#you guys can steal this if you want !

[krysmcscience]

Call this the Whoopsie AU (it's barely an AU)

I mean. Narinder never explicitly SAID the Lamb would stay dead... :3c He probably should have been more specific. >:3c

Part Two:

Well. The Lamb tried, but...sorry, Nari, the crown hates you now. Shouldn't have been so quick to lend it out, I guess. :D

Aaaand Part Three:

'Isn't he just adorable?' -The Lamb, probably, while their followers smile and nod and internally scream at the brand new hellcat they now have to share living space with...

Anyway, nothing says 'Dead To Me' like following a person around to loudly remind them of how dead they are to you. Right? Right. Narinder's got this all figured out. <:]

#fanart #comics #cult of the lamb #cotl #narilamb #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #cotl yellow cat #this is my headcanon and i'm sticking to it #the lamb is a goofy stabby-babby goober and narinder is just a grumpy asshole who constantly velcroes onto them for hella snuggles #look - if you've been trapped in the afterlife void for over a thousand years - you are GONNA want a fuckton of snuggles #that's just science #the scribble comic i did with narinder and the yellow cat can technically work as part four i guess #only instead of the lamb Going Gremlin at the attempt to steal their other followers' devotion #they just comin' at him for Rad Cuddles OuO #someday i will draw these two with the proper height difference i imagine them having #today is not that day #today is also not the day i pin down exactly how long i want narinder's tail to be #(but i want it to be Very Long - just because) #there are inconsistencies here and there and probably some mistakes but i have been working on these for a week and i am So Tired guys #EDIT: haha yeah i forgot to color in narinder's fukken ears again #fuk :) #EDIT 2: i fixed it but it's probably too late at this point lmao #EDIT 3: THE LAMB'S FUKKEN HORNS JFC #i am not editing this thing anymore cuz i need sleep and the mistakes are already out there *dies of artist mortification*

[maranescence]

[POTENTIAL MURDER DRONES SPOILERS AHEAD]

Felt impulsy and fan service-y, so I drew a few more screenshot redraws of MD Episode 7 but with @lumineary-arts ‘s Murder Drones Swap AU, since it’s a lot of fun! However, I mainly went along with what we know about her AU so far, tho, so I didn’t include other details like Swap!N and Swap!Cyn’s other parent (who would take canon Nori’s place). I’d leave it to the AU’s creator.

I HIGHLY doubt Nate/Swap!N would tell Z/Swap! Uzi to “die mad”, I feel like he would apologize and genuinely feel guilty for sacrificing himself in front of her after she witnessed T/Swap!Thad do the same thing. Also I honestly loved how the solver symbol turned out! It isn’t perfect, but it sure looks great tbh! Also as some of you might know, backgrounds aren’t my strongest suit 😂

This one was pretty simple, but I am SHOOK at how in-canon this turned out to look. If you zoom out really far, it almost looks like a photo from the actual show! This particular screenshot probably isn’t highly significant in the plot, but I thought that Maid V’s appearance in the episode was an excuse to draw Butler Thad (since V and Thad switch places), who of course is just a mere hallucination produced by the Solver here (unfortunately). Since the artist stated that the solver was Russian-speaking in this AU, I guess that it would imply that Butler Thad in this episode would speak the same language!

Finally (my favorite one so far), the girl bosses ever! I’m kinda proud of how this turned out but HOLY HELL drawing the school bus was hard for me. I kinda got a little lazy and mostly blocked the majority of it with clouds 😂 I originally planned on having Swap!Tessa stand alongside Swap!J and Swap!V with a weapon in hand to reflect on her leaderlike personality, but I decided to put her up on the bus to make her look like the lady in charge. I kinda feel like I made her look a bit too intimidating, but I wanted her to have a “girlboss” expression. Look out, SD-L!

I wish I could draw a few more, but I ran out of ideas 😅 Also reminder: I tried to stay as in canon as possible, so PLEASE don’t hesitate to correct me if I made any mistakes!

