Ma brain: Dude, you should put something on the Tumblr
Me: Alright! what would i put?
Brain:
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me: *lifts up big rock*
all the bugs underneath it:
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Cardan most of TCP be like:
Day 1734,
Today I came to Jude with a very clever insult and then stares at her from afar. Gosh is so stunning and gorgeous...
I still do not think it is appropriate to ask her to marry me, but my projections are hopeful.
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WHAT ARE THOOOOSEE??!!
Locke: *gets down on one knee*
Taryn: omg it’s finally happening
Locke: *ties shoelaces*
Cardan, tearing up: he finally stopped wearing crocs!
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*Cardan and jude chattering in a coffeeshop*
Jude: I love you, sweetie
Cardan: I love you too, honey-bunny
Jude *stands up aggressively with a gun*: ALRIGHT EVERYBODY CALM DOWN THIS IS A ROBBERY!!
[Pulp Fiction´s Misirlou intensifies]
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Dockson: *looking at the blueprints of a noble house* Looks impresive, Kelsier. Will it fly?
Kelsier: Yes. If we fold it here...here...and here *makes a paper plane and throws it away*
Dockson: Nice.
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I may suffer from "anxiety" and "depression" but im still a "queen"
Kaladin Stormblessed.
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I put this in my other tumblr (narayphyrgar) when i was starting out, but i think it fits more here
So… I was watching Bigtop Burger and rereading Elantris…
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The Knights Radiant personality test is basically the Hogwarts House sorter except it tells you what kind of therapy you need.
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Patrick Rothfuss: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! YOU CANT WRITE SO MANY BOOKS PER YEAR!!!!!!!
BrandoSando: Haha, book machine go brrrrrr
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Some fantasy playlist for yo hart and yo sole
tHi! Soooo... i made some spotify playlists and want to share them with you handsome lads .///_///.
A Fantasy World Playlist
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5NFRCzq26HuyarN5V4bDwX?si=5f546f3b48ca44f9
I try to make this with more “fantastic adventure” vibes, like you are travel through forest in the beginning of a quest.
You Entered Tir Na NÓg
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3OUow7srnvZYIpgMjo4ciq?si=1350d02a7d3443ca
Ok, this one and the first have many songs in common, but im trying to make this more “fairycore”, maybe a little more ethereal or with that fae vibes, you know?
You are in a battle to save a fantasy world
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/44DSp13qjfgT17GZHF8jym?si=6f6e4e1589ad4503
This one...oh, this one... this is the one i beat when i need a sword and a horse for march in the name of Gondor. Have some good old power metal, the witcher soundtrack, Miracle of Sound songs (they are A-W-S-O-M-E), and Tolkien thematic songs.
Anyway, hope you enjoy them, I will keep updating and improving them, have some other playlist in my Spotify, but they are no fantasy related.
Ok, se ya :3
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Can we put in this tavern a Ladies Night...but for female orcs?
a dim and grim fantasy tavern but the drinks are very colourful and fruity with little umbrellas & curly straws
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I think by now one of the main themes of this tumblr has become very clear
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Whe need to gedou of here to simp some dwarfs
[This meme isn´t mine btw, credits to the intelectual lad that make it in reddit (i couldn´t find u sorry)]
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Maglor: This bitch empty Y E E T *throws that shiny pebble of misfortune and drama into the ocean*
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T H I S
Give Maglor An Electric Guitar You Cowards
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