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I am not a straight people.

Reblog if you are also not a straight people.

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🎂❤️🏳️‍🌈

so i'll have cake and a girlfriend? my 2020 is saved y'all

your 3rd, 6th, and 9th most recent emojis describe how your september will go

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ginny's amazing

scorbus is real

umbridge is a bitch

The Harry Potter fandom might disagree on a lot of things, but there are some things that we all agree on:

Umbridge is a bitch

Sirius “only one will die tonight” Black is the biggest fucking drama queen

Draco is hopeless at cooking. He can and will burn down the house.

JKR is a huge fucking asshole and she is disowned from this fandom

Umbridge is a bitch

Wolfstar. Is. Canon.

Dorcas Meadows and Marlene McKinnon were huge lesbians

Umbridge is a bitch

calmly

James Potter was the mother hen of the marauders and if you think otherwise you are wrong

Minerva “all tests set by a competent teacher” “have a biscuit Potter” McGonagall is the biggest badass of all time.

Did i mention that Umbridge is a fucking bitch

Feel free to add more

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ok ok but hear me out

redheads

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why are hot men gay and hot women straight- I JUST WANNA KNOW

#bisexual #bi #bi disaster #lgbtq #lgbt

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY HARRY JAMES !

Can you believe this man is 40?

#harry potter #31 july #40 years old haz'

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Sirius : i'm a limited edition. i'm unique. there are no others like me.

Lily : thank god

#sirius black #lily evans #lily potter #Lily and Sirius's friendship is unique

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Marlene McKinnon and Sirius Black were heartbreakingly gorgeous, with his aristocratic face and deep grey eyes, and her long blonde hair that fell oh so perfectly. They were devastatingly beautiful, it just couldn’t last. They were extraordinarily explosive, with Sirius’s careless and reckless attitude and Marlene’s fiery temper matched with her natural rebellion. They were just too unpredictably wild, too free. It just couldn’t last.

Quoted from,   -Dysfunctional Beauty by WaterLily23

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LMAO

harry: teach me your finest wizard swears

ron: shit

harry: that's not magic

ron, wiggling his fingers: shittius

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I think the best face claim for Sirius Orion Black is Rob Raco

Sirius Black face claim

Okay, so I know a lot of people (and by that I mean literally everyone) casts Ben Barnes as Sirius Black, but personally, I never really felt like he fit the character description and personality. So, I know it’s a bit of a controversial choice, but my face claim for Mr Sirius Orion Black, is Ian Somerhalder. 

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Ron: hey what's up?

Ginny : well, um... Harry and I are moving in together

Ron: oh my god, awwww. My little sister and my best friend, shackin' up.

#hinny #ron weasley #harry potter #ginny weasley #source: friends

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Sirius, in front of the bathroom door: I love you

Marlene : I love you

Sirius : are you hugging the door right now?

Marlene : no

Sirius : yeah, yeah me neither

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Ik my bf cheated too thats why I'm here luv

WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE CHEAT ON PEOPLE

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Have you had a bad day Satan?

The one when Marlene died

A/N: Everybody will hate me so much for this. 

Summary: Sirius is the one who finds Marlene and her whole family after they got killed by Death Eaters 

Word count: 1,646

Warnings: Depressive, death, crying, murder

Sirius Black

Smilingly I walked back to our little apartment. It wasn’t big, but Marlene and I didn’t want a big home for just the two of us. Yes, we taught about kids - even though it frightened the hell out of me. But Marlene told me then bright smilingly that if James Potter could manage to be a dad now Lily was pregnant, I could do that as well. I loved that about her, that she could make me smile every time. She didn’t even had to put much effort in it, she just always had the right answer or reaction for every situation. She always made fun of me and the other way around, that was just our way to show how crazy we were at the other person. It was our special way to say “I love you”, without using those three exact words. 

I opened the door and mentioned that there was nobody home. I frowned. Where was she? She wasn’t with me last night, when I was on an Order Mission. She complained that she couldn’t join, because she wanted it to go so badly. But after Lily and I talked some sense into her, she accepted the fact that she wouldn’t join this mission. It was a dangerous one, and I couldn’t have to think about even the smallest chance that I could lose her. The strange thing about this Mission is, that when we got there - we saw nobody. There wasn’t a single Death Eater. We still didn’t know where they were. So within three hours we all went back home. ‘Marls, where are you?’ I asked myself and walked towards the table where a letter was lying. 

“Sirius” it said in Marlene’s beautiful handwriting.

Curiously I opened the letter. She always left me letters or small notes when I wasn’t home when she left. In times like these we needed to know where the other was, so we didn’t worry to much. I didn’t know why, but this one felt so different in my hands. It felt so much heavier. Maybe it was because we had a little argument before I left about if she could join the mission or maybe because I still was confused why there were no Death Eaters at the location. 

“Hello darling, 

I hope that the letter is opened before I get home, because then I know that you are save and sound. It killed me that you were on such a dangerous mission without me. Yes, I understood that it was dangerous for me, but also for you! You are so stubborn, Black! I can’t think about the fact that if this letter is unopened when I get home, that you are.. No, that won’t happen. I know you, and you’re the strongest man I know. Not only the strongest.. No, you are also very handsome, what secretly is the only reason why I love you. 

Well, I’m mumbling some nonsense since you aren’t here and I could annoy you with my stupid thoughts, but you aren’t here and I’m not gonna fill this whole paper with stupid thoughts. This letter was originally intended to let you know where I am if you lost me or something. I went to visit my parents, and my brothers are also on their way. So, I see you later! 

