#zain>>asks

[darling-zain]

FEET ANON??? I’m pissing myself can u imagine ☠️☠️☠️

“wh-why do u love me senpapi?” 🥺

“darling ,, my love.. [yan rubs hands together deviously, a melancholic expression on their seraphic features] your best quality is that … you got those gorilla grippers.. the tremendously beautiful toes.. that gorgeous arch to ur foot.. that i dream about. now lemme suck.”

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD AND OFF MY BLOG RAHHHHH 🤬🤬🤬🤬

#zain>>asks #zain>>mutuals <33 #genie I hate you #🖕🙄 #jk love u Bae #no I don't #yes I do

[teabutmakeitazure]

last ask and sorry for bothering you but, there is this stupid idea : chrollo having the hots for a brown darling. knowing how messed up pakistan/india's dating and marriage system is, he cant even be her boyfriend without her having massive issues lol. its not just that darling doesn't want to date him, its that her parents will kill her if they find out. its straight up kidnapping lol. i cant imagine him trying to act as a religious, pious and well meaning suitor that's too cringe.

dont get me started on "the only man you may reveal yourself to is your husband" asshole gonna use it to his advatage.

There is no way he is walking through the door and telling your parents that his second name is Lucilfer. But that's not even the problem. The problem is how in the name of all things holy did you come to know a man. A male specimen out of all the unholy things in this land and let him into your house to meet your parents.

If the excessive interrogating wasn't enough, the taunts that you're outside and being friends with men like it's no big deal are enough to warrant a month full of therapy to undo the damage to your psyche.

The arranged marriage culture would honestly baffle him. Chrollo doesn't understand why people would weigh such superficial and shallow traits so heavily when searching for a partner. It certainly doesn't sit right with him either when he's rejected by your parents for not being as cultural as them. He has money and he cares for you. Isn't that what's supposed to matter?

Chrollo doesn't see the point in keeping up such exhaustive appearances of being religious, pious and adhering to cultural values so he takes the easy route: making you disappear. Despite his initial dislike of what he called restrictive values, he has no problems with using them against you. It's true that you're only supposed to reveal yourself without hesitation to your husband, and he's the only man- er, human - left in your life. Isn't that a wonderful coincidence?

#Chrollo hears of medical colleges being filled with girls and most of them getting married off never to practice medicine made him lose hi #his* sense of logic for a while #what do you mean they work so hard to get into medical college just to get a decent marriage proposal? #that explains why the healthcare system is in shambles #and why a third of the population consists of engineers #that aside he'd probably get rejected by the parents for being too 'not brown' #i have a lot to say about yans with brown darlings because it has so much potential with the way the marriage market is #but Chrollo might immediately see the situation and think *im not doing that* #how is he supposed to show your parents that he's the best suitor when the first question is what his father does for a living #he can't just say *oh i grew up in a lawless land without any caretaker and i dont officially exist in legal records but i love you daugh #daughter very much so cant i get some slack?* #immediate rejection lmao #mother probably doesnt like how he seems emotionless #the generational trauma of emotionless men resurfaces and its an immediate no from her too #ask #zain-is-done2004 #chrollo brainrot

[robotslenderman]

Eavesdrop!

"... weirdest fucking human last night."

"Yeah?"

"So I'm just working, right, but I'm a bit hungry and haven't hunted yet so I go down the street, right, and there's this group of people coming out of this karaoke club. This one human's fiddling with her bag and lets the others go ahead so I'm like, okay, great, I have lunch now. But you know, it's always risky to approach the ones that present as female because -- "

"Yeah, I know, if you breathe on the other side of the road they'll know about it. I usually go for men for the same reason, they think they're safe. In most places anyway, ever tried hunting in the East End in the '60s? Even the men were super jumpy because they were always shanking each other."

"Dude, weren't you Embraced in 1974?"