#murder drones swap au #murder drones #glitch productions #art #artists on tumblr #digital illustration #murder drones uzi #uzi doorman #serial designation n #serial designation v #serial designation j #murder drones thad #murder drones tessa #tessa james elliot #digital art #digital artist #murder drones ep 7 #I literally poured my heart and soul into this #I’m sorry there isn’t a lot of drawings here I just stuck with what’s known about the AU #you guys can steal the glory of drawing the other things like Swap!Doll wearing Swap!Noris skin if you want #I feel like I put too much effort into these lmao

[sonknuxadow]

this is probably an unpopular opinion with the amount of "everyone is married with kids" type future aus people make for sonic characters but i cannot see sonic getting married or having a kid ever. if he did somehow end up with a kid hed be the worlds first transmasc absent father or however the joke goes

#i can only see sonic with a kid if its some random kid he accidentally adopted or whatever #and if he had a partner whatever they have going on probably wouldnt fit the typical idea of how having a partner works at all #i dont think sonic is a very romantic guy to be honest. and being in a serious relationship or ''settling down'' wouldnt be for him #i guess you could argue his feelings towards that sort of stuff could change once hes an adult #but i kinda. dont like. the idea of him suddenly becoming interested in romance and wanting to settle down #as a sign hes ''finally grown up'' or whatever. because lack of interest in romance isnt an immature trait you have to grow out of #some people never want that sort of thing and thats fine #anyway i dont hate fankids to be clear i think theyre fun in concept . like from a design standpoint #taking traits from characters you like to make a new guy out of it is fun #i just cannot imagine those things ever actually happening does that make sense #actually while im at it i dont think rouge would want kids at all either . people want her to be motherly so bad but she just is not #she is the cool older sister figure who teaches you how to steal from the pin container at hot topic without getting caught. not a mom

[wave-nine]

Hello Nine I love your funny art and how you stylize the calcium boys! They are all so fun and cute and sexy and and AH I LOVE THEM ALL! 💙✨

I was wondering if you would like to share how you see differences between Cash and Money? I remember you saying somewhere that Cash lost his brother(?) that sound interesting and I'm really curious! And maybe how Cash/Money see others like you did with the Mutt/Pup differences if that's not too much! ... I'm feeling really nosey about Cash

WAAAH thank you so much!! 🥰💖💖💖

I'm surprised someone remembered! That's right, his brother is dead and it's the reason Cash ends up a self-serving scumbag; after all, there was nothing stopping him from becoming the worst version of himself. If it will benefit him he is 100% going to screw you over.

Money, on the other hand, may be greedy but is much more reasonable. Will he steal your wallet? Yes. But would he scam you??? ... also yes. Hahahaha where was I going with that. Nowhere. He's not as terrible, though.

I'd actually drawn what the dogs thought of Cash for that post as well, but I didn't include it so here it is...

I won't do the same thing for them, but here's another simple relationship chart instead. With Cash at the center, of course!

#w9 inbox #literally nobody likes this guy lmaoooooo #it's ok I do #you're thinking “I can fix him” #he's thinking “i can ruin them” #the difference between cash and money is that one gets to see his brother grow up #and the other one has more G because he steals more #I mean he scams more #I mean he extorts #I mean he murders #I mea- #wow stretch did you know you're not dead because of mutt!!!! you should thank mutt and give him a kiss!!!!!!!!!! #cash is like “i fucking hate this guy but if i kill him i'd piss off that other guy (mutt) and i don't want to deal with that bs”

[buwheal]

Dearest Spamton,

If you're in the dumpster, where is the computer plugged in?

Best wishes,

- Goon

#Dialogue without numbers in alt text so its easier to read for those who may want it! #on his tippy toes to lean over the counter to yell at you lmfao #Freaky old guy i love him..... killing him with hammers.... #oooughh he is in my head..... all day..... #ty for waiting patiently asker!!! I had to wait for the right time to do this one lol #spamton #spamton g spamton #[you've got mail!] #Scrapping the frames where he prints it out so i can get more out :-) #i love giving him little wrinkles he looks so silly #btw he means hes stealing electricity from the buildings around him…. or… well… borrowing

[inkedmyths]

