#you're not delusional

[akutasoda]

LMAO I LOVE IT Thank uuuuu! Like dude Look at those muscles, Who wouldn't want that stuff their face into that chest~

I'm just being delusional

hehe thank you!! <3

#✩↪「q rambles」 #you're not delusional #i understand what you mean...

[clouvu]

Father-Son bonding moment ✨

#genshin impact #arlecchino #freminet #based off of that one twitter post because it's just SO arle x her children core #well mostly just fremmy and lyney #In my little delusional brain arle treats her little feline daughter like a princess and will be carried as such #the boys however will be held like Objects #ANYWAYS HAPPY ARLECCHINO DRIP MARKETING DAY I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING SPECIAL BUT I WAS LAZY SO INSTEAD YOU'RE ALL GETTING A DUMB MEME

[nellasbookplanet]

I've been thinking about Mollymauk, as I'm periodically wont to do, and the fandom discussion about him as a moral compass. Because the interesting thing here is, Molly wasn’t a very moral character. He was an unrepentant scammer. He had no respect for interpersonal boundaries and would deliberately push and break them. Generally, he was an asshole. As far as actually having a strong moral stance I would say Fjord was the standout of early m9, and to some extent Beau.

But here’s the thing: almost all of early m9 thought of themselves as horrible people. Fjord had been bullied so bad growing up that he still dealt with self-hate from it, and now suffered from survivor's guilt to boot. Caleb had killed his own parents. Beau, while she hated her dad, also had internalized self-hate and on some level thought she’d been such a shitty daughter she deserved his treatment. Nott was stuck in a body she considered monstrous. Yasha had survivor's guilt and knew she’d done bad things in her blank spots. Even when they did good, they didn’t think of themselves as good. Most of them were suspicious and asocial and faced the world with the same kind of distrust they expected to be (and were experienced in being) met with. (Jester was an exception, an agent of neither good nor bad but of amoral chaos)

But Molly was different. He was outspoken about loving life and people. He wanted to spread joy, even to people he didnt know or had even met: he slipped coin into people's pockets, hid a silver in a tree just so some stranger would one day be happy to find it. He openly cared for the party early on; was one of the first to step in and help Caleb when he went catatonic in battle. Above all, Molly had rules: where everyone else would agonize over what was the right or wrong or smart thing to do, Molly loudly proclaimed we don't leave people behind, and we leave every place better than we found it.

But the thing about Molly’s rules was, they were largely a cover. While the rest of the m9 thought they were bad even as they did good, Molly thought of himself as good even as he did bad. He scammed people, but made it a good and memorable experience, therefore thinking he gave more than he took. He charmed Nott and Fjord without consent, and when confronted would claim it was to help them. Out of the group, Beau saw through this, not because she was a better person but because she was a cynic. She saw that he caused harm, just as she did, and was personally affronted that he still thought of himself as good and tried to leave people happy, whereas she deliberately left every place worse than she found it.

I see Molly as a moral compass of the group not because he was actually any more moral than them, but because they made him their template. He was joy and brightness and he died trying to save them because it was the right thing to do, and they all chose to honor him by emulating his rules more than Molly himself ever did, because to them it was more than just a cover, backed up by genuine moral thought and discussion rather than small gestures. He taught them that it was possible to be kind of a shit person and still be good, to still love yourself and others. The idealized Molly they created never existed, and finally died for good when they resurrected him in the end and were met with a stranger, who they welcomed with the same love and care they would've expected Molly to show them.

#critical role #cr2 #mollymauk tealeaf #long post #i know we're all thinking about a different dead pc today but this has been on my mind for a while and i wanted to write it out #i feel like discussions of molly tend to get stuck in two camps: #either 'he was a good kind and perfect moral compass' (lol no) #or: 'he was an asshole and you're all delusional' (also no) #molly was as much of an asshole as the rest of the m9 #but he thought of himself as capable of being a good person and doing good things #and that counted for something even if he backed it up with empty gestures and platitudes bc there WAS genuine care in it #and when the m9 chose to emulate it it was no longer empty #nella talks cr

[ot3]

im going to become a domestic terrorist. why did we decide that the cool way to like het ships was to pretend they're gay people. this shit is so much worse than just watching people post about m/f from time to time.