"Yeah, but my sire told me stories. I was one of those jumpy humans. You could barely set foot outside your door after dark without getting mugged. I wore a turban back then though, so I didn't get bothered much, only by the idiots who didn't know what a kirpan was."

"Anyway. So she sees me approaching, right, and she's on her guard and I'm like, don't worry dude, I'm just a hungry vampire."

"Sullivan. The fuck?"

"It's this thing Evie started doing to fuck with the kine, just to see what they say. She only ever does it around me so I can sigh loudly and Dominate them into forgetting about it afterwards but uh, I also started doing it sometimes just for the lols."

"For the what?"

"Evie says that too, it means for one's own amusement. Can't you actually use a smartphone? How do you not know what that means? You've never been on social media?"

"Weren't you lecturing me about 'spiritual self harm' last week?"

"Shut the fuck up. So anyway, she plays along. A lot of them do. Asks to see my fangs. I show her. Asks me what fucking clan I am."

"Seriously?"

"Yeah, she's played fucking Bloodlines. Matthew Dawkins has a lot to answer for, no wonder he's on that fucking Red List."

"Isn't that the alter ego of -- "

"Yeah, that guy. No wonder nobody's been able to bump him off yet. You try telling a Methuselah he can't just fucking violate the Masquerade like that by making a literal fucking game out of it."

"He didn't make it, he just -- "

"No, no, he did, Matthew Dawkins is just his latest cover."

"Oh! Right, I forgot. Feels like it only came out and made the Camarilla shit themselves like... six months ago."

"Bram Stoker, eat your fucking heart out. Anyway the human's pretty excited about how good my 'Lasombra cosplay' is because I'm all in black and the shadows are spooky and shit so I'm like, thinking, right. I'm behind my monthly quota and you know what Amicia's like when I don't hit it."

"So is this, like, the monthly-monthly quota or the monthly quota where she sneakily tries to bump it up, you call her out on her shit, and she brings it back down and doesn't give a fuck you didn't actually hit it so long as you hit the normal one?"

"Oh, it's the former."

"Oh, so you must be in a lot of trouble, then."

"Yeah, so like, I'm still hungry but I've got this human eating out of the palm of my hand and I still need some blood bags. She's not as jumpy now that she knows I'm a cosplaying weirdo instead of a sexual predator weirdo, but I still gotta lure her into the van."

"Yeah, I noticed the graffiti -- "

"Yeah, that wasn't Evie this time, I woke up and it was there. So anyway I decide fuck it, may as well go the whole nine yards, so I'm like 'hey can I steal your blood.'"

"How'd she take that?"

"She corrected me and said it's not stealing if I have her consent. So I'm like, okay, so do I have your consent to steal your blood? And she's like. No. that's not -- actually never mind, how are you going to take it? And I'm like well I have this whole set up in this van here. And she's like the one with 'free candy' written on the side? and I'm like. yeah. the one with 'free candy' written on the side. the kids these days think they're so funny."

"How many times has Evie -- "

"Eighteen, but nine of them were actually hallucinations because she was too lazy to get some more spraypaint so I don't think it counts. But like I said it wasn't Evie this time. So anyway, that graffiti ended up saving my ass here because I'm sure she'd have run screaming if it was a normal creepy van but because someone 'lampshaded the creepiness,' as she said, she hung around instead. I showed her my setup. She was like 'cool, sure, go ahead.'"

"She wasn't worried you'd chloroform her after?"

"Pretty sure she was going along with this for the lols. She seemed to think I was harmless. Or at least, she gave off the impression she did. To be honest it might've been a fawn response, but yeah, I had her in the van hooked up and giving blood. She tried to tell me off for not sanitising her arm but I just Dominated her into thinking I'd done it so no harm done. So yeah, got the blood, Dominated her into forgetting it and sent her on her way. Wish they were all as cooperative as that! I'd be way fucking less traumatised."

A snort. "Did you at least give her a cookie? The humans do that."

