#you're both insane

[glassedplanets]

a few months ago giffy was like "haha hear me out, what if tattoo au" and then we blacked out and talked about nothing else for like three weeks

#my art #one piece tag #zosan #if you've been here since 2012 then a) i'm sorry. thank you for your service. b) PLEASE have a Sensible Fucking Chuckle with me about this #honest to god the ufnniest possible thing that i personally could have done in the year 2023 #if you're wondering what happened in 2012 then please leave that stone unturned. tghank you #anyways this whole thing brings me INSURMOUNTABLE joy ask me any question about anyone and i am sure i will have an answer #we have meanings or reasons for just about everything visible here and uhhhhh soooo so so so much more (ask me questions.. ask me....) #fitting the general fuckbonkers insanity of one piece into a modern au was both challenging (fun!) and INCREDIBLY hilarious #giffy is the funniest fucking person on the planet for coming up with half the situations that we shoved everyone into #(i did these in.. october i think?? maybe earlier? during the time i limited myself to sketches only) #tattoo au tag

[natjennie]

cap and kitty's little improv scene... the way they gossip about 90s bands together... the fairy godmother.... that winning smile of yours, now where is it... now our song about clouds is doooooone... the wizard of oz.... when he turns the attention on himself so she doesn't have to talk about eleanor... she pictures her father as him in the flashbacks... agh ants! no, no, they can't hurt you... why would you want to kill time it's meant to be enjoyed.. ah what's the rush, we've got forever... kitty thinks her baby kicked and calls cap over to feel... father christmas is not reallllll-ly in the habit.... no one wants to listen to this old walrus... hang on you made me do something horrible. yes but they're staying... maybe they'll decide to stay. they won't, kitty.

#can anyone hear me #is this thing on #because im going insane about them #theyre such sillies and so sweet #that's her dad. i swear to god. #that's his daugher. you're not listening. #it's just such a beautiful unlikely relationship #and its that what ghosts is literally all about #but like. imagine the ghost of an old fuddy-duddy wwii soldier but he's gay and also silly with it #and now imagine a young georgian noblewoman who is so giddy and full of love and so fundamentally lonely #and now imagine they both view each other as father and daughter. #it's so perfect #bbc ghosts #the captain #kitty higham #cap and kitty #ghosts spoilers

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

more laughingstock pleaseee? 💙 💚

Yes Yes Yes i have this very small soft scribble to offer <3

#if caterpillar not meant to be held... why so narrow.... #that combined with the fun fact of 'barnaby bites out of affection' and Ough The Ultimate Fluff In My Heart Of Hearts #i just. their size difference makes me insane #i think about it for more than a second and Oh I Have Stopped Breathing <3 #grrrr RAH RAH AGH OUGH i cant i cant #scribble salad #rambles from the bog #laughingstock #barnaby x howdy #howdy x barnaby #them being so so affectionate with each other is so important to me #like in my head they are Always making some sort of contact #they are mutually like 'hi i love you! you're my personal arm rest / recliner / pillow / etc!' #i think if they had to remain separated but in the same space for more than a minute they'd both break down #no pda in the bodega Does Not Extend To hand/shoulder touches thankyew. or the closet #SORRY SORRY DERAILING MY OWN POST AS USUAL #i just have! many thoughts and emotions about them! consider this as Bonus please! #if barnaby held howdys waist... his fingers would probably touch... #ohhhhhhh minecraft damage noisessssssss im Deceased i am Dead i have Died Violently #i Exploded into blood and viscera and teeny tiny balloon animals and heart-shaped glitter <3

[chronicowboy]

buck and eddie's conversation on the fountain in merry ex-mas gets infinitely funnier to me every time it's like: your estranged wife who you're sleeping with on the DL comes to your place of work and announces to your nosiest co-worker and best friend that you can't talk without fucking, your platonic male bestie ✨ is absurdly quiet about the whole situation which is very uncharacteristic of him so you invite him to bring your son to a mall santa whilst wondering if you can ever trust your wife with your son again, once said child is out of hearing distance you bring up your bestie's silence, bestie replies that it's none of his business and you agree in a way that sounds like you're begging him to question every life decision you've ever made before immediately launching into a full explanation of the situation despite no homo bro sitting there awkwardly listening after doing the absolute Most to avoid this conversation because he's been talking about the situation with his future brother-in-law whilst christmas tree shopping, then he commiserates with you about the never-ending complications of sex with women, both of you are exactly three seconds away from wondering aloud whether sex with men is simpler, but then your son returns from santa's village with an elf who will tell your work husband that the two of you have an adorable son and he will skip away without denying this. just normal best friend things <3

