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forever-more-never-again · 5 years

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The White Lion (Chapter Five)

Word Count: 1051

Pairing: Keith X Lance X Blind!Fem!Reader

Warnings: General Voltron fighting and angst

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“Why are you ignoring her Keith? She’s actually pretty cool.”

Keith growled at Pidge’s insistent chattering.

“I’m not ignoring her.”

“Yes you are.” Lance flopped himself into the chair next to Keith at the table, his plate of goo landing precariously close to the edge.

Keith turned his scowl onto the blue paladin. But Lance wasn’t looking at him.

He, along with Pidge, were staring at the entrance.

Turning around, Keith saw why.

Standing in the entrance, one hand on the wall, dressed in the white robes they had been wearing when Voltron found them, was [Y/n].

She inched in, one hand held out a little ways in front of her as a barrier.

“Hi. Lance.” Keith watched as she seemed to nod in the direction of where Lance was. “Pidge.” And then on the other side of the table where Pidge was.

Keith narrowed his eyes. “I thought you were blind?”

Lance gasped, horrified. He yelled at Keith, “You jerk!”

But [Y/n] was laughing, waving off Lance’s anger, despite Keith about to retort. His mouth hun open as he heard the musical laughter escape from under the scarf around her face.

“It’s fine Lance. I can see your energies. You mister,” She waved a finger, her voice teasing, “Would have found out if I had seen you yesterday.”

Pidge piped up as they walked over to [Y/n] and grabbed their hand and led them to the table. “What is his?”

Keith frowned, not liking the look in Pidge’s eyes.

Lance chuckled, his own blue eyes lighting up in mischief, “Yeah. Is his energy black and emo? Or mullet shaped?”

Keith growled, “I doubt she knows what a mullet looks like.” And then he froze. “I’m..I mean…”

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Despite being wary and kinda disappointed that Keith had not sought me out the night before, I had decided to find the kitchen and get my own food. Not wanting to rely on other people.

So I was shocked when I had felt the familiar heat of the red energy between green vines and blue waves.

Now he was a stuttering mess and I found myself laughingly repeating what I had told everyone else, “It’s fine Keith. I’m blind. It’s okay. What is a mullet anyways? Is it a hairstyle? I might have seen one before I lost my sight..” I mused aloud.

The red flames sunk low, losing some heat and radiance. I frowned. I didn’t like that.

I also chose to keep my mouth shut about the way the flames seemed to reach out towards the blue waves but hesitate.

“It’s a horrible hairstyle! Short in the front, long on his neck.” Lance’s derisive snort was enough to get me laughing again.

Pidge interrupted, their hand still holding onto mine as they had sat next to me when they led me to a chair, “Anyways! What is his energy like?”

I could feel the confusion radiating from Keith, but also a slight interest.

“It’s red. Flames. Heat and comfort. It...It’s soft.” My voice was low and gentle as I told Keith what I saw when I looked at him.

I might never see his face. But just from his energy, I could tell he was an amazing, kind hearted person.

Turning my head slightly, I watched the blue waves jump back in surprise.

“What!?” An indignant squak. “No black emo?” I chuckled again, “No sorry. Black is actually for Shiro.”

Pidge took over, their obvious interest and enthusiasm for my weird ability leaking into their tone, “Yeah! Shiro is black fog, Hunk is yellow sunlight, I’m green vines, Keith is red flames, and you are blue waves! It’s so cool! I want to run some tests and see if I can find out why! I mean, being part Altean, Galra and Human probably have something to do with it but-”

They continued to ramble, but I tuned them out slightly as I watched the Red and Blue on the other side of the table, interact with each other.

Energies were odd. While they reacted to the emotions and physical decisions of the living creature, they were more honest than spoken words or actions could be.

So it was a shock, after hearing them interact with such callousness and obvious dislike towards each other, to see their energies seek each other out and seem almost gentle towards each other.

My heart flipped uncomfortably as I watched them.

Why did this affect me so much? Along with my odd slip into tears in the presence of Lance and my odd reaction to Keith on the moon...I shook it off. It was just this reality and my body and mind trying to adjust. That was all. I hoped.

Keith blocked out Pidge’s rambling. His attention on Lance and [Y/n]. Where Lance was loud and obnoxious at times, [Y/n] seemed reserved, almost shy and scared.

Keith found himself staring at [Y/n], the scarf that she had been wearing on the moon once again covering her face and markings. He wondered why.

“As fascinating,” He interrupted Pidge, who turned to give him a murderous glare. Oh he was going to pay for that later, he winced internally, “I think Allura mentioned something about training?”

He arched a brow at Lance and Pidge.

They shared a look and then turned to look at [Y/n]. Who had frozen in her place.

Slowly releasing from Pidge’s deathgrip, she raised a hand, “Would that include me?”

Keith hated how small her voice sounded, it tugged at something deep in his chest. Something he thought only Lance could affect.

“I guess. I don’t see why not. Since you could form with Voltron, her and Shiro probably want to see if it can happen again.” Keith shrugged.

Lance squinted his eyes and Keith hoped he couldn’t see through the fake nonchalance he had been projecting into his voice.

It would be a horrible mess if Lance thought that Keith wanted to try anything with [Y/n].

Which he didn’t, Keith mentally reminded himself.

However, as he stood and watched Pidge and Lance guide [Y/n] through the corridors towards the Lion Hangars, he couldn’t help but think that maybe...just maybe...he would like to try to find something real with [Y/n].

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deadcactuswalking · 6 years

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REVIEWING THE CHARTS: 1st July 2018

Just a shorter episode today, hopefully. As long as it’s 1,000 words I’m fine with making a lower-effort episode after a busy week of doing other stuff like BLAST TO THE PAST and promoting my mixtape. This has kind of fell in my priorities since, but I’ll still try and make something of an interesting read with the five new arrivals we have, and all the other antics.

Top 10

Well, we have another new number-one this week, topping the charts at its fourteenth week here! This one’s “Shotgun” by George Ezra, which I believe is Ezra’s first ever number-one, so congratulations, even if the song is much less deserving than, say, “Budapest”.

This means that the song “Solo” by Clean Bandit featuring Demi Lovato has been hit a spot to the runner-up space, number-two, but I have a feeling it will rebound.

“2002” by Anne-Marie won’t freaking go away at number-three. It’s been steady for weeks now, please drop or climb sometime!

Former #1 “I’ll be There” by Jess Glynne has not fulfilled its promise by staying at number-four.

Oh, yeah, and we also gave XXXTENTACION a top-five hit, as “SAD!” crawled up a whopping 26 spaces to get to number-five, after UK chart rules started to include YouTube video streaming, conveniently right at the time the video for X’s track dropped. I think this may mean more new arrivals each week, so prepare for that, but we’ll see.

