, then dematerialises*
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Let us go (out of this classroom)
Parody of "Let it go" from Frozen
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The boredom’s strong in our classroom today Not a smile to be seen There’s equations on the whiteboard But I don’t know what they mean
I’m getting restless and my brain’s completely fried Couldn’t understand even if I tried
Don’t close your eyes Don’t fall asleep Pay attention Instead of counting sheep
Learn all the things you need to know Things you need to know
Let us go Let us go Can’t stand this class anymore Let us go Let us go Let us out the classroom door I don’t care If I fail or pass But I’m gonna scream If I spend another second inside this class
It’s funny how an hour Has never felt so long And how many ways there are To get the same damn question wrong
This isn’t maths that I can do The answer’s seven, but I got kangaroo I think our classroom clock is slow Is it time to go? Let us go Let us go Can’t stand this class anymore Let us go Let us go Let us out the classroom door I don’t care If I fail or pass I just want to leave
The bell is ringing, there’s excitement in the air The teacher wants us all to sit back down but we don’t care We’re running out the door, to freedom and to friends School is a nightmare, so we live for the weekends
Home we go Home we go We can sleep until way past dawn Home we go Home we go No more boredom, no more yawns We don’t care If we fail or pass Cos for now we’re freeeeeee Until Monday, when we all go back to class
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Historically accurate Hamilton
Hamilton faces a lot of criticism because of its historical inaccuracies, but people seem to forget that it isn’t supposed to be completely accurate. It’s historical fiction, and many details were tweaked to make the musical run more smoothly, make more sense, and generally be easier for an audience to follow. To emphasise my point, I rewrote some of Hamilton to show what it might have been like if it was completely historically accurate (or, parts of it. I’m not rewriting an entire musical).
NB: I am by no means a historical expert. The following is meant for comedy purposes only
For songs where multiple people sing, the speaker will be denoted by the following letters: B – Burr, H – Hamilton, L – Lafayette, J – John Laurens, M – Hercules Mulligan, T – Thomas Jefferson,
Use of the squiggles (~~~~~) means some of the song was skipped
I think that’s everything! Enjoy the musical!!!!!
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Aaron Burr – Historically accurate
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B: You punched the bursar?
A: Nope
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Showtime! Showtime! Yo!
J: I’m John Lauren’s, in the place to be! It’d make sense for you to meet all three Of us together, but unfortunately It’s gonna be a while ‘til you finally meet me!
L: Oui oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Lafayette! And just like Laurens, I have not arrived yet I sing from afar and I say “bonsoir” To these strangers at the bar, they do not know moi
M: Brrrah brraaah! I am Hercules Mulligan Talking to myself, cos I don’t have a single friend Wait, I’m already friends with Alex Ham, And this introduction’s pointless, cos he knows who I am! No more people, we need a solution The two of us alone can’t start a revolution!
Well, if it ain't the prodigy of Princeton college! Aaron Burr! Give us a verse, drop some knowledge!
B: Good luck with that, you’re all on your own, Even Hamilton can’t start a revolution alone
M: Burr, the revolution's imminent. What do you stall for?
H: If you stand for nothing Burr, what’ll you fall for?
M: Who? Who are you?
H: ….. Hamilton? Your friend?
M: Oh. Right. Yea.
*awkward pause, then lights go down*
The Story of Tonight – Historically accurate
M: Raise a glass to the two of us
H: Why are there so few of us?
M: Not much is happening tonight
H: I need another drink tonight
M: They will forget about tonight
The Schuyler Siblings:
Angelica, Eliza, John, Philip, Rensselaer, Cornelia, Catherine, and Peggy The Schuyler siblings Angelica, Peggy, Eliza, John, Philip, Rensselaer, Cornelia, Catherine WORK!
The 25 Duel Commandments
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It’s the 25 duel commandments It’s the 25 duel commandments
Number 1:
Instead of giving a concise set of rules, To explain to the audience the basics about duels We’re gonna list every single commandment and derail The entire musical with unnecessary detail
Number 2:
Lee’s second wasn’t Aaron Burr it was his friend Major Evan Edwards, who you’re never gonna see again As Burr isn’t here, we miss some foreshadowing And Alexander’s death might not be as heart-shattering
Number 3:
Okay folks, this is taking too long We don’t have time for 25 commandments in one song By the time we finish you’ll have stopped paying attention So let’s just finish this, while there’s still some apprehension
Number 24: Look ‘em in the eye, aim no higher Summon all the courage you require Then count
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Number 25 paces fire!
Cabinet battle #1 – Historically Accurate
W: Secretary Jefferson, you have the floor
T: Life liberty and the pursuit of happiness We fought for these ideals we shouldn’t settle for less But I’m quiet and reserved, and not a fan of fighting So I’m just gonna give you my objections in writing
W: Thank you, Secretary Jefferson Secretary Hamilton, your response
H: Thomas, that was a real nice declaration You speaking up at all is a cause for celebration But obviously, there isn’t that much to discuss Seeing as you didn’t kick up much of a fuss My new financial system is a masterpiece Our debts will be sorted, our independence will increase Tell me if you have any suggestions or notes But I have high hopes that I can rely on your votes
W: Great. Meeting concluded.