#the first qrt was the spy family couple as if that is not the straightest god damned shit in the world #spy x family is plenty cute. but it's straight people. you're all delusional

[motherdanger]

cat and mouse chase between lawrence and hoffman in saw xi ends with hoffman burning the whole place down lawrence trapped inside he just goes to the bathroom sits next to adam's corpse and says "im here. sorry i'm late" lights a cigarette and just watches everything burn down

#“you're gonna share that cigarette or what?” here's how we can get leigh whannell back to play ghost adam....... #i am delusional but i am free #saw #sawposting #saw franchise #saw x #saw xi #lawrence gordon #mark hoffman #adam stanheight #saw 2004 #chainshipping

[nickel156]

This was on SJM's Pinterest board!!!

She deleted the board in '21 but how do people flip this into anything but an Elucien endgame?? Does this look like a rejected mating bond? Does this look like he's not really her fated mate...

She recently said in an interview that her plans from the beginning haven't changed! There was no Elriel plans when she wrote acomaf. Which she finished before acotar was published.

Az was still planned to be with Mor! Before being bullied. So she added Gwyn a new character for him to still get his HEA.

"The cauldron was tampered with how can you not see that after HOFAS!"

Did you not think to consider that it was Sjm's way of explaining how the cauldron, that was created by the mother was used to destroy in general?

"Elain is clearly into Az"

Yes and Nesta was into all the males she kept sleeping with...

"So you'll what?" Rhys's voice was pure ice. "Seduce her away from him?”

Azriel said nothing. He hadn't gotten that far with his planning, certainly not beyond the fantasies he pleasured himself to.

^^^^^ IS CANON

All he thought of Elain was for pleasuring himself.. 🤢 He has no romantic plans! We are in Az's head. There's no romance here. Only lust for the third sister he thinks he is entitled to.

Xoxo - Nickel

#elucien #sarah j. maas #acotar #books #stop the madness #I'm not delusional. You're delusional #Eluciening

[genericpuff]

lmao rachel that would all be well and good... if that was actually hades and persephone 💀😭

that's really the smoking gun here that rachel is 1.) always drawing H x P smut by default and can just put things in black and grey to make it look like any other character 2.) all of her characters suffer from so much same face syndrome that even she can't tell them apart and 3.) rachel doesn't even read her own comic anymore

#case closed #LO is like an episode of kitchen nightmares #where you're just cringing so hard from watching the delusional owners run their business into the ground #and the owners are like “we just don't get why people don't want to eat here :(((” #meanwhile they can't remember the last time they even stocked their fridge with fresh food or dusted the place LOL #it's the amy's baking company of webtoons #lo critical #anti lore olympus #lore olympus critical

[1o1percentmilk]

erm... compilation

[ID: various manga panels featuring Kageyama Ritsu from Mob Psycho 100.

1. First is a headshot of him, with the caption: Name: Kageyama Ritsu. Nickname: Kageyama-kun, Ritsu-kun. Age: 13. Got recently into: Bending spoons. 2. The Kageyama family at a dinner table, Ritsu eagerly saying "Becoming a magician" and his whole family thinking, "So naive..." 3. Three panels of a spoon getting increasingly zoomed in, Ritsu thinking "Be-... Ben-... Ben-... Bend..." and then clutching the spoon with a pained expression, thinking "It's not bending". 4. Someone from off-screen demonstratively holding a spoon out to Ritsu. Ritsu is surprised and then says, "Ah... Erm..." nervously. 5. Ritsu intensely clutching a spoon, grimacing and sweating as he stares at it. He thinks, "Psychic power... isn't something that simple!" 6. Ritsu saying, "They're careless, because they think we're just kids. They didn't even search our pockets." He pulls out a spoon, which the panel emphasizes, and continues, "I have a spoon here." 7. Someone from off screen saying "I'm relieved" and then Ritsu is shown laying down asleep, saying, "Hn... The loans..." 8. Ritsu and Dimple walking together. Ritsu is thinking out loud, "And he was really strong... Maybe it's because of his well developed brain? So that's the reason for his strength..." Dimple side-eyes him with a frown. 9. A scene between a younger Ritsu and his teacher. She yells at someone, "You go outside! It's important to think about what you want to do in your future. You have to be serious about this." She turns to Ritsu. "Okay, Kageyama-kun. Show them how it's done." Ritsu stands up from his desk and says, "Okay." He holds up a piece of paper and reads from it: "My dream is to become an esper one day. I want to have a stable job, but I haven't thought about it yet. But I wish for a job where I'd have 1 or 2 hours free time per day to practice bending spoons." The teacher says, "You go outside." Ritsu says, "Okay." 10. Last image is Ritsu looking at the viewer, one eyebrow raised, holding a twisted and bent spoon in his hand. /end ID]

