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thebluepig · 3 years
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Heheh smurf ham
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thebluepig · 3 years
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Turns out my body gave me strep throat despite my not leaving the house for weeks fml
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thebluepig · 3 years
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Imagine cough syrup but like a vape
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thebluepig · 3 years
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If only we had domesticated pigs instead of dogs
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thebluepig · 3 years
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Is one a prime number? A prime number is divisible by one and itself, but one itself is one
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thebluepig · 3 years
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Why is digestion audible? Why does it do the mrwrmmhhmm
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thebluepig · 3 years
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At this point in life I’m at a loss for obsession and find myself wandering aimlessly through fandoms. Some day soon I hope to find myself reading twelve hours of fan fiction a day again, those were the days
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thebluepig · 3 years
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It’s incredible to me that people across the world know both the same and entirely different things. Like I think a lot of major celebrities are international but some memes are national and idk it’s cool
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thebluepig · 3 years
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I don’t eat meat cause it’s gross but I have the food version of gender envy with raw chicken. I wish there was slimy and rubbery vegetarian candy. I don’t know maybe it’s the colour but it just looks so nice
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