“If You’re Over Me” by Years & Years is up two spots to number-six, and will go into the top five once the album releases this week.

“Better Now” by Post Malone is now down a position, probably due to “SAD!”, to number-seven.

“I Like It”, however, by Cardi B, Bad Bunny and J Balvin is climbing up higher – it had a one-spot boost this week and is now at number-eight.

“Leave a Light On” by Tom Walker is down two spaces to number-nine, but will rebound because I heard it on another advertisement and that’s how this song gets plays.

Finally, just like last week, we have “One Kiss” by Calvin Harris and Dua Lipa staying at the final spot in the top 10.

Climbers

Other than “Rise” by Jonas Blue featuring Jack & Jack up five spots to #12, most of our big gainers this week are for cloud or emo-rap artists, including Juice WRLD, whose “Lucid Dreams” got a five-spot gain up to #18 (I called it!), Post Malone, whose feature alongside Preme on Tiesto and Dzeko’s “Jackie Chan” got a big 15-space boost up to #20, as well as the late XXXTENTACION, who got some more post-death streams, landing his two other songs that entered the top 40 last week in higher peaks, the highest being “Moonlight”, up 15 spots to #17, and the other being “changes”, which although latching on nowhere near as well as “Moonlight” and “SAD!”, is still up 11 spots to #22.

Fallers

We don’t have many, but the ones we do have are massive, and mostly for bigger hits that served a long time in the top 20. We have Ariana Grande’s “No Tears Left to Cry” taking an 18-spot leap down to #23, George Ezra’s “Paradise” being clearly drowned by his self-competition, jumping down 17 spaces to #29, joining “Love Lies” by Khalid and Normani down eleven spots to #33 in the group of bigger tracks that took giant hits. “Bed” by Nicki Minaj featuring Ariana Grande is also down ten spots to #30, and “This is Me” by Keala Settle and The Greatest Showman Ensemble is down five spots, now at #35, and hopefully exiting soon.

Dropouts & Returning Entries

We have quite a few new arrivals, so naturally there were some drop-outs to let the entries come in, including Ziv Zaifman, Hugh Jackman and John Williams’ “A Million Dreams” from The Greatest Showman, dropping out from #37, “This is America” by Childish Gambino featuring Young Thug dropping out from #39, “Lullaby” by Sigala featuring Paloma Faith collapsing and dropping out from #21, alongside “Bad Vibe” by M.O., Lotto Boyzz and Mr. Eazi out from #29. “In My Blood” by Shawn Mendes has also ended its decidedly decent run, as it has dropped out from #38.

In terms of returning entries, we don’t have any, but we do have sudden gains for a lot of songs that have been bubbling under the top 40 for a while, so let’s start talking about the new arrivals.

NEW ARRIVALS

#40 – “Ring Ring” – Jax Jones featuring Mabel and Rich the Kid

Okay, I’m sick of this Jax Jones dude and his bland production, pointless producer tag and stupid sweet-wrapper album covers. Everything he does, including this, just feels so cookie-cutter and aggravatingly bland somewhat-danceable pop music. This, however, is a bit more interesting, as it combines dancehall girl Mabel with trap-rapper Rich the Kid – which has surprisingly happened before on a remix of Rich’s “Plug Walk” – however, it somehow makes the interestingly-distorted vocals from Mabel, which are delivered oddly sensually for a song that’s otherwise really annoying, with its vocal sample in the drop and skittering trap hi-hats that do little but make Rich feel more fitting (it doesn’t work), boring as all hell. This is dancehall, EDM and trap-rap combined without any of the soul, energy or passion that people like Sean Paul at least had when they combined hip-hop with reggae and dance. With Rich the Kid’s tacked-on, phoned-in (quite literally, it starts with him talking about someone calling him) non-presence of a verse, this just feels like a cluttered monstrosity of different minimalist genres that mesh together to create nothing but rubbish chart fodder. I’d say I expected better from everyone involved, but then I’d be kidding myself, and I don’t exactly believe Rich and Jax are even close to how talented Mabel is.

#39 – “Nevermind” – Dennis Lloyd

Wow, you guys just want to give me the bland, inoffensive schlock today, huh? This is Dennis Lloyd, guy with a moustache and a dream – except the moustache is the only thing he deserves to succeed. This dude has the least presence and charisma out of any singer I’ve covered here who doesn’t consider themselves a rapper, and the unnecessarily heavy bass, repetitive and boring hook melody, basically non-existent guitar strumming, weak and fake finger-snaps, the dreamy synths that add nothing at all to the song other than just making it more of a waste of time. This song is only two minutes and 36 seconds, and it’s 80% that simplistic, monotonous hook. I’d say it’s much of a muchness, but it’s not much of anything at all except that damned hook, which is repeated ad infinitum, like an earworm that develops into a full-on mantra that will haunt your nightmares. I mean, it’s not that bad, it’s just so lazily and sleep-inducingly awful that I have nothing to say about it other than the fact it’s snooze-worthy.

#36 – “APES**T” – The Carters (Beyoncé and JAY-Z) featuring Migos

Offset and Quavo don’t have verses. They just provide ad-libs. Biggest musical mistake of the year, probably! Offset would have killed this beat, and Takeoff isn’t even there at all. What’s the deal with that? They’d do better than Beyoncé, of all people, who is sloppily trying to stay on beat (why are we autotuning Queen Bey and letting her make trap-rap ad-libs again?). There’s also this really annoying synth in the beginning that Quavo just repeats “yeah” over, that’s kinda pointless. The pre-chorus from Bey is decent, but her verse just feels kind of boring, as does the hook, right before JAY-Z comes in to kill it like he nearly always does. It’s not incredible bar-wise, but it’s damn tight mainstream brag-rapping – sadly, he has barely any time on the track compared to his wife, as he desperately tries to get more words in edgeways during Beyoncé’s second verse, where he’s resorting to ad-libs behind Bey’s faster flow. Also, it’s kind of awesome that JAY-Z just disses anyone he can right now, because he can definitely get away with it. I don’t know, it’s just kind of cool how there’s no holds barred for him anymore.

It’s not a bad song by any means, but disappointing from three of my favourite urban and hip-hop artists right now – JAY-Z, Beyoncé and Migos. Speaking of Migos, actually, our next song is a much better example of a trap banger.

#34 – “Taste” – Tyga featuring Offset

I rated this a six out of 10 in a rate a few days ago and, well, I didn’t really want to give a paedophile and a homophobe any more credit, hence why I didn’t give it a seven, or even eight, but now, it’s grown on me so much that I can just say I kind of love this.