"She asked if I had any. I said no, I only have chewable iron tablets."

"You give the humans iron tablets when you're done?"

"No, but Jane has a stock for when I'm out in rural bumfuck nowhere and need to feed off her exclusively for a while. Anyway. Now there's a weirdass human who's got a bottle of chewable iron tablets in her bag and she has no idea how it got there. I think Evie would be proud."

"So you do give out free candy, huh?"

"Nah, she paid for it in blood."

"Yeah, that's... yeah that's true. Damn, and I thought I was being so witty."

"Har har har. Fucking smartarse Ravnos."

#intimatevoid #Sullivan Blackmoore #Zain al-Shahir bin Zakariya #VTM #ask box game answers

[scho17]

Jalim DBH AU

Jason, a battle bot who's become just a little too conscious about what he's been told do - the woman with the groceries - he doesn't shoot - they flag him down as possibly faulty and then after that they're just looking for any reason to shoot Jason down into a junkyard. Maybe they send him on an op, practically a suicide run for anyone else and damnit its suicide for him too even if he don't completely realize it.

He gets damaged. Not no easy fix, not no little scratch he's - well fuck, he's busted. Some part of him in a near constant short circuit. Fried. It makes him forgetful of what he's done and why he's done it. They don't attenpt to fix him or his memory problem, they dont even wipe it out, they ain't got to. He won't be their problem much longer. They pop his back plate open and slip out his power core. They didn't even have the decency to tell him.

Jason gets discharged. Retired. However they wanna spin it but all the same they boot him to the curb.

They sell him as is. Auctioning him off and if Jason could understand what the hell he was feeling maybe he'd call it relief. Or maybe its betrayal. He doesn't really know yet.

Anyhow, he ends up on Salim's slab. Salim is a tinkerer of sorts, does repairs for a living and Jason seems intriguing. Military models are never really available for the public market and most are just destroyed or are too damaged to take on. Some wealthy folk like to keep fixed up ones as body guards and with any luck the model Salim's just bought will be a bang for his buck.

yada yada yada, that doesnt really happen. The second Jason comes online again with the help of a new power core its like waking from a nightmare and if he were anything alive his hackles would raise, sweat sticking his hair to his forehead and his breath would leave his chest heaving. But he isn't. All the same fight or flight gets activated. He's practically snarling like a wild dog, he's in a unfamiliar layout in a new place with what ought to be a graveyard of android parts.

and Salim really does his best to help - to explain. Which maybe this is weirder on his end cause 'good god this android is actually reacting and oh god am I going to die here? stupid auction'. it's kinda funny from an outside view and also kinda not.

Jason calms down enough and then boom 'nother short circuit. It makes him draw a blank. Forgets what happened in the past 5 to 15 minutes. Salim really didn't anticipate this. How could he? They go through the motions again, introductions, some part of Jason has realized that Salim isn't a threat, so at least this time they're meetings not as hostile.

Salim wants to understand Jason - he's some type of conscious and he's got his issues. they end up as some sorta flatmates. idk maybe we get a whole domestic Jason w memory issues arc. its kinda cute, really sad sometimes because he doesnt understand whats happening to him or why. Just that the very reason for his lifes purpose ain't in his grasp no more. He feels kind of pathetic somedays, becomes more of a homemaker than a soldier. Salim says it isn't bad. it's- it's not.

Maybe he picks up hobbies, starts reading, learning of the world he's missed out on. How the moral ideals of the masses clash with the values that were instilled in him. fucking cable TV. its kinda funny, kinda not.

Salim fixes him up. The memories come back in nightmares while he's booted down. Memory files drawn to the front of his mind all corrupted. It takes a long while for Jason to be alright. Salim worrys, notices him - of all things - stress baking. Jason talks about Nana Kolchek and her recipies and they both know she don't really exist. That it's part of the program they built into Jason to help him seem more human, more relatable to other soldiers. They don't talk about that aspect of it.

