407 Fake Smurf Names, via OpenAI
Write a long list of potential Smurf names
1. Brainy Smurf
2. Hefty Smurf
3. Greedy Smurf
4. Jokey Smurf
5. Lazy Smurf
6. Clumsy Smurf
7. Smurfette
8. Papa Smurf
9. Grandpa Smurf
10. Grouchy Smurf
11. Handy Smurf
12. Dopey Smurf
13. Vanity Smurf
14. Bashful Smurf
15. Silly Smurf
16. Tracker Smurf
17. Farmer Smurf
18. Cook Smurf
19. Baker Smurf
20. Painter Smurf
21. Sculptor Smurf
22. Woodcutter Smurf
23. Tailor Smurf
24. Doctor Smurf
25. Dentist Smurf
26. Scientist Smurf
27. Professor Smurf
28. Librarian Smurf
29. Archivist Smurf
30. Spy Smurf
31. Detective Smurf
32. Judge Smurf
33. Fire Chief Smurf
34. Police Chief Smurf
35. Mayor Smurf
36. Governor Smurf
37. President Smurf
38. King Smurf
39. Emperor Smurf
40. Wizard Smurf
41. Warrior Smurf
42. Archer Smurf
43. Knight Smurf
44. Ninja Smurf
45. Samurai Smurf
46. Pirate Smurf
47. Cowboy Smurf
48. Indian Smurf
49. Chief Smurf
50. Shaman Smurf
51. Clever Smurf
52. Witty Smurf
53. Charming Smurf
54. Sweet Smurf
55. Romantic Smurf
56. Sentimental Smurf
57. Dreamy Smurf
58. Rude Smurf
59. Cranky Smurf
60. Stubborn Smurf
61. Moody Smurf
62. Passionate Smurf
63. Hot-tempered Smurf
64. Cold-hearted Smurf
65. Vengeful Smurf
66. Mischievous Smurf
67. Playful Smurf
68. Cute Smurf
69. Adorable Smurf
70. Friendly Smurf
71. Kind Smurf
72. Generous Smurf
73. Naughty Smurf
74. Evil Smurf
75. Wicked Smurf
76. Mean Smurf
77. Hateful Smurf
78. Disgusting Smurf
79. Gross Smurf
80. Slimy Smurf
81. Stinky Smurf
82. Ugly Smurf
83.Beautiful Smurf
84. Handsome Smurf
85. Cuddly Smurf
86. Sassy Smurf
87. Sultry Smurf
88. Alluring Smurf
89. Seductive Smurf
90. Mysterious Smurf
91. Magical Smurf
92.enchanted Smurf
93. Lucky Smurf
94. Unlucky Smurf
95. Jealous Smurf
96. Envious Smurf
97. Trusting Smurf
98. distrusting Smurf
99. truthful Smurf
100. liar Smurf
101. brave Smurf
102. cowardly Smurf
103. strong Smurf
104. weak Smurf
105. fearless Smurf
106. fearful Smurf
107. determined Smurf
108. indecisive Smurf
109. stubborn Smurf
110. flexible Smurf
111. serious Smurf
112. silly Smurf
113. nerdy Smurf
114. ditzy Smurf
115. smart Smurf
116. stupid Smurf
117. organized Smurf
118. messy Smurf
119. calm Smurf
120. hyper Smurf
121. relaxed Smurf
122. uptight Smurf
123. easygoing Smurf
124. high-strung Smurf
125. laid-back Smurf
126. aggressive Smurf
127. passive Smurf
128. assertive Smurf
129. shy Smurf
130. outgoing Smurf
131. social Smurf
132. introverted Smurf
133. extroverted Smurf
134. gullible Smurf
135. skeptical Smurf
136. naive Smurf
137. wise Smurf
138. innocent Smurf
139. guilty Smurf
140. pure Smurf
141. corrupt Smurf
142. innocent Smurf
143. experienced Smurf
144. inexperienced Smurf
145. educated Smurf
146. uneducated Smurf
147. childish Smurf
148. mature Smurf
149. childish Smurf
150. grown-up Smurf
151. immature Smurf
152. responsible Smurf
153. irresponsible Smurf
154. dependable Smurf
155. undependable Smurf
156. reliable Smurf
157. unreliable Smurf
158. creative Smurf
159. uncreative Smurf
160. artistic Smurf
161. unartistic Smurf
162. musical Smurf
163. unmusical Smurf
164. athletic Smurf
165. unathletic Smurf
166. fit Smurf
167. unfit Smurf
168. skinny Smurf
169. overweight Smurf
170. thin Smurf
171. plump Smurf
172. toned Smurf
173. muscular Smurf
174. scrawny Smurf
175. curvy Smurf
176. straight Smurf
177. short Smurf
178. tall Smurf
179. petite Smurf
180. statuesque Smurf
181. blonde Smurf
182. brunette Smurf
183. redhead Smurf
184. black-haired Smurf
185. white-haired Smurf
186. grey-haired Smurf
187. bald Smurf
188. short-haired Smurf
189. long-haired Smurf
190. curly-haired Smurf
191. straight-haired Smurf
192. light-skinned Smurf
193. dark-skinned Smurf
194. fair-skinned Smurf
195. brown-eyed Smurf
196. blue-eyed Smurf
197. hazel-eyed Smurf
198. green-eyed Smurf
199. grey-eyed Smurf
200. black-eyed Smurf
201. single Smurf
202. married Smurf
203. divorced Smurf
204. widowed Smurf
205. in a relationship Smurf
