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godshitgirl · 8 days
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ok but bsd chapter 114 revealing the flipside of the soukoku dynamic in all its glory like *chef's kiss*
turns out that when the mission's (almost) done and you put skk in a room with no witnesses they just become each other
dazai is the one unable to stay still, agitated and wearing his emotions openly and very much stressing about a plan he can't understand (how the tables do turn), literally YELLING and RUNNING of his own violation and doing actual labor of pulling out "fyodor" from beneath a whole ass helicopter while injured without asking for help because the brawns of the team is actually secretly a black cat character
insane how chuuya makes dazai look like the overactive dog archetype here like Mister Gravity Control and I Crack Walls & Chains With One Kick is just sitting full-on cheek on fist poker face watching his beanpole of a partner struggle. his health bar is like full too besides the brief drowning stint meanwhile he himself shot dazai like three times after he crawled out of a crashed elevator
(chuuya is actually such a little shit it's amazing like it was kinda shown in him just letting kunikida blow himself up without even trying to take on tecchou or as if he couldn't just fly the helicopter away with his ability? the pm's trump card, stronger half of soukoku? mans said "boss told me come get you" and by god that is the only job he will do, overtime means nothing to him because he can't read, what a king)
chuuya is literally only willing to do the BARE minimum it's hilarious like he's done his part, he's given the Oscar-winning vampire performance of a lifetime, now he's pulling a dazai-at-the-ADA and simply refusing to work like. chilling in the back while dazai monologues and fyodor dies. bouncing sigma like a tennis ball. chilling a corner while dazai brainstorms. leisurely following dazai's running. chilling in the back while dazai huffs and puffs to pull out the body.
the biggest bsd plot twist is that soukoku on and off the battle field just switch roles for who's lounging like a bored princess while the other toils and actually does the work. if they both ever actually work on something at the same time yokohama would probably explode.
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godshitgirl · 17 days
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In a dominant mood so here's how I think bsd men would act as subs
Atsushi
Would be a very obedient sub
Trusts you in every way imaginable
You know how parents tell you "well if your friend told you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?"??
Yea that's him
If you told him to do something stupid or dangerous whether in the bedroom or not he would immediately trust that you have a plan behind it (even if you actually don't, he doesn't know that)
Other than that, he's very anxious when it comes to PDA, at least at first
But once he gets used to it, and by that I mean used to the feeling of being loved, then he will slowly start warming up to and even asking for it
When it comes to sex, he can be even more bashful and awkward about it
He mostly whimpers and whines and it's not super loud, but if it does get to that point he's very self aware and scared of others hearing him, so he covers his mouth right away
I think he'd be most compatible with a more gentle top
He can't handle very heavy scenes and I can't imagine him having a very active libido
He has sex to express love and passion, not just for a quick fling that doesn't mean anything
Outside of the bedroom, he's very quiet about what goes on in there
Dazai likes to tease him about it and you love how his pale complexion turns into a pretty shade of red
Dazai
Oh this man is OBNOXIOUS
He's the type of sub that makes you wanna fuck him so hard he actually shuts the fuck up for a second
One of the brattiest of the bunch, for some reason has to turn anything and everything into a game of cat and mouse
Also one of the horniest, believe me you'll be drained DRY after like a week or so
This man's libido is UNMATCHED
He may be taller than you, smarter than you, and possibly stronger than you when it comes to his ability,
But in every other way you are in charge And some part of him always wants to challenge that
Loves to be paraded around like a showdog (but prefers the term "trophy wife")
He's a little princess and always gets what he wants
I think he'd fit best with a dom who could handle his.....special traits
He needs someone who won't get tired of him so quickly and leave, just like everyone else in his life did
But he also needs someone to put him in his place from time to time
Dealing with dazai isn't for the faint of heart, anyone who's done it before knows that
So maybe if you're strong enough, smart enough, and a little bit delusional and crazy, you could have this cute little former mafioso wrapped around your finger like a worm on a string <3
Fyodor
Tbh this one's the whole reason why I made this post in the first place😆
This one's also a little....different...from the others
And by that I mean he's worse
His brattiness doesn't come in the form of disobeying orders or having a fit in front of your friends
No, this one will purposefully pick you apart psychologically
Trying to get this man to behave will require a labyrinth of words, a battle of the minds
He needs someone who can challenge him, because if they don't, he wouldn't bother to be submissive towards them at all, they don't deserve it.
He's one half sickly and one half pride, so taking care of him isn't gonna be easy
Of course you'd have to know going in that Fyodor's self care is abysmal and as his dom you'd have to take responsibility for his health
Taking care of his pills, his diet, making sure he eats and sleeps on time, gets enough rest, drinks enough water, exercises, that's all on you from now on
But you do it cause you love him
Sometimes he'll be bratty and arrogant enough to take you for granted, and would snap at you and tell you he doesn't need someone to baby him when you just were trying to help
But after enough time, he'll realize he was wrong, and as his health depletes, he'll slowly start to inch towards you, asking for your help
You would make sure it gets to the point where he'd have to beg. Make him realize what it's truly like to not have you "distracting" him with your care and concern
And eventually, if he's put up a pathetic enough display for you, you'll hold him in your arms, warm chest comforting him as he leans his head and torso on it
You'll watch how he shivers each time he takes a breath, his eyes are glassy and staring at nothing, his hair is drowning in grease, and it's obvious he hadn't showered in days, but you don't mind
All of this means he's vulnerable, which means he's weak, which means he's malleable.
