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clearlythestrals · 2 years
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if your animagus form was an ant and someone stepped on you, would you die? like genuine question
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clearlythestrals · 4 years
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i find peace in knowing that snape would have the absolute worst time in quarantine because he's a lonely nobody that's alone with his thoughts, and all his thoughts are about how lily justifiably hates him
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clearlythestrals · 4 years
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jk rowling after adding a chinese character called cho chang and putting her in the smart house: i am diversity.
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clearlythestrals · 4 years
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i know most people are over this by now but ron fully. pet. scabbers. who was like,.?. essentially pettigrew,.!; naked? does nobody else think of how disturbing that was
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clearlythestrals · 4 years
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let's be real the actual reason ginny declined the idea of being harry's date during the yule ball despite her massive crush on him previously was because of his hair
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clearlythestrals · 4 years
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hogwarts students as social media: luna is pinterest bc she's all about the aesthetic. harry is reddit because who even knows what's going on with him. hermione is obviously gmail. also sirius is vine bc it was funny until it died.
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clearlythestrals · 4 years
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imagine a hogwarts student as a beater on a quidditch team getting cheated on during valentine's day and the next day it's a quidditch game and their ex is on the opposing team
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clearlythestrals · 4 years
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you can forgive draco for being a bully as a child but growing up but you can't forgive snape being bullied as a child then bullying children as an adult? good. you shouldn't. he sucks.
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clearlythestrals · 4 years
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the year is 2021. the potters have another baby girl. harry named her again. her name is dolores jane potter because she taught him an important lesson. 2022 is the year harry potter has died and ginny weasley is sent to azkaban for murder.
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clearlythestrals · 4 years
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remember when snape stepped past james' dead body and completely abandoned all boundaries lily had set around them and cradled her dead body in his arms while her baby cried in his crib haha yeah good times
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clearlythestrals · 4 years
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fun fact #394: when snape looked into the mirror of erised, lily wasn't there standing with him out of sheer willpower from the dead of never wanting to be by his side
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clearlythestrals · 4 years
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hear me out: harry potter but his signature spell is tarantallegra, which is the spell that makes your feet dance uncontrollably. like imagine voldemort being ready to avada kedavra harry but he starts irish jigging
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clearlythestrals · 4 years
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can someone tell me how bellatrix lestrange learned how to throw a dagger with deadly accuracy? like enough to literally kill someone while they are apparating?
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clearlythestrals · 4 years
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drarry shippers be like yea they hated each other their whole childhoods but look how cute the fanart is
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clearlythestrals · 4 years
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ok, i've been hiding this for a long time, and i haven't told many, because i don't know what other people would think of me, but doesn't the cursed child book smell like mushrooms?
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clearlythestrals · 4 years
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for the first time in all my years of living on this floating piece of rock, i've thought of how it couldve felt from draco malfoys point of view as a ferret.
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clearlythestrals · 4 years
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harry b like oh this bruise yeah haha that's crazy idk how that got there i had buckbeak drop me from the height of grawp into a herd of centaurs but nothing bad happened
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