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dick and penis r my fav youtubers

#real and true #phan

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introduced a friend to dnp for the first time yesterday and twelve minutes the first video (halloween baking) he said "you speak exactly like dan does 😃"

im aware that i kind of do it but i didn't know it was constant and immediately clockable i- girl. what. i know i say he had an irrevocable effect on my early teenagehood development but to that extent??? damn. okay 😭

#no but this is me as well #i showed my sister the gay and not proud video because i wanted her to see how beautiful his shirt was #sound off and everything #and she just goes #“he looks and moves and talks exactly like you” #she cant even hear him but she knowsss #i am become dan embracer of voids #or whatever #dan howell #phan

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Alright we've all seen speculation about a dnp dog. It'd probably be a corgi, perhaps a corgi/shiba mix (idk let me dream). The real question is this,

#as previously decided the dog's last name is danandphil #passed on from its dads #this is what happens when they don't post for...6 days #dan howell #phil lester #dan and phil #phan

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gay test:

#is that ted from phil and ted? #internet icon honestly #phan

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am i a dannie because i loved him so much i became him or am i a phillie because in becoming dan i learned to love phil more than myself?

#why am i having deep thoughts about this? #also #this is not a rhetorical question please tell me which one i am i can't tell #dan and phil #phan

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He found the only submission about the eye hospital that didn’t have the words boyfriend/husband in it

#literallyyyyy #philip i am in your walls #phil lester #phan

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phil trying desperately to defend himself about the eye thing YET AGAIN and in the same sentence saying it would have been fine if dan got hit by a car because he was right by a hospital is peak idgaf behaviour and im here for it

#maybe he really did mean it when he said f🐶k you #😢 #the hard launch will be them revealing that they're getting divorced because of the eye incident #dan howell #phil lester #dan and phil #phan

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I mean, let's be real, there's only one name we've always known them by.

Mr. & Mr. Lester ❌

Mr. & Mr. Howell ❌

Mr. & Mr. Howell-Lester ❌

Mr. & Mr. Games ❌

Mr. & Mr. Beats ❌

Mr. & Mr. DanandPhil ✅

#dan and phil danandphil do you see the vision? #dan danandphil and phil danandphil #honestly this is just how i refer to them when talking to my family. to differentiate from other dans and phils #dan howell #phil lester #dan and phil #phan

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aight i'm calling it now if phil reads a submission called AITA for dating someone without their knowledge, that was me bitch and it's embarrassing as hell

#i'm starting to think i have an actual chance of being in the video which might be delululand but idc #also im not sure if that's a good thing or not #that was the most surreal thing that has ever happened to me and to this day i do not understand it #also if he doesnt include it i guess i'll explain the story here in case anyone's curious #phil lester #phan

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fuck zodiac signs are you more dancore or philcore

#honestly im not sure #im like #dancore but autistic yknow #dnp #phan

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Have we considered that they maybe tried to film It Takes Two #2 but couldn't stop making marriage jokes/parallels and so they're just waiting to release the video until after the hard launch?

#let me dream #dan howell #phil lester #phan #it takes two

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au in which dan becomes a lawyer instead, and his old favorite youtuber ends up his neighbor and they fall in love

#this #this is what dinok should have been #instead we got #*checks notes* #nothing 😭 #phan

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philip michael lester………

#phil if u don't give us a revote youre just like brexit #or something idk #phil lester #phan

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transforming dan into a golden pig

#alright boys time to bring pinof back #jk #unless #phan

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The screenshot they put of the poll in the video is RECENT too. It had Phil at 47%, the Instagram story he posted last night had him at 44%

#i know righttttt #they fucking know what we want #im waiting for the “surprise we did it to phil too since the poll was so close” video #but i guess they dont even love their own children 😭 #phan

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YOU KNOW WHAT YOURE FUCKING DOING

#theyre fully consciously trying to attract the gays now #and its working im here #phan

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let's pretend we didn't hear that

#hi im a gay and i have a piss kink i will absolutely never shut up about this thank you very much #theyre never beating the phiss allegations #me trying to prove the phiss allegations: #puzzlin piss with zonno #he's doing that puzzle #he's finding that piss #i bring a sort of chaos to the function that absolutely none of the other phannies want #phan