Op turned off rbs but I wanted it for my collection

#ink thinks #ink... steals? #idk i literally just wanted it for my collection on my rb blog but ig you guys can have it too

[the-judicial-assistants-notebook]

Such a shame AA locked Kay away in the Investigations games because she could honestly be one of the most difficult opponents to deal with. She's a world-renowned thief. She's close friends with (and an ex-investigative partner of) the Chief Prosecutor. She's kicked him behind the knee once. She's well-acquainted with two judges, one of whom almost always presides over your cases and the other who was a member of the PIC and probably occupies a similarly high position now. Interpol Agent Shi-Long Lang has taken a bullet for her, and other Interpol Agent Ms. Franziska von Karma thinks of her as a dear friend/little sister figure. She has more emotional intelligence than 80% of the cast. As a child, she insulted Manfred von Karma to his face. She's friends with both the detectives usually in charge of your cases. You're always 0.5 steps away from falling hopelessly in love with her.

#free my girl i need her to be a menace to me #kay faraday #ace attorney investigations #she's got so many friends in high places and she's so smart and charming. she could probably steal evidence from you announce she's done #that and still get away with using it to make her own case in court. i love her. #also i say friends with in the post but ema skye is her girlfriend #forgot this was in my drafts. u guys can have it if u want <3

[kaijucat01artblog]

whoever made the executive decision to hurt helpy in hw2 will feel my WRATH /j

#fnaf hw2 #fnaf hw2 spoilers #fnaf help wanted 2 #fnaf help wanted 2 spoilers #fnaf spoilers #help wanted 2 #helpy #fnaf helpy #fnaf art #guys did you know you can steal the candy from him and make him CRY. #MY POOR BOY. SAVE HIM. #fnaf #tw bandages #bandages tw

[meownotgood]

Hey, just so you know, the person who plagiarized your work hasn't actually deleted their ao3 but changed it to sugucidal. While looking through my one fic I know they commented on it showed up like that. Figured you'd want to know so you can still block them.

oh wow. the saga continues apparently because every single one of the fics this account has ever posted were stolen from me. like.... I'm not sure what could compel a person to do this....

#thank you so so much for informing me #this is just.... once again I am speechless #I'm not going to post specific examples because I think you guys get it by now #but you can look on their ao3 #it's very clearly all copy pasted from me #I'm not sure what to do in this situation #is there some way I can report this or inform ao3 so they can take down this account? #godddd and I really just wanted to forget about this why do I have to deal with so much crappppp 😭😭😭😭 #I don't post everything to ao3 and some things are only on tumblr but my heaven is a bedroom fic is literally on ao3 as well #what does someone get out of stealing this much #this counts 7 fics of mine they stole.... SEVEN!!!!!!!!! #someone hold me pls

[narcissusbrokenmirror]

I think abt Caleb Covington being simultaneously a terrible guy and also supporting of gay rights.

i mean, did he wanted to trap three teenage boys into his club and force them out of their freedom of choices and decisions to work for him forever with the threat of putting an end to their existence if they refused? yes.

But he also was bringing willie's boyfriend closer to him.

#julie and the phantoms #willex #caleb covington #alex mercer #willie jatp #“dad i met a guy” “nice do want me to steal his soul so he can never leave you?” “what? no.” “already done

[liquidstar]

and now for something stupid

#but really i also just wanted to play around w this sort of coloring style bc its been FOREVER since ive used it #and i think i can make it look better now #AND i think i can make more sillay stuff like this and not have it take as long w cleaning up lines #anyway now you all understand the terrible dynamic between these three #phobo's infodump text is just copypasted from the wikipedia page for knives. #julliet ALSO uses knives is the thing so hes actually mansplaining < JOKE #he just wants to share. even if it gives her a headache. but he wouldnt mansplain he doesnt have it in him. hes ok with felonies tho #but julis life hasnt known peace since she was told to take care of the newbies #and shes ALSO a newbie (just slightly less so) so really this is probably just tartarus hazing her #theyd take one look at the two disorganized unserious overeager newbies and think ''you know what would be fucking hilarious'' #and pass them onto the neurotic slightly-less-newbie who takes everything as seriously as possible. disaster combination. #i cannot stress enough that this is a group of bandits and murderers theyre NOT above hazing. #deimos actually is doing the best job at it since he is stealing as we speak #i mean hes not supposed to do it to his teammates but still. on the right track #as for the dynamic between deimos and phobos themselves its like. theyre just bros. theyre both pretty similar in personality #except deimos is kinda more mean and cynical while phobos can be kinda. dense and naive despite literally where hes at in life #but most of the time theyre basically beavis and butthead #i would also like to stress that juli is not being homophobic she just already cannot stand these guys and cant believe the audacity #but. complete misunderstanding. karma for stealing wallets ig #this will never be cleared up by anyone ever #but again thats not their dynamic they are just beavis and butthead. and i guess that makes juli daria LOL #finn's ocs #finn's art