I love that vocal sample, with the vocalising sounding pretty great behind the subtle bass and piano loop, especially when the vocalist goes into his falsetto. Yeah, I don’t really believe what Tyga says about all his gang activity, because he’s not threatening at all, but when the beat cuts out, he has nice enough lines to make it not seem pointless and anti-climactic. Oh, yeah, and this hook? Catchy as hell. The whispering of “taste” is sensual and kind of creepy, but I frankly don’t care, especially when Offset comes in and kills it, once again – seriously, this dude’s great, and his flow and delivery is always so slick, and it’s proved here. Also, Tyga just sings a bunch of nonsense at some point and he somehow gets away with it because it leads into the chorus well and is apparently a reference to rapper A.E.’s catchphrase (thanks, Genius)? Yeah, while there are some questionable moments, this is a relaxed yet still exciting banger from the dude who made his album art a naked furry tiger lady monstrosity this same year and (Offset!), who apparently has access to pterodactyls, spaceships and Ric Flair (who he actually does have access to; he got him in a video more than once). Maybe that’s why I love Offset – for his goofy personality but how he confines it into such sweet, chill verses, kind of like MF DOOM. Sorry, I’m going off on a tangent, next song!

#32 – “Only You” – Cheat Codes and Little Mix

I was dreading the day I’d have to talk about both of these groups, because I really hate everything they’ve made. Little Mix are either infuriating, confusing or boring with fantastic singers, while Cheat Codes are bland but usually okay production-wise with an awful lead singer, so I guess it’s like the Chainsmokers collaborating with the Chainsmokers when they’ve got a featured singer.

Oh, yeah, this song? It sucks. It’s boring. It has some guitar strumming and simple synth bleeps but they mean nothing. All of the Mix singers are great, as always, but they feel wasted (once again, as always) here, because they don’t really get to burst too soon, which is what I like about their voices – when they belt, they can belt damn well, and I feel it’s just very underwhelming when instead, we get an ugly drop and harmonising from the Cheat Codes singer (in a falsetto at times) in the second verse, which just kind of hilariously proves the landslide in quality between people like Perrie Edwards and people like Trevor Dahl. It’s just kind of short and uninteresting, but what did I expect from Cheat Codes and Little Mix? Not much. Not much at all.

Conclusion

Best of the Week goes to Tyga and Offset for “Taste”, with Honourable Mention not being served, rather a double Dishonourable Mention: “Ring Ring” by Jax Jones, Mabel and Rich the Kid, tied with “Only You” by Cheat Codes and Little Mix. Worst of the Week easily goes to Dennis Lloyd for “Nevermind”. Knowing my luck, that’s going to be a hit. Delightful. See you next week.

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cupcakeshakesnake · 7 years

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Watching Extremis for the first time

(Spoilers below)

-Who’s narrating?

-If you serve as executioners to everything... then you execute flies and mosquitoes and stuff like that?

-”The destruction of a Time Lord--” STOP RIGHT THERE, AND DON’T YOU DARE TELL ME THE DOCTOR’S GONNA BE EXECUTED.

-Holy shit the Daleks are actually an impressive race, they killed a ton of those Time Lords that are supposedly so hard to kill

MISSY??

-WTF

-”I didn’t expect you.” Well then who’d you expect, some other Time Lord who miraculously survived the Time War?

-Ah, gotta love them Daleks with their gossipy mouths, spreading rumors everywhere.

Why is his suit so worn. I’m concerned.

-”They can’t know I’m blind, Missy. no one can know.”

-HA

-FUCKING FINALLY

-SO IT WAS MISSY ALL ALONG

-CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THOSE HUNDREDS, THOUSANDS, MAYBE EVEN HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF THEORISTS OUT THERE WHO GOT IT RIGHT

-”Please, I’ll do anything. Just let me live.” I...

-*phone notification jingle* wut

I DON’T LIKE THIS, I DON’T LIKE THE TITLE OF THAT EMAIL, OR THE COLOR OF THAT EMAIL, OR THE GALLIFREYAN LOADING BAR, OR THE GLITCHY GLITCH EFFECTS

Do all these people have fevers or is the weather just really hot??

-So I’m guessing he uses the shades to aid his vision now?

-Well, as long as he’s not completely in the black I’m fine

-”ve arrrre to com heerre dirrectly frrom the vaticaan”

-The pope???

-what is going on????!?!?!?

-”Pope Benedict. Lovely girl. What a night. I knew she was trouble, but she wove a spell with her castanets.“ wut

-”The Pope doesn't zoom round the world in the Popemobile, surprising people.“

-I am so confused and worried right now

I was kinda losing focus while reading the transcript of this episode and then BOOM, SUICIDE PICTURE FLASHES, WTF

-”Assume nothing. Assumption makes an ass out of you.”

-”I thought you'd moved out from here? “Yeah, slightly didn't work out. Second attempt on the way.”

-”I don't like knowing their names. I only get attached.”

-”Of course not. I have very strict rules about men.“ “Probably not as strict as mine.”

-”Oh, I'm sorry. Here's me thinking that she dragged some poor, terrified man home.“ Poor lady doesn’t know what’s going on, but talk about getting out of a tight spot.

-My favorite scene in the episode so far omg

-Ah yes, Bill’s house pipes that always go VWOOOORP VWOOOOORP.

-”Well, whatever this is, and actually it's not anything yet, it is absolutely nothing to feel guilty about.”

Gotta love how them popes come with a pre-installed church organ sound effect

-I only understood one word that sounded like “Doctor”.

“You’re all going to hell.”

-I love Bill omfg

-”Pope Benedict said that you were more in need of confession than any man breathing. But when the offer was made, you replied it would take too much time. On behalf of the Catholic Church, the offer stands. You seem like a man with regret on his mind.“

-Well, that went down in a bad way...

The very fancy scifi watch hidden under the very fancy fantasy-ish robes

The Doctor suspects Darth Sidious is up to something.

-Nope, nevermind, that was Nardole.

OHHH

-”Warning: I have full permission to kick your arse.”

-”Because I don't like being worried about. Around me, people should be worried about themselves.“ "Yeah, shall I tell you the real reason?“ "No.“ "Because the moment you tell Bill, it becomes real. And then you might actually have to deal with it.”

-This episode is about as religious as Doctor Who gets, in my opinion.

...dafuq

-We all know who this looks like

-The library of Blasphemy, huh? That’s quite some Hogwarts stuff there.

-”Harry Potter!” THANK YOU BILL!

-"The layout is designed to confuse the uninitiated.” "Sort of like religion, really.” I can confirm this true, for reasons. "You happy in those shades? Not dark enough for you?” “In darkness, we are revealed. Bill: When did he get so emo?

