bigtittydemonwife

[bigtittydemonwife]

❝The Halloween party massacre❞

⤷ Summary: Toby takes a liking to you and decides he doesn't want you dead

a/n: originally this was meant to be a scenario with multiple pastas but I made Toby's so long I got into it and decided to make it a standalone thing

Tw: descriptions of violence and injuries

October 31st, 11:30pm

It was Halloween night and you were at a friend's house, she was holding a big party to celebrate her birthday. At first you thought it sounded really fun but now that you were here, blaring lights in your eyes, music pounding in your ears surrounded by a bunch of drunk people dancing you really felt like just going home and watching a scary movie while eating some candy.

You put your cup down and turned to look for the exit when someone caught your eye. A boy you hadn't seen before was leaning against the wall by the door, just looking at the people trying to ignore Chad talking to him. He looked obviously uncomfortable and cracking his neck more often than a normal person would, you decided why not.

You walked over to the guy, ignoring Chad you smiled at him.

"Hell of a party right? I like your costume!"

Chad laughed and put his arm around your shoulders making you cringe, he smelled like alcohol and b.o.

"Heyyyyyyy (y/n!!" He drawled, obviously too drunk to control his volume. "Look at him! He's like...twitching? Is he having a seizure?? OH NO DO I NEED TO CALL THE AMBULENCE? IM DYSLEXIC I CANT"

You covered your ears and sighed, stifling a laugh at his antics, "I'm sure he's fine Chad, now why don't you join Kat on the dance floor?" You guestered over to his girlfriend who was doing a drunken rendition of Rasputin.

As he left you turned back to the guy, "Are you okay? I don't wanna be rude but do you need anything?"

He looked at you, then shook his head, then his shoulders. You didn't want to be to loud but it was kinda hard to hear over the music

"I really like your costume!" You had no idea who he was supposed to be but he looked cool, plus his hatchets looked so real.

He smiled at you...you think. When he spoke his voice was muffled and raspy.

"Thanks, I like yours! I really like the Halloween movies"

"Nice, Have you seen the new one yet?"

He nodded, "Yeah, uh, I, I had mixed feelings"

"I know right? I liked it but it didn't really feel like a Halloween movie"

"movie" He echoed in the same tone, to which you nodded

"Yeah, like it was supposed to be Micheals last movie and homie was barely in it"

He nodded, before cracking his neck again and you decided just not to bring it up.

"Do you have a favourite scary movie?" You asked him

He hummed, "I like The Thing, I uh.....like aliens" he trailed off and you gasped in excitement

"Holy shit me too! Aliens are so interesting! And it would be dumb to think we're the only living things in the universe right?"

"Right!" He nodded, this time you were much more confident in your belief he was smiling.

"Oh sorry I didn't even introduce myself!" You realised you still didn't know his name, "I'm (y/n), it's nice to meetcha!"

He hiccupped, or maybe squeaked, "I'm Toby"

You smiled once more, and you opened your mouth to ask his number, when out of nowhere you heard a scream, and saw your friend Abby running up the stairs to her bedroom, tears running down her face.

"Oh shit" you cursed before turning to Toby "I'm so sorry I really need to go check on my friend, I'll catch up with you afterwards!" You didn't give him a chance to say anything before you ran after her.

You and another friend Iris tried to open her bedroom door, it was locked, you knocked.

"Hey girl open the door before I kick it down"

With a click the door unlocked and Abby ran back to her bed, shoving her face into her pillow

"What's wrong?" You sat next to her, she started to speak but she was doing that type of crying where you cry so hard you have to gasp for air so you hugged her, "calm down," Iris spoke softly "tell us when you're ready"

She cried into your shoulder for a bit while Iris rubbed her back

"Hey I know this is a really emotional moment for you but I gotta ask where did you get that eyeliner? It hasn't smudged a bit"

She sniffed and wiped her eyes "It's sharpie"

"Oh," you nodded which made her giggle

"Fuck don't make me laugh I'm supposed to be sad"

"Right sorry, you wanna talk about it now?"

She sniffed and wiped her eyes before showing you her phone, photos upon photos of her girlfriend, texting and kissing a man and the texts were.....explicit.

You and Iris looked at each other before frowning

"I'm gonna kill her"

Abby laughed again, but this one sounded more bitter, "don't"

"Seriously Abs, why the fuck would she cheat on you on your birthday? Fuck why would she cheat on you PERIOD?"

She choked and wiped her nose, "she, she said she didn't want t-to lie to me anymore, that she was in, in love with him, she even told me I was being dramatic! Apparently half of our group already knew!!"

"What?!"

Okay, that was it, you looked at Iris "Can you stay up here with her for a second"

She nodded "Break her nose for me"

"I'm not just gonna break her nose, I'm gonna fucking kill her"

You shut the door behind, walking down stairs with the new purpose of beating a hoes ass, as you descended the stairs you heard a scream, then another.

You walked into the living room expecting something crazy to be going on, and to be fair, something was.

Abbys girlfriend lay in a pool of blood by the punch bowl, a large amount of holes in her stomach leaking blood into the wooden floor. The knife still sticking out of her stomach. You froze, your legs seemed to be stuck to the floor and you took in the sight, when the smell of metal and Raspberry hit you your eyes watered and your throat burned, you were gonna throw up.

