there will never be a day I’m not absolutely devastated by the fact that god cursed me with the tastebuds of the world’s whitest British colonizer. I sit here, yearning for all the world’s spices yet all the most spice I can tolerate is fucking beans on toast. I’m not even British.
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So in honor of TBB season 3 coming out tomorrow, and because I need to have something to laugh at or I’ll cry, I had my sister who’s never watched TBB or TCW guess the names/personalities of characters. I hope you find it as entertaining as I did.
Starting off strong with #1: Bruce—asshole
Next we have #2: Gus—chill, but kinda annoying
#3: Timothy—pompous guy
#4: Charles (“ew the elderly”)—serious guy
#5: George (“after Curious George, ‘cause he looks like a primate”)—nice but an idiot
#6: Max—dad of the group (I was surprised with how close she was)
#7: Gordon (“ew his face irritates me” girl they all have the same face)—officer/receptionist
#8: Buzz—space ranger
#9: Martha—southern mom
#10: Fred (“he looks nice”)—he’s a chill grandpa
#11: Sabrina (“I don’t like her hair”)—robot. My sister gave no further explanation
#12: Zeus—leader
#13: Evil McBabyface (“I despise this man he looks evil”)—I have no notes. I applaud her for 100% accuracy on this one
#14: Rhonda (“she’s my favorite I like her”)—scientist
#15: Cassidy (“actually she’s my favorite I love her”)—Cool wine aunt who commits tax evasion
And finally #16: Roz (“Wazowski, ya didn’t file your paperwork last night”)—also a jerk
That’s all folks! I wish you a happy heartbreak as we watch this new season!
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Who would win in a fight?
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Unexpected pick-up lines:
“Wow, are you an angel? Because you put the fear of God in me and my mortal mind cannot comprehend you 😏”
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Rant time: Genderfluidity/genderqueerness in media
Speaking as a nonbinary person, I LOVE seeing good non-cisgender representation. However, I have noticed a trend when it comes to canon/headcanon genderfluid characters. I’ve noticed that a lot of canonically gender-fluid characters are shapeshifters, and a lot of characters that are shapeshifters are headcanoned as genderfluid.
Don’t get me wrong, I don’t think that there’s anything gender-fluid shapeshifters, but I think the problem arises when either:
Shapeshifters are immediately labeled as gender-fluid just because they can change their biological sex
Genderfluid characters are only “valid” if they can change their sex on a whim
Not only does this discredit the experiences of many real genderfluid/flux people who are stuck in the bodies they have, and will almost always have moments of dysphoria because they *can’t* change their bodies to match their gender, but it also reinforces the idea that sex = gender (whether intentional or not).
Like I said before, I think gender-fluid shapeshifters are fine: AS LONG AS THEY ARE DONE WELL.
Instead of making them gender-fluid solely because they are a shapeshifter (or vise versa), have a character who has actively looked for ways to be able to change their body when they want (via magic, tech, or other means).
And on the flip side, make shapeshifter characters who have “fixed” genders, and may or may not choose to change their body for various reasons (I have a dnd character who’s an example of this. He’s a changeling who always identifies as a man, and he usually has neutral anatomy, but depending on the situation, he may choose to change his bio sex).
Anyways. Rant over. Lemme know if there are any other points/tags I should add to make this more coherent.
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mother please what do you think is going to happen?
9-year-old me: *wants to have sleepovers with my friends*
My mom: “okay, but only with your friends who are girls”
9-year-old me: “But y tho?”
Mom: “it’s not appropriate”
9-year-old me: *???*
Present-day me: “Hey mom can I have a sleepover with my friends?”
Mom: “Okay but only with your friends who are girls”
Me: “Mom I understand you are trying to keep me safe but do you honestly think anyone’s going to try to have sex with me at a sleepover? None of my friends would do that we literally just want to play video games and eat junk food”
Mom: “Idc I said no it’s inappropriate”
My aro/ace ass: *???*
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Sun Squad Lineup
I haven’t had a chance to draw all of Sun Squad (my squad of OC clones) yet, so all of the reference art for these characters was made using this picrew
Buzzer; he/they; squad leader; tired but supportive eldest sibling
Smokestack; they/she; Scout; pretty much the only one on the squad with a braincell
Nimbus; he/him; Jetpack trooper; smart-of-mouth, dumb-of-ass
Logs; they/them; Technician; near-perfect memory, keeps a log of everything, hence their name
Coney; he/him; Engineer; he’s a golden retriever boy; there’s no thoughts in those eyes, only unconditional brotherly love
Harper; he/him; Medic; perpetual worrier and complainer
Misfire; she/her; Standard trooper; blaster misfired as a cadet and shot Nimbus in the foot; now has very good aim
Scruff; he/him; Standard trooper; has a hard time growing facial hair, so he got scruff tattooed on his face; don’t mention that it’s fake he’ll get defensive
(This one was actually designed by my sister)
Specs; any pronouns; Standard trooper (specializes in extracting data); walking infomercial and grammar police
If anyone has questions about these guys lemme know!
(Credit to SWNBV’s picrew for the art)
(Disclaimer I have very little knowledge on clone squad positions so please don’t judge)
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So some not so great stuff was going on at my house and I’m pretty sure I was starting to dissociate (I’m not sure if that’s what it was; I was still aware but my head felt fuzzy and it was just overall not a fun), so I started just scratching/scribbling/whatever in my sketchbook and then some part of my D&D brain went: “y’know that kinda looks like a unicorn” and so I started making into a unicorn and then some other part of my brain said: “let’s make it a real fucked-up unicorn” and so I started turning my unicorn into an eldritch horror and I guess the idea of an eldritch horror unicorn was just captivating enough to pull me out of the dissociative (?) zone and back into the “mostly mentally/emotionally present” zone. So I guess the lesson is that if you’re feeling fucked; draw some lines and make it into something so horrific/stupid that you have to put all your energy mental power into it.
I mean. It’s weird but it works kinda. So. Yeah.
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