-”Well, take a few more minutes if you like. Knock yourself out. Actually do. Do that. Knock yourself right out.” Pffft

That’s one great big hood you got there. But pray tell, how do you see what’s in front of you?

-well shit

-”Without hope. Without witness. Without reward.“ What?

-”You'd be wizard at writing Christmas crackers, you two.”

-I thought Christmas crackers were paper sausages with confetti inside them?

Alright, where’s the orange portal?

oHh my GOD

-FUCKING JUMPSCARES!

-”I think there's someone in there.” "Yeah, we are very slightly getting that.”

wHat TEH FUCk

-”Hey, there’s wifi down here!” “Of course there's wifi. It's a library.“

-”Reading chair with a safety belt?”

-Apologies if I seem to be taking too many quotes directly from the episode(s), but I just love the Series 10 dialogue okay

-THAT GUY SHOT HIMSELF

-”Because you're sending us into the dark, after a man with a gun.“ Not as dangerous if said man is dead...

-WEll Nardole got a little weird there

-Bill: *voice cracks* “nARdOLE”

-Nardole: *sees hand* *voice goes up by two octaves* “HIEWIEW”

That’s a pretty gun, but it wouldn’t do much damage in battle.

-”It would be stupid to go and look.” *goes to look*

-DON’T BURN THE DOCTOR’S BRAIN DON’T YOU DARE MOFFAT

-NOW THAT MOFFAT IS ACTUALLY WRITING THE EPISODES, I AM GOING TO BE DOUBLE WARY OF EVERYTHING

WHAT?!?!!

-WHAT THE EVERLOVING RASSILON FLIPPING A TABLE ON A HARLEY DAVIDSON?!?!?!

THE PENTAGON??

the flipping kind of videogame portal hub is this

Meanwhile, in another part of the world, aliens freak out as a bald head pops outta nowhere from the wall of their living room.

-”Cardinal, it worked. I can see.” Yes!

-”Not well enough, not yet.” Okay...

-”The thing about the universe is, whatever you need, you can always borrow, as long as you pay it back. I just borrowed from my future. I get a few minutes of proper eyesight, but I lose something. Maybe all my future regenerations will be blind. Maybe I won't regenerate ever again. Maybe I'll drop dead in twenty minutes." NO!

-”You know, I've read a lot of books that this chair would be quite useful for. Moby Dick. Honestly, shut up, and get to the whale.“ omfg

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CHILD OF GROOT AND A SILENT

-”This is not a game.” “This is a game.”

-Why is that CERN scientist so excited, and more importantly, why does he seem drunk and why is everyone in the cafeteria so gloomy?

WELL THAT ANSWERS THE LAST QUESTION

Reading a legendary script on Microsoft Word.

-(On an unrelated note, I was saving these screenshots and naming them as each alphabet. The one right above happens to be Z.)

-(Could be some other text program but that’s what I think)

-So the screen was getting blurry not because the BBC didn’t want us to commit suicide but because the Doctor was going blind again

-GEEZ THOSE MONKS ARE CR-REEPY ASSES

-THEY’D DO WELL IN A HORROR GAME

Don’t you dare tell me the whole first half of Series 6 was set in a fake world or virtual reality or something like that

-Were those white things all portals to a virtual world

-At least Bill and Nardole got out safely.

-”Are you okay?” “nOOO - Yes. NooO”

“Could be the Doctor.”

-Let’s hope not

-Let’s really, really hope not.

-”They’re projecting everything.” CALLED IT

-AND THE PEOPLE IN THE HOLOGRAMS REALIZED THEY LIVE IN HOLOGRAMS?!?!

-But what if??

-What if our lives are really just holograms

-(I went on Omegle to get a stranger to think of a random number, but ended up answering questions about English)

-(This one person was asking “what does ‘single out’ mean”)

-”You know, like the holodeck on Star Trek, or a really posh VR without a headset. Through there, those places, that's basically Grand Theft Auto.”

-More and more references each episode, huh, BBC?

I uh... happened to pause here so...

-”Please don’t let me be right.”

-Oh shizzles

WHAT IN THE NAME OF A RANDOM DALEK

-NARDOLE IS NOT REAL??

-WHAT IF BILL ISN’T REAL??

-WHAT THE EFF??????!??!?!

Why did the blood change color?

-’Total communication blackout at the White House’? hat happened?

-Did all the people in the White House commit suicide and how did the Doctor come here?

-Ah, the portal yes...

-cold fraggling shizzles.....

-”The Veritas tells of an evil demon who wants to conquer the world. But to do it, he needs to learn about it first. So he creates a shadow world, a world for him to practise conquering, full of shadow people who think they're real.”

-OUR WORLD IS A SIMULATION GAME FOR HIGHER BEINGS, CONFIRMED

The screen ‘popped’ a bit here - it shook a little as if it zoomed slighly in then back out very quickly, accompanied by a tapping sound as if someone had knocked (into) it. Not sure if others saw this too or if it’s something with the site that I’m watching this on.

-Okay, I’m watching the Doctor explain this shit to Bill, and I’m having about as much of a crisis as Bill here

-And then the Super Mario mention though

-Please don’t tell me the past six episodes were holograms

-”A puppet Doctor for you to practice killing.”

-The Doctor Puppet account was worried about that line, yes

-Was that the email he got at the beginning of the episode??

wHOA chill please

At least the last six episodes weren’t all fake.

-Then when did the hologram-reality start?

-”It means I'm a scary, handsome genius from space and I'm telling you no, she's not out of your league.”

-”I have the feeling that we're going to be very busy. Call her tonight.“ Aww

-I hope Bill actually gets a girlfriend sometime this season

o i g e t o f f

-wHAT

*insert relatable quote about Monday mornings*

Some fast fingerwork there... NO I DID NOT INTEND TO SOUND LIKE THAT

-The guy is becoming uneasier by the second

-I don’t like the whirring sound??

-How are they gonna move her to the box in the middle of the water

It ends here?!

-Oh yeah right... They’re supposed to be a three-parter. Followed by another three-parter to finish off the season.

-Welp, looking forward to the next episode and possibly a lot more things to freak out over!

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middleschoolphaseproject-blog · 5 years

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Interview #1 - Mazie

For my first interview, I asked my friend Mazie about her “emo” phase, and how it impacted her later on.

1. Did you have a middle school phase? How did you get into it? How long did it last?

M: Alright, well, We’ve spoken about this before, but in middle school, I was really into My Chemical Romance, which was an emo band from the early 2000s. Honestly? I think I got into them through an episode of Glee, that one episode of Glee they sang “Sing”, and I was like “wow, this is really cool”. I mean, I wasn’t super popular in middle school, I had like three friends, so I feel like something about that particular genre of music resonated with that.