Malleable enough for you to mold into whatever you please.
Because the only person who could dominate the demon Fyodor is someone who could become the demon Fyodor.
Whether he knew it or not, you were just as sinister as he was, possibly even more.
And every breath he took was another foolish step into your web, a plan you had conducted just for him
So he can be as proud and smug as he wants, but at the end of the day,
You are in control.
Chuuya
It's kind of hard for me to decipher what kind of sub he'd be to be honest
I want to say he'd be a brat but that term doesn't seem to describe him exactly
Sure, he's got a lot of pride, so getting him to submit to you or even to simply let you take the wheel will be difficult.
He's too stuck in his old habits, too used to having to take care of everything, so being taken care of for a change will be a new feeling to him.
He's also scared to love you, scared to let himself bring another person into his heart, afraid of instead accidentally luring you to your death as he had done with so many others.
No, he's not ready to lose another person. Not again.
He's grown to see his love for others as a trap, a ploy, a misfortune. It was like a prophecy for someone's death.
But you, you were different from the rest.
You were strong. Strong enough to protect yourself, strong enough to stand your ground. In fact, you could probably even protect the gravity manipulator Chuuya Nakahara himself.
It took a long time for him to be ready. Ready to open himself up for you. But you let him take his time. You let him think things through. And despite everything, you were there.
You both sprouted a relationship neither of you thought you could do before
And the sex wasn't just sex to you two, no, it could be a distraction, a vacation, an escape, a break, an apology, you name it.
Sex would be a big part of you guys' relationship
I like to think that Chuuya is a lot hornier than he says he is, and also a lot more submissive
Learning that he was a sub was surprising for you, especially because of, well, everything about him
But that was cool for you, as you were vers, and you had to admit you loved the way he screamed and cried under you.
The look in his eyes, the blush in his cheeks, the spit dripping from the corners of his mouth, even the small wounds he had gotten from biting his lips so hard to keep in a moan was adorable
Fucking in his penthouse was great because he had red lighting in almost every room, giving it a sexy, moody vibe.
It also reminded him of his place. He may be rich, he may be a mafia executive, and he may have a couple dozen people under his command, but no matter where or what he is, he will always be a pathetic little whore for you.
You fuck him in his room to remind him his riches mean nothing. He means nothing. All he is is a slut, and he must be reminded of that.
I think he'd be best compatible with a quieter personality to counter his loud one, but I think that loud, brash personality is most present around Dazai. Though he can have a little bit of a temper from time to time, even around you
He needs someone who doesn't care about status or ranks, Port mafia executive or not, you'll fuck him like there's no tomorrow and once you're done he'll be clinging to you like a lost little dog.
Ranpo
Brat. Brat Brat Brat. NOTHING about this boy is topping.
I mean, I do see him as a switch, but in this case, he's the brattiest brat to ever brat.
Will require you give him sweets and cold drinks whenever he asks, will make you drive him places, teach him things and even fuck him when he's too lazy to do the fucking.
He'll be obnoxious all day and then look at you like he's done nothing wrong his whole life. Spoiled little shit.
He's exactly the type of sub you would fuck into submission until you hear a sorry or any sort of appropriate apology.
He likes to be fucked lying down, sometimes sitting and leaning against something, but sometimes you'll force him to sit on you and ride you up and down even though you know he hates it. You'll never hear the end of it from him, though.
He likes to be fucked while eating, too. You'll fuck him from behind with a hand out and spoonfeeding him cake, and the rapid shaking of your bodies and the table he's up against will leave traces of cake all over his chin and cheeks. He doesn't know if he wants cake or if he wants you to eat his cake. Either way, he wants and needs you bad.
I think he'd be best fit with a top who would usually just give in to all his demands and would be patient with his bratty personality, but knows when it's been taken too far. You'd be calm and gentle with him, but come nighttime, you're a beast in bed, making sure he makes up for everything he did in the office that day.
He's not the type to apologize I don't think, he'd definitely beg if it's gotten too much for him but an apology? That's asking too much. Just take the moans and cries and leave.
However, right afterwards he'd go back to his usual bratty self no matter how bad the punishment was. In couldn't have been that harsh anyway, as you could never say no to Ranpo's cute face.
Akutagawa
When I say this man is a Virgin I mean he's a VIRGIN VIRGIN.
As in as virgin as the virgin mother mary
He hadn't even had time for sex before you came along.
You taught him everything, even things about his own body that he didn't even know. Like how he doesn't like the feeling of frotting because he doesn't like how another man's dick is on his own. Or how he likes when you pump his cock slowly, especially since he's so new to the game that he couldn't handle more even if he tried. Poor boy😔
He finds it odd, the feeling of being pampered. Being provided with food everyday, a warm place to live, constant affection, he didn't know what to do with it. It was as if he was an alien studying earth and experiencing the most mundane things for the first time.
And the weirdest thing about it was, he liked it. He liked the feeling of being taken care of, being provided for and pampered, and it was odd. He wasn't sure if he even deserved such wonderful feelings.
When it comes to sex, you better believe this man's got some weird shame thing related to sex
He sees it as a filthy task that he, unfortunately, likes to partake in.
He's ashamed even bringing it up, let alone asking for it.
