Hermione: We finish each others-
Ron: Sentences!
Hermione: Don’t interrupt me.
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Harry: If cats knew what a sin was they wouldn’t even care.
Ron: I don’t care either. Fuck trigonometry.
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Ron: Hi! My name is Ron, without a B.
Hermione: There’s no B in Ron...
Ron: Yeah, that’s what I said.
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Hermione: Suicide is a horrible thing.
George & Fred: True, but if you jump off a bridge and yell “parkour”, it’s just a failed stunt.
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Hermione: I like the strong but silent type.
Ron: *silently trying to lift a table*
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Someone: Stop being so negative! You know when life gives you lemons-
Draco: You throw them at Harry.
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Draco to Harry: There is only room in Hogwarts for ONE unstable person and I've held that title for a very long time, so you're going to need to get it together.
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*On a roller coaster*
Draco: What are these straps hanging from the seat?
Harry: It’s a seat belt. They make sure you don’t fall off and die.
Draco: *unbuckles seat belt*
Harry: Babe, we talked about this.
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Hermione: Admit it, you like him!
Ginny: I don’t have a crush on Harry!
Hermione: I never said who…
Ginny: Fuck.
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Ron: So how long have you been sleeping with Ginny?
Harry, obviously lying: WHAT, that's disgusting! And wrong! I don't even get- Why would- She’s your sister-
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Ron: Do you guys wanna see a butterfly?
Harry:
Hermione: Please don’t thr-
Ron: *yeets the butter across the room*
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Draco: I don’t do love, love is for fools
Harry: *exists*
Draco: Fuck
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Ron: Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Hermione:
Hermione: No, it’s you
Hermione: You are literally on fire
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Harry: I put the sexy in dyslexia
Hermione: Harry-
Ron: Don’t
Ron: I want to see how long it takes him to realise
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Book Ginny Appreciation
- Popular and likable
- Strong, pretty, tough and brave
- Grew up in a household full of boys
- Manipulated by Voldemort at the age of 12
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Harry: Would you slap Ron in the face for two million dollars?
Hermione: I would roundhouse him in the face for free.
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Harry Appreciation Post
- He witnessed/survived all the Unforgivable Curses
- Endured an abusive family
- Lost so many father figures
- He was mistreated but was still kind
- Witnessed people die in front of him but stayed strong
- He’s selfless and powerful
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