Well they broke up when I was in eighth grade, and I guess I was still into them for a while but once I got into high school I found other things to listen to and get excited about and all that- I don't think it really “ended” you know, like the Hot Topic, Converse, fake hair shit. Probably between eighth grade and freshman year it ended, but it was a very “finding myself band”.

2. Can you describe it? What were your interests, what did you wear, what did you do to incorporate it into your lifestyle?

There used to be this writing platform called figment, kinda like a knock-off Wattpad. There was a forum I was an admin on, took me a while to rise up in the ranks. I also, um, wrote Killjoy self insert fanfiction, I was trying to find it recently, and I couldn’t find it which made me really sad. But like, yeah, it was very specifically the 2019 dystopian future AU, lots of stuff was written about that.

O: Did you ever get into the stereotypical Hot Topic fashion?

M: To an extent, yeah, but I was also sheltered, so not as much as I could have. I had the shirt with the mailbox, you know the one, and also the Manic Panic hair dye, which I wore every once in a while.

3. Were you friends into these things as well? Did the phase let you bond with your friends in a more intense way?

A lil bit, not so much in real life but I made friends online through the forum and stuff.

4. Did the phase help you with coping with anything serious? How did it have an effect on your overall mental health/stress?

I mean, it made me realize writing is a fun thing to do. I feel like my mental health shit didn’t start until high school.

5. Were you involved with this thing on the internet or social media? How did that impact your day to day school and home life?

I keep predicting these questions! Yes.

6. How did the phase shape your interests today? (For example, if it was related to music, are they into similar genres today?)

Yeah, not as much, sometimes I still listen to them. I was feeling nostalgic the other day and listened to the entirety of “Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge”.

I listen to a lot of Hozier and stuff, I’ve definitely mellowed out a bit in terms of my taste in genre but I still like to go back sometimes.

O: Yeah, reminds me, I had a friend in high school who was REALLY into MCR, to the point where he would wear a different MCR shirt every day and ever started his own band. Now he’s like, into surf rock. It’s really crazy to see how “emo kids” tastes change over time.

M:I feel like a lot go to K-pop!

O: Yeah! I logged back into my old Tumblr the other day and it was like, all K-pop stuff. I was like, who are all there people?

7. Did it shape your sense of humor/fashion/or even personality?

M: Um, I don’t know, honestly not really!

8. Do you think it’s important for kids today to go through these “cringy” phases and explore their identities in such a way? Or should it be frowned upon?

M: No, I think it’s important, you gotta try a lot of stuff to figure stuff out. I mean, you do have come cringey memories but they're fun to look back on and you can be like “Oh, I remember that!”

9. What do you think of the current internet “cringe culture” surrounding a variety of things? Going off the last question, do you agree with the “let kids be kids” mindset? If not, why? Follow up: Were you ever made fun of for your phase?

M: Yeah, I agree, I was made fun of it a little bit. I went to a really small middle school so sometimes people made fun of me. You know how you can change the backgrounds on the computer screen/lab? I made it MCR and people were like “MAZIE’S A GOTH!”

10. Do you see these middle school phase still being prevalent today with the younger Gen Z audience? Do you think that college kids still obsessed over things in order to cope or distract them with things?

M: Well, I’ve noticed the Jonas Brothers thing. Everyone is so into them now again and we’re all back into our elementary school Jonas Brothers phase. It could be a nostalgia thing, but it’s also midterms, so it’s a good distraction. I think we all needed it.

#interview

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angel-nero · 7 years

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11 questions...

I was tagged by @pureren @zaevran @glaspaladin @z-ayauitl and @kcgane ty so much !!! ♥

RULES: 1. Always post the rules 2. Answer the questions given by the person who tagged you 3. Write 11 questions of your own 4. Tag 11 people

my questions…

1. what’s the worst piece of clothing you own?

2. what’s the coolest piece of uh fashion that is so cool you can’t even wear to go out? lol

3.- what book have you read that you feel it has been the worst?

4.- What’s the healthiest meal you actually like?

5.- do you love keith kogane? (or vld keith lmfao what u prefer to use)

6.- something paranormal ever happened to you? if yea, what?

7.- do you get jealous easily? with who? (friends, popular ppl, talented ppl, the s/m)

8.- what’s the cutest thing you own?

9.- what are your favorite crisps?

10.- do you have a favourite drink?

11.- can you tell im hungry? what hobby you wish you liked or wish you did?

i tag: @kukinta @kittyr0se @heirith @liesfromsatansbuttcheeks @sheith-love-always @acequeenm @blessedkeith @lukaspatel @ke1th @ace-pidge @keith8 but only if you want to!

TESSA’SS AND!! TAMI’S QUESTIONS1!!!

1. Do you connect with people easily?

mmm, I don’t becos im a very quiet person and can be w u w/o talking at all and I get overwhelmed by convos I don’t care about also it’s kinda hard to win my trust and also interest lol. I’m nice tho, i mite not be enjoying myself but i’ll forev b nice w u.

2. Did something good happen to you this week?

uH yeah, i’m doing things to improve my health, i did my uni exam, im frEE, i finally don’t have to go to rEliGIoUs classes aNYMORE and UH,,, i got a diet to win weight and its cool i get to eat ESQUITE LMFAO. i will see my bffs in friday and i have browney mix there i should bake but im lazy

3. What’s the personality trait that annoys you most in other people?

When people pretend to like something just 2 b friends w someone or ME, do you know we can be total dif and maybe still b friends if u cOOL. Ass kissers, hypocrisy, LIES LOL. I don’t like fake ppl at all.

4. If you could participate in any existing tv reality show, which one would you choose?

The ones where they change ur style and buy clothes for u 2 love urself and do ur hair and make up and buy u xpensive undies. I loved that crap when i was in secondary school lmao

5. What’s something you’re insecure about?

That I can’t be in one place without wanting tofuckin run, the fact that i can’t eat w ppl at all, that i have to go to the fucken gYM

6. What’s your favourite way to hang out with friends?

:’)) well,,, i go to my bff’s house or they come. If im fine then walk around my neighborhood cus it’s nice ahaha anxiety am i rite. oKAY, even if i get anxiety i like ice skating, or roller skating, i have a lot of fun. My friend want us to go to this pixies concert and im like :(( boo i love u

7. What’s your favourite fic trope?

lol idk,,,,, pining? mutual pining? no pining and they getting to know therngs im melttin sTOP idk…… it depends on whAT shIP. I just know i’ll read any fake dating of my otp. idk idk duuuude i legit don kno. It’s not a trope but i love crunchy feelings, showefjsid fksjnj its hard to talk about this im sOrry

8. What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve liked in the past?

hahahahahaha my crush

9. What do you consider to be the best period of your life?

When I was 14. I went to parties more than i go to them now lol, i drank and smokkd w who where my best friends back theN i know it’s whack. we used to go to roller skate? all the damn time and did sleepovers and everything was funny, we practically lived together and my friend that was 16 drove us to places lmao,, everything was so good. but like, dont imagine me too wild i only smokd like 5 cigs in my life and hookah and we even broke one.