206. it's complicated Smurf
207. dating Smurf
208. engaged Smurf
209. separated Smurf
210. male Smurf
211. female Smurf
212. man Smurf
213. woman Smurf
214. boy Smurf
215. girl Smurf
216. son Smurf
217. daughter Smurf
218. father Smurf
219. mother Smurf
220. grandfather Smurf
221. grandmother Smurf
222. grandson Smurf
223. granddaughter Smurf
224. uncle Smurf
225. aunt Smurf
226. nephew Smurf
227. niece Smurf
228. cousin Smurf
229. stepfather Smurf
230. stepmother Smurf
231. stepson Smurf
232. stepdaughter Smurf
233. stepsister Smurf
234. stepbrother Smurf
235. godfather Smurf
236. godmother Smurf
237. godson Smurf
238. goddaughter Smurf
239. best friend Smurf
240.enemy Smurf
241. acquaintance Smurf
242. stranger Smurf
243. classmate Smurf
244. colleague Smurf
245. boss Smurf
246. employee Smurf
247. teacher Smurf
248. student Smurf
249. coach Smurf
250. team captain Smurf
251. neighbor Smurf
252. landlady Smurf
253. landlord Smurf
254. neighbor Smurf
255. shopkeeper Smurf
256. cashier Smurf
257. waiter Smurf
258. waitress Smurf
259. bartender Smurf
260. bus driver Smurf
261. taxi driver Smurf
262. train conductor Smurf
263. pilot Smurf
264. flight attendant Smurf
265. astronaut Smurf
266. doctor Smurf
267. nurse Smurf
268. dentist Smurf
269. surgeon Smurf
270. veterinarian Smurf
271. psychologist Smurf
272. psychiatrist Smurf
273. therapist Smurf
274. counselor Smurf
275. social worker Smurf
276. probation officer Smurf
277. lawyer Smurf
278. judge Smurf
279. police officer Smurf
280. detective Smurf
281. soldier Smurf
282. marine Smurf
283. sailor Smurf
284. airman Smurf
285. firefighter Smurf
286. security guard Smurf
287. member of the clergy Smurf
288. politician Smurf
289. diplomat Smurf
290. businessman Smurf
291. businesswoman Smurf
292. CEO Smurf
293. president Smurf
294. vice president Smurf
295. secretary Smurf
296. janitor Smurf
297. factory worker Smurf
298. construction worker Smurf
299. artist Smurf
300. musician Smurf
301. writer Smurf
302. editor Smurf
303. photographer Smurf
304. filmmaker Smurf
305. actor Smurf
306. actress Smurf
307. model Smurf
308. fashion designer Smurf
309. stylist Smurf
310. make-up artist Smurf
311. hair stylist Smurf
312. personal trainer Smurf
313. athlete Smurf
314. coach Smurf
315. sports commentator Smurf
316. referee Smurf
317. umpire Smurf
318. librarian Smurf
319. archivist Smurf
320. bookkeeper Smurf
321. accountant Smurf
322. banker Smurf
323. financial advisor Smurf
324. real estate agent Smurf
325. insurance agent Smurf
326. stockbroker Smurf
327. economic analyst Smurf
328. marketing manager Smurf
329. salesperson Smurf
330. customer service representative Smurf
331. IT technician Smurf
332. web developer Smurf
333. software engineer Smurf
334. computer programmer Smurf
335. network administrator Smurf
336. database administrator Smurf
337. systems analyst Smurf
338. security guard Smurf
339. private investigator Smurf
340. chef Smurf
341. sous chef Smurf
342. line cook Smurf
343. pastry chef Smurf
344. baker Smurf
345. bartender Smurf
346. waiter Smurf
347. waitress Smurf
348. host Smurf
349. hostess Smurf
350. busboy Smurf
351. dishwasher Smurf
352. grocery store clerk Smurf
353. retail store manager Smurf
354. retail store clerk Smurf
355. salesperson Smurf
356. receptionist Smurf
357. secretary Smurf
358. janitor Smurf
359. maintenance worker Smurf
360. housekeeper Smurf
361. nanny Smurf
362. daycare provider Smurf
363. preschool teacher Smurf
364. elementary school teacher Smurf
365. middle school teacher Smurf
366. high school teacher Smurf
367. college professor Smurf
368. librarian Smurf
369. school counselor Smurf
370. school nurse Smurf
371. school principal Smurf
372. school superintendent Smurf
373. coach Smurf
374. athletic director Smurf
375. sports commentator Smurf
376. referee Smurf
377. umpire Smurf
378. musician Smurf
379. conductor Smurf
380. soloist Smurf
381. music teacher Smurf
382. composer Smurf