At some point Jason realizes Salim is going to sell him. Or at least intended to when he was bought at the auction. It hits him like a humvee going 80. Has a whole "was any of it ever real?" moment.

Jason has a little crisis and still somehow can't really unconvince himself that it won't happen. So he rips the bandaid off and flat out asks. Salim looks at him with that kind of expression people save for kicked puppies and the like. Some type of emotion in his eyes that Jason just doesn't know how to understand. It's too much. Jason looks away with a frown.

Salim pulls his hand into Jason's and squeezes once, cold metal against warm skin. Salim isn't selling Jason.

Heart to Heart.

Eventually Jason meets Zain. Zain looks at him quizzically, like he's just tryna wrap his head around something and he just dont quite get it. Zain says that his dad talks about him a lot, that he seems happier, less lonely, gives Jason the shovel talk. The works. Which Jason thinks is bizzare because he isn't even romantically involved with Salim.

and then he thinks,

thinks on it real hard and

oh,

oh.

He might be.

Right then and there, it dawns on Jason that, yes, they've been practically dating for a long while now. He cooks, cleans, asks Salim about his day, nags when he leaves his shoes crowded and piled in the door way, notes his likes and dislikes, holds him when he needs it, takes care of him and vice versa, they hook their legs together underneath the dinner table, they even do that looking into eachothers eyes lovingly thing and he just didn't realize thats what it was.

Zain is delighted with Jason's new found revelation. He helps Jason get flowers and chocolates, even gets a little card, it's real cute.

And Jason for as much as you'd think him as level headed really isn't too good at keeping a cool on it. He's flustered. Hands over the sweets, flowers and card like a kid with his first crush and shit, yeah, in a way yes, thats exactly what this is. a little bit. its kinda funny. kinda. There's even music on in the background because Jason just doesn't know how to miss.

They kiss. Salim tastes like chocolate.

#house of ashes #jason kolchek #jalim #salim othman #the DBH AU literally no one asked for #zain othman #Zain Othman ily ur so slay for getting ur dad game #wing man shit #dont look at the typos or ur homophobic #tell me what song u think is playing in the bg near the end im curious n think theyre awful cute #mines was (youre mine and) we belong together by Jimmy Velvet

[skelesass]

honestly i love your feral and closely"evil" and unhinged display of dante. i feel like you can truly bring out the chaotic and sadistic evil of an a where dante swaps role with vergil lol

That’s the thing though, Vergil isn’t evil.

He’s very, VERY misguided in his pursuit of power but it’s never out of outright malice for human kind. It’s his own perceived weakness that he hates. Evil is a very stark term for someone who is very afraid of himself.

ANYWAY I’m glad you like how I draw them! My thought about the twins is very much “they look off, but human.” If you start looking too close you see their smiles are too sharp, their eyes are too pale, they’re a bit too angular to be human—but they present themselves to be. Dante wants to BAD to be human, but he can’t be. He never can be.

I have opinions about the sparda twins, anyway! I love role swap things! I have played around with the idea of Dante swapping with vergil a few times. <3

#rose shut up #zain is done2004 #thank you for the ask!

[ultrabananapudding]

Dar challenges Salim into an arm wrestling match and that lands him in the infirmary after Salim dislocates his shoulder.

Bonus: A close-up shot of Salims arms which I spent close to a hour perfecting.

#Salims lumpy soldier uniform hides away the real guns #This was inspired by an ask I got ages ago sending me a Pic of Salims body figure from the devil in me #He has nice arms so he can pick up Zain no matter what age his son is #art #hoa #my art #house of ashes #dark pictures anthology #the dark pictures anthology #salim othman #dar basri #dalim #comic

[the-cuc-brigade]

(Welcome back!)