10. What do you consider to be the worst period of your life?

mpghgg, when i turned 15,,, in the middle of it everythin went to shit to the actual date. But im trying to change that

11. How did you meet your best friend?

I met her,,,, 11 years ago. Look, I usually have best friends in pack. I have 3 bffs at the moment, one of them sat next to me in 2nd year of primary school. IDK how i got to actually know my absolute bff tho but we did a lot of weird shit. we also met in the same classroom and she was my bff back then. The third one was also a frind but not so much during those years. Later i changed of classrooms and shit and bonded more when I was 14 w 6 friends and those r i did crazy shit w but we got separated and stopped talkin and they invited me to the club a week before my uni exam but i was high on meds and sick af. and never replied also going to meet em again at the club makes me nervous af tbH…. I have had a lot of super close friends in my life wTf. In my new school i have also 7 friends that r super close.And we’re also a pack of bffs. I actually had a hard time to use the word bestfriend lol, not bc of me havin a lot or anythin, i was just emo i guess

BEX’S QUESTIONS YOo

1. What’s the strangest nickname you’ve ever been given?

:))))))))))))))))))))))))) gabhole, gabaloney, TETI THAT SOUNDS LIKE TITTY. now ft Aztec secret

2. Do you like to gossip?

UMMMMMM,, i dont like to listen to another ppl judging someone, I hate it and i normally tell them to stop. it depends i guess

3. Are you afraid of the dark? um,,, no but i dont like it lol

4.Have you ever been stung by a bee?

no, but i steppeddd on one. I also was pickin a tree and till this day i dont knoW wTF it was but i had something big in my middle finger and it fucken hurt like a bitch and i had A BALL on it UGHHHHH I HATE BUGS

Bigfoot or mothman? fucking none

Do you trust anyone with your life? i mean, idk

Do you have any habits you wish you could break? yEAH, to stop tweeting my mental breakdowns is one lmao.

Would you go ghost/alien hunting?

both tbh, who wants to break into abandoned houses w me, i live in front of one,,, i mean not so infront but in the row of houses infront of me lmao english whO? dude rosetta stoned by tool is my aesthetic, alien stuff. bex listen to it pls

Best pickup line? (you’ve heard or used on you/you’ve used)

u r the best chair *proceeds to sit on em* keith to shiro probably

Mint or fruit gum?

I dont like gum much cos it makes me hungry or thirsty. I also drink too much soda to fuck w mint stuff :(( say that to the mints i bought lol :( i only eat halls or gum bc im nerves w ppl so they stopped bein a thing i enjoy for me lol. i do that since im like,,, uh,,, idK 15. it fuckd my stomach

What do you want to be remembered for?

I mean if I have to pick and b unrealistic, for art maybe,,, or for the thing i end up working with, like architecture or somethin. Art, def art cus i like art so much

ZURI’S QUESTIONS!!!

1.-if you had to chose one thing to eat for the rest of your life what would it be?

I MEAN THIS QUESTION IS THE DEVIL I GET TIRED OF EVERYTHING TO THE POINT I DONT WNAN EAT ANYTHING I WILL JUST IGNORE IT SSAYS ONE AND SAY MEXICAN FOOD

2.- what are you most afraid of? Mental illnes and being ill and living

3.- do you have a favorite place to visit?

I mean,,,, i love walking in the center? centre? of my city bc is like going to another place. Is also fucking Cuba in there. Everyone says that, my dad asked a cuban marine he met if it was true and he said it was ‘’ the fackin same’’ So its like,,, travelling in time and places. also the beach and the port.

4.- what type of weather you enjoy the most?

I need the sun, otherwise i get sad… i like cloudy w sun. I just like to go out in the afternoon tho lol so like,,, sun pls so the sky can turn pinkish

5.- do you have a rare ability like dislocating your thumb or moving your eyes really fast?

i move my tongue real real fast and also can do the cherry knot thing and uh i can like, be aberrantly stupid too. hey but dont fuk w me and bother me 4 bein stupid, i will fist fite u and i mite b stupid but i will also mite think u r stupid if i don like u so fuk off. Dam,,, i get like, bothered so easy LOL like, think u r better than me and i’ll fist fite u LMFAO WHY THO I SUK, but like, if not bothered, i think of everyone as my equal… wow this was not the question

6.- do you think it would be easier to create one universal lenguage or an accurate translator? nO… dont delete culture like that,,, an accurate translator mite come in handy u kno but like, some languages have words that don’t exist in others so like :-/

7.- is there something that soothes you no matter what? um no i wish

8.- favorite piece of clothing? boots and thights

9.- is there a song stuck in your head right now? YEAH dig down by muse i love it, every1 says it sUCLks but i can’t stop listenin to it

10.- why is your favorite animal your favorite animal? i don play favs but i love the honey badger bc of this pleas fuckin watch it and THIS

11.- morning person or late riser? Oh,, i cant wake up to save my life so late riser

SUNNY’S QUESTIONS!!!

1. do you have any plushies? a LOT but im like,,, they r in my wardrobe and i luv em but like,,, they’re all gifts,,, did u kno one of my past bffs bought me a dino for christmas?

2. have you ever walked out the cinema before?

Yeah, i love drive’s aesthetic and Ryan gosling a lot but is SO boring so idk if my friends and I got kicked out or we prefered to get out to talk haha.

3. if you could have a mascot what would it be and why?

A CHINCHILLA, they’re a irl pokemon and they r so cUTE

4. what would your theme song be? kool thing, sonic youth maybe or is she weird by pixies. All Over the world by pixies too lol

5. do you have any phrases or sayings you find yourself coming back to often? not really, im so bad at remembering sayings and quotes

6what’s the nearest object to your right? a book called azul by ruben dario

7. would you rather live in the big city or out in the middle of nature?