#sami rambles #sorry but eddie amuses me so much in that scene #aloof secretive resigned eddie diaz just straight (ironic) up begging buck to call him out on his possibly dumb decisions #the conversation is insane #eddie: not gonna say anything?? #buck: its none of my business 🤐 #eddie: you're right its not #buck: i know #eddie: idk why you brought it up #buck: You brought it up #eddie: im not gonna tell u anything buck its none of ur business #buck: that's what i'm saying!!! #eddie: good 😤 so anyway lmfao get this- #LIKE ??? #they're both so deeply pathetic in s2 #why do they swap personalities for a scene and act like their about to die under the weight of their big man crushes #911 show #evan buckley #eddie diaz #buddie #buck x eddie

[shisogelee]

not to be a hater but certain medias should simply never be found by the actor x reader crowd and saltburn is a perfect example

because with that array of fascinating characters and insane displays of queer psychosexual depravity? imagine being like yeah actually the most interesting part is the math nerd with 5 minutes of screentime

#saw someone in the tag being like ugh oliver was so mean for ignoring him like GIRL..... #also #if your main take on it is 'oliver is a good old queer predator creep and felix is a perfect heterosexual angel'.......you're uninteresting #TO ME! #like obviously oliver IS a creep and a predator #but the layers to that dynamic from both sides are insane and so compelling and fascinating #felix being capable of casual cruelty while also absolutely being a victim is what elevates the character above dead wife status imho #anyway #stan venetia and farleigh!! forever #saltburn

[me-sploh-rada-imas]

no words for this just help [x]

#joker out #nace jordan #jan peteh #jance #vem da greš #FUCK OFF ASFAGHSJL #this is insane levels of heart eyes #i literally feel like i'm intruding holy shit what the hell guys #genuinely KISS ALREADY like what the fuck you can't look at your homie like you're ready to risk it all then lean up against him like that #they're both insane for this #feels weird tagging this as - #top ten gayest jance moments #because it's not like. homoerotic. well maybe it is a bit. #but it does make me feel genuinely insane with how much they love each other asfghdfhgjl

[sugarpasteltmnt]

First of all, I gotta say that I absolutely LOVE your fic. I read the first chapter and just... didn't stop reading lol. It was so compelling and the way you describe emotions and depict Leo's mental state is so good!!!! I can't get enough of it. I love how you write his manic thought process and the way that his thoughts jump around in a very 'word association' type way! (That's super accurate to manic episodes!) I also really like the way that his awareness ebbs and flows and how you are able to indicate that to the reader while also maintaining the narrative. For real, kudos to you, that's a super difficult thing to do and you've pulled it off so well! It's absolutely stunning!

Question (and feel free not to answer if this is a spoiler or if you aren't sure), did Leo age in the Prison Dimension? Cause obviously the five years was FIVE YEARS, he didn't just time skip or anything, and he's definitely five years older mentally (for better or for worse, poor guy) but if the Prison Dimension essentially 'stops' bodily functions like hunger, thirst, exhaustion and.. dying, was his aging paused as well?

I'm low-key dying over the idea of Leo still being a kid physically. Like, the mental image of his brothers coming face-to-face with a visibly teenaged Leo who is more scar tissue than skin, it's just, ugghhgg. It's one thing to know 'oh he was a kid, he shouldn't have had to deal with this. He shouldn't have had to have been in that position, this is all so fucked up' but it's another thing entirely to see it, y'know?

Anyway, again feel free to ignore the question if it's spoiler territory or completely off the mark or if you don't have the spoons to answer. I mainly just wanted to say that I'm obsessed with your fic and it has me completely unhinged (pos). Was literally sobbing at 3AM while reading it. 10/10. Would recommend.