Cabinet Battle #2 – Historically Accurate
W: The issue on the table, France is on the verge of war with England And do we provide aid and troops to our French allies Or do we stay out of it, remember My decision on this matter is not subject to congressional approval The only person you have to convince is me Secretary Jefferson, you have the floor, sir
T: I’d really like to help out France But I’m still too shy to make a whole song and dance
W: Thank you Secretary Jefferson. Secretary Hamilton, your response
H: Jefferson’s dumb, let’s not get involved I’m sorry but not every problem can be solved By recklessly running to join the fight We stay out of it. Thank you, and goodnight.
W: Hamilton’s right. Hamilton, draft a statement of neutrality
T: Did you forget Lafayette?
H: Nope
T: Ok then
Burn – Historically Accurate
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I’m erasing myself from the narrative Historians have no idea how Eliza reacted So neither will you Sorry, but for historical accuracy this song is through
The world was wide enough – Historically Accurate
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There are 25 things you need to know There are 25 things you need to know
Number 1:
This duel was a long time coming You’d have known that if we hadn’t skipped most of the foreshadowing
Number 2:
A bunch of secondary characters were there I’d list all their names but you probably don’t care
Number 3:
The election wasn’t the main reason for Our duel. Hamilton, the bastard, son of a whore Tried to undermine me in my gubernatorial race So I told him “if you have something to say, name a time and place”
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Number 24:
Look him in the eye aim no higher Summon all the courage you require Then count
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Number 25 paces fire!
He aims his pistol over my shoulder, and fires. I strike him right between the ribs
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BONUS SONG:
Who lives, who dies, who tells your story – Historically Accurate Summary
Let me tell you what I wish I’d known When I was young and dreamed of glory You cannot write A good, historically accurate story
Lin Manuel Miranda I’ll give him this His Hamilton musical is a work of art I couldn’t correct it if I tried And I’ve tried
Lin Manuel Miranda He took your country from knowing nothing about Hamilton to knowing at least some stuff about him I’m happy to admit it He deserves all the credit he gets
A historically inaccurate but still incredible story
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You still here? Well congrats for making it this far!!! I hope you enjoyed, please (please) leave a comment if you enjoyed it, I survive purely on the validation I receive from others, and feel free to send me requests if you want :)
Credit to where I got all my info:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhrVjfVmAow&t=518s
https://www.tampabay.com/life-culture/2020/07/03/politifact-fact-checking-hamilton-the-musical/
https://screenrant.com/hamilton-historical-inaccuracies-wrong-true-story/
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Global warming
Parody of "Merry Christmas Everyone" by Shakin' Stevens
Yes, I know it's June. But this just kinda happened. So... enjoy!
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Global warming All around you Ice caps melting Loads of sun Mass extinction Tonnes of greenhouse gases If we don’t change We are done
Time for action And demonstrations Climate protests All night long Time for changes Bring on the elections Vote for parties Who’ll join our song
We need to save our planet tonight We need to ditch the coal, use renewable resources, harness wind and light
The world is moving We’re improving Ditching plastic Going green We can aim for A world with less pollution Cars, electric Oceans, clean
We need to save our planet tonight We need to ditch the coal, use renewable resources, harness wind and light
Global warming All around you Ice caps melting Loads of sun Mass extinction Tonnes of greenhouse gases If we don’t change We are done
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There's a million things I haven't done (and they can wait)
Parody of "Alexander Hamilton" from Hamilton
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How does a student, gen-z whose life is in a frenzy, smart kid, started at the top and working hard to be the fastest on the class list, get stressed depressed and terrified of failure, and grow up to be a pro-procrastinator?
A small child, fairly mild and always smiled, learnt for fun for a while, got lots of knowledge compiled, but then the work piled up, they got riled up, and by fourteen, their mind was constantly running wild.
And every class while the other students talked and laughed, they worked hard, determined they were always going to pass. Inside, they were longing to have fun and make some friends, but the workload got heavier, so they studied without end
Then exam season came, and anxiety reigned Everything they’d learnt just seemed to fall out of their brain All those years of studying, information retained But they couldn’t take the strain, their mind couldn’t sustain
So they took a step back, they said, “I’m going insane man” Their life used to be perfect, now it was just a wasteland Paused their education, took some time to sort their brain Started putting themselves first again, and proclaimed:
“I’m looking out for number one I’ve started looking out for number one There’s a million thing I haven’t done And they can wait! They can wait!”
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"What's this (test)"
Parody of "What's this" from Nightmare Before Christmas
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What's this? What's this? There's numbers everywhere What's this? There's tension in the air What's this? This test was a surprise I didn't study Come on, miss, this isn't fair! What's this?
What's this? What's this? My answers all seem wrong What's this? How is this test so long What's this? My page is filled with Strange mysterious symbols How the heck are there so many This is maths not pictionary What is this? What's this?
There's children doing fractions Instead of having fun The smart kid's almost finished And I'm stuck on question 1 The quadratic equation Oh I can't believe my eyes Theres no way I can pass this test Unless somebody diiiiiies *stares intently at annoying classmate* *looks back at test* What's this?
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Hope y'all enjoyed :)
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Welcome!!!
I make random song parodies, and I appreciate requests. If you send me a song title and/or a theme, I'll do my absolute best to make a song parody for you. I make no promises though :). Please keep both the song and the theme SFW (I don't mind swearing tho), and I can't write romantic stuff to save my life, but other than that, go wild, be creative, and have fun!
Also, be nice to each other here please. And drink water.
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