A loud bang and scream finally seemed to catch all the drunken kids attention that something was wrong, thats when all hell broken loose, people ran left and right and you saw a tall pale man come out from the room next door, he apathetically yanked the knife out of her body before turning to you. His dark eyes lit up as his already wide smile seemed to crawl further up his face.

Your body screamed at you, and you bolted, he followed soon after running into the kitchen you grapped the first thing you could see, a bottle of windex, having no time to think you sprayed it in his eyes and you ran.

You ran to the front door, it was chained shut. You cursed under your breath and ran upstairs.

Running up to Abbys room you pulled the door open and tried to shut it quickly but still quietly, you locked it behind you while Iris and Abby looked at you confused.

"Can she fight?" Iris asked "Or did she bring her cuzzies around cause I'll beat they ass too" she said as you caught your breath.

You hushed them, turning off the lights and barracading the door,

"What's wrong?" Abby whispered to you, you grabbed them both and shoved them into the closet, a place they both knew well. Pulling clothes on top of them you shushed them both

"Someone's in your house" you whispered and the colour left Abbys face "Someone's," you paused unsure of how to explain "Someone's dead, and he's got a knife" Iris grabbed Abby as Abby let out a sob. "Call 911" you whispered before shutting them in.

You looked at the window, and as you suspected, it was too high up with bottles and cups waiting for you at the bottom, not a soft landing. The door behind you started thudding, leaving you no choice but to dive under the bed like a basic bitch.

The door banged, whoever was behind that door really wanted to come in, you heard something crack and silent tears started to role down your cheeks as the terror started to sink into your gut that this may be the day you day. You clenched your eyes shut and tried to control your breathing, comforting yourself by trying to delude yourself into believing that you were the final girl (I'm using the troupe by its name here but it is not meant to specify gender).

Suddenly the banging stopped and you opened your eyes. You paused, peaking out from under the bed when you heard a creak from behind you that made your blood run cold.

'The crazy bastard climbed though the window!' You thought, then you realised, you'd never heard the guy by the doors footsteps, meaning....

There was someone else.

You wanted to scream, to yell, to run far away. But all you could do was freeze, scared to move, scared to breath as you watched as the intruders shoes.

He walked over to the door, strangely not choosing to remove the barricade, and instead he walked towards the bed. You're stomach dropped.

'No, no, no , no, no' You begged any creature that would listen tjat he wouldn't look, but you knew he'd be stupid not to. You held your breath, when you saw the closet door slowly open and Abby and Iris sneak out slowly, Abby carrying her Hello Kitty bat and Iris holding her pocket-knife.

'No, no, no, no" You tried to silently will them both back into the closet (as their family did many times) when suddently the man dropped onto his knees and peaked under the bed. The world frooze.

"Toby?" If he hadnt have tilted his head in response you wouldnt even have know youd spoken out loud, and he froze. Untill a loud sound and him nearly falling over let you know they had both had indeed whacked the man - Toby, upside the head.

You crawled out from under the bed as he slowly turned to her, rubbing his head as he cracked his neck.

"That wasn't very nice" Abby took a step back and stumbled over a misplaced shoe landing on her ass. Iris stood in front of her, still holding the knife. Sirens could be heard in the distance as you rifled though Abbys drawers to look for anything useful.

You couldn't manage to find anything, you turned back to your friends desperately, Toby took another hit from Iris, looking at her before pulling the knife out emotionlessly and throwing it aside he shoved her aside and knelt down next to Abby, whispering something in her ear before running to the window and jumping away, landing on the bottles before running into the woods.

The sirens were outside now, you ran to your friends, holding each other as you all cried you looked at Abby,

"What did he say to you?"

Tears fell down her face and you couldn't tell if it was from fear, trauma or relief since you could hear the cops downstairs.

"Happy Birthday"

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[bigtittydemonwife]

❝GUIDE❞

(I'm gonna make a masterlist later as there's three years worth of writing on here)

❝Rules❞

⤷ No incest

⤷ No werid kinks (eg: w@tersports)

⤷ No character x Character

⤷ No Ddlg / D@ddy shit

⤷ I will never write Offenderman

⤷ If you enter my inbox with the word cunny I will steal your toes

⤷ Sally will only EVER be platonic or familial

#cp #creepypasta #creepypasta imagines #cp imagines #masterlist #guidelines #rules

[bigtittydemonwife]

❝The pastas heights❞

a/n: these are purely headcanons

⤷ Includes: Jeff, Jane, Toby, Eyeless Jack, Laughing Jack, Ben Drowned, Homicidal Liu / Sully, Hoodie, Masky, The Slender Brothers (Minus O*****erman)

❝Jeff❞

⤷ 5'10 but he lies and tells everyone he's 6'0

❝Jane❞

⤷ Actually 6'0

❝Toby❞

⤷ 6'2

❝Eyeless Jack❞

⤷ 6'6

❝Laughing Jack❞

⤷ 7'8

❝Ben Drowned❞

⤷ 5'3

❝Homcidial Liu / Sully❞

⤷ 6'3

❝Hoodie❞

⤷ 5'11

❝Masky❞

⤷ 6'1

❝Bloody Painter❞

⤷ 6'5

❝Slenderman❞

⤷ 9'0

❝Splendorman❞

⤷ 8'2

❝Trenderman❞

⤷ 8'8

#cp #creepypasta #creepypasta imagines #cp imagines #jeff the killer #ticci toby #jane the killer #homicidial liu #ben drowned #laughing jack #eyeless jack #slenderman #trenderman #splendorman #Hoodie #Masky #Marble Hornets #imagines #x reader