But once you get the memo you take action and calmly and gently take care of him
Akutagawa's been used to violence, been used to screams of pain and agony, but this? It's soft. It's sweet. It's tender. He's not used to it but part of him wants to be. He's never been so happy in his life.
He's not the type to whine and whimper so much like Atsushi, instead he'll let out a low grunt here and there and maybe throw in a moan somewhere too.
He's into the wildest things, most of which involving your ability with his. It's probably some weird psychological thing where he's associated his ability strength = worth thing to the bedroom which......isn't healthy.
But once you're done his sickly little body is spent, his already damaged lungs trying desperately to keep moving. You hold him over your shoulder, as being carried bridal style would mess with his pride. Arm wrapped around your shoulder and tugging at you inner arm, he leans into you the way he's never done for anyone before.
He feels odd now, as if he's just discovered something new. Learning and even participating in sex has left him with many questions, that hopefully you could answer.
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godshitgirl · 21 days
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MASTERLISTS!
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文豪ストレイドッグスbungo stray dogs
Dazai Osamu
Yandere Beast Dazai Osamu x Depressed female Reader!
(Angst + Smut/Nsfw)
Dazai with a breeding kink + Fyodor
(Smut/Nsfw)
Sigma
Stressed sigma x confident female reader
(Fluff + Smut/Nsfw)
Sigma helps you with your homework
(Smut/Nsfw)
Nakahara Chuuya
Submissive Chuuya
Chuuya with a breeding kink
Chuuya x female reader
Perverted Chuuya x Chubby fem!Reader
(All smut/Nsfw)
Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Fyodor x diseased fem!reader
(Angst + Fluff)
Preiset Fyodor x succubus fem!reader
(Smut/Nsfw + A bit of fluff)
Yandere Fyodor x Innocent fem!reader
(Angst)
Fyodor with a breeding kink + Dazai x Reader
(Smut/Nsfw)
Submissive Fyodor x reader
(Smut/Nsfw)
THREE MONTHS : Homewrecker Fyodor x sexual abused fem!reader… (1/2)
Fyodor x Smut reader Fem!Reader
(Smut/Nsfw)
Fyodor Dostoyevsky x Gn!Reader
(Fluff)
Nikolai Gogol
Nikolai x fem!reader
(Smut/Nsfw)
Multiple Bungo stray dogs characters
Stressed bsd characters x fem!reader
(Smut/Nsfw)
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godshitgirl · 26 days
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He thought he was so slick w this one
"I did it to save h-" WE ARE NOT LETTING YOU COOK.
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godshitgirl · 29 days
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My tummy hurts cause I ate too many noodles so here's a ranchuu smut for the soul
| Jealous ranpo, chuuya and dazai are broken up, ranpo showing the whole agency how fucked out he made chuuya, top ranpo, bottom chuuya, ranpo's a teasing jerk, edging, HELLA creampie, chuuya being a submissive lil boy, this all could've been avoided if these two just stopped yappin, might be forgetting smth lmao
Currently obsessed with ranpo fucking chuuya with his glasses on, so he can deduct everything that's happening to his body
Like I am a ranchuu truther but arguments are the lifeblood of their relationship
Chuuya goes on a rampage while ranpo is absolutely unfazed, throwing out witty remarks like it's candy on halloween
(Actually I feel like ranpo would be the one getting candy on Halloween, or just keeping it for himself)
Anyway since chuuyas an emotional mess and he just wants to hurt ranpo at this point he goes for the biggest insult he can find: his ability.
A whole "Your glasses don't do shit" this and "nobody wants to tell you cause of your relationship with the boss" that and ranpo's finally looking up from his bag of candy to give him a confused kinda look
He's silent for a second, and chuuya thinks he's finally gotten under his skin, then ranpo chuckles and pulls his glasses out of his pocket
"You wanna test that theory, hat boy?"
In a moment Chuuya is pushed against the window, seated on the small baywindow by it with Ranpo's leg between his thighs, pushed against his aching groin.
His lens shines in the moonlight, bright green eyes illuminating the scene, analyzing chuuya's movements with a smirk.
"What's wrong, Chuuya? Your heart's beating a mile a minute," Ranpo teases, as his hands creep up the redhead's waist, searching for his most sensitive area until he finds it.
"Could it be that I'm getting under your skin? Well it can't be helped, especially when I touch you here,"
Ranpo caresses Chuuya's lower back with his slender fingers, causing the redhead to jolt upwards, shifting the position of his cock inside his pants. Ranpo's knee hits a new spot, adding more voltage to the redhead's newfound sensations.
Ranpo traces a line down Chuuya's back, slowly and carefully, ensuring that the latter feels every single movement. Chuuya looks up, both as a response to the touch and to shroud his face in embarrassment, away from Ranpo's greedy little eyes.
Now Chuuya's trying his best not to make any sound, and all that comes out of his mouth are soft grunts, almost like a whisper, but Ranpo catches it. He always does.
"These glasses," He says, inching his face towards Chuuya's neck. It's easy since he's looking up, practically giving it to him. "Are helping me deduct your every movement. Every heartbeat, every throb of your cock, I can sense it, y'know. So who's to say my ability isn't real?"
"Agh, asshole..." Chuuya grunts, scared to look down and come face to face with Ranpo's gorgeous eyes. Ugh, God did him a favor by giving him those eyes. He could get anything he wants out of Chuuya with just a look.