#henry stickmin ask blog #the stickmin collection #thsc #henry stickmin collection #ask blog #Camera Man #CM #Zain Hendrix #oc #au #CCC #story #this took me 9 months to drew

[grapecaseschoices]

for the Valentine's amorous asks you posted yesterday - 2, 4 and 51. Any OC you want although I think the questions would be fun for your oldest age-wise OCs.

haha agewise is hard because it's like i have ocs who are 200 yrs old [and some more] but look like they're 20. i think my oldest normally aged oc might be ... either pierre or andy [i used to have much older ocs but i havent broke 40 in a minute. gotta change that].

2. Does your OC remember their first crush? Would they ever admit to it now?

Andy: Yes (ish). No.

Zaine: If he had anyone prior to her Lady, then he does not recall it. Would she admit that she might have cared for someone prior to his Lady? Hrm. Maybe. It really depended on the situation.

4. Is there someone your OC has met who they would find physically attractive, if only their personality were not so repulsive? (Or that they find attractive and really wish they didn’t…)

Andy and Zaine: What does personality have to do with anything? ROFLMAO. I think both of their reactions, Zaine's especially, would be mild irritation. Andy's probably more exasperation before moving on from it. Not to say the thought wouldn't occasionally circle back but he wouldn't fixate on it. I don't think he has anyone specific though. Zaine does and she makes it the person's problem -- but then she makes a lot of things that person's problem so /shrugs.

51. Does (or did) your OC enjoy “the chase” or being “chased”? Or do such things appear to them like silly games? Or even as an unequal and unhealthy basis for a relationship?

Andy: Prefers to be in charge of things. And he's not opposed to games. I think, in a sense, he prefers games solely. In that everyone knows that nothing will come of it. He's the chaser, always. That said, Andy's current move is pick up at a bar, f*ck, and move on. It's rather straightforward, but I'm sure there's verbal games. The verbal chase.

Zaine: If Zaine is chasing you, you're prey and he is hungry. ROFLMAO. The only being Zaine might seriously consider playing such games with is her Queen, and she can't.

#most of my muses are if ocs these days and ifs concept of 'old' is 27 roflmao. unless they're a supernatural character #anyway to for the ask <3 #honeylemonbutte #grapecase answers #ask: andy yasar #ask: zaine takzedh #i went with autumn grove andy #(i THINK pierre MIGHt be older than him but i don't feel like looking it up. but probs a year only) #most of the responses could work for twc andy tho -- pre: mason #lmao #as for zaine enjoy the tidbits of an oc i barely mention and will only continue to mention at minimum. yw

[bitterboysystem]

for the system ask game: 17 and 21 please :3

Such a late reply sorry anon-- 17) What is something that system members have very different opinions on? This is a deep question but I'd say how to go about our daily life styles and our own personal inner guidance. For example: one person would rather dress practical for weather while the other couldn't care and dress for fashion. Another example would be our biggest struggle is with Vices and Addictions some are heavily against being under any influences while others will go ahead and drink/smoke. 21) Running jokes within the system? I'd say most running jokes would be anything that had to do with Emmett, Zain and Momo all best friends while still driving each other insane. A cute running joke is Hali when shes excited about something she'll sing it and it will get into other's heads and they'll begin singing it as well. just at random moments and its always a good laugh. Thank you for asking Anon<3 --V

#did #personal #system things #bitterboysystem #V #hali #emm #zain #momo #anon ask #ask #did ask #ask us anything!

[darling-zain]

how would u like me to claim u

through violence

or …….

more violence ?

more violence please I want to be bloodied up and bruised uwu

#zain>>asks #zain>>mutuals <33 #rare zain bottom moment

[femmehysteria]

1997!

ooh great year for movies! Good Will Hunting!! it has become my all time favourite movie, I love it so much

#hi zain!! #movie asks

[robotslenderman]

Eavesdrop!!!

"Is it normal for a seventeen-year-old to behave that way?"

"Hmm?"

"I mean, she's all playful and a prankster. More like a little kid. When I was Embraced my oldest was seventeen and she was all trying to be an adult and I had to keep her from humping the leg of the butcher's son. I don't think I've had to spray Evie with a bottle of cold water once."

