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howtolesbian · 5 years
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Tip #12
All right, y’all pride month is upon us.
Be gay
Be so gay
Make sure everyone knows you’re very gay
Don’t be an asshole
If you see straight people at pride: they’re probably not cis or not straight so don’t be an ass
ACE PEOPLE BELONG AT PRIDE
Say it with me:
ACE/ARO PEOPLE BELONG AT PRIDE
pride is not just for white cis gay men
let’s make a fucking rainbow riot
let’s go y’all
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howtolesbian · 5 years
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How to Lesbian
Tip #11
Don’t deal with any of your emotional trauma. Ever. Just let shitty exgirlfriends fuck you up forever.
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howtolesbian · 5 years
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Tip #10
Skip family events by breaking a finger so you can enjoy watching voltron with your big bro instead!
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howtolesbian · 5 years
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Tip #9
Use pride flags instead of wallpaper
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howtolesbian · 5 years
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Tip #8
Go to an all women’s college. Like hell, gay heaven tbh
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howtolesbian · 5 years
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Tip #7
Vote every hateful, prejudiced politician out of office.
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howtolesbian · 6 years
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Tip #6
Make sure every homophobe knows you’re gay in the most obnoxious way possible.
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howtolesbian · 6 years
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Tip #5
When choosing between things always choose the rainbow option.
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howtolesbian · 6 years
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Tip #4
Before getting into any relationship be sure to find out if you like the same poptart flavor.
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howtolesbian · 6 years
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Tip #3:
Only ever talk about how much you love girls.
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howtolesbian · 6 years
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Tip #2:
Buy every flannel shirt you come across.
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howtolesbian · 6 years
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How to Lesbian
Tip #1:
Buy a U-Haul. You will need it.
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