Ranpo's greedy eyes glint in the moonlight. "I can drink in this sight of you all night..." He muttered, just so that Chuuya could hear. He gives his neck a nibble, stimulating every little nerve in the redhead's body. That asshole really does know him, or maybe his glasses are the real deal? No, impossible, that guy could never-
"You like when I do this to you, right, Chuuya?"
The latter is taken aback.
"In such a worrisome lifestyle, sex is pretty much the only way you can de-stress without hurting someone." Ranpo starts, and Chuuya's listening, both wanting and not wanting this to go any further.
"But you don't want to be doing the hurting, do you? No, in a world where you're in charge, you make the decisions, you lead everyone, doesn't it feel nice to be led? To be listening, to be following someone? It feels nice letting someone take charge for a change, doesn't it? You just want to be the toy, the puppet to be used and used over and over again, isn't that right, Chuuya?~"
"Ngh-" Chuuya grunts, but he knows what Ranpo's saying is true. He wants to be used, he wants to be manhandled and taken, he doesn't care how far he goes he wants him to fuck him like no one's fucked him before, and he wants Ranpo to be the one doing it.
"F-fine," He grunts, letting someone else take the lead felt more foreign than it should. "You can...you can do what you want to me..." He says.
"Ah-ah-ah..." Ranpo says in a sing-songy tone, wiggling his finger. "There's something I want to hear first."
For a second Chuuya's mind goes blank. It's hard to realize how this whole thing started in the first place. But soon, he gets it, though it may be a little embarassing.
"I'm..." He starts, looking away to ease the embarrassment. "I'm...sorry. You-you do have a-an ability, Ra-Ranpo. I'm sorry."
That was hard enough, but the man wants more. "And?"
"And your glasses work fine."
"And?~"
"Oh come on!" Chuuya gets frustrated, the knot in his stomach getting even harder to ignore.
"You know what I want to hear, Chuuya~" he teases. That jackass.
"I...I want you to fu...fuck me, Ranpo. Please."
Hm. His smirk grows wider than it was before.
"Well if you're that desperate, you should've just asked~"
In a second, Ranpo's face is buried in Chuuya's neck, drinking in the expensive perfume. He doesn't even need to look to undo Chuuya's pants and yank it down to his feet until they're left messily on the floor. Ranpo undoes his belt, and from his trousers, rises a thick meaty cock that Chuuya never expected this annoying little guy to have. I mean he's not even much taller than Chuuya! Not even more muscular!
"You took a while to get the memo," Ranpo says, placing his hand around his wet cock, precum leaking from the top. He used his hand to lather it all over, lubing it up for Chuuya's tight hole.
"Just know this wouldn't have happened if you hadn't gotten so angry from the get-go."
It took a second, but soon Ranpo was deep inside Chuuya's warmth, his girth spreading him out the way no previous lover ever did. He grunts as he pushes it in further, wanting to reach Chuuya's special spot.
Chuuya gasped and his breath hitched as Ranpo went deep inside, his insides have never had to stretch like that before. He's surprised he didn't cum just from that one thrust alone.
"Fff...fu-uck...." He winces as he speaks, hoping that focusing his mind on talking would get his mind off this huge thing inside him.
Finally, Ranpo reaches his prostate, making Chuuya flinch aggressively as he does so. He takes a moment to get used to the tingley feeling it brought him, and when he calms down, Ranpo decides to move.
He does so without warning or need to be told, he can deduct from Chuuya's heartbeat and body language alone that he's ready. It's funny, Chuuya never had to have somebody take control of him like this before, it felt odd, but, also kind of nice.
Ranpo's cock makes its way in and out of him, stopping once only the tip is inside before thrusting back inside him. Meanwhile Chuuya is a mess, moaning and whimpering like a common whore.
"Hey, did Dazai ever make you feel like this? Huh? Did he ever make you moan like that for him?" Ranpo bullies more pleasure out of the poor man.
"Next time you come over to the agency, why don't you tell him how much better I fucked you. Much better than he ever did. You want that? You wanna tell Dazai how much better my dick is for you? Say it, Chuuya. Say my dick is better."
"You-ah! Your-your dick-ahn! Ah! Hah, hah, your dick i-is better, it's better Ranpo, it's b-better! Ahn!"
"What a slut. All I asked for was a simple reply, and now I got you moaning from my cock alone. I didn't need all that reassurance! Just proves how much you fucking love it. Don't you? You love it, don't you, Chuuya? Say it! Say you love it!"
"I-I-I love it! Hah, I love it! Fuck me, Ra-Ranpo, fuck me! Fuck me! Aahn!!"
Chuuya starts moaning in a higher pitch, his legs are shaking like crazy and his grip on Ranpo's back is getting harder. He knows what that means. With one swift movement, Ranpo takes his hand and places it on Chuuya's cock, blocking any cum from being released with his thumb. Chuuya practically screams, his body desperate for the feeling of release.
"You think I'm just gonna let you cum just like that? No, I'll make you make me cum 7 times before I even let you cum once. That's once for every one of my friends at the detective agency who I want to know how good I'm fucking you on my cock like that. Including Dazai. I'll make sure you tell them after this, alright? Tell them how good I'm fucking you. Okay?"
Chuuya wasn't given any time to respond. "You better make my dick feel immaculate right now. The sooner I cum, the sooner you can, too."