Big city forever. I love high? buildings a lot. I dont do that well in the rural life lmao

8. are you working on any creative projects right now (fic/art/music/photography/ect) Nope at all and das sad cus i should b doing art lmao

9. what’s your favourite movie score? idk what is score… but the soundtrack of trainspotting is one of my favs… oh but score… aghgsdhaj any tarantino movie tbh or wes anderson movie… or before I disappear or demolition oR southpaw or the girl w the dragon tattoo

10. i say vol you say….? uuhhhhh,,,,, vol….tron??? (ICONIC, I MELT, I LVOE HIM)

#if any of u actually read this all omg i am love u #tag meme #this was uh long #i changed it so u don have to read all mineeee lol #if u have sideblogs where u'd rather post this then do it :)#i typed brownie as browney rIP

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offwithalicesheadx · 7 years

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1000 Question Survey pt. 2

101.) What is under your bed?: Drawers with bed sheets in

102.) Do you have a big closet?: It's fairly big, there's a narrow cupboard with a few shelves and then a double door wardrobe for hanging clothes in

103.) Do you write on your walls?: No

104.) Do you have any beads hanging up?: No

105.) If so, what design?: -

106.) Is your ceiling decorated?: It has like a swirling paint pattern effect

107.) If so, of what?: -

108.) Do you decorate your door?: I've got hooks with white flowers on just to hang my coats and stuff on

109.) With what?: -

110.) What color is your carpet?: I have laminate flooring

Music 111.) What are you favorite bands?: Arctic Monkeys, The 1975, Red Hot Chili Peppers

112.) Do you own a lot of CDs?: No

113.) How many exactly?: -

114.) Do you download music?: Yeah

115.) What are your favorite songs?: I have like all-time favourites and then current favourites, some all time favourites are Dancing in the Moonlight - Toploader, One Day More - Les Miserables, You & Me - The Wannadies and 5 Years Time - Noah & The Whale. Some current favourites are Audition (The Fools Who Dream) - La La Land, I Am Moana (Song of the Ancestors) - Moana and Love Will Tear Us Apart - Joy Division

116.) Do you listen to the radio?: It's sometimes on at home, but not really

117.) Do you like loud music?: Not overly loud

118.) Do you think its obnoxious when people drive down the street with their stereos all the way up blasting the kind of music you loathe?: Nah, you do you

119.) Do you like rap?: Sometimes

120.) Do you like country?: Sometimes

TV 121.) What TV shows are you glued to?: Dexter and Orange is the New Black when it returns

122.) Are you a couch potato?: I'd say I more spend my time in bed than on the sofa haha

123.) Do you watch the news?: It's always on at work, sometimes I pay attention but other times not really

124.) Are you easily influenced by the people on TV?: I don't think so

125.) Who is your favorite TV star?: At the moment, Michael C Hall

126.) Do you watch late night TV?: I'll usually watch Netflix

127.) Do you have more than 100 channels on your TV?: The one downstairs does but I don't think the one in my bedroom does

128.) Do you actually care about any of those above 100?: I can't say I know the numbers off by heart

129.) Do you watch the Spanish channel just for fun?: No

130.) What is your take on commercials?: The songs are catchy and some of them can be pretty funny nowadays

131.) How big is your TV?: No idea

132.) Do you use a remote or change it manually?: A remote

133.) When you see something on TV do you run out and buy it as soon as possible?: No

134.) Do you like dramas?: Some

135.) Do you like comedies?: Some, depends if the humour suits me

136.) Comedy Central-good or bad?: Some stuff is good, I don't really watch it though

137.) Are you obsessive over anyone on TV?: No

138.) Do you watch any sports on TV/which ones?: No

139.) Do you watch music videos?: Not really, sometimes if they're already on the TV

140.) Do you like watching I Love the 80’s even if you weren’t living in the 80’s?: Never seen that

Morals/Beliefs 141.) Religion?: Atheist

142.) Do you go to church regularly?: No

142.) Pro-life?: No

143.) Pro-choice?: Yeah

144.) Are you a virgin?: No

145.) Do you believe in God?: No

146.) Jesus?: No

147.) Allah?: No

148.) Buddha?: No

149.) Do you have crosses hanging in your house?: I can't recall any, my nan is Catholic though so it's possible

150.) Do you believe in the true meaning of Christmas?: Not the religious side, no

Friends 151.) Who are your best friends?: Jesse

152.) Do you have a lot of friends?: No, more just people I know that I don't really keep in contact with

153.) Who is your funniest friend?: Jesse can be pretty hilarious

154.) Craziest?: Not really sure who's particularly 'crazy'

155.) Weirdest?: Not sure

156.) Prettiest: I know a lot of pretty people

157.) Fanciest?: I don't think I really know anyone 'fancy'

158.) Sportiest?: Probably Niamh again

159.) Girliest?: Not sure

160.) Mellowest?: Jesse

161.) Stupidest?: Don't think anyone is stupid

162.) Smartest?: Not sure, gotta be honest I don't really have any friends to answer these things haha

163.) Thugest?: No one

164.) Do you have a lot of acquaintances?: Yeah

165.) Are you friends with any of your teachers?: On Facebook

166.) Are you friends with any friends parents?: Well I get on with Jesse's parents and I've got on with previous friends' parents before

167.) Are you really outgoing only around your friends?: I don't really know if I'm outgoing at all haha 168.) Are you comfortable around your friends?: Very comfortable around Jesse, I always feel at least a little bit anxious around almost anyone else

169.) Are you easily influenced by your friends?: In some ways

170.) Are you part of a clique?: I don't think so

171.) Do you make new friends easily?: Not really, I think I'm quite awkward/quiet/don't really know what to say

172.) Do you have a lot of friends online?: No

173.) Where did you meet them?: -

174.) Do you have a lot of LJ friends?: I don't have LJ

175.) Do you sleep over at friends' houses a lot?: I stay at Jesse's most nights

176.) Do you make yourself at home when you go to other friends' houses?: I'm really bad at doing that, I feel comfortable at Jesse's now but generally I've always felt a little awkward at other peoples' houses

177.) Do your friends rub off on you a lot?: In some ways

178.) Could you live one day without your friends?: I think I could go a day, saying that though I talk to Jesse everyday so that would probably feel weird

179.) Rate your social life on a scale of 1-10: Probably like a 6? I do go out but it's not every weekend and I do tend to avoid some social events such as work related things

180.) How is this survey so far?: Pretty alright

This or That 181.) Book bag/Messenger bag 182.) Punk/Emo 183.) Rock/Rap 184.) Jay-Z/Nas 185.) Justin/Clay (Justin Timberlake?) 186.) Ruben/Clay (Who?) 187.) Cat/Dog 188.) PS2/Xbox 189.) DVDs/VHS 190.) CDs/Tapes 191.) Big screen/small screen 192.) Movies at home/in the theater 193.) Popcorn/Candy 194.) Jacket/Coat 195.) Real fur/Fake fur 196.) Sister/brother (don't really think I can choose one or the other) 197.) Home/House 198.) Espanol/Deutsch 199.) Art/Computer 200.) Laptop/Desktop 201.) Pepsi/Coke 202.) Orange/Apple (if it's the juice orange, if it's the actual fruit, apple) 203.) Phone/Computer 204.) Email/Letters 205.) Big/Small (really depends what it is, I immediately thought of small animals haha) 206.) Pizza/Ravioli 207.) Baby/Toddler 208.) 16/21 209.) CSI/24 (don't know either) 210.) Superman/Spiderman 211.) Kilborn/Conan (don't know either) 212.) Letterman/Leno (don't know either) 213.) SNL/MadTV 214.) Flinstones/Jetsons 215.) Lord of the Rings/Harry Potter 216.) Boxers/Briefs 217.) Pants/Skirts 218.) Skirts/Skorts 219.) Fork/Spoon 220.) People/InTouch (don't know either)

