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So I wrote a little something loosely based on this post I made about Eddie subconsciously associating his future wedding as being with Buck- I haven't written for ages but I thought if I was gonna make it into a fic I'd also have an accidental drunk confession to Buck in there- and this is that. If I ever wrote a whole fic of this there'd be no cheating so dw dw

"It must be nice," Buck says from the floor, "Marr-Marriaging, -having a wedding. I want that, I'd want-"

"I know what you want," Eddie laughs confidently from the empty tub. It feels very zen, lying here with his legs hooked over the circular tub, like lying inside a big cereal bowl. He is so drunk, and giddy and totally at peace with everything, "You want a spring wedding because you want a frankly ridiculous amount of flowers. You want it far enough away from the city that you can see the stars at night, but not so far that it'd cost too much for everyone to travel there. You like the idea of releasing lanterns but you're worried about the environment so you'd probably want - like- doves or butterflies instead-"

"Butterflies," Buck says from the floor, his voice thick, "Eddie, what-"

"M'not finished," Eddie continues with the gravitas of someone so hammered they cant feel their legs but who is nevertheless making an Important Point, "Butterflies, then. You want a light coloured suit, something that breathes well because you'll worry about sweating. Bobby would be doing the ceremony, so maybe Athena to walk you down the aisle? And of course Maddie as your best man. Woman. Person."

"… Maddie?"

"Well yeah," Eddie shrugs, transfixed by how the ceiling seems to be slowly tilting to the side, "Because Chris would be mine, and that way they can both be involved."

There's a frantic shuffling noise from the floor, and Buck's voice is much clearer when he speaks again, "Eddie. Eddie are you talking about- me and you getting married?"

"Who else?" And in his alcohol-soaked state, it's as simple as that- who else. God knows he's tried to fit other people into that role and they just never fit right because the void in his life is so decisively Buck-shaped. Haha, God knows, his chest begins to shake with silent laughter, it's funny, right? Because of the Catholicism.

"And that's-" Buck sounds kind of upset, which makes Eddie pause, why would Buck be upset when there's good booze and the ceiling is tilting and they're getting married? "That's something you want- the-the spring wedding and the butterflies and the-"

Oh, Buck's simply misunderstood, that's easy.

"I just wanna be the guy standing next to you."

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Wdym "if", what else was I supposed to do as a 11 y/o? 😭 I was on here, lurking

If you guys were on here at 11 years old what would you be posting about

#tumblr culture #tumblr.com

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I constantly think about the quote (literally no idea what it’s from) I read once about how teenage girls want to fuck their band guy idols because it’s the closest they can get to wanting to BE their band guy idols. Like damn… way to recontextualize my entire adolescence with 1 sentence

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@were--ralph

The opposite of a therewolf.

Werewolf Be Upon Ye

#tumblr.com #tumblr humor #tumblr #tumblr culture

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The reason people are mad at her specifically is that 1.) She's one of the worst offenders even amongst the super rich 2.) She's using her insane amount of wealth to sue a college kid for pointing this out instead of idk donating to make up for the damage she's done?

Yes, other A-listers, pop idols, whoever, are likely just as bad and also deserve to be called out, but rn she's the one in the spotlight and is handling it poorly.

Like, if I trash someones house and get caught, should I not receive punishment simply because someone else who did the same thing hasn't gotten caught yet?

There is no such thing as an ethical millionaire. She's not exempt because she's a cute modern woman who writes popular music.

Honestly tired of the Taylor Swift private jet discourse like yeah she owns a private jet yeah it's wasteful and unnecessary but why do people get so worked up over that like... you all know that's common among rich people right? That your favorite famous pop singer most probably owns one too right??? That if we're going to hate on her for this unnecessary use of earth's resources we should do the same for your precious idols... right?

#taylornation #taylor swift #Taylor Swift #music #ethics #ethical millionaires don't exist #politics #save the planet #save the bees

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Sorry if this is only semi coherent, the roomie and I killed a bottle of wine together and its doing bits with my meds. Also English isn't my first language. And I rarely post. But the buzz helps. Turns out even drunk I care more about fandom than my own life. Oh well.

As much as I love buddie, potentially seeing Buck move on from Eddie and realize he deserves someone who is willing to love him openly could be such a good story. He and Tommy could be the heartwarming endgame we needed even though we never knew. (+ Tommy didn't babytrap him and is generally very upfront about what he wants)

#911 abc #911 show #evan buckley #buddie #tommy kinard #evan x tommy #tevan #fandom #911 7x04 #911 7x05

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As much as I love buddie, potentially seeing Buck move on from Eddie and realize he deserves someone who is willing to love him openly could be such a good story. He and Tommy could be the heartwarming endgame we needed even though we never knew. (+ Tommy didn't babytrap him and is generally very upfront about what he wants)

#911 abc #911 show #evan buckley #buddie #tommy kinard #evan x tommy #tevan #fandom

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Background info: we met in college, we're both English majors, we're both women, I've never had a real relationship and I'm freaking out because I really like her.

#crush #help me #send help #shes so pretty #and smart #and amazing #poll #tumblr polls #tumblr humor #choose your own adventure #date night #baby gay #gay #lesbian #queer girl #queer

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Background info: we met in college, we're both English majors, we're both women, I've never had a real relationship and I'm freaking out because I really like her.

#crush #help me #send help #shes so pretty #and smart #and amazing #poll #tumblr polls #tumblr humor #choose your own adventure #date night #baby gay #gay #lesbian

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yo…. when jet breaks in the tea shop and accuses zuko and iroh of beinh firebenders….

do you think any of the patrons looked at zukos scarred face - obviously done by a firebender - and immediately think jet was an asshole? like

jet: hes a firebender!!!!

patrons, thinking about the backstory they concocted for zuko and iroh where their home was invaded by firebenders and they barely survived with their lifes so they could come and have a peaceful life selling tea in a city the war doesnt touch:

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If you want earnestness in art then sometimes it's going to be cringe and sometimes it's going to be pretentious

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it used to be 2007 you know

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You know the Grimm version of Snow White makes more sense than most versions if only because in that version Snow White was like 7 years old.

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people will be like “fanfiction writers!!! are everything”

and then turn around and say a website that doesnt pay the writers they make their traction and money off of is a saint that would do no wrong.

im just saying. ao3 gets their money

those writers dont. lmao.

so whyre you making it about the writers when they could post pretty much anywhere huh? 😂 and youre only paying a website.

#important #the whole thing #not the piss poor first post #why we write #ao3 #anticapitalism

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"our son made it through the war to come of age, let's fucken party! rsvp only if you're a little bitch who's NOT coming. all y'all not dead of alcohol poisoning by morning (lmao losers) get dunkt on"

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I love it when people tell me about me because I have no idea who I am