I think a lot about how in Ice Age 1 a huge theme is the slow but unstoppable advancement of the human species as they start to threaten previously unchallenged megafauna (hunting the pack of the antagonist sabertooth and killing Manny the mammoth’s family) and then in all the sequels they just fuckin disappear
i had a thought today like man, my ancestors would probably not approve very much of me being such an extravagant glutton, but then i was like wtf are u kidding. those dumbasses didn’t live on a fuckin potato ass diet for no minimalism. they didn’t do what they did, whatever the fuck it was, for me NOT to fucking eat my bodyweight in sashimi!!! they would be fucking ecstatic to see me making the most of my opportunities for plenty. they would be fucking cheering me on. every lice-covered cossack and illiterate serf and three-toothed yak herder in my lineage is with me in this restaurant, and they are going absolutely apeshit watching me try to fit an entire samosa in my mouth
There’s fanfiction…. And then there’s FANFICTION. The kind of shit you happen upon at like 3am or some other ungodly time because you were trying to find a fix for ur fixation at the time and you are just SUCKED IN and every sentence feels like a line of cocaine and it has quotes and imagery that permeate your brain and it’s the shit that sticks around in your consciousness forever and it never goes away and it’s always going to be one of Those Fics.
Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, May Parker & Tony Stark, May Parker & Pepper Potts, Peter Parker/MJ, Peter Parker & Ned Leeds
Characters: Peter Parker, Tony Stark, Pepper Potts, May Parker, Happy Hogan, Ned Leeds, JJJ (mentioned), MJ (mentioned), Steve Rogers, Clint Barton, Rhodey
Peter has a cat named George who he loves very much.
Unfortunately, Tony, his dad who isn't actually his dad didn't get the notice that George is a cat and not Peter's boyfriend.
Cue, existential crisis