[bigtittydemonwife]

❝The creepypastas with a s/o similair to horror movie slashers!❞

⤷ Part one: Micheal Myers

⤷ Includes: Jeff, Jane, Toby, EJ, LJ, Masky, Hoodie, Liu / Sully

⤷ a/n: this was so hard to write since Micheal is yknow....Micheal, so the reader isn't 100% like him, just similair

❝Jeff❞

⤷ At first he finds you annoying, but that's just cause you remind him of how immature he is

⤷ When you first meet he trys to stab you cause he's in a silly goofy mood and you just grab his hand and lift him in the air with ease before slamming him into the ground

⤷ He's kinda jealous of your strength at first so he decides to do as every annoying teen boy does when they have a crush and teases you

⤷ You mostly ignore him which pisses him off even more but then he finds your weakness - your mask

⤷ He steals it one day at ends it in EJs office explaining why his ribs are bruised and to Slenderman why his door is broken down

⤷ You two are errily similair but so different

⤷ He really enjoys going on missions with you seeing how ruthless you can be

⤷ He actually really likes spending time with you, he mostly fills the silence talking about random stuff but if you do talk he'll act shocked and be a dick but he really doesn't mind

❝Jane❞

⤷ She absolutely loves you

⤷ She had mixed feelings about you at first because she thought you'd be like Jeff but she was presently surprised

⤷ Shes the only person you really trust to not wear your mask around, she treats it like an honour, she's very respectful and will beat someone up if they steal your mask

⤷ She doesn't try and force you to talk like most people which you enjoy

⤷ She never pushes past your boundrys and respects it when you need alone time

⤷ She loves to cradle your face, she's one of the only people you'll let touch you

⤷ She understands you without you needing to talk, she can read your body language like a book and always acts like your personal translator

❝Toby❞

⤷ Actually really respectful, while he kinda annoyed you at first you started to find it charming after a while

⤷ He really likes your mask, and loves to do paper mache with you

⤷You 🤝 Toby

Loving Halloween

⤷ He's another great mission partner, while he can be aloof at times he's a great partner and works well with you

⤷ He loves how strong you are, please pick him up and throw him over your shoulder please

⤷ Toby and a partner taller than him >>>

⤷ He really likes your mask, so he never really sees it as a big deal that you wear it, he never trys to force you to speak or take it off

⤷ He actually doesn't notice when you take it off at first, he just walks in your room and talks to you like he always does like"Hey darling you'll never guess what happened! I was on a mission with Jeff and one of the victims was one of those tumblr girls and she sprayed windex in his - holy shit"

❝Eyeless Jack❞

⤷ Mask buddies!

⤷ You're a medical wonder to him, you've been shot six times, set on fire twice, stabbed five times and thrown off a building and you're standing there like it's nothing

⤷ How you're still alive is a mystery to him

⤷ You come home one night dripping blood onto the lino floor of the kitchen, bleeding from bullet and stab wounds pulling a drink out of the fridge and EJ just stares at you

⤷ He trys to convince you you need help with your injuries but you just shrug and go on with your day

⤷ He really likes your strength, since he has demon strength and you're the shape so your strength cancels the others out

⤷ You two on missions? Dream team, the shape and the demon anyone who you are after stand no chance of surviving

⤷ You don't ever have to take off your mask around him, he does not care what you look like (none of them do tbh but Jack really has no preference when it comes to looks)

❝Laughing Jack❞

⤷ Honestly you two are kinda great together

⤷ He's the sun you're the moon

⤷ He really likes your dynamic, you're so strong and quiet and he's strong and loud

⤷ Another person who does not care if you talk or not, I don't know if he can read your thoughts but you'd believe it if he could with how well he knows what you're thinking

⤷ Another Halloween enjoyer

⤷ You two both have the biggest sweet tooth, you both share and swap candy

⤷ At first he really didn't notice you're wearing a mask, he's not dumb just so many cps don't look human he can't tell sometimes

⤷ In fact he only figured it was a mask when you pulled the top half off to eat something and he had a mini stroke

⤷ His face was literally this

❝Masky❞

⤷ Twins frfr

⤷ A cold, strong killer who always wears a mask and has a sweet tooth?

⤷ When you two first meet, you tilt your head left, then he tilts his right, you tilt right, he tilts left, everyone watching has no idea what's happening but find it very entertaining

⤷ At first you two don't really talk to each other

⤷ One night you sneak into LJs room to steal some candy and you walk past Masky stealing food from the kitchen, you two stare at each other for moment, before you both walk separate ways

⤷ Jeff: What do you mean you two don't hangout?? You're exactly alike!