(also how the fuck do you write Leo so scary and threatening and yet also so adorable and charming and 'wet meow-meow stuck in the rain'. I'm frothing at the mouth wtf. The whiplash of being all 'oh no he's gonna kill- oh he's purring now, he's baby' is so fantastic holy shit)

THANK YOU THAT'S SO NICE WAAAAAAH 😭😭😭 i'm so glad people seem to enjoy it because i can always go a little TOO in depth at times and i hope it's never like, too boring or repetitious

and yes, Leo did age!! while the idea of Leo being a time capsule of his teenage self but now so warped is DELICIOUS... I love the idea he aged for several reasons. It was one (or maybe the only) way Leo knew time was passing for him-- which adds to the mental strain of knowing he was stuck there. Forever. And the emotional damage it would inflict on his family because it makes it just more transparent and painful how much time had passed. How long they left Leo there. As well as prove the point that time in the Prison Dimension passed at the same rate as it did on Earth.

Plus, I feel like there's another, dark, angsty edge to it that I couldn't resist. I feel like when the Prison Dimension was made, the primary goal was to trap the Krang for eternity. Whether intentional or not, the Mystic Warriors had practically made a place you could age. Where you can get hungry. Where you can get thirsty. Where you have to face all those painful needs of the body you just can't satisfy... But you just couldn't escape it. Ever.

That might make it a bit TOO dark to think about, but ultimately I just loved the idea of the brothers seeing Leo older like them and knowing that they had left him behind for so long. (toot-toot all aboard the angst train)

but omg i'm so glad you like it 😭 thank you for the ask it was super sweet 🩵

also

My Brother in Christ Pizza Supreme I wish i knew

#TNV asks #TNV Final Chapters Spoilers #both options of Leo staying the same and Leo aging are just So Delicious #insanity driven by feeling like a singular moment is lasting forever-- or knowing that time is passing yet there was no escape #sorry Leo you're just so bully-able LOL #thank you again for the ask!!

[mixelation]

i think it would be fun in minato reunited team disaster in their late teens as like a "OP team for PR/can take any mission" type of move. then suddenly a bunch of older admin are coming out of the woodwork like

"oh, you want to talk to that team? you want to talk to tori. everything she will say to you will be a trick. somehow she is still the best choice, just follow these rules. UNLESS you specifically need these things--" like how when my insurance paid for me to get a rental car and my adjuster was like "the rental agency will call you. they will offer you all of these things with your rental agreement. DO NOT ACCEPT THEIR OFFER" like getting sent on a quest to speak to the fucking fair folk

#reborn au #me proving i'm an adult to the discord server: (anecdote about talking to an insurance adjuster) #'both tori and itachi can be bribed with food. DO NOT BRIBE DEIDARA WITH PHYSICAL OBJECTS' #'if deidara asks you about art you must either leave the conversation immediately or give him a thoughtful answer.' #'it does not matter if you agree with any of the insane things he's about to tell you or not but your answer MUST indicate #an original and thoughtful opinion and HE WILL KNOW IF YOU'RE TALKING OUT YOUR ASS'

[can-of-slorgs]

caw 🦅

#neopets #neotag #neoart #eyrie #mutant #vin doods #I can't beat the allegations that i doodle dnd creatures on a daily with this one huh #god i love mutants eyries so much i'm sorry i gavehim more draconic features but uGH; #what great colours lmao #I also gave inverted knees to the hooves cause i aint doing whatever neos doing #can you tell i have a thing for dnd and dragons in general im so sorry JAKLSDF #also in topic i've been so wanting to make a neo player's manual for so stupidly long its insane #might actually do it at one point #i had species and proficiencies and everything at one point i think its all gone lol #also for a fact that i'd be a me-thing for the most part #like i'd be the only one wanting it or playing according to it #my other friends none like neopets so yeah #god do i want to dm a neopian adventure i have tons planned lmao #but oh well #i'm super greatful for all positive commenta ad every like and reblog you guys ave given meeeee #i sound like a broken record but i swear i try to not leave this blog for long but i always read your tags and crack up to them sajhas #i know i've left a couple of you on read that actually wanted to know about my characters BUT IM SO SORRYYYY #my master's taking so long and everytime there's something new and have to rewrite and replan everthing everyday i hate it here #but i will do it #i know i will #both the lore writting and my thesis HASJKHASJS #anyways if you're still reading dont be afraid to shoot up a couple of messages! It might make this blog less dead

[pineappical]

A rip in the space-time continuum lands NBC Ted right in the middle of AFC Richmond, and he's stuck there until they can figure out how to send him back. Which is fine by him because he LOVES England, and while he misses his Beard, he gets along great with this other Beard. (NBC Ted was never married/no kids.) And Ted thinks it's neat, if strange. Except that NBC Ted clearly has a crush on Trent. And they start spending time together. Ted isn't jealous. He isn't. Nope. [1/2]

