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nightzombie · 7 months

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big fan of everyone stealing dean’s clothes. jack claire and cas just walk into his closet and take a haul every few weeks

#his clothes are just big enough #just soft enough #just comfortable enough #dean winchester #claire novak #jack kline #castiel #zombie talks #spn #supernatural

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zombiemollusk · 1 year

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"you were just diagnosed with an awful condition, why are you happy about it??" bud, i would still have the condition even if i wasn't diagnosed; i'm happy because i now know what it is and what i can do about it

#mental illness #disability #chronic condition #chronic illness #illness #feels like some people on some level think the diagnosis itself is what gives the condition #it is not #zombie talks #eta: not about anything recent with me i just had Things On My Mind

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zombiecare-rot-art · 22 days

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Hey, I love your artwork, so, I was wondering, is that okay to help you with ideas to draw, cause I'm an editor, so I can send you a photo, that can help you, if you like to?

Like prompts or things you think might inspire me? I'm open to that, and I'm glad you like my art!

#zombie talks #asks

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zahmbie · 1 year

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Hi!! I’m zombie, my pronouns are they/them, and I like writing head canons and alphabets! (These alphabets are my favorite, but if there’s another one you want, let me know!)

i’m currently only writing for Creepypasta, Marble Hornets, EverymanHYBRID, and TriveTwelve (I will do a content warning for it if it comes up), but I might add on to this list later!

18+ Requests are accepted over at @zahmbie-after-dark the usual rules apply, any minors will be blocked

My only strong no’s currently are no non-con and no underage stuff (anything romantic with a kid is a no, like Sally Creepypasta and Alex EMH, fluff is fine).

I’ll warn for anything I think needs it, but let me know if you need warnings for anything specific!

Requests are open, but I have ADHD, work, and school, so I’m sorry ahead of time if I take a while!

#Zombie talks #requests open #request rules #Zombie is colored green cause i just realized i could do that lol #I’ve… considered writing for mad/com but i may just make two blogs? Idk

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marypsue · 5 months

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Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day #and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back.#he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi #he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes #but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them.#and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him.#your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back.#i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently

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nerdpoe · 8 days

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It's Danny's first time doing his taxes, and he's reaching out to an online friend to help him. This is how he discovers that as far as the rest of the world is concerned, Amity Park is a barely contained zombie outbreak.

He'd made an online friend, Bart, and they played video games a lot.

Danny's fulltime job is inventing alongside his parents, and as that makes him self-employed (he doesn't work for his parents just next to them), this makes his taxes a little...scary. And it's his first tax season.

He reaches out to Bart, and asks if he knows anyone who files as self employed and if they'd be able to give him some guidance.

He can't ask his parents because, apparently, they've just been throwing random numbers on the papers and have no interest in actually doing them. Danny would like to do this properly.

Also he would like to know how his parents haven't been arrested? Questions for later.

So he shoots a message to Bart, who's apparently in the middle of some sort of sleepover with all of his old friends. Bart assures him that it's fine, and they'll all pitch in to help.

They just need to know his city and state so that the nerd of the group, some guy named Tim, can look up local state and city tax law.

When he tells them he's from Amity Park, there's no response for a good ten minutes.

What follows is a barely legible request for a phone number to call, and a group of people on the other side shouting and asking how he's avoided dying in the hellscape zombie apocalypse that is Amity Park.

Danny has no idea what the other shit means, but he's not about to dodge a chance to make a dead joke when he has one.

"I mean. If you wanna get technical, I didn't. Is...that something that'll effect my taxes?"

OR: The GIW has been lying to keep the Justice League and Justice League Dark out of Amity Park by declaring it a Disaster Zone, stating that not only is there massive pollutants in the air and soil, but that the undead run rampant and are barely contained. The wording they use, however, is a little weird upon closer inspection. It never specifies zombie, and it never says what pollutants. Danny's not super interested about that, though; he just wants to pay his taxes so that the IRS doesn't kill him in his sleep.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #tim absolutely digs into whether or not being dead effects his taxes #kon starts questioning whether he should be paying them?#is he even a legal resident of the usa?#tim should he get naturalized?#bart wants to go to amity #because talking and sentient zombies are cool as fuck #cassie is not super on board with going to amity park #she has a few more questions before agreeing to a field trip to go there #and there will be a field trip to amity park #a city of technically undead due to ecto contamination functioning perfectly normal?#fuck yeah they wanna see this twilight zone bullshit

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lemonbubble · 2 years

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seeing that "achievement unlocked, survived tumblr porn ban" post being reblogged by people who LITERALLY RETURNED FROM TWITTER AFTER HEARING THE NEWS

YOU did not "survive the porn ban", you ran away!! you abandoned your blog for twitter, and now you come crawling back and act like you've been here the entire time????? THIS IS STOLEN VALOR

#like i don't ACTUALLY care at all lmao #but it's also a lot like a zombie claiming they ''survived the plague''#naw buddy you're dead. you're still walking and talking but you very much did NOT survive #also ''stolen valor'' is just such a funny concept

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kyasunn · 5 months

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Coming soon to a theatre near you

#secret life #life series spoilers #trafficblr #zombie cleo #zombiecleo #grian #fanart #on an unrelated note does anyone want to talk about this session's cletho with me please #that one moment in the zombie movie when the partner gets bitten but chooses to self sacrifice instead of infecting their partner #ky-posts-drawing #third life was desert duo... double life was ranchers... secret life is the series of cletho...!#1k