Masky and (y/n) *both eating Sweets while blanky staring at him*

⤷ Once again mission buddies, you two don't talk much but are another powerhouse,

⤷ After you lift a grown man up with one hand and pin him onto a wall with a knife he's glad he's wearing a mask cause you got him flustered

⤷ Yeah he loves your strength alot, he acts all high and mighty but he loves that you can put him in his place easily

❝Hoodie❞

⤷ Another twin

⤷ Except he sees the similarity right away

⤷ You both enjoy each other's company alot since you both don't force each other to talk

⤷ It's like parallel play, you both do your own thing in each other's company

⤷ You two both really like going on missions together, you can really trust each other to have each other's back

⤷ You both like to spar sometimes, he's not all that shocked by your strength but he really enjoys not having to hold back in a fight

⤷ Another person who doesn't care about your mask, if you don't mind his he doesn't mind yours

⤷ You both can understand each other perfectly without talking

❝Liu / Sully❞

⤷ Liu honestly doesn't know what to think about you at first

⤷ He changes his mind when you're both outside EJs office waiting for some help

⤷ It's silent as he trys to stitch up his wound by himself, before you silently walk over and stitch up his wound, hand him an apple and walk inside

⤷ He gets really excited when you don't wear your mask around him because it means you trust him

⤷ He likes to lie next to you to rest, no need for talking

⤷ He feels so close to you and your bond was built with no talking

⤷ Sully steals your mask sometimes to be an asshole but that's just cause he really enjoys it when you man handle him (not that he will ever admit)

⤷ Sully really likes to tease you despite your lack of reaction, he'll ask you a question and when you don't respond he'll be like "hmm what was that?" Then you tilt your head and walk away

⤷ Another one who likes to spar with you,

⤷ Don't think he'll stop messing with you on missions, you two would be unstoppable if he didn't let victims get away to see how you catch them

#cp #creepypasta #creepypasta imagines #cp imagines #jeff the killer #ticci toby #jane the killer #eyeless jack #laughing jack #Homcidial Liu #sully woods #Hoodie #Masky #imagines #x reader #slasher

[bigtittydemonwife]

❝Honey-stained❞

tumblr fucked up and unsaved this before i was done and I was ready to commit murder 

no spell check we die like men, also I changed the Au from Forest Goddess to Forest God so it was more gender neutral

Forest god (Y/n) x Ticci Toby For the proper experience listen to hozier while reading 

Religion is a complicated thing. It’s spread out worldwide different in cultures and beliefs but its all humanity putting their faith into a deity they want to worship.

Amaterasu Ōmika, the Japanese goddess of the sun.

Saraswati, the Hindu goddess of knowledge, music, art.

Perun (Cyrillic: Перýн) is the highest god of the pantheon and the god of sky.

Anpu, Ancient Egyptian god of the dead.

Tāne-mahuta, Māori god of the forests and birds. 

Apollo, the Greek god of the sun.

Some gods you’ve probably heard before, some you haven’t. 

With time comes progress, and with progress comes change. 

and sometimes with change things can be left behind, gods have been alive longer than the oldest man on earth's great great grandfather's grandfather. They can be forgotten, but they never really leave. 

Gods are ancient and powerful, but there's a name. a name well-forgotten now that when spoken could bring some of the oldest gods to their knees. 

A name that was told in tales by knights to princes. A name that was found in storybooks with dragons. A name that could be heard in all the bards songs in the most crowed taverns. 

In those days the name was known as Eden, but even further back, a old name could be found, a name originated from the gods lips themselves. 

(Y/n).

(Y/n), though long-forgotten now was known back then as one of the most benevolent gods, 

Originally (Y/n) was the god of nature, spirits, animals, peace, balance, harmony and vitality they were mostly known as the god of the forest. 

as it is well unknown what culture (Y/n) originated from it is believed their influence was not carried by culture, but instead by memory. In the olden days it was said if you prayed to the god at one of their shrines your crops and plants would flourish, and it was said if you left an offering of agate your prayers would be met with fortune, and it was even rumoured among travelver if they traveled with agate around their neck, especially in the gods favourite colour- green, they would be protected in long journeys. 

Although (Y/n) is mostly forgotten now, their memory lives on. 

It lives in the bones of the decomposing animals. It lives in the roots in the oldest oak. It lives in the sweet breeze that shakes the trees with respect. It lives in the fog on the mountains on cold winter mornings. In the morning dew that covers the grass.

It is unknown how (Y/n) ended up in the mansion, and most people would prefer to keep it that way. they are considered eccentric by some, but more-so are considered beautiful by the elegant aura that follows them where they go. It could only be described by the feeling you get when you look up to the top of the tallest and oldest tree in the forest and realise if it could talk how wise it would be. 

Though (Y/n) has many friends, Ej, Jane, Masky, Hoodie and Helen to name  few, One of the biggest mysteries is how (Y/n) fell in love with Toby. 

Powerful god (Y/n) got themselves a dirt eating boyfriend. 

Toby loves nature....but in different ways, for example, eating bark, climbing tall trees and killing polluters. 

It is whispered among the seedlings that Toby always has agate and is even rumoured to be protected by the fae. 

(Y/n) loves to spend time in the forest with Toby, especially in meadows and fields. There's something intimate about the love that blooms like a flower. And when it comes to intimacy is when Toby thinks of you.his mind is on you all the time, your like a sweet summer song that calls out from the trees and twists around the branches, it calls out to him. a love song written with honey and berries stained in blood, a love song written just for him.  a love song that fills his ears and wraps around his brain.

As you lay on the grass with your head on his chest you wondered how one man could make you feel so mortal, you’d lived for millions of years and never would you have guessed how real love could feel, How you could grow mountains from nothing but have your heart race at the thought of someone's touch. 

You turned to look at him, resting on your left side.

“Love should make you feel like a king, instead I feel like a mortal”

He smiled, a true happy smile staring at you with love in his eyes 

“no one could ever make me feel like a king because I don't want them too” He spoke “I don't need to be a king  above everyone else when I can be human, flesh and whole. I don't need a kingdom to be on their knees for me because all I ever want is to be on my knees for you. If you told me to walk I'd walk, if you told me to crawl I'd crawl. I’d crawl for a thousand hot summer nights bloody and bare across the honey stained grass if it meant I could come home stained in honey to you”

The sun peeked it rays though the thick leaves of the tree above you and shined on his face, it illuminated him, and despite what he said in that moment he looked more godly to you then any other deity you’d met. 