Chuuya desperately made his hole tighter for Ranpo's cock, making the latter roll his head back in pleasure. He thrusts in even faster, making Chuuya see stars.
"Count with me." He orders.
"Gh, gh-hck, o-one," Chuuya chokes out, feeling Ranpo's thick cum erupt inside of him, entering each deep crevice of his insides.
Thrusting even more.
"T-two,"
Cums inside again.
"Th-hah! Hahn, th-reeee," Chuuya eyes are asymmetrical, one eye open and one eye almost closed. He can feel the thick liquid seep out of him, spilling out from between the walls of his hole and Ranpo's meaty cock.
He thrusts in even faster. Chuuya doesn't know if this is done out of mercy or for Ranpo's own pleasure.
He cums again.
"Foouuur,"
All while Chuuya's own neglected cock is leaking all kinds of precum.
"Fi-iivvve,"
His cock is red like it's about to burst.
"Si-hah, hah, siiixxx,"
Ranpo's cock is abusing Chuuya's poor little prostate so heavily that he thinks it'll never recover again.
"This time," Ranpo says with a glint in his eyes," I'll let you cum with me. This one's for Dazai. I want him to know exactly how much better I'm making you feel. Much better than he ever did. This one's for all the times he's made you cum, and marks how I've ruined you for him. No matter what happens between you now, you'll know that no one will ever fuck you as good as Ranpo Edogawa. You got that, Chuuya?"
Chuuya could barely make out what he was trying to say. With a fucked-out look on his face he nods lazily, and with that, the two cum together. Chuuya's ropes of white strands splatter on his chest, his legs, even his face and his hair. Ranpo cums so hard it shoots the cum that was already in him deeper inside, reaching much farther than it ever did, while leaking out so much there was a trail going down the wall underneath the baywindow Chuuya was sitting on and started leaving a small puddle on the ground next to their feet.
Chuuya stops breathing for a second, instead gasping as he looks farther and farther upward, the strength of the orgasm hitting him like a truck. He rides it out, and then collapses with his back against the window behind him. Ranpo pulls out, and watches the endless waves of cum erupt from Chuuya's stretched out hole like a waterfall. He carries the shorter man in his arms and takes him to the bed, where he laid fucked out of his mind. Ranpo pulls up his pants and reaches out for his computer, starting a group call with his friends stuck at the agency.
"Hey guys!" Ranpo calls, hiding Chuuya's face from view for a second.
"Ranpo! Where are you? Why aren't you at work? We're finishing up in here!"
"Sorry, I got kinda distracted. Can you call everyone over? I wanna show them something."
"Alright," Kunikida says before calling the rest of the agents over to huddle at his desk.
"Hey guys!" Ranpo calls again.
"Good evening, Ranpo!"
"Where are you calling from? I don't recognize that background."
"Ranpo-san! I was waiting for you for 2 hours! Don't we have a case?"
"Hello, Mister Ranpo! Why do you look so tired? You're all sweaty!"
"Ranpo-san, are you okay?"
His friends are all wondering where he is and what's been taking him so long to get back. They each have their own questions for him.
"Sorry, guys, I got a little side-tracked." He says with a smile and a shrug.
"But, I just wanted to pass along a message. Actually, I think it's best if you heard it from the man himself!" Ranpo pulls Chuuya into view, of course only showing his upper torso and above. He displayed Chuuya's fucked-out face to the agency, cum still dripping from his chin and cheeks.
"Tada!"
"WHAT THE-"
"RANPO WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!"
"Woah woah woah wait! Is that--Chuuya Nakahara from the Port Mafia?! I thought he was dating Dazai!"
"R-Ranpo?? What is this?!"
"Ooh you're hanging out with that gravity manipulator? Cool! I didn't know city folk had so many connections!"
Ranpo's green eyes shined as he smirked.
"Go ahead, Dear, tell them what you want them to know."
"I..." Chuuya started, still fucked out beyond repair, trying to make up an actual sentence.
"I got fucked. Ranpo fucked me." He said.
"And...?"
"And it's the best f-fucking fuck I ever had!" He slurred like a drunkard.
"Even better than Dazai?"
"WAY better," He answered submissively.
"Hear that, Dazai?" Ranpo called out to the only one who didn't respond. "He says I fucked him better. Guess we know now who he prefers." Ranpo made a teasing remark as well as a cruel, childish hand gesture.
"Well, gotta go! See you guys tomorrow!" And with that, the call ended. Leaving the rest of the agency in shock and a blur.
"....did he just??"
Meanwhile, Ranpo turned his laptop off and started removing his boyfriend's vest, giving him the wrong idea.
"H-huh-?"
"No, no, don't worry, we're done for tonight." Ranpo reassured, letting Chuuya rest his head on the silk pillows. "You did great today. And what did we learn?"
"You...you're the best....at fucking me...Ranpo..."
"Even better than.....?"
"Even...b-better than Dazai...." He slurred in his speech.
"Good." The detective removed his own cape and vest, hung his hat on the headrest of the bed, and laid down next to the already sleeping ginger.
The two were at peace for the rest of the night, until the next day when Chuuya found out about the call to the agency. Meanwhile, Dazai was outside, rock hard and kicking the trash cans outside the agency building out of anger.
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godshitgirl · 1 month
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REAL!!!
With the ADA, the ones who Dazai is comfortable enough to be bratty around, bro is extra EXTRA bratty
He just kinda wants to know how far chuuyas patience will go (not that far, but he still does what he wants)
And everyone in the agency just expects it at that point?