[meirimerens]

got the tldr of the vid that I'm Not Watching All That & somewhat amusing how the straw breaking the camel's back for people over James Somerton is his blatant and unashamed plagiarism (as it should be genuinely i don't think you can nor should recover from this) like he hasn't regurgitated for years vile, unempathetic, ahistorical and Purely Just Wrong information about gay history including about the fight for legal same-sex marriage in the US and the AIDS crisis. like an alarming amount of people truly heard his ass say "all the good fun funky artistic and radical gays died of aids and all those who were left were unfun stuck-up prudes and conservatives also the fight for legal same-sex marriage was an assimilationist ploy by the latter who just wanted big gay weddings" as if the gay men who survived the epidemic didn't literally lose lovers and friends and entire communities and long-term partners who they shared a life with and who were denied any crumb of this previous life at their death because there was no legal recognition for same-sex cohabitation and unions and their homophobic family could tear everything from the surviving partner thanks to this lack of recognition and let it slide.

some people out there were truly so eager to shit on the boring assimilationist prude gays who survived aids by being stuck-up prudes and who just wanted "big gay weddings" they made up in their minds to get mad at that they turned their brains off and let it slide. they could've used their smoothed-out brains for ONE minute & found out that surviving took 1) plain boring luck and 2) radical, loud, proud gay activists campaigning for safe/safer sex and the information campaigns they led, as well as the protests and demonstrations they undertook to make the government fucking care for once. and that legally-recognized unions [be they civil or religious] were a matter of survival for the partner left behind. some people out there truly let a business major with a turtleneck (possibly the definition of boring) passing himself off as cool and radical and an intellectual tell them homophobic bullshit. and did not blink. like OF COURSE this guy's gonna be a plagiarist. he needs to get his information from SOMEWHERE. because when he tries to formulate his own stuff it's complete fabrications or the frankensteining of multiple sources that he manages to misunderstand/misrepresent threefold over. trying to fit a knit sock over the foot with the inside out and wonder why that itches.

i know many people in his audience are likely very young and also likely american and as such did most of their growing up in a world where their country (1 out of 195. give or take.) had legalized gay marriage but i cannot even begin to describe 1) how Young legalized gay wedding is, even in ""the west"" and 2) how many. other countries there are. my country legalized same-sex marriage before the US did. i am not even 25 and i still remember the hordes of catholics marching down the streets chanting homophobic slogans, implying the only reason two mommies or two daddies would want to raise a child together is for nefarious, vile purposes. i still remember families having to drag their asses into court to argue that, yes, a woman who raised a child for its whole life with another woman she's in a long-term committed cohabitated relationship with should have the right to be considered a direct guardian even if she's not biologically related to the child, and spending thousands of bucks having to argue their case in court. this might be shocking to some, but there are countries where homosexuality is punishable by death. in others, not by death, but by imprisonment. in others, not by imprisonment, but by ""medical intervention"". in others, not by ""medical intervention" but by fines. and in some others still, you can be gay (yay!) but you still cannot get married or civil-unioned, and the very same shit that was discussed in the 80s is still discussed now. the right to stay a guardian of your partner's child if your partner dies or is ill, so the kid does not go into foster care. the right to inherit your partner's property according to married rights instead of having through long annoying time- and money-consuming legal processes. the right to arrange your partner's funeral or have a say in their medical choices if they're incapacitated instead of their (potentially homophobic) families.

