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okay so I actually decided to add an epilogue so now I need to edit that before posting 🙃

finally posting the final chapter of "if I loved hated you in another life"!! it'll be up some point today.

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finally posting the final chapter of "if I loved hated you in another life"!! it'll be up some point today.

#me #iihyial #if i hated you in another life fic #jiara #my stories

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weird things guys do on dating apps:

1) all say "looking for someone who doesn't take themselves/life too seriously" what does that even mean at this point

2) post pictures of food on their profile??? I'm looking to date a HUMAN not a food sir

3) wear sunglasses in every picture. sir if I can't see your face why would I swipe

4) ghost you if you just say "hi" first. I'm sorry I guess in a real conversation I normally would start with a really cringy pick up line you're right.

5) ghost you for being nice

6) ghost you for having a lot of hobbies

7) ghost you for having a personality

8) bragging about how they hunt for sport. I live in Texas so maybe that's why but??? killing innocent lives for funsies screams psychotic not husband material

9) expect to find a woman who has the same interests as them (cars, gym, sports, bro).

10) describe the physical attributes they find attractive in a woman on their profile but have a hissy fit and lie about their height when women ask about it

11) lie about their height. dude I don't care if you're my height I just need to know for wardrobe purposes okay

12) getting upset when women judge them for their height but then don't swipe right on girls who are tall

13) spam you if you don't respond, then ghosts you the minute you respond with a longer then 1 sentence response

#just me #and my painful agonizing adventures #dating apps #hinge #bumble #dating men sucks

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cute

A short inspired by: “Stiles and Lydia being a married bickering duo”

“No, you can’t go. I won’t let you.” She crossed her arms over her chest in front of the door and took a I’m not budging stance.

Stiles looked at his wife with a furrowed brow. His hands were on his hips, his jacket sprawled out behind his arms like it was a cape. “Lydia,” he said her name with a richness, rich of an odd mixture of impatience and love, “you and I both know I don’t have a choice.”

“Yes, you do have a choice, and you can choose not to go.” She bit her bottom lip uneasy, her stance wavering, “Stiles I- you can’t go.”

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#just found this little fic #so cute #miss them #Stydia fic #Just a short little drabble #Stydia #Teen wolf fiction #Stydia married #Stydia being a bickering married duo #teen wolf fic #shameless self reblog

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BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | 4.10

Bonus:

#buffy the vampire slayer #one of the best episodes of all time television #lolz #i love buffy summers #i miss the scooby gang

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the greatest plot point in Teen Wolf is still, without question, the fact that sometimes turning into a werewolf goes wrong and you turn into a lizard instead

#teen wolf #THIS #i still can't get over this plot #like WHO thought of this

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Tbh the problem with ship wars is that everyone tries to find a moral high ground to prove their ship is superior when actually shipping should be about making two characters kiss like a kid playing with barbie dolls

#!!!!! #anytime someome tries to fight me about which ship is superior i ignore it #because dude its not that serious???? #like these are fictional characters??? #you can make them do whatever you want so go do that and just leave me out of it

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it’s the fact that when percy and annabeth graduate from their high schools, annabeth’s estranged family is gonna fly out to NYC

which means there will almost certainly be an awkward dinner with both families.

“hey we’re the chases, the family who neglected, gaslit, and emotionally abandoned annabeth. but we feel really bad and we’re trying to do better.”

“hey we’re the blofis-jacksons, aka the loving family of your daughter’s boyfriend who took her in and loved her as our own after you neglected, glaslit, and emotionally abandoned her.”

except none of them actually say it. they’re all just thinking it.

sally has major mom beef with them, paul is trying to be nice but is skeptical, frederick feels guilty and awkward, mrs. chase is flat out uncomfortable, the twins are causing absolute chaos, annabeth is a wreck, percy’s making jokes every 17 seconds to attempt to diffuse the tension, and baby estelle is just vibin

i feel like a lot of wine would be consumed

#god i need a fic of this pronto #percy jackson #pjo #annabeth chase

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🎶✨when you get this you have to put 5 songs you actually listen to, publish, then send this ask/tag 10 of your favourite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool) 🎶✨

finally answering this - sorry I'm so slow to answering because I can't even decide my favorite songs!! I'm just gonna put the top five my hyper fixation has been listening to on repeat <3<3

1) love is embarrassing by Olivia Rodrigo

2) Tummy Hurts by Renée Rapp

3) Shut the Hell Up by Amethyst Michelle

4) Talk by Hozier

5) You're Gomna Go Far by Noah Kahan

(honorable mention to Nonsense by Sabrina Carpenter)

these have been my current obsessions!!! thank you so much for this you are the absolute sweetest!!!