HEY ANON???? OWIE 🥺🥺

god can you imagine Trent's POV through all this.. is he actually into NBC Ted or is it just a fling because it's not like his version of Ted actually likes him, right? he can indulge in this for now, it's not like this version of Ted would stay forever. got to make the most of it while he can and all that. two of the most clueless people in richmond, honestly 😔

#ted: he's the cooler version of me and trent likes him better! :-[( #trent: i want them both to sit on my face #HJAGVHJAGDHJFGHJSF #NBC Ted is also one clueless shit about the thing going on between the other Ted and Trent so he's just like 😏 i stole your man #oh god can you imagine if Ted walked in on Beard and NBC Ted talking n laughing and he gets even more bummed out because what?!! even #beard likes him?!?!! but then NBC Ted leaves and beard just turns to him and goes. you know you're still my best friend right? #ted: 🥺🥺🥺🥺 #ANON U DONT KNOW HOW INSANE I AM OVER NBC TED OUUARUGHGH <- or maybe u do. oh GOD #pn.ask #ted lasso

[fairandfatalasfair]

"Most young patrollers who exchanged north of the Dead Lake took primed knives from home along. About half the patrollers returned, ready to take up expanded duties. None of the knives did. A steady stream of sacrifice, flowing northward."

#Lois McMaster Bujold #The Sharing Knife #TheSharingKnife #fanart #my art #I continue to be absolutely insane about the worldbuilding in this series #The legacy of guilt and responsibility and power and duty #the sharing knives as a physical manifestation of sacrifice and all the grief and anguish that entails #the bitter culture clashes between the people who carry this burden in self-important secrecy #and the people they defend but do not trust or respect (even as their growing technology conquers more and more of the world) #The lessons to be learned on both sides if they're going to make a way forward #''No farmer child. You've always had our protection.'' #''If you were traditional you'd put a torch to every house in New Moon Camp. Because traditional Lakewalkers don't defend. We run.'' #''You're only clenching your hands so tight because you have so little left in them.'' #I'm normal about this #fatal rambling in the tags

[theotherrichardpapen]

killing eve // wishbone; crush - richard siken // letters to milena - franz kafka // a primer for the small weird loves; crush - richard siken

#me making killing eve content instead? it's more likely than you think #anyway this actually started out as a comparative piece between hannibal + killing eve + like minds #with the scenes where hannibal stabs will for the knife quote and alex holding nigel's body at the trainyard #for the 'you take the things you love' quote #the holy trinity of fucked up murder couples (to me. sorry louis and lestat i know you're missing from here) #BUT i absolutely could not get it to work out so i went with just ke instead #the S2 ending parallels with the S3 bridge scene will always occupy a part of my brain and THAT is the thing i could rant about for 30 mins #also not to keep talking about like minds on this post but the fact that in both the ke scenes here and that film #both couples try to kill one another after facing rejection immediately preceded by their partner killing for the first time #like the unintentional parallels between these pieces of media is insane #killing eve #villaneve #eve polastri #villanelle #oksana astankova #eve x villanelle #web weaving #quotes

[redysetdare]

every time i see a post that is like "ughh why cant we have aspec characters who aren't aroace for once" I have to do a double take like "is the aroace rep in the room with us right now?" because genuinely....where is all this aroace rep y'all are complaining about? Why cant i find it yet it's apparently the only aspec rep we get?? You admit that TV never says the word aromantic so where is the aroace rep. So far I've pretty much only seen canonically asexual characters and not much else buddy.

