#you would know

[sga-mcshep-4ever]

"It's been trapped here for thousands of years, alone." "It's not alone anymore." "It doesn't think on that level. It thinks about eating. That's it." "You would know." "If we stay, it will kill us." "Not unless we can kill it first." "Well, I don't see how." "Then either we must go, or it must. Maybe it wants to go. If we open the Stargate…"

#sga #stargate atlantis #john sheppard #rodney mckay #teyla emmagan #peter grodin #1x03 hide and seek #joe flanigan #david hewlett #rachel luttrell #elizabeth weir #😂 #you would know

[332-442]

How do you stop coming across as angry 😭

[elizakai]

(in response to that one anon ask)

but you do have lots of kinky thots, Kai <3

Thots, you say?

#Anon #asks #you are SO right sweetie #You would know #wouldn’t you #/LH #<3 #Out here picking up bitches🥺 #Watch out or I’ll cuddle you next #M… #My art #this doesn’t deserve that tag

[rastronomicals]

4:51 PM EST February 5, 2024:

Queens of the Stone Age - "You Would Know" From the bootleg Live Bites

Last song scrobbled from iTunes at Last.fm

Recorded live at the Roskilde Festival , July 1, 2001

#Queens of the Stone Age #Live Bites #You Would Know #bootleg

[kanansdume]

The Mandalorian: Here is a random blonde-haired white boy with classically attractive features among the regular Mandalorians who are canonically a bunch of blonde-haired white people with classically attractive features.

This fandom for some inexplicable reason: This is obviously a very SPECIFIC blonde-haired classically attractive white boy because he is blonde and white and classically attractive, these are definitely defining traits of this one character and cannot be applied to 90% of the Mandalorian population.

#the mandalorian #the mandalorian spoilers #if it were korkie #YOU WOULD KNOW #these people are in no way shy about letting you know when a cameo is happening #if it were korkie they would be yelling it from the rooftops for all to hear #the fact that he never speaks and nobody reacts to him at all means it's NOT HIM

[moonlightpirate]

I swear it would be my parents that would ruin my excitement over being accepted 😔

#they laughed at me #and said seriously how would you make it in #youve been failing #uh no i got one C #and the rest As and Bs #like come on #maybe if you asked me occasionally #you would know #😒🙄 #whatever im excited for myself

[mnikhowozu]

whenever i see people describe house of wax or malignant as “bad movies” or “so bad they’re good” i really just question what their definition of good is, what bad is, and also if they’ve seen as many horror movies as i have.

like it’s actually apparently pretty fucking hard to make a halfway decent horror film, especially a slasher film with a twist. there is clearly so much care into character design, set design, cinematography, and most importantly, actually decent writing. 85% of horror films i watch are really stupid, have bad effects, are overdone, or the acting is absolutely and truly abysmal. it’s hard to hit the sweet spot.

as far as house of wax and malignant go, as slasher films, they’re extremely successful in creating an original and interesting concept and retaining the camp that often came with genre classics such as the friday the 13th  and nightmare on elm street franchises (to just name a few).

above all else, the writing holds up reasonably. you’d be surprised how many films with good production value & acting struggle with having a beginning, middle, and satisfying end. there are a lot that just kind of fall apart in the middle, or leave the end so open that there is no real conclusion or satisfaction.

#misc: personal text #sorry this is wordy but like #im sooooo tired of people calling purposefully campy/corny films 'bad' #the same goes for repo. pet fucking peeve honestly #like its a good film. the writing holds up. #just bc the production value is low #and the movie is silly and corny #does not make it bad #if you'd watched as many movies as i have #you would know #that soooo many films just #FALL APART #like they either don't have an ending or #the whole concept is so stupid that it's just like #why. what. #like go watch the bye-bye man that shit is BAD #and thats not even the worst ive watched recently #the deep house is another good example of a like #very high concept film with reasonable acting #VERY HIGH production value #but the plot is just. the writing really falls apart #its rlly like TCM underwater but it doesn't follow through well enough #im a firm believer in good film having a satisfying (or reasonably satisfying) ending #like literally just follow a 3 act structure y'all #my goodness.

[helenapsent]

I remembered the episode with the call of K'foggnarh, and now I can't stop thinking that I will later make a reference to the famous moment from Evangelion on this moment

#the adventures of puss in boots #This concept fits so well here #you would know #helen thinks

[cockbites]

question, how gay are you????

Answer—the most actually

💅🏳️‍🌈

#you would know #you make me gayer every damn day I talk to you #gnc-cole #ask

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[sylvies-kablooie]

i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.

#i often wonder about how many things would be considered classic or high art had they only received the marketing #how many short films that were made for class could have been the most powerful thing you'd ever seen? if you'd seen them? #“you know the greatest films of all time were never made” etc etc #but like. these works of art ARE being made. it's just enjoyed by a smaller audience with equal impact though #i think about this one furry i used to follow on insta who had the coolest worldbuilding ever. it's been years. #thought prompted by that sketch of nimona from ten years ago that was just for a character design #posted to the creator's tumblr and now it's nominated for best animated feature film at the oscars #and by the genuine emotional reaction a fan comic made me feel. how much work had gone into it. how beautiful it was to me. #idk what to tag this but i hope whoever needs to hear it does #writing #writer #fandom #fandom culture #artist

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuk tims #senshi #Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity. #Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all. #Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure. #I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem - #I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time. #So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*. #I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much. #Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!

[satans-cool-blog]

I’ve been obsessed with this tweet for a while so I’m posting the it to tumblr to inflict it on more people

#posts that make you watch dungeon meshi German dub #dungeon meshi #marcille #german dub #op if you see this and would like it removed lemme know

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped' #I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

god i love my friends. shout out to people who love their friends. this is a post for friend lovers

#sorry i thought too hard about everything and got weirdly emotional like hgoly shit #i talk to people here every day and we know stuff about each other and shit and we exchange ideas and waaa #we're like all basically penpals but better #im realizing how revolutionary this is. like had we all been born earlier we never would have met #and even if we did we'd have to talk through letters with weeks if not months in between responses #can you imagine that #every day instead i literally wake up and my friends are there #insane #i love having friends

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

#My art #One Piece #Nico Robin #Sir Crocodile #Y'all the OP brainrot is BAD #According to an SBS Crocodile would absolutely spoil his child rotten if he had one. *We all know how Robin's childhood went* #Scary mofo who does not know how to parent a child but boy does he have the spirit + Child who has never had proper parent in her life #They'd make. An absolute disaster of a duo. This AU concept is so fucking funny to me okay #But also sad because I would fucking die for baby Robin she deserves the fucking world #This poor girl has never been spoiled in her entire life AND NOW PAPADILE IS HERE TO SPOIL HER #You know it's funny. I know 11 yo Robin should LOOK older than 8 year old Robin. But Crocodile is a fucking giant so she's still baby sized #Also I just had too much fun drawing Robin looking as pathetic as humanly possible lmao #She's a like a wet kitten in the rain 😭