callistoangel

[callistoangel]

Don't get me started

This show

HIM

#uhhh thid was inspired by someone #...but i dont remember who😞 #connor temple #primeval #moodboard #character moodboard #i love losers #im also a leo i love myslef i love myself #aesthetic if u squint #i alwayed sucked at moodbords #ac never sucked at anything #im a leo i luv myself i luve myself

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For Mulder, the Belgium Malinois. Why? Driven. Obsessive, and look at that attentive lil face. Mulder runs and swims, and Malinois are a very active breed

This is x files characters as dogs btw

The rough collie for Scully. It's a classic, feminine dog, but it's also incredibly intelligent. It might also help the similarities bc of the Apricot coloured fur? Idk, kinda ginger

I don't have a good reason 🥲 hur hur I look kinda scary ig. Um, protective, up for whatever. Chill... but are they really?

This schnauzer looks responsible, and like if you fell in a river it would come and save you... what? Idk what I'm saying. The schnauzer wouldn't lose a stack of paperwork, and Skinner probably wouldn't do that either...

He ooks like an old dog that would talk about how great America is unprompted. Uh, greman shepherds can be vicious [and dangerous] if not socialised properly. I think I remember him killing for fun? Or wanting to?

#help #what am i saying #just in general #fox mulder #when do i ever make sense? #i feel like most of these ppl would be v offended to be compared to a dog #but u get the vision yrah? #the x files #txf #dana scully #ad skinner #the smoking man #agent doggett

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Um

His family

#edible cabs look like pasties #no? #he famly baked #pasties #as crb #this is an edible veab right?

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Huh. House md characters as dog breeds 🤨

Irish wolf hound. For this one... big. Grey. Mmm, that's it. Actually, it's not. Gorgeous dog, not as scary as it looks

Look at them. Brown fur, trusting eyes. Trusting face. Will help anyone. AND brown labradors have a greater chance of developing, uh, health issues.

Brown poodle or Irish setter.

For poodle, pretty, kinda over looked bc of that. The setter? Umm, ears like hair 🤔

I COULD'VE picked a golden retriever for him... but I didn't. Nova scottia duck tolling retriever.

#hmmg #maybe ill do the rest... #housemd #james wilsin #Wilson #i already have camron planned out #lisa cuddy #robert chase #assigning animals... #it just comes to me...

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Am i stupid, or does Spotify not allow you to listen to individual songs without premium?

Idk I don't usually use it.... I just don't wanna listen to 6 hours of recommended tunes in order to listen to my prize :(

#Spotify #songs #catatonia #the band #music #music enjoyer #i wanna listen #i really do #but i wont pay #i would use yt #but the song isn't on there :(

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*at dive throug*

"Heya, may I have a bowl of warm egg yolks?"

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"Why in the amazon don't you serve warm egg?????"

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Salmonella?

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*turns to my son, a Komodo dragon*

"The man says you should get the haply meal, a meal that is... Happy.

#komodo dragon #lizards #eggs #i actually do love egg yolks #very much #i like egg #succulent middle and sloorp it up #much like a lizard i know #drive through

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Getting sleep paralysis every night but th e rooms too dark to see the creature 💔

#i awaken #seelp paralysis :< ? #on no #no dark vision #gusee not then #lets go back to sleep now im confident im not have sleep paralysis! #the hellish creature in the corber of the room: #*eyes twinkling golden veins* #“SLEEP PARALYSIS BE UPON YE-” #“hey wake up 🤨”

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Went to mad-at-u.com and no one was logged in lol :>

#so nice to see... #no one in sight #mad-at-ME . com? self love #orr hate :[

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when i was a kid i used to respond to the "glass half full/half empty" question by asking how the liquid in the glass got there in the first place. nobody ever gave me a chance to explain my reasoning so i'm doing it now

if you have a glass and it has some liquid in it, up to the halfway line, whether it is empty or full depends on what happened before the question was asked. if you started with a full glass and poured half out until only half remained, the glass is half empty, because if you continued pouring it would be fully empty. however, if you started with an empty glass and poured liquid from another container into the glass up to the halfway line, the glass is half full because if you continued pouring it would be all the way full. logical, no?

i was 13 years old when somebody finally told me it was supposed to be some kind of optimism/pessimism thing. i always thought it was a riddle that nobody let me solve

#me

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Franch braid, but you start with all your hair and slowly remove parts of it.

#hair style #yay #yippee #so cool

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Horror movie idea:

Reverse claw machine

Tag line: it comes from the ground

#horror movies #finally sharing this with the world #:) #claw #claw machine #>:)

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I had a dream where a guy was trying to eradicate all sharks and I was chasing him down like I was a detective. When I finally caught him I asked him why, why kill shark :( ? to which he replied "sharks are against my religion" and then he got absolutely decked by this thresher shark, I mean, this thing sent him to the stratosphere in one swoop

idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it

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Hiya guys, welcome to my cooking tutorial. You will need: 1 cup of ants, easy bake oven :)

#ants #cooking #funny #:)

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Live action my little pony in the style of the cats musical

#my little pony #cats #cats the musical #cats the movie #would the horses have muzzles? #or would it be like a human face? #and which would be worst? #funny

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Poor fella can't get a break

A chair was lobbed at him

#residents evil #leon s kennedy #resident evil death island #chris redfield #hnngg im so excited for residan evl

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Eating a sandwich without the filling falling out is an art form I've not yet mastered :(

#i had avery good sandwich #sandwich #artform #snamwich #sarnie #sandwinch

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When you hear the word horse, which colour horse do you think of?