Like at least they can see chuuya as a fellow dazai victim and not just the guy from the Port Mafia
They found common ground easily--and that ground was dazai's princess lookin ass
But around the Port Mafia? Ohh here we go
It started out as dazai wanting to tease chuuya in front of his coworkers
"Oooh chuuya stop right there!! There seems to be, what's this, a PUDDLE in the way??? Fear not, my dear, as I will lay my coat on the ground to be your bridge, no disgusting water will sully the shoes of my beloved!!"
"Yeah yeah whatever"
But after a while, dazai regains his confidence around the mafia and can be more doting on chuuya more comfortably
Especially around kouyo, who may or may not be all that thrilled about her little chuuya dating....*shivers*....dazai of all people
Here dazai looks out for him the way chuuya usually does, like asks him if he's hungry, tells him to take a break if he needs to, and of course, parading him around like a showdog
Part of it is him stepping out of the way in chuuyas place of work so he could relax and focus, part of it is also "OOOOH HELLO PORT MAFIA!!! IT SEEMS THAT I MANAGED TO BAG YOUR BEST EXECUTIVE!!! DID HE KNOW THAT HE GIVES THE BEST HEAD?? NO?? WELL NOW YOU DO!!! :DDD"
this stupid little shit I love him😭
And ofc, these two are absolute BEAUTIES so in that department they're both equal players☺️
People fawn over them on the street but of course they both get a lil jealous, in different ways
I'm a possessive dazai truther, like this boy gets jealous from people simply looking at chuuya or giving him the attracted side-eye. He usually retaliates by being even more annoying, flaunting their relationship with not-so-subtle hints and being even needier once they're alone. This man is so smitten its embarassing😮‍💨
I genuinely believe that chuuyas a lot calmer than people make him out to be. People think he's this angry, irritated guy but that's just the kind of personality that comes out of anyone around dazai😮‍💨 however, I do also believe he's a jealous fuck and WILL yell at someone for looking at his annoying little pookie for too long
NONE of these losers are subtle with ANYTHINH they do I hate them😭
I don't know how to explain it but they're both equally the trophy wife in this relationship
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Dazai n I fighting over who gets to hold chuuyas hand until he makes us compromise😮‍💨
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Ranpo loves praise♡
Bottom!RANPO X Top!Fem!READER
| Praise kink, use of "Mommy" and "Baby", submissive Ranpo, creampie |
Ranpo loves praise.
It's so cute seeing a man who seemed so sure of himself be absolutely ruined just by a couple kind words.
Just a little compliment here and there, and Ranpo was putty in your hands.
It was dark that night, the only light coming from the moon itself as it danced its way in through the window. It crept up the floorboards until it reached the two of you.
Ranpo was deep inside of you, fucking you slowly and desperately. He knelt between your legs, his grip loosening and hardening against your thighs, keeping them apart lazily. His eyes were barely open, and in the darkness you saw only bright green slits staring back at you, awaiting your approval.
"Such a good boy, Ranpo, dear..." you cooed, finding the tired rhythm of his movements sweet and cute. He was such a baby, your baby after all. All he wanted all day was your pussy, especially after you'd been teasing him all day with those thigh highs that cupped the fat on your legs beautifully. Several times throughout the day, he thought he was going to cum on the spot everytime you leaned over to hand him some paperwork, or gently caressed your thighs knowing he was watching, or simply walking past, allowing your sweet aroma to fill his nose and in turn his dirty thoughts. But he made it, he was good, and he went the whole day without cumming or jerking off. That deserved a reward.
"Ahn, ah, M-Mommy..." He whined, his approval battery suddenly drained so quickly, desperately asking for more of your delicious praise.
"Yes, Baby?" You asked, as if you didn't already know what he wanted.
"M-Mommy, am-am I doing g-good?" He asked as he tried thrusting into you faster, hoping to please you more. Silly boy, just the thought of him not being enough for you was torture for him. He needed validation, he needed your praise.
"Yes, dear, you're doing so good..." you cupped his cheek with your hand, caressing him lovingly. "So good for me, such a good boy..."
"M-Ma...Mommy...." He moaned, slowly reaching his limit.
That's when you decided to bring in the big guns.
"Such a good boy, Ranpo, fucking me so well. So good for me, so good for Mommy...." you added a couple moans here and there, making sure your voice was as sultry as possible, knowing it made Ranpo go crazy.
His hips started stuttering and his grip on your thighs tightened. "M-Mom-Mommy!! Hah, hah...Mommy!!" He whimpered as he slowly reached his release.
That's when you started tingling all over, his cock reaching your sweet spot more and in a faster pace, you held onto his back to keep him close as you both came together.
Ranpo was breathing heavily now, thrusting in slowly, just once or twice, savoring what was left of that feeling, before slowly pulling out with a grunt.
He looked beneath him to find your pretty little pussy, liquids shining in the moonlight like wet little stars. His cum spilled out of you, overfilling your hole nicely. You put on your panties and let down the nightshirt that had been previously pulled up above your breasts, pulling your beloved into a sweet goodnight kiss.
Ranpo finally caught his breath within your mouth. "Please," He pleaded. "One more?"
"No, no, we have work in the morning, remember?" You said, watching him pout like a spoiled little child, it was so cute to see.
