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cinamun · 5 days
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Honestly think Darren and the Good Doc coulda killed Rah and got away with it too, never mind Mrs Copsucker
How do we know they didn't?
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coffin-contemplator · 1 month
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❝the ‘hanky code’ collection❞, chapter Ⅰ
Summary:
“‘I need a fresh tie,’ Strahm states casually, suddenly coming to a halt in the middle of the room. (...) Hoffman tilts his head to the side, not an ounce of care present. ‘Try wardrobe?’”
Perez is probably the first one to realise, and it’s painful to see just how oblivious the men around her are. A medium-blue handkerchief, mostly hidden within the compounds of the right lapel of Hoffman’s suit jacket. And the detective stands right in front of Strahm, taunting him, unbeknownst to the special agent himself. Yes, this may be a coincidence—but “copsucker”? Really?
It’s a ridiculous scene, and normally Lindsey would probably laugh. But she’s being professional, so she doesn’t. She tries not to look either, proceeds to brush it off. Focuses on the priorities; on her job as a federal agent. Yet, she can’t help but let her gaze wander every now and then, still, eyes flickering between Strahm and Hoffman, partly wanting to see her partner’s reaction if he realises, and partly wishing he doesn’t. 
On the way back to their own office, Perez glances curiously at Peter. 
“Have you noticed at all?” She asks eventually, no longer able to keep her interest at bay.
“Noticed what?” Strahm replies with an inquiry on his own, appearing surprised.
For a second, she simply stares, stunned. Then, allowing herself a subtle, knowing smirk, she responds. 
“Never mind, then.” 
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If there’s one thing Detective Hoffman hates, it’s stumbling across Lawrence and Adam. And he can’t even decide which is worse; being subjected to Gordon’s condescending look, or dealing with overly friendly Stanheight. Whatever the case, both stand as infuriating.
It’s simply a matter of business with Lawrence (or at least that’s what they both choose to offer as the official version). If you were to ask Adam, though, he doesn’t believe that for a second. And he doesn’t mind, either. 
Feeling slightly hyper today, as he sometimes does, he would normally let the two older men talk and settle things between themselves, while he paces, maybe takes some pictures, probably smokes (this is one of the very few instances during which Lawrence is too busy to grace Adam with a disapproving stare). 
But then something pinpoints his attention and he can’t help but react accordingly. 
His sudden close proximity is enough to make the other two pause. 
“Dear?” Lawrence prompts, caught off guard. 
However, Adam isn’t looking at him—his focus lies purely on the detective. After another while of hesitation and turning some thoughts over in his mind, he points at the red handkerchief, hanging out of Hoffman’s front pants pocket. 
“Actually?” He glances at the older man in disbelief. 
A flicker flashes across Hoffman’s face, as the sudden realisation dawns at him. “Uh, listen,” he hisses, stuttering, visibly flustered. “Maybe I might’ve been a bit… desperate recently…” 
By this point, Lawrence is pretty much lost completely. He casts a glance at his boyfriend once more, searching for some hint that may lead him to reach some reasonable conclusion. Adam’s shit-eating grin isn’t of much help, though.
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“I need a fresh tie,” Strahm states casually, suddenly coming to a halt in the middle of the room. 
His gaze lazily travels toward Hoffman, still resting on the bed, and his own neck attire still bound to the headboard. Involuntarily, he raises his eyebrow, briefly reflecting on his choices from the previous night. Making rational and responsible decisions is indeed definitely easier while sober. 
Hoffman tilts his head to the side, not an ounce of care present. “Try wardrobe?” 
Strahm huffs with irritation but doesn’t retort. Instead, he follows the instruction (for once), sliding the door open and taking a look. Due to the limited variety of his partner’s choice of clothing, finding a clear tie fortunately proves anything but difficult. However, something inside captures Strahm’s attention and makes him stop dead in his tracks. 
Once realising what he’s looking at, he turns back to the other man, a blank unreadable expression painted on his face. 
He’s seen a lot in this apartment by now; starting on some more subtle bindings, ending on leather accessories and muzzles. But this… This is something entirely different. And strange. 
“Why in the world would you need this many handkerchiefs?” Caught off guard, Strahm quickly motions to the drawer that appears to be overflowing with a disarray of colours and patterns. 
A knowing grin brightening his features, Hoffman spares the Agent a smug glance. “The right attire is the key to communication,” he explains eloquently as if stating the obvious to an idiot. “These help me declare my needs more clearly.” 
The detective visibly expects some response, a reaction transmitting some sort of understanding. Instead, he observes Strahm stare back at him for at least a few seconds, his brow furrowed, before shrugging it off, muttering “whatever” under his breath and, finally, leaving. 
Hoffman lets his gaze linger on the door that his partner just slammed shut right before his eyes, in a hurry. He doesn’t move for a while longer but eventually, the initial surprise passes and the detective’s mind catches on. 
He reaches for his phone, going to his contacts without as much as looking at the screen. His fingers quickly tap a combination of buttons, creating a brief but clear and direct message. 
To: Lindsey Perez  k. running out of options. do i just stick a printed hanky code to his face or sth?
A/N: Thank you for reading! This is the first "chapter" of this work, hence more may appear in the future if I come up with something more.
Please, consider stopping by my Ao3! 💚
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deirdreskye · 2 years
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The threat of getting harassed or like hatecrimed by strangers in public for looking like a tranny is extremely scary to me, it's definitely a huge thing in my life that affects me in all sorts of ways. but like I find it pretty fucking whack when people act like that's the biggest most important primary mechanism through which transphobia/homophobia/whatever affects us. I dunno it kinda smells like copsucker mindset to me lol, this idea that it's random violent criminals accosting us that we should be most worried about? Some of you people talk about this shit like it's the movie Death Wish and you're Gay Charles Bronson. Get a grip lol.
