I wish there was a dating app/site that focused on people on the aroace spectrum.
Like, not a full-on dating app.
Just somewhere where it'd be normal for me to come on and say "Hey, I'm demi-aroace, so I don't like you like that right away, but I'd love to meet new friends, and have a chance to develop deeper feelings while the other side is aware that it's a possibility and something I'm looking for!"
Somewhere for other aspec people to come to look for platonic/queer-platonic life partners.
Somewhere where it wouldn't be weird to look for purely platonic relationships with sex and relationships that are romantic but without the sexual aspect.
Somewhere where being open about being queer (with a focus on the aroace spectrum), being disabled, or any other thing that isn't "normal" and accepted in the typical dating pool, y'know?
Maybe we should all go back to making and being active in forums so it wouldn't be tied to someone having to work for hours to create a functional and marketable app :/
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𝒅𝒖𝒍𝒄𝒆 𝒉𝒐𝒕𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒆 in which oscar is forced to go on a dating app by lando, and he finds some..interesting people! ౨ৎ oscar x reader
WELCOME TO DULCE HOTLINE
the app where you are destined to find the one!
create an account >
login <
number: xxx-xxx-xxx
name: oscar piastri
birthday: april 6th, 2001 (22)
nationally: australian
idea type: funny, nice, and pretty
about you: i like cars?
add a profile! >
please wait while we find your matches !
loading . .
thank you for being patient,
we have found 4 matches!
madison rife has requested to message you!
accept > decline
birthday: november 10th, 2002 (21)
nationally: british
ideal type: dorks, funny, and cute
bio: follow the gram!
madison rife
hey! i think you’re really cute :)
oscar
thanks
madison rife
thanks? that’s all you have to say?
i just complimented you and all you have to say is
‘thanks’ ??? you’re not even gonna say it back??
😐😐
oscar
sorry mate?
this person has blocked you!
try again?
yes > no
hailey danes has requested to message you!
accept > decline
birthday: july 25th, 2001 (22)
nationally: australian
ideal type: charles leclerc
bio: everyones a ferrari fan
hailey danes
oscar fucking piastri???
on dulce hotline??? 😭
thats crazy
oscar
oscar who? the grouch?
hailey danes
😭😭
what brings u here tho
oscar
lando forced me
you would NOT
catch me on this
app if i wasnt forced
hailey danes
lmfao that’s funny
😭
oscar
also i’m gonna block you
for my safety
hailey danes
that’s fine!
tell charles to look at my dms fr
Message ❤️ by oscar piastri
you have blocked this user!
report them? yes < no
try again?
yes > no
lando norris has requested to message you!
accept > decline
birthday: november 13th, 1999 (24)
nationally: british
ideal type: smart and pretty
bio: f1 driver for mclaren
lando norris
LMFAO OSCAR
NO WAY I MATCHED WITH YOU 💀
*clears voice*
sup baby 😮💨
oscar
is that how you talk
to girls on this app? 😭
cause boy, do i feel bad
lando norris
my number one opposition bruh
and NO?? I don’t talk to girls like that
oscar
you look like a frat boy
in your profile 💀
lando norris
let’s talk about YOUR profile
are you trying to scare girls away?
you look…. 🌝
oscar
honestly at this point, yes
you’re the one who forced me to get this app
I don’t need a girlfriend
lando norris
that’s what bitches who need
a girlfriend say..
anyways bye oscah!!
good luck on your hunt for a girlfriend
oscar
thanks mate…
try again?
yes > no
y/n l/n has requested to message you!
accept > decline
age: 22
nationally: ??
ideal type: nice and funny
bio: delusional taylor swift lover
y/n l/n
heyooo
you seem pretty normal looking!
oscar
thank you, i think?
you as well
y/n l/n
soo what brings a cute
guy on this app?
oscar
oh, well 😭
my friend kinda forced me to get it
y/n l/n
funny story because
me too?? 💀
honestly, dating apps
aren’t my thing, u feel me?
oscar
oh yeah, I totally agree
some of the people are odd
y/n l/n
NO LITERALLY
it’s so scary there r barely
any normal people on this damn app
oscar
exactly lmfao
y/n l/n
you’re normal though 🙏🏼
just don’t end up being a murder x
oscar
yeah, so about that
apparently someone thought
i murdered my girlfriend
which i don’t even have
y/n l/n
sorry oscar I don’t think
this is gonna work out!
i can’t date a guy who shot
his not real gf ://
oscar
oh yeah thats understandable
what a shame though
ause you’re quite pretty
y/n l/n
stop 🤭
thank you
you’re pretty too (can i call a man pretty????)
even if you look a little mean in your profile
oscar
i was scaring other girls away
y/n l/n
wowzers
anyways it’s time for me to
get my beauty sleep 😴
oscar
goodnight, it was refreshing talking
to someone normal
y/n l/n
haha it was nice talking to u as well!!
okay, goodnight mr. shoot a gf that doesn’t even exist ⭐️
also my insta is yourusername
if u wanna follow :p
Message ❤️ by oscar piastri
oscah 🦅
lando
lando
lando
lando
norris
norris
hello
stop hoeing around
????????
landoh 🥸
jesus
ok clingy
what’s up ?
oscah 🦅
landoh 🥸
?????
care for some context
oscah 🦅
i met her on dulce hotline
landoh 🥸
oo she’s a cutie
oscah 🦅
i know, she’s a major cutie
her personality, chef’s kiss
landoh 🥸
little oscah pastry
has a crusshhh
oscah 🦅
I wouldn’t say that
not YET at least.
landoh 🥸
didn’t i tell u it would
be good for u to get that app
🤠
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౨ৎ hello! this is a bit short, but here’s the introduction to my new series ‘dulce hotline’ i hope you’ll like it! thanks 4 reading!
also this is heavily, heavily, inspired by my wife’s (@d6za1) wattpad book ‘chiki hotline’ so all credits to her! and thank you for letting me use the idea of the dating app 🥸!
other mentions, @moneygramhaas @amoosarte @ch3rryknots ౨ৎ
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Are you on any dating apps?
Until recently I was on several and deleting them was one of the happiest moments of my life. Here are my reviews of the ones I tried:
Tinder- Despite its name, surprising lacking in heat.
Feeld- Pretty hot, but lacking in deep feelings.
Hinge- Full of meaning and feelings, but almost no actual doorway or hinge-designing engineers.
3fun- Oddly full of engineers but none as neuroatypical as me.
Hiki- Lots of neuroatypicals but none want to go hiking.
Coffee Meets Bagel- Tons of people who will go on hikes but despite having "bagel" in the name, none wanted me as a Jew.
Jswipe- Tons of Jews but all type A personalities with no Bs.
Bumble- Despite its name, also severely lacking in Bs.
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