"Reeaaally?" He asked again as you pulled him into the covers. "Yes, really, now go to bed, Kunikida-san will yell at you for making us late."
"Why would it be my fault?!" He whined.
"Cause I'm blaming you, of course!" You teased. "Plus, I'm the one who has to shovel cum out of my pussy and take a pill tomorrow, it's only fair."
"Fine." He pouted, getting under the covers to go to sleep.
"But I know you're just doing this just so I'll be extra horny tomorrow."
"Ah, so I guess you don't need those glasses to deduct me."
"Of course! I'm the greatest detective, you know!"
"Of course dear. Goodnight."
"Hmmph. Goodnight."
As Ranpo slowly fell deeper into his sleep, you caressed him, twisting and twirling his black hair around your fingers as you silently read your book.
Ranpo sure does love praise.
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I don't know how to explain it but they're both equally the trophy wife in this relationship
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https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.infinitycow.eplay
WHO ARE YOU WHERE DOES THAT LINK GO
tumblr won't let me press it but I think this is an ad lmao
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godshitgirl · 1 month
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Why do the best yaoi stories come from Shonen anime. Okay so in the shoujo anime Kyaa I Love My Boyfriend these two people met in high school and fall in love. Aight, cool. Sounds cute enough. But wait, what's that over there?? Two boys once rivals yet trust each other with their whole being, whose faces morph out of anger when one is hurt, who is never found without the other, who always has their rival on their mind, who have fought bravely side by side because they KNOW the other will ALWAYS have their backs no matter what adversities have struck them in the past, and you're telling me they're NOT in a committed homosexual relationship????? Literally what was the point of all that then
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godshitgirl · 2 months
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Me and the voices celebrating everytime I do something slightly productive like throwing away the trash on my desk or going to the bathroom
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SPIRITED AWAY (2001) dir. Hayao Miyazaki
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godshitgirl · 2 months
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DILF SKK IM SORRY
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Also headcanons bc I'm so normal about them
Dazai
Janky old broke hobo spiderman energy
When I say broke I mean BROKE
Will swindle his way into getting money
Absolute SLUT will sleep with someone just to have a place to stay the night
Not exactly homeless, he's more like a roach. Just kinda scatters anywhere and stays somewhere he finds comfortable even if he's not welcome (cough cough chuuyas apartment)
Giving frank Gallagher energy but if he actually tried to be a good dad (source: shameless)
Oh did I mention he's a dad
YESSSIRR HES GOT A DAUGHTER BC GIRL DAD DAZAI CANON
His daughter is actually kinda embarrassed of him
She's def the one who worries about him the most
Lives with her mom, who is one of dazais old one night stands (IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME FR)
Her mom couldn't give two shits about this man even if she tried
His daughter doesn't want to be anything like him
She inherited his intelligence tho, just not his irresponsibility
Dazai doesn't live with them, he and the mother aren't dating but they're not friends either, she just kinda accepted that he's this cockroach in her life and her daughter is a nice piece of leftover trash he can't get enough of
Don't get me wrong, dazai LOVES his little girl
Absolutely adores her
She's usually just annoyed by him
He finds it cute when she yells at him cause it reminds him of when she would throw tantrums as a toddler
But she does genuinely love her dad more than anything
It's just hard for her to show it
She's not particularly close with her mom either since she's kind of a cruel and bitter woman
Still not over how dazai treated her
He's not perfect, but he tries
Chuuya
This man is like the complete opposite of dazai
He's a single father who wouldn't leave his daughter alone for a second
Unlike dazai chuuya fell genuinely in love with a woman but she died during childbirth
At first he was angry that his wife was taken away but one look at this little girl in his arms and all the pain and anger washed away
He promised her he would give her the world no matter what
He's absolutely the best father you could ever ask for
His daughters spoiled spoiled SPOILED
Nothing but the best for his little girl🥺
And unlike dazai bro is LOADED so yeah she pretty much gets anything she wants with a snap of her fingers
But she's not a brat tho (at least, not when she's older)
She takes after chuuya in her need to be useful and independent
She's actually way more calm than he is, but she does have a little of his demeanor
Anyway enough abt her since I'm very early into the development of this au and Idk much about how I want the kids to be yet
Chuuya does bulk up as years go by cause ain't no way this child having a TWINK for a father🙄
He does also get a teensy bit taller bc I wanna throw this dog a bone, man
"I'm still growing" You know what?? Yeah you are buddy keep believing in urself😊
Still in the mafia, but since having a kid he's withdrawn a lot more from this life
He's not the type to try to get a higher position for his kid since he knows that the more involved he is with the Port Mafia, the more danger he and his family is in
Only a few in the Port Mafia actually know he's got a kid
For a while they tried to keep it a secret from mori not knowing what he'd do
Also do not leave his young daughter alone with this man
WEVE SEEN YOSANOS BACKSTORY GOODBYE
Chuuya is a lot less violent than he was in his 20s
Having a kid really softened him up
Now when he's on a mission, he doesn't kill anyone unless he was ordered to
He can see the fear in his enemy's eyes and all he can think of are their kids and what would happen to them
So unless he absolutely has to, he won't kill anyone
His job is also a secret from his daughter
He doesn't want her involved in any way whatsoever
He wants her to find her own path, to be her own person, and most of all, to be safe and happy
Wasn't gonna do this part but
SOUKOKU
Dazai and chuuya do get back together in this au
After the unofficial breakup they did have a couple nights together but after a while they drifted apart, chuuya finding a wife and family, and dazai slowly spiraling deeper and deeper into his own mess
Their lives are intertwined again upon an incident where their kids are in danger
That's when they pull a spy x family and secretly defeat the enemy without their daughters knowing about it
It was supposed to be a one time thing, after this they're back to their normal lives
But unfortunately their girls became quite good friends, so they had to keep seeing each other
They went from hanging out with their kids in a daddy-daughter tea party to absolutely destroying each other in the bedroom
Ok that's all I genuinely wanna develop this au so ask me anything! I'd love to answer ur questions!!!
