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But he’s the guy you wanna do And you know that it takes two Luckily he wants to do you too

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The sluttiest absent father

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t4t realness

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Have a malewife and his girlboss

Tip jar

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A very different Imp/Nihil for me to try to kill my art block.

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Pictures from the SIOSP event, credit to the Deal or No Deal Ghost Facebook group.

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The way this album cover has a grip on me is strong, this was one of my finals last semester where I did a series of outfits based on album covers! Of course I did one of Nihil 💜

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And the truth of the matter is I never let you go…

How cute are they?

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You've been playin' around with magic that is black.

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oh my god, "It hurts to remember, my head isn't built for that / I know do it anyway" Crowley has probably tortured himself with trying to recall his memories as an angel with Aziraphale, that's why he resists the idea so much "I'm a demon, i'm not nice," / "I'm not the angel you knew" so when Aziraphale is asking him to be together as angels again, he's asking Crowley to be something he has no recollection of.

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You idiot, we could have been...us. I forgive you.

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Good Omens + Parallels

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He's just an Angel... I know.

Good Omens (2019-)

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This Bentley is my car. Well, yes, technically. Just as that bookshop is technically my shop, but... we both get plenty of use out of it, don't we?

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Here to remind you that Will had a gun on him during mizumono and let himself be gutted and held instead of fighting back, and Hannibal had a notebook full of equations to figure out time travel because that’s how desperately he wanted to reverse time

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crowley must have known that aziraphale was also in love with him, he tidied the bookshop, he was planning on taking him to the Ritz after his confession, he had their song queued in the car these are not acts of someone who wasn't sure what the outcome will be.

which makes it so much more painful that he still confessed his love for aziraphale with tears in his eyes and on the verge of a full blown panic attack, he left saying "don't bother" but he still waited by his car til the elevator doors closed. all because

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Could Aziraphale and Crowley become humans after S3? (Debunking)

I’ve seen some people saying that Aziraphale and Crowley could become humans after S3 and I just wanted to write all my thoughts in a post to clearly express why I don’t think this could be the case.

Beware, this is going to be a long post and English isn’t my first language. I hope it makes sense at the end, pardon if I ramble a bit…

So, putting aside the fact that this could be really heartbreaking for us cause they would only have like 40ish more years to be together, it would also make us wonder what would happen to them after their mortal lives end. And that’s when my head started working on 3 possible scenarios, which I’m gonna call:

Both to heaven

One to hell

No heaven, nor hell

Both to heaven

In this scenario, we would get an Aziraphale and Crowley being judged as any human would do after their time on earth is done, and this being the cutest and gentlest scenario of the 3 means both of them would get to go to heaven or some sort of paradise to spend the rest of existence together, which would certainly defeat the point of becoming human in the first place. 

What would be the point of turning them mortal if their immortal souls will still be together after all? Knowing that death would mean nothing more for them than any other discorporation they’ve experienced before just to never go back to earth again.

The only possible explanation I can think of for this to happen is if God intended for them to experience love in all their expressions. First as a forbidden love by being hereditary enemies for centuries, then as a sinful and mundane way of loving to still be amazed by what humans can do, to finally live the purest expression of love for as long as She intends.

However, at this point in time, I firmly believe that something would happen during S3 that will clearly state that neither Aziraphale nor Crowley would care at all about heaven (therefore some sort of paradise) to end up as humans to begin with, which granting them the opportunity for both to end up in the place that they deliberately left would contradict all purpose of S3.

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One to hell

Just like the first scenario, we would get our precious Aziraphale and Crowley being judged at the end of their time on earth, but this time we would, as fans, experience hell or even worse than that cause we would see how they get separated for eternity by one being on heaven and the other being punished in hell (which we all know it would be Crowley).

So, I firmly believe Neil Gaiman would have to hate us for this scenario to happen, but when I say hate I mean HATE, like he would want us to suffer and traumatize us to the point of questioning whether life is worth something anymore (Maybe I’m overreacting but seriously !!!)

Just imagine, one of our babies being tortured in unimaginable ways for hundreds and hundreds of years without end just to spend half a century with the other... An eternity of suffering for a blink of happiness.

But like I said, Neil would want to see us suffer for this to happen and I sincerely think he loves us so there’s no need to keep expanding on this scenario when we all know it will just shatter us, but you get my point, right?

There is no need to be that harsh at the end of Good Omens, there is no reason other than spite or wanting to punish the fandom without rhyme or reason. This only leaves us with one other scenario…

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No heaven, nor hell

Let’s suppose something may happen (maybe a war) during S3 that could lead to the fall of heaven and hell altogether. Leaving us a world where humans no longer have a life after death, making us believe that after whatever time they might get as humans that would be it. 

No more Crowley and the Bentley, no more Aziraphale and the bookshop. Just like that, as if they never existed in the first place. Everything that they are would be gone and there wouldn’t be many people to remember them or what they did for humanity.

And this, ladies, gentlemen, and non-binary folks, is what in my humble opinion could be the most probable way of ending Good Omens IF they wanted to make Aziraphale and Crowley humans. However, it’s still not probable at all!

I genuinely doubt a series like Good Omens that from the beginning has managed like real all bases of religion (or some parts of it) will at the end turn into its complete opposite, its own antithesis in regards to the religious part. (Do I make sense?) If this particular scenario ends up being the true ending, I will for sure kneel before Neil Gaiman and applaud his braveness for doing something that bold. 

Now, as I was writing this, it occurred to me that maybe not all of humanity would be affected by not having an afterlife and there could be a fourth hidden scenario where Aziraphale and Crowley were the only ones who quit their “eternal souls”. But again, even if they were the only ones to not have an afterlife, I believe Neil really wants us to have some sort of happier and not-so-open ending.

Let’s be honest,  presuming that if Aziraphale and Crowley end up as humans, this wouldn’t be shown until the last 10-15 minutes of the last episode because that is the greatest plot twist. Hence, making it impossible to explain what would happen to them at the end of their lives and leaving us in an infinite loop of wondering which of all these scenarios would be the right one. We would lose our minds!! And as I said earlier, even if Neil doesn't love us as fans, he loves his characters enough for him to wrap their story as much as possible, therefore giving us a much cleaner ending than the mess all this could be.

TL;DR: Making Crowley and Aziraphale humans is such a mess and Neil loves them so much that he wouldn't let them go through all of that.

Anyway, tell me what y’all think if you made it this far, I would really like to see other’s views regarding this plot or if I inspired you enough to write a fanfic please let me know, I would gladly read them!

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