like We Are Not There Yet. we are not in a world where any homosexual can truly, fully, wholeheartedly assimilate, whether you consider it a good thing or not. fun gay artists and boring uninteresting gay office workers die the same death that we all do. the one you don't wake from. and guess what. all types of homosexuals, regardless of which ones you pick and choose to be mad at, are affected by homophobic legislation. not just the ones you think should be spared because they're oh so fun. and oh so radical.

donate to the rainbow railroad org if you can. they help LGBT+ people escape state-sponsored violence. a singular nail on one of their members' hand does more activism and real-life good than any mfer making video essays could do in his entire life.

#also were the two gay male writers who died of AIDS who's shit you stole of the ''fun artistic gays'' or the boring ones? you seem to like #their stuff enough to steal. you want their talent their eloquence and their presence; which is missed; sooo bad you look stupit! #also gay people have always gotten married. privately; clandestinely; in secret; in shame often. #gay people have had commitment ceremonies for as long as we've had partners. #like even if some of us did want ''big gay weddings''. by all means cope and seethe that no one wants your hand in marriage #and to dedicate their lives to you as you do to them publicly; to the world's face. but that's a skill issue. #not making this shit rebloggable i'm just complaining about the guy. have disliked him for a while for this ^ & also his fabrication of #how Radclyffe Hall's trial actually went. like you can literally wikipedia this shit. #unrelated me and my dad have this joke where when i feel like my academic life is not too great/i maybe should have done something else #i go ''well i might have gone to the Unemployment Factory; but at least i'm not a Business Student [shocked face] [retching face]'' #and my dad hysterically laughs. all of the worst people he's ever met had been business students once. #anyways. allmother mother of all great priestess of dishing out Ls to the deserving #thank you for having taken this man down in such a glorious colossal blaze. CHEH! #neigh (blabbers)

[emmodii-mode]

Just finished my first playthrough of BG3. Romanced Lae'zel, but ending up turning into an Illithid because the idea of making Orpheus or Karlach do it didn't sit well with me (or my character).

I told Lae'zel to leave with Orpheus in the end (I heard she wouldn't stay with a ghaik anyway, which she's valid for, but also, it doesn't feel right to ask her to stay when I know how much her people mean to her). And like-

Her face before she flies off---

She looks so heartbroken and sad.

#emmodii rambles #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate series #lae'zel #spoilers #i don't regret my choices and i do love a good angsty story. but at the same time... OOF. #may you find a new source of joy in the astral realm my queen :'( #for anyone curious- i played a githyanki which i heard is the only race that can fly off with her or something? #but well. again- didn't quite fit my character to have someone else turn instead pfffft #ALSO HE'S A CLERIC OF ILMATER AND A REDEEMED DARK URGE. self-sacrifice is kiNDA TO BE EXPECTED HAHAHA. #anyway- do give romancing lae'zel a shot guys. she may be a hardass at first but it's really because she cares a lot #also slightly off-topic but as a dark urge gith... durge grew up in a city so like. wonder how out of place they woulda felt with the #other githyankis anyway. i think i read somewhere that a gith durge realises they don't really feel connected to creches and stuff #which is interesting and makes me curious about how exactly they were made. cuz they have the traits and knowledge of the race but didn't #grow up with them. i guess the easiest answer would be 'god magic shenanigans' but STILL. #trust me to overthink things hahaha XD #if anyone's curious what happened to my guy in the end--- we followed wyll and karlach to avernus hahaha #what are the devils gonna do? steal the soul we don't have?? TRY IT BITCH #of course i did reload multiple times to have my character kill himself. because that was another option that felt possible for his charact #...and also because i wanted to see how companions would react to it. krewfjewlkrjewklrjewl- although the narration for durge suicide #is also quite interesting! of course maybe that's just me being mentally ill eff (/lh) but having a kill that isn't going to murder daddy? #gives a redeemed durge some control and a final say at last. which is still sad but a nice way to tie up their death methinks #ANYWAY- time to go find a way to convert him into a full-on OC. elves and dwarves are one thing but giths are blatantly dnd so i'mma have #to figure that out for my own story lore and universe--- some kinda new species? humanify him? or convert to another existing general speci #hmm hmm hmmmmmmmmmm-