When you looked at him you saw the sun, and in the moment you finally understood Icarus.

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[bigtittydemonwife]

Life in the Slender mansion with a serial killer harem Part One Feat: EJ, Jeff, Jane

a/n: Guess who's back bitches

I had a mental breakdown, got kidnapped by jeff, lived that (y/n) life, cleaned my room at 3am, stayed in my bed for a week while binge watching the same two minecraft youtubers, dyed my hair red and came back swinging.

this is simply self indulgent crack living that mAiN ChArAcTer MaRy SuE (Y/n) life which also borders on yandere

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Living day to day in a place like the slender mansion can be strange to say the least, on the worst day it's lying in bed staring at the ceiling to a Courage The Cowardly Dog episode that been playing on repeat for an hour that you can't be bothered to change while disassociating so hard your ceiling doesn't even look like a ceiling and you can't remember how words work or what colors exists anymore.

and on the good ones you can look at something that looks like a lovecraftian horror and tentacle hentai had a child standing in the living room yelling at a teenage boy who looks like he listens to my chemical romance close to stabbing each other to death and you just gotta say whack and go back to making burnt toast.

It's odd to say the least, but at least the company isn't all that bad. at least to you.

To start off there's Jack.

Eyeless Jack to be precise but you always just called him Jack, after all if you lost your legs you were 100% sure you would not want to be called Legless (Y/n), like, way to rub salt in the wound how about I call you fatherless Jeff would you like that? No? I didn't think so.

Anyway, Jack is probably the one with the closet connection to his humanity despite being arguable on of the ones furthest from it when it comes to blood, at least on his good days.

Jack still puts his knowledge of medicine to good use and became the doctor of sorts to the mansion, if you we're injured weather it was a sore stomach or broken ribs Jack knew how to treat you, the extent of how he helped you depended on how much he liked you on a scale of one to ten.

Anything from a 1 to a 3 means a quick run though of help and what to you and helped back to your room if he had too, other than that unless you came back to him he was officially done,

a 4 to a 6 he puts more work into it, while he may not be super nice he won't be rude, he'll have a softer touch when he treats you and will stop by every now and then to check on you.

a 7 to a 10 is very unlikely, this Jack cares a lot for that person and will do anything sort of healing them himself and monitoring their health constantly.

On this scale you are an 11, if Jack isn't forcing you to stay in his office until you get better he's almost always in your room checking in on you like a mother hen, but it's not awful, after all if your injured and lonely Jack is very charming and an amazing conversationalist, you've found he's not only book smart but socially and morally smart. the conversations you've had been with have been some of your most interesting and enlightening.

Then on the opposite border of this is Jeff, Jeff is....if a cat became a person. He's not a good person, morally speaking no one in the mansion is, but Jeff is the easiest to villainize due to his already menacing and disrespectful attitude, but despite this Jeff isn't always like this.

Sure he's a cocky jerk with the attitude of a angsty teenage boy but that's to be expected, and Jeff isn't completely mean all the time, he just shows his emotions differently than most people.

for example, Jeff prefurs a teasing quip to a compliment most of the time, or a headpat to a hug but he's very protective, He's like a flea covered stray cat you find in the alley and bring into your house, it hisses and scratches but if another cat tries to sleep on your bed a genocide is being committed.

Jeff at day is a different person at night, the comfort of the darkness can bring out a difference in everyone. The loneliness of the night tends to remind Jeff of the similarities in himself. No matter what, there's a rule, Never bring up what Jeff says at night during the day.

Then there's Jane. beautiful women, goddess among mortals. Jane is naturally a very kind person, especially to people she cares about, Jane is less possessive at least noticeable so, since she really sees you as a friend she can't bare to do anything that would hurt your feelings or make you feel bad.

Jane morally sees things as black and white, good or evil, to her there really is no between, and even if she had to turn evil to herself and her morals she saw it as a lesser evil if it was taking down someone worse. Which means she sees you as good, it doesn't matter what you do to her you're an angel who can do no wrong. She truly loves who you are as a person no matter what you look like or choose to be,

Love can make you blind and in Janes case love pulled a Rika scratched her eyes out gave her glasses with no lenses and said "try"

#cp #creepypasta #creepypasta x reader #creepypasta fanfic #crepypasta imagines #jeff the killer #jeff the killer imagines #Jeff the killer x reader #eyeless jack #eyeless jack x reader #eyeless jack imagines #jane the killer #jane the killer x reader #jane the killer imagines #scenarios #cp x reader #creepypasta scenarios #cp scenarios

[bigtittydemonwife]

Fuck your zodiac sign tell me do you sing the part of Achilles comes down that tells him to come off the roof or to jump off?

