Smoke, dust, death, and bleach permeated the stagnant air of the grimey bathroom. The blood staining the mold-ridden, carpeted floor was a result of its secondary use. Alongside being a space for hygienic needs, it also functioned as a kind of butchery. Many sorts of corpses and roadkill were harvested here for all their worth, with worth having different meanings to each of the two monsterous tenants.
Sylvain sat alone in the bath, a cigarette perched between his blood covered lips as he stared off into nothing. The washed out pink tub was stained dark green inside and out by his roommate's yearly 'egg scraping'. He always found himself so perturbed by the mess left behind, he never asked the lizard what exactly said process entailed. On the floor laid the vampire's latest meal, a five-foot ginger jigalow that wore no shirt and parachute pants. It was facedown on the questionably sanitary floor with a massive, open gash in its neck. The skin had become nearly as white as cotton due to the massive amount of blood drained from the body. Sylvain had no qualms leaving the corpse there, he knew Aldin would find a colorful use for it later.
At some point, the killer plucked the coffin nail from his mouth and expelled the smoke from his lungs. He found respite in the taste of tobacco coupled with the faint buzzing of the room's singular, exposed lightbulb. More than likely, this would be the most relaxed part of his day. A part of him wanted to light up another nail before hosing himself down, although Sylvain quickly disposed of this idea. It would only delay facing the gory entropy slowly swallowing the city up.
The ashes of his cigarette fell to the bottom of the tub before the vampire flicked the stub onto the floor. He picked himself up and turned the shower on, upon which a stream of opaque, emerald water sprayed down his bloodied body. A faint smell of sulfur came from the liquid, causing his nose to twinge slightly. The vampire's pale face further cringed and grimaced when a loud, persistent knocking on the door clamored throughout the small room.
"Hey! Hey Sylvain, ya in there!?" Aldin, his roommate, yelled loudly enough for half of the city to hear.
Sylvain hissed to himself as he turned the nozzle to the right. "Not now, numbnuts, you can take a piss outside," he replied harshly as the water slowed to a periodic drip.
"Nah nah, it ain't that. I got something to show ya, get your ass outta there!" the lizard urged in his coarse voice.
"Fine. I need ten minutes, you better not bother me again," the pale thing warned forebodingly.
"Okie doke, take yer time!" Aldin chirped, as if oblivious to the threat made, before walking away from the wooden door. Sylvain rubbed his face with a groan as he restarted the shower. The killer was still for a moment as the lukewarm water flowed down the length of his body. He could already tell today was going to be greatly annoying.
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Media References and Puns of 3-079 To Hurt Is to Heal
Thanks to @tatersdoesstuff for this art piece!
Media References
(0:06:13) Sam: He saw his parents killed and the pearls. (Batman)
(0:16:20) Laura: singing It’s seven o’clock on the dot. (“Nice & Slow” by Usher)
(0:20:21) Travis: Anjelica Huston can be seen in the--
(0:20:26) Liam: There’s a weird Xenomorph rabbit hovering around Allura right now?
(0:29:22) Marisha: Based off a Buzzfeed quiz?
(1:14:50) Laura: Banana-fana-fo-fana. (“The Name Game”)
(1:15:05) Liam: What are your thoughts on Zip Zap Zop?
(1:15:36) Travis: That’s some Magic Castle bulls***.
(1:17:04) Matt: …her neck is craning a little bit back and to the left. (JFK)
(1:17:30) Ashley: Then she told me that it’s somebody named Zapruder. Taliesin: You heard “back and to the left” and Zapruder popped into your head. Travis: Shaky with the camera.
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OK MY REGRETE-OC CONCEPT!
Glerpy
ROBLOX VERSION
he/xe/any.
HP: 200-230 (in-game height of a normal player)
Glerpy is gnarpian scientist, appearing on the "area 51" floor.
He is hard-working, talanted and just clever.
At some period of time, he could become insane, but because of somebody he didnt.
Glerpy is calm, friendly, not so rude, and its hard to piss him off.
He comes to elevator when all the entering doors are opened (LIKE DOORS IN FRONT OF EVELATOR, YOU GOT IT?)