Lots of love, your favorite pain in the ass - M.

PS. Mum made chocolate cake”

Maybe I should also head there, since I haven’t seen her brothers Mason and Mark in a really long time and because Anastasia’s cake was the best. Those boys were very similar to the Marauders, and maybe that’s the reason why I liked them so much. I got my coat, and wrote at the back of Marlene’s letter “I’m on my way, so if I just miss you - you know where I am. S.”

I apparated, and secondes later I was standing in front of the cozy house of the McKinnon’s. My mouth dropped open. This couldn’t be true.. No, it just couldn’t.. How was this even possible? No, no, no! I covered my face in my hands, not wanting to see the Dark Mark above the house. If there was a Mark above the house, and Marls never went home.. No, no, no! 

I ran into the house, and the first person I saw lying on the ground was Marcel McKinnon, my father-in-law. This couldn’t be possible. I looked away from his cold body, and walked further into the house. The man was a warrior who was one of the best wizards of his age. I didn’t want to think how he came to his end. They must have surprised him, because there were no signs of a battle. This was horror, and I couldn’t think straight. What if? No, she escaped. She did, she was smart. In the living room I saw Mark and Mason’s bodies. They both had bruises and wounds all over their body. They fought for their life. I knew the boys and I knew how great they were in battling. There must have been a least four Death Eaters to take them down. No, no, no. I ran further, wanting to know that the love of my life wasn’t here. Maybe she left in time? Or maybe they were already murdered before she came here and she ran. I rushed upstairs, still not hearing any sound. Maybe her mother and she escaped? She was a clever witch, she found a way to escape his attack. The next person I found was Anastasia McKinnon, my mother-in-law. She was also not breathing. Deeply I sighted, Marlene and she looked so much a like. She was kind and caring, she would do anything for her family. Okay, so all of the McKinnon’s are murdered. Maybe Marls found a good hiding place or she escaped? She must have. I walked into her old room, it was empty. I felt relieved, since I expected her to hide into her old room. The next room was the bedroom from Anastasia and Marcel, also empty. The badroom? Empty. I felt more and more relieved. She did escape! I couldn’t wait until I saw her and hug her. The thought only of kissing her made me happy in this sad setting. I walked to Melanie’s old room, her sister who was killed by Death Eaters over a year ago. I didn’t think she would be here, but I had to be sure. I opened the door with my left hand and helt my Wand in the other. 

My Wand slipped out of my hand and I fell on my knees. This couldn’t be true. There she laid, my beautiful girl on the bed of her older sister. She wasn’t sleeping. Her eyes were wide open, and she stared right at me. Tears were running down my face as I saw the love of my life lying dead in het childhood home. Her body was covered in blood. She fought for her life like her brothers did. I held her cold hands in my warm hands, hoping they would warm up. They didn’t. I closed her eyes and held her in my arms. This couldn’t be true. This must been some kind of stupid joke. Prongs and she always joked around and I was always their victim. I didn’t care, because it made me happy that she had so much fun at pranking me. But that would never happen again.. She couldn’t be gone. It was impossible. The girl who always was so full of life, always smiled from ear to ear, who could always make me smile or sheer me up, the girl who stole my heart and never returned it. More and more tears were running down my face. Why in Merlin’s name would he took her? He could wipe out an entire city, for Merlin’s sake. He had so much choice who to kill, so why would he pick this perfect family? The family I never had. 

I didn’t know how long I sat there, crying, with her in my arms. I didn’t care that she was covered in blood, that I was covered in her blood. I just wanted to helt her close. I felt death on the inside. I didn’t see any purpose in life anymore. Why would I continue to live, when there is nobody I could share it with? Her dream of becoming a mother would never come true or her dream that we would get married after the war or the one where she wanted to travel the world or where we would buy the house next to Prongs and Lily or where we got ourself a dog. There were to many unfulfilled dreams that would never come true. She wanted it all, but got nothing. 

It felt like days later that I felt a hand on my shoulder, and I looked up. My dull grey eyes looked into the brown eyes of my best friend. ‘I’m so sorry, Padfoot,’ he said, and I saw that his eyes were also red from crying so much. Marlene was like his little sister, since they’ve been friends since they were little.  

‘I can’t do this, Prongs,’ I said, shaking my head. I looked at the girl in my arms, who didn’t move since I picked her up. All kinds of memories filled my head. The one where we first met, the one where we fought, the one where we acted as matchmakers for James and Lily, the one where we first kissed, the one where we were.. we were happy.

‘Put her on the bed, for a second, Pads,’ he commanded and I did. I placed her on the bed of her sister, and looked at my best friend. I was shaking. ‘Now, come here,’ he continued, and opened his arms. 

#blackinnon #marlene mckinnon #sirius x marlene #sirius black #Blackinnon fanfiction

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Marlene: Why spread hate when you can just spread your legs?

Lily:

James:

Remus:

Sirius: *with a mouthful of chips* I like the way that girl thinks.

#sirius black #marlene mckinnon #sirius x marlene #ship #blackinnon #lily evans #james potter #remus lupin #wolfstar #jily #the marauders #marauders era #harry potter

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Remus: What's this?

Sirius: Oh, it's my to-do list

Remus: I'm so glad you're finally starting to be more organiz-

Remus:

Remus: This just says "Marls".