#Achilles #achillestendonitis #Achilles comes down #the triumph of achilles #Zodiac #fuck your zodiac sign

[bigtittydemonwife]

(y/n): To get it off my chest

(y/n): you’re the person I can trust the most

Masky *whose stuck in the five stages of grief cycle without the last step* : Ye bahookie  ye bahookie  ye bahookie  ye bahookie  ye pumpin' bahookie  ah roar in yer coupon ye bahookie 

#cp #creepypasta #creepypasta incorrect quotes #Masky #Masky Imagines #Masky x Reader #(y/n) #Marble Hornets #marble hornets incorrect quotes #x reader #imagines #Tim #Scenarios #Sorce: Me

[bigtittydemonwife]

Eyeless Jack: My partner must be of the utmost logical mind and-

Disaster Bi! (Y/N): [Trips over a plant and apologizes to it]

Eyeless Jack: -I want that one.

#basically how this au goes #cp #creepypasta #creepypasta imagines #Eyeless Jack #creepypasta incorrect quotes #Disaster Bi! (Y/N) #headcanons #x reader #imagines #x (y/n)

[bigtittydemonwife]

Things that make the creepypasta boys fall in love

Ticci Toby: Play with his hair, sing to him, take naps with him, cook ad food with him, watch animated movies, trace his fingers while holding hands, inside jokes, explore the forest with him, stupid nicknames

Eyeless Jack: Slow dance with him, stargaze, sit in the rain, let him read to you, run your fingers through his hair, calling him pretty and meaning it, feeling like home, comforting hugs,

Jeff The Killer: Late night food runs, dark jokes, teasing, playing with your hair, doing each others nails, comforting vibes, the ability to be vulnerable,

Laughing Jack: Non Stop laughter, impromptu plans, dancing, listening to music, watching cartoons, sharing candy, piggyback rides,

Bloody Painter: Spending time together doing your own thing, being his muse, linked fingers, give him art supplies, call him pretty, talk to him about his passions, give him space, but make him feel comfortable, be genuine

Masky: give him space, don't push his boundaries, call him out on his bullshit, be kind but don't let people push you around, listening to your heartbeat, comfortable silence,

Hoodie: listen to what he has to say, don't be fake, be kind, don't force him to talk, talk to him, don't treat him like an outcast, don't him to be around you

Liu: be empathetic, treat him kindly, make an effort to get to know him, talk to him, listen to his stories, exploring the woods, hold his hand, show him music or books that remind you of him

Sully: be confident in yourself, when he's snarky be snarky back, banter with him, tend to his injuries, mean nicknames, bullying each other but no one else can

Ben: play games with him/ show interest, be an egirl, bring junk food, have movie nights with him, send him memes at 3am, make him a playlist of songs that make you think of him, listen to music with him, put your minecraft bed next to his <3

#cp #creepypasta #crepypasta x reader #creepypasta headcanons #Creepypasta imagines #Ticci Toby #Masky #Hoodie #Eyeless Jack #Laughing Jack #Ben Drowned #Homicidial Liu #Imagines #x reader #Bloody Painter #Jeff The Killer #headcanons #x (y/n)

[bigtittydemonwife]

"NOT A WORD DONT GIVE A SHIT ALL WORDS ARE MADE UP

Me, editing a cp fanfic at 3 am 

#cp #creepypasta #writer #writer problems #fanfiction #creepypasta imagines

[bigtittydemonwife]

How the creepypasta boys ask for a hug

Ben: “cuddle me >:(” over text, in real life you know he wants a hug because he’s hugging you 

Jeff the Killer: “Oi Bastard give me affection”

Ticci Toby: either just clings to you but acts like nothing’s happening or stupidly hints at it “I’m cold” “I was never given affection as a kid”

Liu: the most emotionally mature if not for Jack, either straight up says it or just hugs you

Sully: like Liu (besides the emotionally mature part) he’ll hug you but instead of being gentle he’ll pick you up (don’t matter how tall or thicc you are he’s a strong boi) hold you like simba, he doesn’t ask he just takes 

Eyeless Jack: He’s very shy when it comes for asking for anything especially affection, you can usually tell when he wants one he’ll be more quiet, hover behind you, lingering touches, things like that

Laughing Jack: Just straight up says it “Give me a hug Dollface!” or jumps at you and picks you up spinning you around 

Masky: oh if you think this man is asking for anything you are wrong, he’ll hug you but make up excuses “you looked cold” “I’m tired” 

Hoodie: he doesn't usually like to ask but he’s not as stubborn as Tim “Hold me” Simple but sweet, 

Slenderman: Does not say anything, I doubt he wants hugs, he gets enough of that for Splendor 

Splendorman: “(y/n)! Come here!” / “(y/n) come here I’ve got something cool to show you!”

#cp #creepypasta #Creepypasta x reader #creepypasta imagines #Ben drowned #Jeff the Killer #Ticci Toby #Liu Woods #Sully Woods #Eyeless Jack #Laughing Jack #Slenderman #Splendorman #Ticci Toby x Reader #Ben drowned x reader #Liu woods x reader #Jeff the Killer x reader #laughing jack x reader #eyeless jack x reader #Splendorman x reader #sully woods x reader #imagines #fanfiction #headcanons #Marble Hornets #Marble Hornets x Reader #Marble Hornets imagines #Hoodie x Reader #Masky x Reader #tim sutton x reader

[bigtittydemonwife]

Jane: I have the worst exes here

Nina: No way, I do 

(Y/N): I banged LJ and he’s still not the biggest clown I’ve fucked 

#creepypasta #cp #creepypasta incorrect quotes #Creepypasta imagines #LJ #Laughing Jack #Laughing Jack Imagines #Jane The Killer #Jane the Killer Imagines #nina the killer #nina the killer imagines #cp imagines

[bigtittydemonwife]