Some facts abt this stoopid
•he had 5 redesigns
• SOMETIMES wears glasses 🤓
•his tail is kinda heavy, but not at all, he can move it normally.
•He knows some earth languages
•Doesent like Gnarpy, HATES XEM.
•ACTUALLY he is like an alien maine coon (cat specie), and because of that his canon height is abt 180-184cm
• he has sibling
• before one incident his glowing parts were white (WRITTEN LOWER somewhere)
•hates loud sounds and fast movements
•has many specialities
•helps spud and in past tried to save him
•tries to explore every creature from evelator
•has a pet, he found it in lab someday, and tried to explore it, but now keeps as a pet
•a little bit afraid of wallter
•IN FACT he could die any moment lol but i dont want this so its just a thing
•He has a purple splotch on his back
•LOVES COFFEE VERY MUCH
•plays electric guitar
IN-EVELATOR PHRASES:
entering:
"Zalutationz."
"Oh, i heard itz."
"Herez am i againz"
Sprayed:
"ZTOP IT! NOW! pleaze."
"That waz cold."
"Iz thiz even zafe?"
Tomato:
"I WIZH YOU THE ZAME, SHLOOSH!!!."
" Dizguzting. "
Snowball:
"OW, ok, ztop pleaze."
" That iz unzcomfortable."
"Ztop."
PETALS:
"Oh, cute."
"I like itz."
"Too muchz.."
FULL EVELATOR:
"I will ztay here."
"Keep going."
"Notz my turn."
"Ztrange..."
Staying in evelator:
"Well...we werez born to dzie."
"Zee, how the brain playz around..."
"I forgzot that file on the table...uuuh."
DIALOGUES.
Pest:
gl - oh, can i azk zome queztionz?
p - no.
gl - And why?
p - None of your business
gl - Ok? that waz for scienze.
p - Stupid.
gl - *angry noise*
Lampert:
gl- WAIT, you arez reallyz lamp?
l - Yes.
gl - Notz meeting comingz-alive lampz everyday. Will youz glow if maybe plug yourz tail in?
l - Yes.
gl - Interezting.
PartyNoob:
gl - Oh, i zee you likez partiez?
p - How did you get it????
gl - You lookz like a perzon who haz juzt returned frzom party
p - Oh, right, haha!
gl - nize to meet you.
Wallter:
gl - Uuh, why arez you zo tall and....wall-alike?
w - Because of gray stuff.
gl - It is actually cement...Smells so.
w - I like it anyways.
gl - Ok?...
Manequinn Mark:
gl - How arez you movingz? Like....you havez only one leg, not looking alzike leg.
M - Heya! I walk normally.
gl - Oh, zorry.
M - Nothing. Everything's normal!
gl - Alzo, i would like to azk, why were youz lookingz on thzat...wall guy zo? Are you friendz?
M - Kind of...
gl - great.
Bive
B - Oh, wow..huh..i...didn't see you before....
gl - Well, hellzo.
b - Uuuh.. can i ask you... something?
gl -Zhure.
b - What is with your...uuuhh tail??
gl - I dontz want to tzalk about it....
b - oh...UUUHM ok.
Gnarpy:
Gn- Gworp shleeep zop, NORP!!!
Gl - Shlok znob gner veeb.
Gn- WORP ZEB GNARPISH VE!
Gl - Qwobbo seb nor znor.
Gn - GNORP SHWOBBLE! Kzapt neez.
Gl - Zorp vor verb.
ONE bIIiiiIig THING
—What are the horns, and why is his glowing parts are like this?
Because of epidemia, what was appearing on Gnars. The main things were:
-Tiredness
-Hallucinations
-The purple spots appeared on gnarpians, and cryatals started growing from them
—(IDK HOW TO NAME IT but) antennas and other glowing parts changed to purple (PINK OR SM LIKE THIS ok??)
So, Glerpy made tests on himself and like is half infected, because of vaccine failure. But the infection ist spreading. Anyways, the vaccine was invented (not by his group of scientists), and many lives saved.
btw he had 5 references and I LOVE HIM sm
ALSO SOME OF MY FAAAAAAV ARTS FROM FRIENDS AND JUST SOME GUYS!!!!
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