dancing2myownbeat

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I’ve never understood the whole “mortifying ordeal of being known” thing because all I’ve ever wanted is to be known

#thoughts from a girl #the mortifying ordeal of being known

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Things I wasn’t prepared for in theatre:

Somewhere out there exists an audio recording of me taking a shit during intermission

#thoughts from a girl #theatre #theatre major #mics #yikes

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I wish you knew all the things I never told you, but it’s my own damn fault you don’t

#thoughts from a girl #crush #i am my own worst enemy #just me being an idiot #and a coward

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Any normal, sane, functioning human being: brookies

Me, an intellectual: slutty brownies 😏

#thoughts from a girl #food #brownies #cookies #brookies #sluttybrownies

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maybe, just once, i should try quitting while i’m ahead instead of pushing my luck

#thoughts from a girl

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The older I get, the more I realize I really am my own worst enemy...

#thoughts from a girl #justbecause #ididnthavetheguts #togoafterthethingsiwanted #its my own damn fault

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My best friend convinced me to get tinder the other day, but now I just keep swiping through comparing every guy to you

#thoughtsfromagirl #love #tinder #impatheticallyheadoverheels #foraguywhoprobablydoesntevencare

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This makes me really happy 😊

Your future spouse is currently walking around making memories that they’ll tell you about one day.

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He say “Do you love me?” I tell him “Only partly” I only love my bed and my cat I’m not sorry.

#thoughts from a girl #incorrect quotes #incorrect lyrics #what am i even doing #what am i doing #cats #cat #sleep #drake

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I WILL BE CENSORED AFTER DEC 14TH

Good, I’ve got your attention. I’ve heard about this net neutrality bullshit returning. I fought it when it started popping up a few years ago, and I’m going to fight it again. Guys, it’s BACK AGAIN and even worse theres a big chance it will END UP PASSING!

https://www.battleforthenet.com/#bftn-action-form

This could literally mean a shit ton of you wont be able to see me anymore if your provider decides that they want to regulate/censor, sayyy overly sexual content. You’ll also have to pay extra money to even use Tumblr!

https://www.battleforthenet.com/#bftn-action-form

Please guys, we defeated this shit once, we can do it again. They’re trying to do it now while people are distracted by the holidays and fucking Justice League. As of today, it seems as though there have only been 266,810 calls made to Congress. This is NOT good enough!! MILLIONS of people use the net, and if each one of them took 60 seconds to call and protect it, holy balls do you KNOW how much of a difference that would make??? But noooo, you’re busy streaming an ecchi anime that wont be available to you soon!!!!!

Heres a direct link to make a difference (theres also links to other sites of the same nature on here), and yes, YOU can make a fucking difference because this is YOUR internet at stake here. If you’re not going to make the call, share this and maybe SOMEONE fucking will!! This is important as shit and we cant afford to lose. Dec 14th is the deadline.

https://www.battleforthenet.com/#bftn-action-form

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Click it!!

daily reminder to click a button so you can give free food to a shelter!!

#animals #reblog #important #save the animals #feed the animals

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I really just need a hug though

#like a really long hug #like awkwardly long #i had a bad day #hugs #need #thoughts from a girl

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Also: bologna

reasons why the English language sucks: colonel

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I like Hufflepuff aesthetics way too much.

#is there really such a thing? #can I really like them too much? #hufflepuff #i like things #aesthetics are great #thoughts from a girl

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Yes!

Three simple rules in life

#so true #everyone needs this #not my thoughts

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Me: I need a cape. Walking around the house would be so much more majestic with a cape. Also Me:

#me #capes #no capes #the incredibles #edna mode #thoughts from a girl

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I like plants, but I can't keep them alive. Do you see my problem? DO YOU SEE THE PROBLEM?

#plants #problems #thoughts from a girl