#mp100 #kageyama ritsu #milk (delusional) #when you're an esper but you are also. thirteen #mob psycho 100 #described #id by peachygos

[mcleeknow]

a pretty day in osaka with an even prettier man

#lee know #skz #lee know gifs #stray kids gifs #stray kids #it's the way i forced myself to remember how to blur captions for this man. disgusting. #you're so!!!!!!!!!! fuckin!!!!!!!!!!!! precious!!!!!!!!!!!!! when you!!!!!!!!!!!!!! smile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #big day for delusional lee knowers aka me #okay the caption was cringe i've changed it ksmskkslsklskss

[kakyociol]

happy birthday, tartaglia!

#genshin impact #genshin fanart #childe #tartaglia #zhongli #yoimiya #diluc #scaramouche #chiluc if you're delusional enough

[triplehearts]

Wip from August that I've decided to stop gatekeeping lol

#desert duo #scarian #hermitshipping #trafficshipping #<- if you're delusional enough lmao #just kidding i'm always delusional #my art

[aibyoutachi]

some souyo that i didn't feel like sharing really :'3333

#my art #i tried doing one of those doodle pages. idk i dont think it worked #i'll do better next time #you think nanako calls yosuke yosuke-nii #that would be really cute #i think they would play dress up with nanako and teddie #souji happily and yosuke begrudgingly #the hanamura-dojima family <-delusional lols #okay but they're both big brothers... #it's so cute #also with the doodle on the right i think souji would fluster yosuke on purpose and yosuke would do it without thinking #he'd be like “you're so smart partner of course you got the top scores” #doesn't he basically do that already #“it's as if i got the highest score myself!” #yosuke's gay ass #sorry i'm rambling on these tags #someone let me talk to them about souyo please please please #let me just spam your dms #with my headcanons #if you got this far uhhh... drop your favorite souyo headcanon in my inbox + a souyo prompt and i'll draw it :)

[blueteller]

Alberu be like: Me, a hero? Nonsense. I'm surrounded by heroes like Cale and Choi Han and Rosalyn but I'm certainly not one of them! I'm the one sending them off to do heroic stuff!

Me, remembering Cale's thoughts at the start being EXACTLY like this: Alberu, honey... how should I tell him?? 😅

#tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count's family #alberu crossman #alberu #tcf alberu #alver crossman #tcf part 2 #darling you're delusional just like cale #obviously you're a hero as well #you nearly died fighting the white star 1v1 that one time!! #you slayed the mother flippin' lion dragon!!! #you travelled across dimensions in a monster's body and slayed monsters by cale's side!!!! #YOU ARE ALREADY A HERO YOU STUPID MAN!!!!!

[cupophrogs]

1. Dog day…why did you say when you saw your husbands picture “ he’s alive????” Did you think he was dead.

"The passage of time is worthless when you there's nothing you can count on, except pain. So I always assumed my past life, and everything in it, was already gone. Hope is a very fickle thing, down here."

(Based on this song)

#my neck hurts #I was originally going to turn this into a full animation - buut halfway through I'm like “fuck that actually” #relining the double frames was time consuming enough LMAO #I'm still pretty happy with how it turned out though! #Also if you're not really a fan of choral music I BEG of you to chekc out these composers: #Daniel Elder #Jake Runestad #randal stroope #and Moses Hogan #Some of my favorite composers of all fucking time #like holy shit #im such a choral nerd lmao #ask the three d's #the three d's #dogday #dogday poppy playtime #featured: kissy missy #featured: poppy #Charles poppy playtime #Drew drives a station wagon #he got his friend to paint little designs on it #phrart #art #also yes that IS a Rich puppet in Charles' lap #bro misses his hubby okay he needs to cope somehow #he's not delusional tho dw #it's just his way of keeping the memory alive since his memory is ass (me too Charles me too)