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genderneutralethogirl · 10 days

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Hermits logging in for the sole purpose of yelling at other Hermits mid-stream my beloved

#falsesymmetry #hermitcraft season 10 #hermitcraft #hermitchat #from iskall’s stream today where he talked about if/how all the hermits would survive in a zombie apocalypse

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nightzombie · 9 months

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blah blah destiel but you don't understand. cas and dean are canonically best friends. like yes destiel they're in love, but they are best friends too. that fact is important to me. cas is one of the most important people in dean's life, up there by sam himself, his family. cas is his friend, and his family as well. im unwell

#spn #supernatural #dean winchester #castiel #destiel #zombie talks

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zombiemollusk · 30 days

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that one update that made it so it only says "[you] reblogged" when you reblog directly from the op was maybe a bit ridiculous and unnecessary

but at least it eventually gave me this

#R E B L O G B O O P #zombie talks #tumblr #boop

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zombiecare-rot-art · 30 days

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I WANT PAW BADGES

can you not get them on side blogs? I have one on my main but nothing for this one and I cry!

#zombie talks #boops #pls boop me #boop

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zahmbie · 9 months

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I'm putting a pause on writing Jeff EMH with everything coming out, requests for only him will be put on hold and requests with him and other characters will only have the other characters in them

#zombie talks #with everything currently available and amanda and evan siding against jeff it. doesn't look great.#of course my sympathy goes out to everyone hurt by his actions i hope y'all are doing okay #i saw another blog talk about changing the last name which i might also do? idk i need time to consider #to be deleted

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ew-selfish-art · 9 months

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Dp x Dc AU: Not exactly a meet cute between Jazz and Jason.

Jason's had a long night of beating the shit out of a gang that dared to sell in his territory, the last thing he needs is the Bats on his tail. He can always sense them when he leaves Crime Alley- they watch for him. Waiting for him to fail. It pisses him off.

So Jason shakes his tail, he's pretty sure it's the demon brat, parks his bike, removes his helm and heads into the loudest bar he can find, ditching his mask along the way. There are no camera's and there was no one watching, so Jason just looks like any other angry frat guy at the bar. Well, he supposes that the Leather jacket might be a stand out.

He grabs a drink, and looks at the time. Jason just needs to wait out the chance that a baby bird saw his bike and hope that curfew kicks in before this has to be a 'conversation'. Besides, the music is good and despite all the people, the crowd is pretty behaved.

"Hi! I'm so glad you're here!" A woman approaches, he can tell she's had a few drinks from her walk but her eyes scream sobriety and fear. She's tall in her flats, her hair looks disheveled (from dancing maybe) and her outfit screams 'this is the one fun black top I own'. She's beautiful and her approaching him might've been a wet teenage dream if his suspicions weren't immediately raised.

"I certainly am here." Jason replies, a smirk set into his features easily and as he straightens out his back he can see the three men watching the back of her head like predators. They're wearing super lame white hoodies and coats, like they're organized somehow.

"That's why you're my hero! Always ready to grab me at a moment's notice! Any chance you'll be good to leave after you finish that drink?" Her eyes are pleading but she keeps the same happy smile and joyful tone the whole time.

"Nah, no worries about the drink. It was cheap and I was just getting bored with it anyway. " Jason explains, setting his glass down on the counter. He's mentally photographed the three creeps, "Did any of your friends also need a ride home?"

"Nope! They all got in an uber... without me. So they'll be just fine!" She explains and there is an anger in her eyes that clearly meant she was telling the truth. Her hands are straightening out his jacket collar, making it look like they're more comfortable with each other than just strangers. She lays her hands flat on his chest once her task is completed and Jason feels his throat go dry.

"I'm always telling you to find better friends. Now c'mon, I parked out back." he wraps an arm around her waist, though its not tight, and peers over his shoulder. These guys weren't going to leave without a fight it seems, Dumb, Dumbie and Dumber are all watching her with evil in their eyes.

The two of them walk out and before she can even say thank you, the door swings back open and she's sucker punched one of the assholes and Jason's pulled his gun out for the other two.

"You gents are gunna go home, or you're gonna end up in the dirt. Pick." Jason growls. Not taking him seriously at first, he shoots one dudes foot and the last one standing looks like he might pass out. He picks up his fallen comrades and backs away into the bar.

"For ancients sake those dudes were trying to traffic the hell out of me." She sighs, and Jason holsters his gun.

"Yeah no shit. You okay?" Jason inquires.

"I will be. I'm Jazz, thanks for saving me Hood."

"I'm no-"

"You're literally leaning comfortably on Red Hoods motorcycle that still has his helmet perched on it. No one would do that unless they were suicidal or him." She challenges, but then a look changes in her eyes and she almost looks nervous "But still, do you uhm, wanna get out of here?"

He blinks. She was trying to pick him up? AFTER finding out he was a crime lord??

The answer is that yes, Hell Yes, Jason does want to get out of here. None of the Bats will bother him while he has a civilian, not at the diner he takes her too and certainly not while he's taking her back to one of his safe houses.

Jason had expected one of his siblings to show up in the morning and cause a ruckus. He hadn't planned for a dude to let himself into his kitchen screaming about government agencies tracking Jazz down that wasn't related. Turns out it's her brother and he's floating and no he's not going to explain why he's there or how he found them.

Jazz has a lot to explain to the both of them and it starts with "So I can admit that I have a thing for motorcycle guys-"