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chwlb · 4 months
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“Canabilism is a form of love” you’re just figuring this out? While y’all were crying about it being disgusting Jackie and Shauna have been here the whole time. 😔
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chwlb · 8 months
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Pandalily because I’m delusional
Long walks on the beach. Panda adored Lily’s hair, she always likes to try new styles on her hair. They’d sit together on the ocean line with their feet in the water holding hands. Lily liked to collect flowers and little jewels so she would always decorate pandas hair with them
My love panda did infact rock the signature FAB when she was 17 (i am sorry it is true. We all have to go through it at some point.) so lily always liked to burrow her face into pandas hair when they were cuddling (lily was the big spoon fight me) panda was an ear kisser. And I don’t mean sexually. I mean if she was leaving the room she’d always give her flower a lil kiss on the ear!
They loved going dress shopping together they’d go to different boutiques or Wtv they are called and they would try on all the different dresses together and practice their spins with the different shoes they had on.
Matching socks. Always.
Panda loved playing guitar and lily loved to sing and whether they were necessarily good at it is a mystery! (But they had fun!) and panda would always learn Lily’s favorite songs on guitar and they would pretend to be in a famous band and they were the lead singer/guitarist and everyone loved them and then they got together and they shocked the world when they went up on stage as a couple!! (They r delusional just like me)
Smoothie dates every Saturday they always fought over who would pay for what and then once one of them didn’t get to pay for the smoothies they’d get upset because they wanted to pay for each other! Then they’d go to random parks and just play around and swing and push each other down the slides taking photos of each other.
Lily always knitted panda different stuffed animals and she had a collection of all the different animals her flower made for her. She had little dolls of the both of them (really tiny) little cats! Different bouquets of flowers and her favorite artists!
Now here is my very accurate (100% REAL ABSOLUTELY NOT FAKE) photo of Lily and Pandora being in love. (100% NOT A STICK FIGURE DRAWING. THESE ARE REAL PEOPLE!)
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chwlb · 8 months
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Jily. (Im not Ready for October)
James grew his hair out for Lily, and she’d always put little French braids in it before bed so he’d have curly hair in the morning (he went around telling people that he took a potion his father made that magically made his hair curly (remus didn’t let that rumor last long before dunking James’s head into water and let everyone watch as his hair dried curl-less))
When James and Lily got married Sirius asked to be a flower girl at their wedding as a joke and to his surprise Lily was the one who said yes (not James because he wanted Sirius to be best man) so then remus got elected best man and they let Sirius walk down the Isle with Fabian’s daughter Alleen.
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When the preacher said “speak now or forever hold your peace” remus activity stared down everyone of their friends knowing damn well they’d try that shit as a joke, just for Lily to say “Well… Remus is pretty fit” and obviously that causes a uproar (jokingly) and Remus laughing alongside the rest of them just for James to pop up with “I know right, Almost went for him in 4th year” which left everyone bursting in laughter but him. Which led him to say “kiss your god damn wife potter”
And James bantering back
“Oh please moony, I will. All. Night. Long.”
*insert kissy kiss*
When Wiloa was little they would sneak away with their uncles to OOTP meetings and Lily would always find them, so they’d have to pull them off and lecture them about how they can’t hide away here because they could get hurt. But after a while, gave in and let them stay. Soon enough James found them and he’d always sneak them off and back home because he understood what it was like to be curious at a young age and how dangerous curiosity could be. But basically Wiloa was Jily’s practice child.
Lily would always show James muggle things. When they moved in together he stood flicking the ceiling fan on and off for about 30 minutes (while Lily recorded him like he was a cat) James had 100% become accustomed to muggle life, and at some points entirely forgot he was a wizard. (He got really excited when he remembered he was magic and could turn into a fucking deer)
James tried helping Lily become an Animagus but she couldn’t keep the leaf in her mouth past two days so she eventually just spit it out and told James “look I give up, as long as you don’t turn into a fucking elk while we’re fucking I’m good” and james’s only response was “I’m a DEAR darling get it right” in a posh mid-Atlantic accent.
When James proposed Lily made a joke about him preposing before she KNEW he was proposing so it went something like this
*at a lake during a very pretty sunset*
“Lillian, I really need to ask you something” James asked with a cherishing smile
“James, darling you can ask me anything as long as you don’t propose” She joked
She then turned around to see the look of utter shock and hurt in his eyes. And realized. He was going to propose.
“No, no, no. I didn’t say anything, what were you asking? I’ll turn back around!”
She then turned back around with a static giggle bouncing through her bones. He knew she loved him.
“Lillian,” he said while grabbing her arm and turning her around gently “My darling, you’ve made me the happiest man on earth. And I know it’s the most cliche thing to say, but my words have never heard more truth than this. I can’t bare the thought of life without the light of your eyes shining in mine. I can’t stand mornings after without your sweet touch curled next to mine. And I’ll never see another gorgeous evening like this again if your gracing beauty isn’t touching it. So Please, Lillian Jane Evans, Will you marry me? And be my wife, and I’ll be yours”
The first thing she could do was fall into his arms, and his warm gentle kiss. Tears flowed down her eyes and he placed the ring on her finger.
“Shit!” James Said unexpectedly “I forgot to get down on one fucking knee”
Lily giggle at her new found fiancé, he could be a stupid man, but he was HER stupid man.
“So, you’ll be my wife” Lily said excitedly
“What?!” James burst out laughing
“Well you said ‘be my wife, and I’ll be yours’ so I assume you’ll be my wife, correct?”
And with those words, James knew he chose the right woman.
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