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capnkoen · 2 months

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Technoblade's Unintentionally Wholesome Orphanage [Sneak Peak]

Technoblade might’ve accidentally adopted a kid.

It wasn’t his fault the child decided to cling to him! Sure, he gave them some of the -stale, not particularly tasty- bread he’d bought a while back, but that was not a good enough reason to imprint on him like a bird. Wait- maybe it was? The kid appeared to be an avian of sorts. Ah.

baby birb chirpchirpchirpchirp lil bby bird <3 technodad DADNOBLADE!!!! poggers can we keep them? Do theY hAve a Name? ASKKSK! smol bean I want to nom on them EEEEEEeeeeee

‘Chat, if I acknowledge them they’ll think I’m accepting their claim or something.’ He wasn’t actually sure about that. Techno’s knowledge on avian hybrids was extremely limited. He’d only seen one of them before, back in Hypixel, during the MC Monday. They were to far away for him to make out their features, but the huge black wings were hard to miss.

SIR BLADE HOW DARE aWHH Pls ask!! so rude smh you don’t understand, we NEED to know their name bruhh technolame rudenoblade *sad chirp* WE WANT A NAME! GIVE US A NAME! Either find out or we’re naming them.

“Bruhh, we only met the kid like an hour ago. How are you already attached?!” Techno quietly complained. Not quietly enough, clearly, as the child in question let out a confused coo. The older let out an apprehensive sigh, unsure how to proceed now that Chat made it clear that they weren’t on the same page as him.

He glanced down at them, meeting their questioning gaze with his hesitant one. “So, what’s your name?”

Instead of answering, they tilted their head slightly, eye-brows furrowed in thought, before finally settling on a shrug.

“Okayyyy. Do you want to like- pick? A name?” He offered, unsure how to deal with the situation. The kid perked up at that and excitedly pointed at him. “Me? What about me?” Undeterred, they repeated the same motion again, more insistent this time. “You want me to what? Choose a name?” Got it in one, the child grinned and nodded. ‘Bruh why me-’

Ohohoh! How about Nathan? no, they look like an Angel! Bird. Tabris maybe? carlcarlcarlcarl caaaaaaaaaarl i agree with @meloncoook, it should be bird. techno jr.!!

Chat descended into chaos, throwing name after name at him to choose from, some more… original than others. Whoever said Technoblade Jr. will be banned later. One of the names stood out to him though, a genuinely fitting one, in his humble opinion.

“How about Tabris?”

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It's a work-in-progress, and what I'm sharing right now will be rewritten 4-6 times before I'm actually going to post it along with the rest of the chapter. But I thought I'd share the beginning, and maybe get some ideas/suggestions/feedback or whatever.

I'll make sure to announce when the first few chapters are up on my ao3 (@capnko).

Thank you for reading! <3

#technoblade #ao3 #ao3 fanfic #ao3 writer #fanfic #fanfiction #mcyt #fanfic idea #work in progress #technoblade never dies #future emerald duo #emerald duo

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capnkoen · 8 months

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"-I am aware of that, but considering the situation at hand, and the much more unpleasant alternatives, I suggest you-"

Oswald, the newly appointed mayor of Gotham, loved a lot of things about his chief of staff.

From his riddles and puns to his odd habits and unique ways to express himself, Edward had endeared himself to Oswald over time and had become his closest (and only) friend.

Another thing the kingpin liked about Ed, was his intelligence. He was more often than not left gaping when his dear friend would demonstrate knowledge Oswald hadn't know he'd possessed before. This was one of those times.

"Herr Weber! Genau der Mann den ich sprechen wollte. Hören Sie, die letzte Lieferung von 'Büromaterialen' scheint nicht angekommen zu sein-"

It was interesting to watch Ed switch from one language to another, depending on the person on the other end of the call. He was fluent in the way he spoke, confident, never stuttering or doubting the meaning of his words. He knew what he was doing, that was made abundantly clear when Oswald once asked him a while ago if it was a better idea to hire a translator.

"Oswald, trust me. I know what I'm doing."

Edward then proceeded to have a lengthy conversation with a French mobster about shipments and whatnot. (Oswald wasn't fluent and therefore could only pick up bits and pieces from the conversation, not that he'd told Ed that.)

"Vielen Dank, einen schönen Tag noch."

The taller hung up with a sigh of apprehension.

Oswald, snapping out of his musings, reached out to put a hand on Ed's shoulder.

#ed is a smart boy #just a little drabble #i headcanon Edward as either multilingual or polyglot #edward nygma #the riddler #oswald cobblepot #the penguin #mayor cobblepot #chief of staff nygma #nygmobblepot

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capnkoen · 9 months

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(before Isabella)

Edward: "I love you. You're my best friend and I know I'll be fine even if I allow myself to be vulnerable for once in my life."

(after Isabella)

Edward: "I loved you. You killed the woman I dated and had the audacity to claim you did it for love. You're a traitor."

#edward nygma #ed nygma #the riddler #oswald cobblepot #the penguin #gotham tv #dc #nygmobblepot

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capnkoen · 9 months

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Edward and Riddler will turn their arguments/discussions into a full on trial if it gets heated enough. One takes the role of prosecutor and the other the defence and they will go back & forth until one wins (which is surprisingly, or unsurprisingly, rare) or it ends in a draw (which happens more often than not, usually because neither are willing to relent or say they were wrong).

Riddler would definitely kidnap Lucius Fox to call up as a witness, and Edward would pull out the puppy-eyes on Oswald to get him to be the judge.

#the riddler #edward nygma #ed nygma #oswald cobblepot #the penguin #gotham tv #lucius fox #dc headcanon #dc

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