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halfaperson · 2 years
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i refuse to update my current weight fuck you <3
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halfaperson · 2 years
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ty for the validation < 3
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halfaperson · 2 years
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" shake whatcha mama gave ya' ! "
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halfaperson · 2 years
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when your perception of your own body is so bad that you have to use a BMI visualizer just see what you actually look like. hah
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halfaperson · 2 years
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i just want to be so thin people are scared to talk to me, don't talk to me, please
also don't look at me
also-
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halfaperson · 2 years
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april will be my month, april will be my month, april will be my month
april will be my month
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halfaperson · 2 years
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“do i want to be you, or do i want you to fuck me??”
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halfaperson · 2 years
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The masculine urge to be nothing but a raccoon on the side of the road, grateful for a quick and painless death and slowly rotting away while the cars simply pass by, barely acknowledging my fragile existence
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halfaperson · 2 years
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the thing about "early bird gets the worm" and "you snooze you lose" is bestie, i have an eating disorder
like you snooze you lose??
lose what, weight??? sign me tf up
early bird gets the worm?? ew, guess i'm staying in bed 🤨
there's irony in the fact that i woke up at five am today but that's not important
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halfaperson · 2 years
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this was funnier in my head 💀
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halfaperson · 2 years
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ana recipes be like FIVE CALORIES FOR THIS ENTIRE WEDDING CAKE!!!!
only for a good 60% of the "recipe" to be water and packets of splenda
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halfaperson · 2 years
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omg did you know the mcrib was back ah ha ha
BRO THE ONLY RIBS I WANT TO SEE ARE THE ONES IN MY FUCKING CHEST STFU, THAT SHIT IS DISGUSTING ANYWAY
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halfaperson · 2 years
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spotify stop playing food ads while i'm listening to my vent playlist challenge
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halfaperson · 2 years
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toast went from my number one safe food to making me want to cry just thinking about it. like that shit is 70cals wtf
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halfaperson · 3 years
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just overate watermelon. I'll get back to you on how I feel in about that in *checks watch* 10 to 12 business days
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halfaperson · 3 years
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wait i made it better
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halfaperson · 3 years
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no feeling is greater than trying to stop sucking in your stomach only to realize you weren't doing it in the first place
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