Liu/Sully with a Hiyakasudere crush

sequel to this one: Jeff the Killer with a crush whose mean to people she likes 

Hiyakasudere: Much like a tsundere they tease their crush but unlike tsunderes they aren’t mean or brash to their crush, much preferring playful teasing and flirting 

Character examples of this are: Miss Nagatoro

Sully/Liu 

First off all, if you tease Sully you’re lucky you’re not dead

Not because he hates teasing, well,, kinda

He actually enjoys it quite a lot and WILL tease you back he’s just got major anger issues and flips on a dime 

so it’s not really you he’s mad at just his emotions being bottled up too long mixed with his unresolved trauma he just needs to be angry at something 

and you’re the thing he holds most emotion towards

But since your a proxy he’s probably tried to stab you before and you rocked his shit

as long as you didn’t kill each other it was allowed 

In fact it’ll actually be you defending yourself that makes him like you even more

He enjoys the flirty teasing a lot and will return it

He’ll especially enjoy the cocky smirks you give him 

Liu actually enjoys it as well but instead of mean teasing his comes off much more as chill and actually can be seen as flirting (unlike sully who just roasts you) 

He’s also easier to fluster than Sully but is amazing at playing it off as nothing big 

He also really enjoys your teasing and smirks and finds them very cute 

He’s also more likely to make you blush back in response as while his teasing is chill he’s actually quite good at flirting when he’s no trying to hard

Seeing your cheeks go red as you go speechless will never leave his head 

He sees it as his greatest accomplishment 

and Sully will not rest until he gets the same response

It can get tiring at times

But hey you signed up for this witty relationship banter with these two idiots so technically you’ve got no one to blame but yourself

Literally everyone in the mansion wants the two of you to get together 

#cp #creepypasta #creepypasta headcanon #Creepypasta imagines #Creepypasta x reader #cp imagines #cp headcanons #cp x reader #homicidial liu x reader #homicidial liu imagines #Sully imagines #Sully x Reader #Hiyakasudere (y/n) #homicidal liu headcanons

[bigtittydemonwife]

Get you friends who know you four of mine sent me the same crocodile video on insta last night because they knew I liked them

#crocodiles #friendship #two werid tags #sounds like an anime #friendship goals #? #ig #I can’t tag shit

[bigtittydemonwife]

OKAY THATS IT I OFFICIALLY ADORE YOU

I DON’T KNOW WHAT I DID BUT I APPRECIATE IT THANK YOU

#not a cp post #I’m too lazy to tag shit #me

[bigtittydemonwife]

The pasta’s love language Part 1

Jeff The Killer 

Protectiveness

 this is the most obviously way the bastard man lets you know he cares about you 

Behind the asshole tsundere attitude and I-don’t-give-a-fuck attitude about life lays another smaller asshole and buried deep under that lays the small boy that picked a fight with three bullies to protect his loving brother

Weather it’s him decking o**enderman for being creepy or saving you from a tricky last victim it seems Jeff always knows when your in trouble 

So low-key about it you never really notice his eyes on you until you’re being helped, and even then you never notice how they never leave

Jeff is like a dog, but not the loving wagging tail dog, the asshole that stands on your feet with his sharp claws, rips open your pillows and terrorises the mailman so much your mail is delivered by drone.

but he is also the dog that late at night sneaks onto your bed and whenever there’s someone strange approaching you on the street at night stands in front of you and bares his teeth 

Physical Touch 

Jeff’s love isn’t soft

Jeff’s love is as rough as he is 

Jeff’s touch is soft head-pats after you put someone in their place 

His touch is high fives after a successful mission where your hands linger together

His touch is quick side hugs before he goes off to go do something stupid 

Cheeky neck kisses in front of others to make you flustered 

fingers running though your hair or down your sides whenever he gets bored 

easiest way to get cuddled by this man? after a mission when he’s too tired to act like a tsundere  

Jeff is funnily like a cat in this regards, his cuddles are fun but he has to want to, otherwise it’s deemed as unnecessary

Defensiveness

Jeff isn’t a rational man 

So when he gets jealous his first response is to just stab the guy and run 

Ass a traumatised stubborn teen Jeff is quick to anger but he toe’s the line (aha reference) at when people disrespect you 

Is he an asshole to you all the time?

Yes

Is he the only person who can be mean to you?

Yes

Despite what everyone thinks Jeff does understand the difference between mean teasing and just being an asshole 

And if your someone like me who shows your love to people you care about by teasing and being mean to him he’s gonna understand if your friends are the same way 

What he does not accept is anyone who dares treat you like your lower than them 

thats when he pulls out his knife and commits stabby stabby 

Ticci Toby 

Physical Touch 

Unlike Jeff when Toby is in love he’s a touchy feely person

And once again unlike Jeff when it comes to cuddles Toby is most likely to be the one to initiate cuddles 

On a good day Toby recharges with touch

Most of the time he’s all over you 

His favourite way to cuddle is him on the bottom with you on his chest and your face buried into his neck 

If you cuddle with him like that theres a 97% chance you are not leaving any time soon 

He loves to hold your hands alot, Toby hands are an eternal mystery as sometimes their cold as fuck and others their super warm

After a really bad day when he’s had his alone time and recharged (which can take as long as a week) he just wants to lay with you a bit 

this usually happens when he’s burnt out (missions do not help) 

on days like that he wants to be held in your arms and rest his head on your chest

that way as he falls asleep he can hear your heartbeat and know your safe and alive 

Compliments 

Toby is an asshole, but he’s a lovable asshole 

And on a good day when he’s happy and in love he’s acting like a lovestuck school boy 

He’s the type to give you either the cutest nicknames or the weirdest 

One day he’ll call you love the next Mustard 

 His compliments are the sweetest thing ever because of how special they are 

instead of complimenting something basic about you (well not basic but well seen by everyone) he compliments you on some of the most obscure things that you didn’t think anyone noticed about you 

“I love how fast you talk when you get excited”

“I love easily you get along with sally”

“Your eyes glow in the sunset, it’s really pretty”

Ben Drowned 

Space

Ben is an antisocial person. 

