I love it when classics give us a little short story in the end when the books not long enough
Its like a little treat for us in the end
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Why dont we have capital and small numbers like 123 thats so angry
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Idk whats wrong with me because ill see a cute video w like duos and ill tag my bestie but itll be romantic like am i silly or just aroace
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oh
Hey, uh, this is Philip.
Broghan mysteriously disappeared. The car's gone too. I was calling him shortly before it happened since his car kept going in circles around the Alaskan-Canadian border and it would magically find itself back at the prison gates.
Very fast car by the way. Extremely! It's really a marvel of technology, it should belong to drunk drivers instead of cops I think.
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Kind of concerned abt @evilmario666 rn like bestie get on some meds please
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im scared
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Im scared to do my fucking gcses rishi sunak do you really think im about to go destroy the status quo by being trans u prick
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Nabokov what the fuck
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We got moobs we got boobs what abt the non binary noobs society🤨🤨
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Is this a mitski lyric
Tape over my box with packing tape and send me express to hell boiiii
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My interpretation of real men by mitski
Give me ur thoughts pls
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Pals catalonia
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@neil-gaiman you maybe traumatised me when i was like 6 but i still will die for you bestie
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Shes theys n gays n all other silly billies of tumblr im js abt do say something abt gender
Gays i wish a was born female BECAUSE
Male : no tatas/ pros: good for feeling masc
/ cons: everything when feeling fem
Female :tatas/ pros : great for feeling fem
Slap a binder on them
Can wear dresses and feel
Very cutesy w them on
/ cons: rather heavy
Conclusion: idk i js want tatas and a uterus but im not a trans woman im just gendermoist
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Damn…
Should i say something rather…
Gonchroverical
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I js thought something
Jason is in his early 60s now
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HEAVEN AND STAR BY MITSKI IS SO GOOD I CRIED CAME AND DIED AND ASCENDED TO HEAVEN THEN BACK TO HELL THEN FLEE UP AND DOWN TO SATURN AND BEYOND INTO THE SUN AND DIED THEN CAME BACK AS AN ARCHANGEL THEN BECAME HUMAN AGAIN THANK YOU MITSKI MOTHER
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