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cosmicretreat · 1 year
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Another day, another 15 racist tr*mp hags, terfs and copsuckers who started following me in the night because they love nipples. Got to block those people asap before they start angrily commenting on the many, many, many, many, many things they won't accept the existence of. It's not a disagreement, it's a fact that you need to either accept or ignore. What did you think you were getting from a being whose icon has the enby flag on it?
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rhotic-shwa · 1 year
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Hey just so you know, "get a job" means to actually get a job you fucking bum
hey just so you know i don't take life advice from rando copsuckers in my tumblr asks LMAO
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aikidocenterofmiami · 2 years
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When you are a CopSucker! #knowyourrights #freedomfromtyranny #freedom https://www.instagram.com/p/CiAddbPOGyY07nvdNE9cEsIrsrTkjpN-YLSEMM0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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pols-doodles · 3 years
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if yknow, yknow 😏
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underscorespider · 3 years
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thank you @vnapologeticapathy for tagging me!
rules: you can usually tell a lot about a person by the music they listen to! put your music library on shuffle and list the first 10 songs, then tag 10 people.
eyeless, slipknot
change (in the house of flies), deftones
toxicity, system of a down
welcome to castle irwell, crywank
she thinks she's punk rock and roll, hands off gretel
G.L.O.S.S., g.l.o.s.s
haven't had enough, marianas trench
cheatercheaterbestfriendeater, never shout never
let's dance to joy division, the wombats
copsucker, ACxDC
tagging whoever wants to do it idc
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thepunksink · 6 years
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Petition to replace the term cocksucker with the vastly more offensive copsucker
Why not both? FUCK YOU, YOU COPSUCKIN COCKSUCKER! try saying that fast 3 times if you master it you will be all powerful
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service4cops · 6 months
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"What do you think I want?"
Well, knowing this department and his brethren, I could pretty much guess. He wanted what the wall want: a warm mouth to dump their ball brew into. No holding back, no pulling out. Just swallowing, no questions asked.
Works for me.
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weedonsteroids · 7 years
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Driver Test Positive For 54 Times The Legal Limit Of Marijuana In His System
July 18, 2017 MSM News More Refer Madness Propaganda Brought To You From The Copsucker Presstitutes! MOX NEWS NEEDS YOUR ... source Read more at http://weedonsteroids.com/driver-test-positive-for-54-times-the-legal-limit-of-marijuana-in-his-system/
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jacaldwellphoto · 5 years
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KIM PHUC 1.19.19 if i never have recommended you listen to the copsucker (2011) LP consider this that recommendation. #mylowreztransfers #myfriendsfromTHEPIT (at Brooklyn Bazaar) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs3JC9NF3JO/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1usc4z4yl858j
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miss-fire · 7 years
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Shuffle Tag
Rules: You can tell a lot about a person by the music they listen to. Put your music on shuffle & list the first ten songs & then tag ten people.
i was tagged by @raitaa thank you!
These are from Spotify and iTunes :)
Cupids Trick by Elliott Smith
Mind Reader by Sebadoh
My Secret Reason by Lisa Germano
Copsucker by The Dambuilders
Ivo by Cocteau Twins
Witches’ Rave by Jeff Buckley
Honey White by Morphine
Cannibal by Heatmiser
Vincent Come On Down by Brainiac
Dirty Water by Throwing Muses
I tag:
@sweetcherrybomb16
@sadmasochisticeagie
@kantsur
@dreamsister81
@keroseneeye
@sugarandspice-666
And anyone else who wants to do it!                       
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deirdreskye · 4 years
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i’m actually beginning to think that austerity is good because it reduces budgets for the police, and if you oppose austerity yo’ure basically a copsucker,
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commodore-schmidlap · 7 years
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A New SS is in Development in the U.S.
While those racist assholes with the tiki torches in Charlottesville are a force to be reckoned with, we should really be concerned with the transformation that our police forces, at large, are undergoing. New legislation has made warrantless searches of homes, a clear violation of the 4th amendment, possible in states/areas such as Virginia, DC, and Maryland. Not only this, but cops have been seen to kill with absolute impunity, seize cash/belongings, perpetuate antiquated laws, and contribute to the prison industrial complex under the guise of "meeting quota." Even worse is the fact that these assholes have tactical assault gear, riot shields, and fucking tanks! I know it's a dangerous job, but goddamn! Are they preparing to slay a dragon or something?! Bunch of delusional asshats who couldn't make it to college or through high school; too unfit and unstable to serve in the military. The people who ask for "license and registration" after pulling you over for speeding, shouldn't be allowed shit typically reserved for SWAT teams or the National Guard. They're public servants, not solely heroes. Let firefighters and EMT's take credit for once. Go be more like Andy Griffith, please. And with this bullshit of "blue lives matter," let me just say that, yes, their lives matter, but being a cop is a profession. You're not born with a uniform like you are a skin color. And now they wanna say that they're a race! This is the fuckery "copsuckers" subscribe to. The shit that's enabled most police forces to become so powerful and prone to harass innocent people. What's really awful is the fact that a cop only spends a couple odd months at academy to enforce the law, but people have to go through years of schooling to practice it. A juror can be dismissed for having bigoted inclinations, but a racist can be a cop? How's that make sense? Unless otherwise monitored, police forces can grow further corrupt and insidious, until they're capable of committing atrocities. They've already have shown themselves to be complicit bystanders in this whole "statue march" nonsense.
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thedawgsblog · 7 years
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WAZZUP DAWG……..
If you are looking for updates on The Frank Carson Case, or my Linda (copsucker) Taylor series, or AJ Pontillo series Please go to the category drop down menu to the right on a computer or at the bottom on a hand held device and click on the right category for your choice.
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