He’s not bitter about it but most of the time he prefers to keep to himself 

Ben understands if his partner isn’t like that, but one of his ways of showing love is giving them space to be their own person 

While Ben does love to spend time with you and share interests and hobbies 

He is a human demon? ghost? thing that loves alone time 

And by giving you space and your own time alone it’s his way of letting you still have freedom to be you

Ben recharges his social battery with a quiet atmosphere so alone time or cuddle time is his favourite thing to do with you when he’s down

Don’t get me wrong he loves cuddles 

But that doesn’t mean he’s going to be clinging to you 24/7

Acts of service

Ben is a patient person 

Despite what people think all his years of gaming have taught him a lot about taking his time and how easier it is to get things done when he’s chill 

So he’s quite alright with doing things for people when they need help 

But even so he’s still his own person 

So he doesn’t usually do it for free unless it’s for someone he really cares about 

And that’s when you come in 

Ben is basically ready to do anything for you 

Will Jeff call him a simp? Yes, will he care? No 

In the end of the day he’s getting ass and Jeff’s not

Anyway 

You could ask him to hack the government for you and he would 

But basic shit is him bringing you snacks he stole from Jeff’s room when your hungry 

He just likes making you happy 

Physical Touch

Ironically enough in complete contradiction of the first one Ben actually loves spending time with you 

Not all the time, otherwise in his opinion the time he gets with you will feel less special 

But when either of you have a bad day he likes to either cuddle you and take a nap or hold you while you both/ he plays video games 

Ben’s a ghost? Thing so his body is always cold 

That’s one of the reasons why he loves holding you so much is feeling your warm body against him 

He likes to nap on your tiddys because 1) he’s perverted and 2) he likes to hear your heartbeat 

He finds the sound of it fascinating 

Sometimes he feels his pulse just because the shock of not feeling anything is fun to him 

Ben is probably one of the easiest pastas to date 

He’s like a house cat

Just give him attention and water and he can fend for himself all good 

Eyeless Jack 

Giving Gifts

Jack in love is a very very confusing thing 

Not because he’s contradictory but because the way he flirts sometimes ties into his demonic animalistic tendencies 

For example 

His gifts to you can sometimes be very sweet things that instead are normal gifts like flowers or chocolates but instead small things like breakfast in bed after a stressful mission (He may or may not use his acting like a doctor as an excuse yes EJ is the mansions doctor fight me bitch)

and then other times it’s organs like a heart or an eyeball, bones or a skull (sometimes animal) and sometimes even teeth, if your lucky most of the time once more they just belong to some pour animal in the woods 

and they say romance is dead

Jacks way of showing love is sorta a mixture of how some birds gift their mates things to flirt and how cats give their owners dead animals

He’s cute I swear 

Acts of Service

Unlike Ben jack isn’t going to drop everything to please you 

but once again the way he shows his love is more casual(?) (I mean he gives you dead things to show his love that ain’t casual)

and if he’s in a good mood/ had a good day then more often than not you’ll find yourself being spoiled in a completely Jack way?

You’re thirsty? He made you both coffee/ tea/ hot chocolate 

You’re on a mission and it’s raining? Take his jacket (not like he’s gonna die from the cold)

You’re hungry? Take a snack from his secret stash that no one else is aloud to go through (though most of the time it’s filled with organs)

Jack hates it when his lover is stressed so he likes to do whatever he can to help them out 

Physical Touch

I hate to sound stereotypical but Jack does this the most because he is extremely touch starved 

Trust me he’s not into PDA at all but behind closed doors he’s finding any excuse he can get to touch you ( with your consent )

he loves sleeping together because usually at night he’s reading or trying to piece together his broken parts

But when he’s holding you in his arms, and whispering how much he loves you in your ear when he’s sure you’re asleep he feels like he doesn’t to be whole 

that he can’t expect you to fix him at all, but being with you is enough to make him feel like instead of being broken, being fractured is alright 

But weather it’s his hand on your cheek on your hands laced together Jack likes to feel your skin against his 

fucckkkk I’m tired, this like took three days, you’re getting a part two when I don’t feel like my head’s trying to kill itself and no I did not spell check this nor will I ever as spellings for pussys and people who graduate school 

#Creepypasta #Creepypasta x Reader #cp #Cp x Reader #Imagines #Headcanons #Ticci Toby #Ticci Toby x Reader #Ticci Toby Imagines #Ben Drowned #Ben Drowned x Reader #Ben Drowned Imagines #Eyeless Jack #Eyeless Jack x Reader #Eyeless Jack Imagines #Jeff The Killer #Jeff The Killer Imagines #Ticci Toby Headcanons #Ben Drowned Headcanons #Eyeless Jack Headcanons #Jeff The Killer Headcanons #x reader