"I mean, you have to remember that part of growing up means not being afraid of being childlike any more."

"Yeah, but... oh. Oh, right. Shit, I forgot."

"Yeah, she's been seventeen for like twenty years, she's long past that phase. If she was ever in it. She's never been into boys. Or girls. Or anyone else. I mean, she'll always have the brain of a seventeen-year-old, so she'll always be a bit impulsive, but her brain wasn't that far from maturity and experience has done the rest, pretty much."

"God, I feel old."

"You're not even a hundred yet!"

"I'm olllddd!"

Snickering.

"Anyway," that voice goes on, "she terrified me when I first met you two. She'd act all carefree and hoppity skip and 'Sullivan is the best!' and you'd be standing there, glowering and terrifying with all the creepy shadows. I thought she was completely unhinged. Then you started warming up to me and thawing out a bit and I was like, oh, she's unhinged in a wholesome and adorable way, not a scary way. She was a lot less scary when the person she adored wasn't scary."

"That's not what unhinged means, unhinged can't be wholesome, but you're getting better at using 21st century slang so I don't want to be discouraging."

"I refuse to grow old. I will keep dabbing with the kids and I will stay yeet at heart, damn it!"

A dramatic tone: "It'll happen to you!" Then: "Christ, I'm cringing at that, that was terrible."

"I swear I did that on purpose."

"Bullshit."

"Shut up. Anyway, I miss her when you don't bring her around."

"I mean, I can always give her your number so you can keep in touch."

"Yeah, no, that's creepy."

"She likes knowing another Ravnos. She won't be creeped out, she's come to trust you over the years. Anyway, you did say your daughter was her age... I think she'd understand."

"It's fine. I'll chat to her next time I see her."

"That girl just fucking collects parental figures, it's hilarious."

"Who's she with now?"

"Beckett."

"Ah, so she's having the time of her life right now, then." Laughter. "I won't intrude. Tell her I said hi next time you see her, then."

"Will do!"

"... My daughter's granddaughter is getting married soon, you know."

"You're so fucking old."

"Shut up."

"Just vibe and yeet, that'll keep it away."

"I hate you so much."

#ask box game answers #Evie Byrne #Sullivan Blackmoore #Zain al-Shahir bin Zakariya #VTM #my fic

[teabutmakeitazure]

Me : :(

Rafan box pudding : gotchu :)

Btw i read somewhere that chrollo likes pudding? Dunno if its true but this is the only bonding experience we'll ever have.

Pudding has never been easier to make with that box. You only need to boil milk that's literally it

Bonding exercise? Nope. I'm eating all of it. Chrollo isn't getting any and he will forfeit his portion in the name of love

#i think i read that too but nevertheless #whenever i saw Saiki with his coffee jelly i always thought *isn't that me with my desserts* #because it is #ask #zain-is-done2004

[108garys]

Hey hello are you still kickin it,same here rant here

I am, it's a nice day and the 20th year anniversary of hoa's events and there's not a single vampire in the sky✨

Being Australian I have the benefit of timezones in terms of making something(I've been a little wrapped up in mermaids and the like) but for now enjoy this 😁

#house of ashes #the dark pictures anthology #Salim Othman #Zain Othman #Asks #ax268 #I had to both do ugly duckling Zain and fallout 3 party hats 😂 #Now what to do for today? We'll see #character birthdays #No rants today. At least not related to this 😅

[alexanderthesortaok]

💭

"It might help to go to the cemetery instead. Closure and... no it's bullshit. It doesn't feel better, you feel even more hollow. If I could I be sleeping there every night."

#meme day asks #lost together: zain

[firecaptainphoenix]

💭

"I know what's like to lose someone during an earthquake. It wasn't your fault, I'm sorry we couldn't have done more for her."

#meme day asks #grief support group: zain