Sonic: The moon is beautiful tonight
Shadow: It really is
Rouge: Should we tell them that’s a tortilla you threw at the window?
Knuckles: Please don’t.
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Shadow: [carrying all the groceries on both arms]
Sonic: [reaches out to help]
Shadow: [switches all groceries to one arm to hold Sonic’s hand]
Sonic: That’s not what I–Okay
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Dean: You’re basically just a baby in a trench coat
Castiel:
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Shadow: Bro this party is boring, let’s leave.
Sonic: Shadow, this is Eggmans funeral.
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Sonic: [gives Shadow a picture of himself]
Shadow: What’s this for?
Sonic: In case you forget how beautiful I am.
Shadow: [sighs] Sonic.
Sonic: Well you can give it back if–
Shadow: fUCK NO
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Shadow: Here for a long time, not a good time.
Sonic: I–Isn’t it ‘here for a good time, not a long time?’
Shadow: Does it look like I’m having a good time?
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Shadow: Hi, my name is Shadow, from Sonic the Hedgehog. And you’re watching Disney Channel.
Shadow: [draws a dick]
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Sonic: I know you just broke your leg, but can I borrow your crutches? My legs are tired.
Eggman: Actually, I kinda need these to wal–
Sonic: WOW. Ok be a whore then
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Priest: Do you take Shadow to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Sonic: I scooby–dooby do!
Shadow: I want a divorce.
Sonic: Fair.
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Sonic: When I look into your eyes. I always see something beautiful.
Shadow: And what’s that?
Sonic: My reflection.
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Sonic: Shadow! If you were an ice cream flavor, what would ya be?
Shadow: Chocolate.
Sonic: Really?! I think I’d be—
Shadow: I hate chocolate.
Sonic: ...
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Shadow having a traumatic experience:
Can’t with this cutscene. Shadow is having this deeply serious emotional moment of regaining his memory of when he died, integral to his character arc, something pretty awful to remember. And then Sonic just fucking walks in and starts laughing and yelling in his face and shit like “you ready to fucking party bro?” Like dude you are so unhinged, please read the damn room and be normal.
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Shadow: I poured Red Bull into my coffee and now I smell colors.
Sonic: There is no way that is safe.
Shadow: Who said I thought it was safe?
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