#ask and i shall answer #my fave songs #top 5 songs

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percy when someone asks who's the head councilor of the poseidon cabin

#percy jackson #percy is NOT easy to manage #Tyson Grover and Annabeth always trying their hardest

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just had the realization that when Percy said he chose Annabeth because she'd push him down some stairs for the sake of the quest, he didn't mean it as an insult, and that broke me.

because Percy thought he was nothing. HE would push HIMSELF down the stairs for the quest (basically did multiple times). he didn't mean that like "she's a jerk so she'd sacrifice me" he meant that as "she's smart, and she knows who's really important, so she'll know I'm the last person that needs to survive this."

before camp half blood, before this quest, before saying this, all Percy had known was one single person in his life who had shown him love, someone who told him he was worth it all, and even THEN it was his mother who constantly sent him away without explanation. even his best friend lied and got him expelled.

Percy at this point thought he was broken, loved by one person (who he felt like he let get captured by Hades), and believed he deserved to be the sacrificial lamb so people like his mom or Annabeth (who he thought deserved the world) would come out on top. Percy chose Annabeth because he admired her, Annabeth had shown him her wits and her overall annoyance with him, and he knew when it came down to who would survive she'd do the smart thing and let him lay his life down for his mom.

it wasn't an insult because he didn't think he deserved to make it through this quest. and he thought Grover, Annabeth, and his mom did.

to Percy, it was almost a compliment, because he thought she just thought like he did. she saw the obvious truth: that he was useless and unloved.

only jokes on him, because he chose her for her wits, bravery, and seeing Percy for who he really was - and all of those facts are what had her laying her life down for him. and helping him realize he wasn't unloved or useless like he thought.

instead, he has to push her down the stairs because she was going to sacrifice herself for Percy and his quest

#percabeth #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #percy and annabeth #pjo #pjo spoilers #pjo tv series #annabeth chase #grover underwood

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do you guys think that maybe the reason why percy never clocked that someone had a crush on him wasn't because he was oblivious, but because up until he learned he was a halfblood he felt broken and unlovable? just a thought.

#CRYING #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #percabeth

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Camp Jupiter kids are private school kids and Camp Half-Blood kids are public school.

#!!!!! #percy jackson

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annabeth chase i hate that people forget you’re funny as fuck

#she is a FUNNY sassy QUEEn #I will never forget the time she roasted Rachel like it was her job #i like Rachel but man Annabeth had me on her side merely for the roasts #annabeth chase #percy jackon and the olympians

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if i had a nickel for every au spawned from twitter that i SWORE i was going to be normal about

#dude #i need this #its like 3 men and a baby only its just robin and steve and a baby #stranger things #st

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Sokka: Aang y'know how you took away Ozai’s firebending?

Aang: I recall yes

Sokka: can I have it

Aang: …what?

Sokka: can I have his firebending. just for like ten minutes

Aang: what no

Sokka: why not I wanna prank zuko

Aang:

Aang:

Aang: okay five minutes

#this is a masterpiece #atla #avatar: the last airbender #the aang gang #the gaang

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ao3 author: *writes the most devestating ending to a 150k fic that simultaneously calls back to the first chapter and beautifully wraps up every theme in a few paragraphs*

also the ao3 author (in the endnotes): uwu i never know how to end these things T_T

#ao3 #writers on tumblr #writing #fanfiction #fanfic #they literally will break my heart and write the most beautiful work i have ever read and then just be like #“i wrote this on the bus and didnt even edit it sorry its crap”