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Isildor: If you're wondering why we attacked the train, we weren't. We were attacking the people ON the train. We're big trainaboos, you see, and we didn't approve of them decommissioning the train for scrap metal. I mean... it's a historic train, you know! So much history is on that train! Why would you decommission it!? 💢😭

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Hodgins: Thank you, everyone, for a wonderful year! We hope you have a wonderful new year as well!

Cattleya: We hope that you continue to support us this year as well.

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Luculia: Thank you for coming back to me alive.

Spencer: Thank you for welcoming me back.

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Hodgins: So... about that letter...

Cattleya, raises an eyebrow in jest: Oh? The one where you wrote to your daughter?

Hodgins, blushes: Yes. That one.

Cattleya: What about it?

Hodgins: Would you like to help me turn that letter into reality?

Cattleya, teasing smile: Took you long enough, Claudia.

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Iris: So when are you going to confess?

Erica: I-I don’t know what you mean.

Iris: To Benedict, of course! 

Erica: I can’t! It’s too embarrassing!

Iris: But you’ve done it in a letter.

Erica: But that’s different! It was during the festival and he doesn’t know about it!

Erica: Besides... he wouldn’t think of me at all.

Iris: Have you even asked him?

Erica: N-No.

Iris: Then don’t assume. Ask him, before some other girl gets her hands on him.

Erica: F-Fine, then. I shall. Once I fulfill my dream.

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Violet: Will you stay with me?

Gilbert: Always

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Lionel: How’s my princess doing, Sister?

Cattleya, smiles: I’m no princess, dearest.

Lionel: Why not? You’re marrying Hodgins, aren’t you? So you must be a princess!

Cattleya, slightly blushes: Oh, you! You’ve got quite the honeyed-tongue.

Lionel, winks: What better to compliment you with, dear Sister.

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Salesperson: Hello, sir. Fancy anything you’d like?

Hodgins: Yes, um... are there any Violet Evergarden items for sale?

Salesperson: Ah, yes! We have plenty of that, dear customer. Of which would you like to purchase?

Hodgins, hands out cash: I’ll take your entire stock!

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Benedict: You’re right.

Iris: That’s... That’s an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

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Cattleya: Okay... truth or dare?

Hodgins, confused: Truth?

Cattleya: When was the last time you slept?

Hodgins:

Hodgins: Urk... Dare...

Cattleya: Go to bed. Shoo.

Hodgins: I don’t like this game.

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*Isabella and Taylor skipping stones in a lake*

Taylor: It’s such a beautiful day!

Isabella, whispers: Take that you f@#$*%# lake!

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Benedict: .. .----.  / ... --- .-. .-. .-.. [translation: I’m sorry!]

Cattleya, raising an eyebrow, unamused: And what is this?

Benedict: Remorse code.

Cattleya: I’m even angrier now! Just apologise normally!!!

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Cattleya: I prevented a murder today.

Iris, surprised: Really? How’d did you do that?

Cattleya, eyebrow twitch: Self-control.

Iris, sweatdrops: O-Okay. Good work today.

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Benedict: I made tea.

Iris: Erica already brought me tea.

Benedict: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Iris, annoyed: Then why are you telling me?

Benedict: Because it’s a conversation starter.

Iris: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Benedict, smug: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

Iris, facepalms: This baka...

Erica, thinking: Wow, he's so smart. I need to take notes.

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Princess Charlotte: How do I deal with my enemies?

Violet: Kill them.

Princess Charlotte: That’s a bit extreme.

Violet: Kill them nearly?

Princess Charlotte: I was thinking of a more... passive option.

Violet: Cut their hamstrings and immobilize them?

Princess Charlotte: I’ll just ask my husband, then. Thank you, Violet, for the advice.

Violet: This much is not a problem for me, Your Highness Charlotte. I am happy to do so at any time you wish for it.

Princess Charlotte, smiles: I know. Thank you, Violet.

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Benedict: I know you’re deflecting the problem by joking about how hot you are.

Cattleya: I’m not joking!

Cattleya: *Sniffles*

Cattleya: I’m a legit snack.

Iris, annoyed: Ugh, this woman...

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Cattleya, thinking: If I run and leap at him, he’ll most certainly catch me in his arms!

Ladder: MY TIME HAS COME!!! *Tips over for the sake of relationship development*

Cattleya: *Loses her balance and falls towards Hodgins* Kyaaaa!

Hodgins: NO! HOLD ON! I’M HOLDING COFFEE!!!

Hodgins: *Drops coffee and catches Cattleya*

Cattleya, beams: Ara, see? Isn’t my darling amazing!

Hodgins: My coffee. That was the last cup, too. T-T

Cattleya, smiles: I’ll make you a fresh cup of my special blend. *Kisses him on the cheek.* As a reward for rescuing me.

Hodgins: *Proceeds to make flustered noises*

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