[mistergreatbones]

Tim Drake: oh man i hope there’s not an evil inverse me with reversed initials vying for my spot as smartest batkid

Duke Thomas:

#guy with the rep for being the sleepyist bat versus guy who wakes up bright and early every morning with vigilantism on his mind #and they have inversed intials? #coincidence? i think not! #hey remember in lonely place when Tim figured out who dick was by watching him on the news? and then Duke TECHNICALLY did the same thing #hey remember how duke met Bruce as a kid? and how Tim met dick as a kid? #remember when Duke learned riddles like the baby girl boss he was and he knew dick’s song #actually remember how dick had a song written about him? slay. #leo says shit #tim drake #duke thomas #it was me Timmy. I killed your mom. #somehow when I was like. wait let me do the math. #Tim was 13 so add 4 years to make 17 and Dami is nine so so then three to make him 12 is 7 and then 16-7 oh shit I was gonna guess nine #SOMEHOW I killed your mother when I was a nine year old living in the narrows #it was me. I crashed the plane Barry I mean Tim #can you tell i (op not duke) am procrastinating on something because I’m procrastinating on something rn #ANYWAYS now i want to see evil duke well actually i will never be able to see that because evil duke would simply steal all the light #and then kill me with the light i guess i don't really understand how his powers work

[iknowicanbutwhy]

"A taste to die for!"

"Desire meets the tongue!"

"Satisfaction down to the last drop!"

"The success of the drink reflects in your smile!"

"The most harmless cold drink ever!"

"Refreshment that lingers for hours!"

"Nothing goes wrong with Doppler Pepper!"

Credit to @munchiebeetle for mispronouncing Docbr Pebbler

#when you headcanon Doppel Schezo as a shapeshifter that means he can be an Actual Catboy meanwhile loser regular Schezo with the headband #oooo you wanna pet the cat ears so bad dont you Buy My Drink Fund My Magic Stealing Park #doppelganger schezo #puyo puyo #GUYS DESIGNING THE BOX WAS SO UNFAIRLY DIFFICULT AND I DONT KNOW WHY #i was just being the silly. i wanted catboy doppel and then someone said doppler pebbler and the ideas combined to form voltron in my head #their power combined gave me the motivation #art #fanart #kitscribbles #ぷよぷよ #hey kids. don't trust this ad. it's unregulated #Doctors Hate It! Magically 'enhanced' drink makes you feel euphoric maybe dont drink it actually its not good for you #i mightve had more to say about this if this weren't a completely random idea for no reason

[properbastard]

[ sharpe's background of being a pickpocket, a burglar, and a thief should definitely have been used more for comedy and less for tragedy in the sharpe series because can you imagine

you're an officer in the mess hall. you watch a 6'1" 95th Rifles officer walk in, pickpocket a colonel, hide an entire bottle of wine in his jacket, and stuff a handful of silverware into his shako. He has made eye contact with you the entire time. He throws up a two-finger salute in your direction on his way out. You go to say something, but one of the "exploring officers" stops you and starts rambling about this man's skills. He does this at least twice a week. He's the most efficient soldier in Wellington's army. He calls you a bastard to your face and steals your watch.

#; shits and giggles ( mun's antics ) #[ yeah you guys can reblog this one bc COME ON IT'D BE SO FUNNY #listen i understand why sharpe uses his street smarts to fight dirty and get a leg up on the competition #something something there's no sin being born in the dirt but it is a terrible sin to want to stay there #yeah that's great and poetic but THE COMEDIC POTENTIAL #sharpe literally making off with half of the silverware from the mess hall to sell for profit is the funniest thing cornwell could do #also c'mon i listened to the podcast where sean talked about stealing shit off the set #he's a loot goblin and i have never respected anyone more #come on corndog it'd be so fucking funny #let the man rob the rich and snotty and make it so that no one can do anything about it #IT'D BE GREAT ]