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The way I had to draw this up to get it😭
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So I was thinking on how would ada family tree will be like ok
The father and son is Fukuzawa and Ranpo obv then Ranpo's sister is Yosano and Yosano is married to Kouyou and their daughter is Kyoka bc in wan bsd Fukuzawa and Kyoka were called granddaughter and grandfather. BUT Kouyou's son is Chuya and Chuya is married to Dazai and Dazai's kid is Atsushi and Atsushi is married to Akutagawa. Who's gonna be their child? Q maybe bc he's like white and black like shin soukoku idk you can decide if they will have a child or not. Ok I can't stop going literally everyone is connected 😭 So Akutagawa's sister is Gin so Gin is gonna marry Higuchi bc why not. Oh and I forgot that Ranpo is married to Poe. Oof I think that's it. If I missed something then you can continue.
Absolutely canon you can't make me think different
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godshitgirl · 3 months
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The AUDACITY. me too
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disrespectful
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godshitgirl · 3 months
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Soukoku core
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godshitgirl · 3 months
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RRRR NOTHING ON MY BRAIN EXCEPT KAKEGURUI AU SKK
Ok instead of a a school it takes place within the Port Mafia which is the biggest gambling ring in japan
Pm dazai and chuuya here but dazai is 22 and the pm boss and chuuya lost his place as an executive after losing against mori in a gamble for his position
2 months afterwards mori mysteriously dies and dazai becomes the boss
He calls chuuya into his office and teases him about his loss and offers him a deal
A deal where if chuuya wins he gets his old job back
If dazai wins, chuuya has to follow a life plan dazai had made for him
In this plan he must leave the Port Mafia altogether and marry dazai and bear his kids
Oh did I mention this was omegaverse????
Not rlly bc it has nothing to do with scents or mating cause honestly I'm not feeling it
It's just an ideal world (where men can get pregnant as they SHOULD)
Anyway the game is called "Disappearing Dazai" it's a game dazai invented for this situation
The way it works is that each player is given a set of doors
These doors have a small plastic box behind them where you can store something inside
There are six doors each in a color from the rainbow and arranged as such
Then the player whose turn is first is given a small ceramic dazai doll
While the other player has their back turned and a blindfold on for extra precautions, the other will hide the Disappearing Dazai in one of the doors
Then the other player must turn around and take off the blindfold and try to guess which door holds the dazai doll
While chuuyas back is turned he focuses on the sounds of the door closing and the ceramic doll hitting the inside of the box
He hears it come from the left side
So when he turns around prepared to choose one of the doors on his now right side, he is surprised to see that the doors have been rearranged. Some are now on the opposite side, seemingly at random
Dazai says that the rules never mentioned rearranging the doors so it's definitely allowed
Confused and overthinking, chuuya chooses the wrong door
He stuck to his decision to thr sound coming from the right side and chooses an orange door, thinking that maybe dazai rearranged the doors first before inserting the doll
However, he is wrong
He realizes that the board they are playing on is made of velvet, which is a soft material that made him unable to hear the sound of the doors being rearranged
The truth was that dazai put the doll in the blue door, the one originally on chuuyas right, and then switched them after
Ok this is getting long and I'm too lazy to explain how the rest of the game goes so pretty much chuuya lost and now has to pay the price
He really doesn't want to and fights against it, but dazai tells him that no one in the pm respects him anymore after he lost to mori, and now his career in the mafia is forever stagnant at an underling position
He is no longer the strong and powerful chuuya nakahara, the gravity manipulator
He is now chuuya nakahara, the prideful idiot who bit too much than he could chew and lost pathetically
So now, since dazai is ever so generous, he gives chuuya a choice
He can remain in the mafia, however trapped in this unmoving, unpromotable state where he will never be respected again
Or he can obey dazai and willingly choose to live by his life plan, at least keeping his pride and erasing his embarrassing blunder from the past by cutting ties with the mafia altogether
And since I'm a silly lil fanfic writer ofc he chooses the life plan
From there it's kind of fuzzy with how I plan to keep it going buuuttt at least I got this much figured out
I wanna actually write this properly in fanfic form but I just made this to get the idea out there, see if people like it, get feedback, and so that when I do write it, I have a guide I can look at so I don't forget everything haha
BTW I had this idea at like 12 am last night while I was supposed to be sleeping so there might be some plot holes or something wrong with the logic
I'm especially worried about the logic of the game since I am nowhere smart enough to think of something actually on the kakegurui level
So anyway ya!! Watch kakegurui if u haven't since that's what this au is based on and if u know it you might understand the story better
Also it's got girls orgasming everywhere so....idk ur feelings abt that......
Anyway tell me what u think!! I'd love to get ur feedback and fix whatever mistakes I made!!
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