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brilliantlydimwitted · 15 hours
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I really hate one-sided stories. They make you look bad without even having the chance to explain yourself. To all the people who heard one-sided stories about me, I'm not gonna explain myself but I hope you at least give me the benefit of the doubt. Thank you.
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brilliantlydimwitted · 23 hours
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Don't get too attached. Remember what happened last time.
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There's always that one friend who has to go home early like Cinderella.
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Go ghost. Vibe and heel alone. Return on recognizable.
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I needed to do the laundry, but then I realized I was out of detergent. So, I went to write a shopping list and I realized how an organized junk drawer was, and started checking pens for ink. When I went to toss all the junk, I saw that the trash was full but before I took it out I wanted to get rid of old food in the fridge. That's when I realized a juice jug had lead so I needed to clean it up but when I went to grab a rag, I saw that the pantry closet was a nightmare so I started organizing it. And that's how I ended up on the floor looking at my old photo albums from 1990s and not doing laundry.
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A woman on twitter asked men to give women some relationship advice. The mic got dropped.
High value women are often blamed for the men that they attract, but come on now. EVERY GORGEOUS WOMAN knows that everyone loves honey and light.
Rather a man is good or bad, he's attracted to the light of a divine woman. But a woman must know how to choose HER KING. 👑
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Yes, I'm single. Yes, you can message me. And yes, I won't reply.
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I see a certain life for myself and I won't stop until I get it.
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You'll be amazed at what you attract after you start believing in what you deserve.
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Bleedin' me dry like a goddamn vampire
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Women often fall in love with the potential they see in someone. A woman who believes in you when you don't. She believes that you can live up to your abilities and that someday you'll change and be a better man for her.
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At the end every man regrets losing the woman who waited for him to get his shit together.
Maybe you are thinking, “She’ll wait for me. She’ll forgive my absence, the lonely nights and all the tears. She loves me and we will work it out again.”
Well, I am sorry to disappoint you but we women are not that stupid. Yes, maybe we are at the beginning, maybe we are naïve to believe that you will change and that’s why we give you many chances. Because we have faith in your potential. We believe that if we stay patient and deal with your shit then maybe you’ll get it together and choose to be with us in a real way.
However, when we are done dealing with your bullshit, we are really done! We won’t sacrifice our life waiting for you to figure out what you want and decide you want us! No. We are not idiots, you see. We love ourselves enough to not want to go through the pain and agony of waiting for someone who is not sure about us.
We need a man who is sure about us. Someone who will always choose us without the slightest doubt in his heart. We don’t only need this kind of love, we deserve it!
Because life’s not a romantic comedy where a woman falls in love with a man, he dumps her because he is too afraid of commitment and is trying to find whether the grass is greener on the other side, she cries and mourns the loss of him, and then out of nowhere he magically decides he loves her and comes back and they live happily ever after.
Sorry, but real women don’t fall for it. Yes, they will give you are chance or two, maybe three, but when they’ve had it enough – they are done and gone for real! And there is nothing you can say or do that will bring this woman back.
And it will be at that moment that you’ll realize what you’ve lost. You’ve lost a wonderful woman who was always there for you by your side. You’ve lost a true gem while you were busy collecting rhinestones. You’ve lost your soulmate, your best friend, your partner-in-crime. You’ve lost a woman who truly loved you.
And that is your ultimate loss.
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"Yes, I will block, remove, delete, subtract, withdraw, erase, expunge, eradicate ANYTHING that disturbs my peace with no regrets." — Kimberly Larocca
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“Before I was okay with whatever is given to me. I never ask for too much and I never actually ask questions. Then you came to me and I want to know why we can’t be together? Why can’t I have you every day like the others? Why can’t I hold on to you? Why can’t it be me instead?”
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