[dollopheadsandclotpoles]

Merlin learned a lot of things from Gaius... magic, healing, the way the Kingdom works... but truly the thing he learned the most from him is how to be sassy as all hell

#bbc merlin #merlin asks a perfectly reasonable question and Gaius responds with just THE most sass #merlin was sent there to hone his sass skills #merlin is like why can't arthur just tell you himself he wants you to meet uther #and gaius is like that's the way it is you're a servant #and merlin is like but if he knew who i was... #and Gaius is like 'you'd be a dead servant' like ok sir!! damn #also why include the scene where arthur sees merlins flowers and merlin is like ohhh this is nothing gwen gave it to me 😅 #i smell oncoming jealousy #...i say as though this is the first time I've ever watched the show #to be clear I know they have it so arthur can later be like oh merlins in love with gwen that's why he said he's a sorcerer #but I like being delusional it's half the fun of watching this show

[demigods-posts]

percabeth headcanons that live rent free in my head (disclaimer: they're adults in all of these, so most of these are a bit ✨ spicy ✨ so read with caution lol):

• percy loves watching annabeth workout. specifically, anything that has to do with her arms and back because of how muscular she is in those areas. seriously. you try to focus when your girlfriend puts her hair in a tight bun and grips onto the pull-up bar and lifts her weight off the ground and the veins in her biceps pulsate and the muscles in her upper back contract as the sweat beads down her body and—

• ^^^ annabeth knows he loves it, so she purposefully puts pulls up at the end of her set so percy can jog over to the training area after teaching sword fighting lessons and drool over her because she likes the hold she has on him

• annabeth is a unit. she is a warrior. she is the moment and nothing in the world can break her focus and shit, percy is shirtless. look, it's not a crime to stare at her muscular and incredibly hot boyfriend when he emerges from the camp lake dripping wet and shirtless and smiling at her and his shorts are just barely clinging onto his hips and—

• ^^^ percy knows she loves it. he's not an idiot. he doesn't will himself dry for the sole purpose of rendering his girlfriend speechless. he likes the hold he has on her

• percy is pretty, okay? he's a pretty boy, and annabeth calls him this all of the time whenever they're alone and percy just blushes and buries his head in her hair and annabeth adores it

• annabeth orders a skirt online because she wants to experiment with her style, except it's a little too big on her. percy jokingly offers to try it on for size and annabeth, newly intrigued at the thought, practically commands that he do just that. so he does and the moment is an awakening for the both of them

• percy ends up really liking how wearing skirts makes him feel so they buy more and more skirts for him to wear and annabeth is super supportive (and she also like seeing her boyfriend in skirts. sue her)

• annabeth once surprised percy in a tux for their anniversary dinner and holy fuck. straightened hair. eyeliner. rings on her fingers. all of it. she feels hot embracing a more masculine attire and percy couldn't agree more

• ^^ annabeth also got percy a bouquet of flowers on this date and he cherishes that bouquet like it's his most prized posession

• they have matching necklaces. annabeth wear a necklace that says 'seaweedbrain' and percy wears one that says 'wisegirl' and they never take them off

• this one is incredibly specific so don't @ me but one night on their honeymoon, annabeth gets a little more drunk than they anticipate and almost lights their marriage certificate on fire

• of course, percy fucking panics and dunks water all over her and the certificate because what the fuck, babe? we've only been married for a week. what could have possibly happened to make you regret marrying me this quickly?

• and hilariously enough, because annabeth was drunk, all she remembers is getting dunked with water for ✨ no reason ✨ so she likes to fuck with him and say that percy tried to murder her on their honeymoon

• "our honeymoon was pretty much perfect except for when you tried to drown me, asshole" "no the fuck i-!" "if you hate me, just say it." "annabeth-" "bitch." "annabeth-!"

#percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #pjo text post #pjo headcanon #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #percabeth textposts #percabeth headcanon #chaotic percabeth #“you tried to muder me!” #“you're delusional.” #“your left eyebrow is delusional you murderous jackass” #expect more of these lmao