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one-time-i-dreamt · 1 year
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A 45 minute video of Onision surfaced. The entire video was of him repeatedly throwing a raw chicken on the ground in the woods while yelling “I BLESS YOU WITH A DISEASE!”
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daily-mc-item · 3 months
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Raw Chicken
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ozzni · 2 months
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just reread Interlude 15 on a whim. Here are my thoughts.
Whole paragraph dedicated to Taylor removing all her hidden weapons. her initial arrival was like a fucking horror movie. I forgot how ridiculously terrifying she is.
They cooked a chicken breast for 2 minutes. They turned off the stove. I know it was only cooked for 2 minutes because it was put on the stove right before they started talking, shortly thereafter Brian surrounded Taylor in darkness, and Taylor started monologuing to him about how bugs put the universe in perspective. He then notes that he hasn't said anything for a whole minute. little bit later, Taylor states she turned the stove off to avoid burning the chicken. wtf.
oooooooh yeah Brian you gotta get those hands checked after that punch session I'm with Aisha here you should not be bleeding like that.
Aisha's such a good little sister, helping big bro out with work :) [violently dispatching various non approved criminals]
So Taylor still controls her bugs while in Brian's darkness... I could have sworn it did full power nullification at this point but apparently not?
oof yeah good thing you redesigned that helmet, Brian.
He somehow comes to the conclusion that Dinah's had it worse than himself. I mean I get the sentiment and I'm glad he's pissed at her imprisonment but... Dinah's probably not even aware of what's going on (not to say she's doing just fine, Dinah is doing Bad), and you had front row seats to Trigger Event 2, Now Even Worse.
And also read the comments. PsychoGecko oh how I've missed you... Saw a discussion about whether to make a Worm forum or not, some saying that the comments section under each chapter was the perfect formula, and PsychoGecko proclaiming that his microforum warlord territory would be so very pink.
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andstuffsketches · 12 days
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upside down and inside out
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alterpaw · 7 months
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phlyaros · 1 year
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2lim3rz · 10 months
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Just realized I never posted the floor chicken
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derpywhoms · 7 months
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juggalo Laszlo that came to me in a dream WHOOP WHOOP ‼️
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also really cool and funny toast of London doodle to convince everynyan to watch it because it has Matt Berry in it (granted it's like a decade old so there's some bits that are a bit eh but it's still a good laugh and it's not horrific and evil or anything)
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iloveyoudoctorho · 10 months
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This fella's name is Raw Chicken and they live under your house.
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unhingedtiktoks · 1 year
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Description: Tiktok from user emolyplowme stitching user "i.am.the.chicken.man". He lip syncs to audio from Chowder. It shows a picture of a raw chicken with the caption "please?" He says "no, raw chicken!" Then it shows a raw chicken in bondage gear saying "pretty please?" in a seductive voice. He bites his lip and nods.
It cuts to the stitch of Em talking with several other people laughing in the background. "The time for silence is over!" They laugh. "Too long have I sat here and done nothing. Someone in the background says "I thought this was gonna be a serious Tiktok." Em says "This is serious! It's getting serious right now."
"You go to school with me. You used an unused room illegally to go 'sleep with your girlfriend.' Were you actually sleeping with that girl or was it a fucking raw chicken huh?? I know the RA caught you! I know she did! Or he- I don't know... particular genders. What is it?" Someone says "It was a girl." Em says "Okay, she!"
"How does it feel to know that you got caught rawdogging a fucking rotisserie chicken? Pack it up!" Someone says "It wasn't rotisserie yet." Em laughs and says "A pre-rotisserie chicken! Fans, we're waging war!! Attack!!"
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one-time-i-dreamt · 1 year
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I was in a completely white room, sitting with my cat on my lap. She was T-posing and singing the Lithuanian national anthem while I fed her endless raw chicken strips.
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scoliosisrick · 1 year
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EVERYTHING IS EDIBLE. THE HUMAN STOMACH CAN WITHSTAND ANY POISON, ANY DISEASE, ANY PARASITE. BIG GROCERY HAS BEEN LYING TO YOU IN ORDER TO EXPLOIT AND TURN YOU INTO CATTLE. IN THE PALEOLITHIC WE ATE RAW CHICKEN JUST FINE AND NO ONE EVER DIED. SALMONELLA IS A PROPAGANDA TOOL USED BY BIG GROCERY TO SPREAD FEAR AND UNCERTAINTY. YEARS OF GENERATIONAL CONDITIONING HAS LEFT OUR BODIES WORKING AT JUST 20% CAPACITY. EAT THE RAW CHICKEN. EAT THE RAW CHICKEN. EAT THE RAW CHICKEN.
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courtnashe · 2 years
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The raw chicken needs seasoning.
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ribbonentrails · 7 months
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Welcoming home His Majesty
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idiotvision · 2 days
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slimy slop for dinnar 👍
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muttonwallah · 3 days
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