#text #half the time i think these ppl see other aspec ppl saying that x character feels aroace and then they take it as canon rep #instead of an interpretation of the character which likely was never meant to be written as aspec at all #because majority of people don't even know what that is #this isn't me saying that we shouldn't have aroallo or alloace rep btw #this is me complaining about people throwing aroace ppl under the bus because apparently we are 'hogging' all the representation in media #and it just reads as people being aphobic towards aroace people specifically and it drives me insane #you can ask for more aroallo and alloace characters without complaining and shitting on aroace characters???? #like bro we are all on the same fucking team. we are all trying to get seen and understood. we all want to see ourselves in media #stop fighting like one of us is somehow way more privileged than the other because 'you have x rep' #we all have crumbs my guy. just because someone else is getting crumbs doesn't mean that its your crumbs being taken. #idk i see so many posts like this and it makes me feel so unwelcome in the aro and ace communities #im tired of aroace people being used as a scapegoat that you can target to pretend like you're punching up #when in reality you're just committing friendly fire against people who are on your team #i miss when the aro and ace communities used to like... work together as a big aspec community #now ppl r way too focused on separating them and acting like they have nothing in common and don't have the same goals #and both communities now tend to put a lot of blame onto aroace people because of stereotypes we never had control over in the first place #it's exhausting #like the aphobia is coming from inside the house #i didn't go through the ace discourse on tumblr to deal with this shit.

[whenfatecollides]

Xena Warrior Princess 3x07 The Debt (2)

You mean that I should serve someone who hates me. More than that, you need to serve someone you hate. I'd rather die. You've been a dead woman for a long time now Xena, I'm offering you the chance to live.

#xena warrior princess #xwpedit #xenaedit #wlwedit #wlwsource #tvedit #dailyflicks #xena* #gif* #I am 100% on the xena/gabrielle train bc duh but man I LOVE xena's relationship with lao ma and I wish we'd seen more of it in the series... #lao ma being xena's first turning point and helping her gain her consciousness back etc is so important to me... #lao ma is described as both soft and hard and that's exactly what xena needed and yeah she loved her and admired her so much to the point #that she felt indebted to her #xena in the debt ep series is lit like that meme that's like #If Lao Ma has a million fans then I am one of them. If Lao Ma has ten fans then I am one of them. If Lao Ma has only one fan then that is me #If Lao Ma has no fans then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Lao Ma then I am against the world. #anyway I just love it - I just love the idea that dark xena came around to the point of wanting to serve this woman simply because she #believed in her and in how much of a good influence she could be 'I have been blessed or cursed to see into the souls of others. You don't k #know it yet Xena but you're a remarkable woman capable of greatness' #LIKE....... idk it just makes me insane the unconditional support the unconditional love.... anyways

[khaoray]

Are we friends or something? Stop throwing such a fit. And please don't do anything like this again. I don't like being misunderstood, or misunderstanding. Did I hug you? Or did I kiss you? It's no big deal. Even school kids hold hands. What misunderstanding? You should seriously stop overreacting.

#call it love #kdrama #kdramaedit #kdramadaily #kdramasource #asiandramasource #tvedit #cinematv #tvfilmsource #romanceedit #romancegifs #*gifs #i'm going insane it's fine don't worry about it #love how they both tell the other to stop being weird about it like the call is coming from inside the house beloveds!!! #you're BOTH overreacting <3

[essektheylyss]

You know, with the fact that Ryn went and got herself petrified within a day of finding out just how willing the Ruby Vanguard are to fuck a wizard up, I do think that, while the bar is very low, Essek (as he is during the course of the campaign) really does deserve some credit for never ending up in such a self-imposed pickle that he needed his allied party to show up and save him from himself. In fact, the only time the Nein directly felt the need to worry about him was when Caleb put him in danger without thinking through certain connections that would be made, and even then, that was more of Caleb feeling guilt-ridden about it than actual worrying.

And to be very clear, Essek absolutely was and still to this day in canon is in a massive, self-imposed pickle, but when it actually comes down to it, the Nein were pretty tangential and superfluous to navigating that, and he's predominantly doing the work himself.

#anyway justice for essek thelyss's wisdom score. 😔 #I do think it's higher than one would expect. #look at both caleb and percy. no shoddy wisdom scores there! still touch things that really should not be touched. #sometimes high intelligence just overrules the wisdom score and that's all there is to it. #like! essek would have just peaced if he was found out! #hilariously he even like. asks very little of the nein on behalf of the court in the course of being their handler. #they mostly do the most buckwild shit and he just teleports them around. #gave them a house and some pretty chill work through waccoh and then like. mostly let them bop around wherever lmao #barely asked questions about wtf they were up to #tbt when they were like 'yeah can you teleport us to a dragon in the middle of the arctic' and he was like 'you're insane but sure lol.' #this is not serious do not come whine to me about it. I do not wanna hear it. I have to go back to writing now I just had the thought. #critical role #essek thelyss #cr spoilers #(for ryn mention lol)