the-real-mj

[the-real-mj]

Mj: Why are you following me?

Peter: Because we’re dating now

Mj: Okay… what about Ned?

Peter: We’re a package deal

Ned: Buy one idiot, get one free

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[the-real-mj]

Peter: Hold on, i’m having one of those things - a headache with pictures

Nedr: Huh?

Mj: He’s having an idea

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[the-real-mj]

Peter: This was a terrible plan!

Mj: IT WAS YOUR PLAN!

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[the-real-mj]

Idiot

[the-real-mj]

Stalk her, find out all her secrets and then blackmail her into giving you nice grades

Just found me spanish techers insta..... do i follow her???? Is that weird??? What do i do?????? Advice plz????

[the-real-mj]

Mj: Where is the idiot, anyway?

Peter: I’m right here.

Mj: Surprisingly enough, im not talking about you this time.

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[the-real-mj]

Peter: What goes up but never comes down?

Mj: The amount of stress you bring me

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[the-real-mj]

Hi, what is boop thingy can someone please explain it to me peter is not picking up his phone

#boop

[the-real-mj]

whatcha doing?

*taking your phone from your hands*

*glaring at you*

thinking about how I should dispose your dead body

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[the-real-mj]

Mj: Don’t criticize Peter like that!

Peter: yeah, let Mj show you how to do it properly

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[the-real-mj]

Peter : Wait, so you actually like me? for my personality and humor??

Mj : I know, I was surprised as well.

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[the-real-mj]

Peter: you know, looking back, i have no regrets

Mj: you should

Peter: probably

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[the-real-mj]

Mj: There's a U in stupid, you know?

Peter: Yeah, well there's also an I in stupid!

Mj, smirking: Oh yeah, I know.

Peter: Wait no, hold on a second-

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[the-real-mj]

Then why did you make all the soup puns!!!!!

Mj: So what’s for dinner?

Peter: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise!

Mj: …

Mj: Is it soup?

Peter: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*

Mj: Please, enough with the soup puns!

Peter: Wow, you’re soup-per mean.

Mj: STOP!

*one hour later*

Mj: It’s fucking spaghetti?!?!?!

[the-real-mj]

Mj: hey you want some leftovers??

Peter: leftovers?

Mj: you've never had leftovers before?

Peter: no, because i'm not a quitter.

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[the-real-mj]

Mj: PETER YOU JUST BROKE THE LAW!?

Peter: it's okay, I'll just duct tape it back together.

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[the-real-mj]

Mj: So what’s for dinner?

Peter: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise!

Mj: …

Mj: Is it soup?

Peter: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*

Mj: Please, enough with the soup puns!

Peter: Wow, you’re soup-per mean.

Mj: STOP!

*one hour later*

Mj: It’s fucking spaghetti?!?!?!

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