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My favourite colour is Chuuya

Dazai doesn’t lie when he says he doesn’t have a favourite colour. 

One day he thinks it’s copper orange when he sees the way Chuuya’s hair shimmers in the fading sunset light.

Another day it’s azure, the colour he sees when he looks into Chuuya’s eyes after he snarls at him and calls him a mackerel, to which he responds: “If I’m a mackerel then you’re my sea, Chuuya.”

The very next moment Dazai changes his mind again — now his favourite colour is the pale pink of the blush creeping onto Chuuya’s cheeks when he hears this.

No, no, no. In fact, Dazai’s favourite colour is sienna brown — the colour of Chuuya’s freckles that never fail to come out in spring, signalling the end of the long winter.

No, it’s the bright green of Chuuya’s signature matcha he always makes for them when they’re enjoying their lazy Saturday morning in bed.

No, it’s the black of his choker that looks so elegant and classy on Chuuya’s slender neck.

No, it’s the shiny silver of their wedding rings. 

Dazai is okay with not having a favourite colour. 

After all, it’s hard to pick just one, now that his world went from dull grayscale to full-colour, his life painted with all shades of the rainbow and beyond. 

#skk #bsd #bungou stray dogs #soukoku #chuuya nakahara #dazai osamu #favourite colour

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I woke up this morning,

Kunikida tried to drag me to work BY MY HAIR! and then the wood gave out on the porch.

Guess who won’t be working for the next week while recovering from broken ribs! (￣ー￣)

#bungou stray dogs #bungō stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #dazai osamu #bsd #dazai bsd #bungou stray dogs dazai #bsd dazai #armed detective agency #doppo kunikida #kunikida doppo #bsd kunikida #bungou stray dogs kunikida #broken ribs #hospital

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listen, if I’m missing

Please come find me, I’m probably being harassed by a short angry redhead and that’s NOT a fun way to die >:(

#chuuya nakahara #bungou stray dogs #bungō stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #dazai osamu #bsd #dazai bsd #bungou stray dogs dazai #armed detective agency #port mafia #chuuya is short #And a little bitch #:P

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I did not get shot TWICE just to deal with all this bullshit

#bungou stray dogs #bungō stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #dazai osamu #bsd #dazai bsd #bungou stray dogs dazai #bsd dazai #armed detective agency #port mafia #chuuya nakahara #season 5 episode 11 #bsd season 5 #bsd fyodor #fyodor dostoevsky #fyodor dostoyevsky bsd #suck it fucker!! #He’s dead now soooooo

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gay gay homosexual gay

#bungo stray dogs #bungō stray dogs #dazai osamu #gay #homosexual #gay gay homosexual gay #shitpost #bungou stray dogs #bsd #dazai bsd #bungou stray dogs dazai #the gays

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guess who’s back from the dead!

#bungo stray dogs dazai #season 5 episode 11 #bungou stray dogs #bungō stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #dazai osamu #bsd #dazai bsd #bungou stray dogs dazai #chuuya nakahara #mori fucking superglued vampire fangs to his teeth and that has been the highlight of this entire prison experience #bsd season 5

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For some reason, I’m not dead yet. Here’s to another dreadful year of being alive.

#happy bithday to me #birthday #dazai osamu #dazai bsd #dazai birthday #bungou stray dogs #bungō stray dogs #bsd #bungo stray dogs #celebration #Suicide #death

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I might resign from the agency if it means I can work at a blåhaj factory. Those sharks are legit

#blåhaj #bungou stray dogs #bungō stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #dazai osamu #bsd #bungou stray dogs dazai #bsd dazai #dazai bsd #armed detective agency #ikea shark

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If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.

[bannedfromthepharmacy]

I am hanging on by a mere thread- why does living even exist??!?

#dazai osamu #bungou stray dogs #Is there really any value to this thing we call living? #bungō stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #death #armed detective agency #port mafia #dazai bsd #bungou stray dogs dazai #life update

[bannedfromthepharmacy]

I hope this wastes a very precious 5 seconds of your life

#wasting your time #bungou stray dogs #bungō stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #dazai bsd #bsd dazai #bungou stray dogs dazai #i chose to identify as a menace

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Kunikida is being meannnnnnnn

someone tell him to stop hitting me

it’s bad work etiquette (c" ತ,_ತ)

#bsd kunikida #bungou stray dogs #bungou gay dogs #bungō stray dogs #bungou stray dogs dazai #armed detective agency #doppo kunikida #bungo stray dogs #work etiquette #dazai osamu #bsd

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I like to think of myself as a reasonable guy,

I do my job (sometimes)

I don’t kill people anymore (for the most part)

I don’t hit orphans anymore (except for that one time)

I treat my students fairly (it’s not favouritism if you only have 1)

#bungou gay dogs #bungō stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bungou stray dogs dazai #osamu dazai #dazai osamu #atsushi nakajima #bsd #Murder is bad #port mafia #bsd dazai #armed detective agency #favourites #i don’t play favourites

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sleep is overrated.

I recommend pulling all nighters getting drunk or high while visiting the grave of the one person you consider a friend.

bonus points if you blow up your ex-partner’s car in the process 👍

#bungō stray dogs #dark era bsd #dark era dazai #bsd #bungou stray dogs dazai #bsd odasaku #oda sakunosuke #odasaku bsd #getting drunk #baked potato #getting high #gravestones #dead Odasaku #dazai osamu #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #nakaharachuuya #chuuya nakahara #rip Chuuya’s car #soukoku #bsd port mafia #armed detective agency #port mafia

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reblog if you’re NOT tumblr famous, but you ARE tired and kinda gay

[bannedfromthepharmacy]

if at first you don’t succeed…

give up.

#give up #if at first you don’t succeed #dazai osamu #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs dazai #bsd #bungō stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #armed detective agency

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I’m low on bandages at the moment and have to improvise until I feel like going to Kawasaki.

any suggestions?

#toilet paper #bandannas #bandages #bandage substitute #dazai osamu #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungo stray dogs dazai #bungou stray dogs #bungō stray dogs #bsd dazai #dazai bsd #kawasaki #yokohama #pharmercy #japan