#1000questionsurvey

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flamboyaaaas · 7 years

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tags I’ve used starting with each letter of the alphabet

a - #arson is questionable #Annie played smash mouth too loud and killed everyone or smth like that #anyway fanfiction is scary af #and someone drew fake sideburns on him with blue pen lol #Also hopefully that is a bagel on his Christmas tree #*Annie’s tags get progressively more hipster* #Angel’s a bitch #an-unorthodox-uncritical-pear #after this I attempted to summon satan but that didn’t work #apocalypsebitch #a whole fucking load of hands #also last summer my roommate at camp played Meghan Trainor nonstop for 3 weeks #aww even his hair curl trembles #ah rebellious youth

b - #breathe your own air ;-; #...bee movie yaoi? #buy me an entire garden of succulents #borf and burk to an extent #brang brang #Baaaah’ formaggio prego #bruh that was obviously not in c major #BITCH THAT’S SASUKE

c - #clefairy clefairy clefairy clefairy clefairy clefairy clefairy #*chucks food at beebo* #can I have a castle now #come be pretentious with us #Chicken Nugget the butterfly #CHICKEN HEAD WITH A CHICKEN!!!!

d - #dunno who this is but I can relate #DAVID PUMPKINS

e - #...everyone fucking runs away from me because a salty avocado is talking back at them??

f - #for all the confused peasants like tangerineflavored #fall out boiiiii #FRIED KOALA #fuck February #*finger guns out of the room* #*falls over* FUCK #folie is a fucking masterpiece and you cannot convince me otherwise

g - #god dammit there was an avocado in there #good lord I was scrolling really fast and I thought it was an actual burrito #GIVE THIS BOY A PANCAKE #grapes cannot be squishy #grab that fancy octopus #give me the wig

h - #hello my child canon in inversion and augmentation #however I aim to be dark #HIS LONG HAIR IS TOO GLORIOUS FOR THIS WORLD #he ate the fucking laser beam #how much incest is involved in this fucking show oml

i - #is now gentle gay #I guess I’m just going to go watch Drunk History of FOB again #it probably needs a more extravagant title #I chime in with a haven’t you people ever heard of closing yoUR FUCKING MOUTH #is overflowing with cats and christmas trees??? #if any of my followers are petty enough to unfollow me for this... same #I’m not religious but that croc is beautiful #I ATE SHITTY MAC N CHEESE #I had more but Tumblr deleted 2/3 of my tags and I cried because ALL THAT VALUABLE NERD RANT #I once got stuck in airport security in Washington D.C. because the rock has the same density as a bomb #I sat here confused for 2 minutes before I realized that it is indeed a cat #I got attacked by swan the other day #I KNOW I WAS TALKING ABOUT THIS IT’S THE ONE WITH THE CHICKEN AND SNOWMEN ISN’T IT #I saw the h and the topic after it so I automatically assumed it said hot topic

j - #Joe Biden does it again #just not the math aspect of it #JOY LOOK IT’S A FUCKING SILKIE CHICKEN

k - #komala is a log

l - #LOOK AT THOSE PENGUINS #LITERAL JOURNEY CAT TRAIN #let me play the violin #...linguistics #’lol so ur like a plant’ ???????? #look at Freed’s antennae things

m - #my brain has been fried to the point that I’m actually scared of a nocturnal tree demon #Mephisto Pheles’ fursona shows up #my old science teacher swing danced with Bill Nye #mint green aesthetic team #MOOM MOOM GOTTA GO FAST #meese cult #my squish is facier than yours #my... country? #ME @EXAMS OH MY FUCKING LORD

n - #(not really though it looks expensive)

o - #oh my god yes 80s glam hair Celestino #oh cactus #OROCHIMARU DOESN’T DESERVE THIS #OKAY THEN #on Tuesdays we eat cheese #oh right all of them but THE GAYS #omg apparently there’s a tornado warning and I didn’t notice #of course he voices someone from Haikyuu #our funky savior disco Jesus

p - #PINEAPPLE CHILD #Pyromancer :))

q - #quite punctual

r - #rotom-mow flies off into the distance #reblogging for that beautiful rooster #ritualistic chicken sacrifice

s - #snake x stapler #so I’ve been listening to AFYSCO because I have a fever (irony amirite) #steampunk funeral #so I’ve seen these giants at Costco #Suffer my dear fish #suave motherfucker and chill savage #Santasaurus #so then he takes over the fucking church of England because it takes too long for Rome to tell him it was okay to divorce her #somebody kiss patrick the wombat #stop him now #sin(420)

t - #the cat lord has been angered #*tunes basketball in corner* #the incompetent one #this is referring to the milk fic isn’t it #Target is a savage #they forgot gay ass #this makes me sound like an interesting person #tim loved tom but tom thought he liked jim because it was prophesied #the fuck is ketchup in mac n cheese #Teru’s pineapple hair is his single most important feature #the nights of the round table aren’t anime enough #then I get to piano class and it’s like oh fuck I failed #this staircase is how you die #that’s not a blaster. that’s a chicken. #to plop a xylophone in the creek #things are shaping up to be pretty fuck

u - #ukobach’s tail looks like a spatula #usually in the middle of the night #uh hello what is wrong with bagels #uh yes 2005 emo music

v - #vicodin on sunday nights #voiced by cats #villanelles give me life #v screwed up Okumura family tree

w - #WHERE ARE YUKIO’S FACE DOTS #we fought hard NOT to make it a Hetalia roleplay #why must we sacrifice suguro’s hair ;-; #whovians in a nutshell

x -

y - #Yiddish curses #YEH FIGHT ME #yelling goblin child #YEAH SHIMA GO GET EM #yes yes give me twenty of these and I will be happy #yes it’s sasuke oml someone’s actually going to believe this and I will cry #’YAKOV HE WON’T SLEEP WITH ME’

z -

#strange tags #there're so many references in this #lots of anime and band shit #blue exorcist #mob psycho 100 #naruto #yuri on ice #pokemon #fall out boy #panic! at the disco #fairy tail #haikyuu #the wombats #fuck it I'm not tagging it all

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