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Things my friend group has done that gives off marauders era vibes.

1.asking random people for weed for 20 cents (barty/remus)

2. Dipping into another store because the group won't move fast enough (regulus)

3. Slut dropping infront of teachers and being purposely gay infront of them (sirius)

4. Bringing ballet shoes and everyone trying them on at lunch (Pandora)

5. Randomly biting any body part of the friend group that comes close(Barty)

6.drinking spicy juice from a maccas pop top juice (Marlene/remus/dorcas)

7.sitting on the floor infront of a pepper pig ride and gayifying themselves because the parents won't let them (barty/regulus/evan/pandora)

8. Climbing up things (james/evan)

There is so much more should I make a part 2

#the marauders era #barty crouch jr #headcanon #slytherin skittles #evan rosier #marauders #i kin this man for a reason #rosekiller #fluff #james potter #trans reggie #remus lupin #wolfstar #sirius black #dorcas meadowes #marlene mckinnon

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Assign everyone in ur group a sex toy thatd theyd be if they were a sex toy

Anthony: A strap/ stronic surf pulsator @sneetsnartusonuvabitch

Avery: Rose toy/ the Kitty Cat Kegel Vibrator @thegendertheif

Smithy: the womaniser next @uncle0smithy

Alore: the magic rechargeable wand thing @alorethehaoticone

Nick: dildo/ bullet

Holly: P spot vibe

#Ant i know this was you #help my sanity #save my soul #my friends need therapy #i dont know why im posting this #i dont know why im friends with you demons #why are my friends like this #friendship #the non cis club #save ez

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On a scale of 1 to Neptune what level of gayness are you

What's further then Neptune

#im hot as fuck #lgbtq #lgbtqia #agender #bisexual #asexual #why are my friends like this #my friends need therapy #i know it was you guys

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Hoe life or no life

Assign everyone in ur group a sex position

I don't know many so bear with me here.

Avenue: cowgirl cause I can

Ez: Standing (cause Ur tall)

Ant: 69

Syd: idk cowgirl or something

Alore: Doggy style or some shit.

Socha: Doggy Style (Matching Cause I'm not creative at all. ^)

Nicotine: reverse cowgirl (I'm running outta ideas here)

Zy: missionary ig

Holly: Amazon Probably

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Describe everyone in the group

Gay depressed annoying gremlins who like to grip eachothers thighs

@thegendertheif @sneetsnartusonuvabitch @uncle0smithy @alorethehaoticone

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Guess everyone in the group if they top bottom or switch and give reasoning

AVERY IS A BOTTOM

Smithy is a top

Ez it really depends

Avery the most bottom of bottom

Alore submissive bottom

Nick top

Holly top

Ant Dom top

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Obviously they can fight over the single egg (it would be a small half eaten one)

Easter morning with the skittles

Barty: *wakes up at 5am to wake everyone up because he wants chocolate*

Evan: *still sleeping and will continue sleeping for another hour*

Regulus: *excited but does not show it but let's Barty be all hypo*

Dorcas and Pandora: *they are voting hiding eggs around the common room for the slytherin house*

Evan: *finally wakes up when Barty bites him*

The whole common room would do an egg hunt

Barty: *steals the younger students eggs but he feels slightly bad and gives one back*

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Describe everyone in the group (Dirty edition)

Daddy mummy

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Rate each person you've dated

Avery -1000/10 would not recommend

Ant - 9.7 nice but broke up with me on my sibling death day (he didn't know) bro stopped me from being a chopping board

All the other chick's they were bitchs

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Rate the group from most to least fuckable with reasoning

*laughs in asexual*

1.Ze because currently doing that

2. Smithy happend once in a dream

3.if I had to choose a femboy Alore

4.been done that Ant/Avery

5. Nick Eagle 2

@thegendertheif @uncle0smithy @sneetsnartusonuvabitch @alorethehaoticone

#the marauders era #barty crouch jr #headcanon #slytherin skittles #evan rosier #i kin this man for a reason #marauders #rosekiller #fluff #friendship

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#the marauders era #barty crouch jr #headcanon #slytherin skittles #evan rosier #marauders #frank longbottom #alice fortescue

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#the marauders era #barty crouch jr #headcanon #slytherin skittles #evan rosier #i kin this man for a reason #marauders #rosekiller #fluff #sirius black #james potter #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #lily evans #marlene mckinnon #mary macdonald #regulus black #pandora rosier #dorcas meadowes

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regulus will find evan and barty just randomly in his kitchen cereal at 3 am (they don't live there and also don't have a key)

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Not my usual sort of post but I wanted to share this story that happened at lunch today. So me and my friend group are all unstable non cis non straight gremlins and we decided to practice our batting skills at lunch. We all did great at batting and bowling until it was my turn to bowel. My friend was batting and they used to play softball so you would have thought the fool would know not to chicken out and wait for the apple to hit them. So I threw the apple and they stepped into it and put their head down and didn't even try to stop the apple from hitting them. The apple hit them in the bloody face, we were all dying from laughter and we even got it on video. My friend is fine except for their pride. Avery please be better in the future im slightly sorry

@thegendertheif @sneetsnartusonuvabitch @uncle0smithy @alorethehaoticone

#the marauders era #barty crouch jr #headcanon #slytherin skittles #evan rosier #i kin this man for a reason #marauders #lgbtq #nonbinary #genderfluid #transgender #school #chaos

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I relate to both

“Im a Barty kinnie” i say. You all assume that I mean it in a fun quirky “I’m gonna set something on fire” way.

You’re incorrect.

I mean It in a “Im terrified that I’ll become exactly like my father and I feel like I’m not in control over my own body” way.

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Sirius: i know you’re dating a slytherin

James: no i’m not!

Sirius:

Sirius: i was talking to marlene

James: oh! never mind then

Sirius: no

Sirius: please enlighten me

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Barty: *giggles*

James: what’s so funny?

Barty: sorry, the voices just made a joke

James: what voices?

Barty:

James: BARTY WHAT VOICES???