383. lyricist Smurf
384. singer Smurf
385. bandleader Smurf
386. DJ Smurf
387. music producer Smurf
388. sound engineer Smurf
389. music critic Smurf
390. artist Smurf
391. sculptor Smurf
392. painter Smurf
393. illustrator Smurf
394. graphic designer Smurf
395. art teacher Smurf
396. art curator Smurf
397. art dealer Smurf
398. art collector Smurf
399. photographer Smurf
400. photojournalist Smurf
401. cinematographer Smurf
402. film director Smurf
403. film producer Smurf
404. film editor Smurf
405. film critic Smurf
406. screenwriter Smurf
407. actor Smurf
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i need to get this out of my head before i continue clone^2 but danny being the first batkid. Like, standard procedure stuff: his parents and sister die, danny ends up with Vlad Masters. He drags him along to stereotypical galas and stuff; Danny is not having a good time.
He ends up going to one of the Wayne Galas being hosted ever since elusive Bruce Wayne has returned to Gotham. Vlad is crowing about having this opportunity as he's been wanting to sink his claws into the company for a long while now. Danny is too busy grieving to care what he wants.
And like most Galas, once Vlad is done showing him off to the other socialites and the like, he disappears. Off to a dark corner, or to one of the many balconies; doesn't matter. There he runs into said star of the show, Bruce who is still young, has been Batman for at least a year at this point, but still getting used to all these damn people and socializing. He's stepped off to hide for a few minutes before stepping back into the shark tank.
And he runs into a kid with circles under his eyes and a dull gleam in them. Familiar, like looking into a mirror.
Danny tries to excuse himself, he hasn't stopped crying since his parents died and it's been months. He rubs his eyes and stands up, and stumbles over a half-hearted apology to Mister Wayne. Some of Vlad's etiquette lessons kicking in.
Bruce is awkward, but he softens. "That's alright, lad," he says, pulling up some of that Brucie Wayne confidence, "I was just coming out here to get some fresh air."
There's a little pressing; Bruce asks who he's here with, Danny says, voice quiet and grief-stricken, that he's with his godfather Vlad Masters. Bruce asks him if he knows where he is, and Danny tells him he does. Bruce offers to leave, Danny tells him to do whatever he wants.
It ends with Bruce staying, standing off to the side with Danny in silence. Neither of them say a word, and Danny eventually leaves first in that same silence.
Bruce looks into Vlad Masters after everything is over, his interest piqued. He finds news about him taking in Danny Fenton: he looks into Danny Fenton. He finds news articles about his parents' deaths, their occupations, everything he can get his hands on.
At the next gala, he sees Danny again. And he looks the same as ever: quiet like a ghost, just as pale, and full of grief. Bruce sits in silence with him again for nearly ten minutes before he strikes a conversation.
"Do you like to do anything?"
Nothing. Just silence.
Bruce isn't quite sure what to do: comfort is not his forte, and Danny doesn't know him. He's smart enough to know that. So he starts talking about other things; anything he can think of that Brucie Wayne might say, that also wasn't inappropriate for a kid to hear.
Danny says nothing the entire time, and is again the first to leave.
Bruce watches from a distance as he intercts with Vlad Masters; how Vlad Masters interacts with him. He doesn't like what he sees: Vlad Masters keeps a hand on Danny's shoulder like one would hold onto the collar of a dog. He parades him around like a trophy he won.
And there are moments, when someone gets too close or when someone tries to shake Danny's hand, of deep possessiveness that flints over Vlad Masters' eyes. Like a dragon guarding a horde.
He plays the act of doting godfather well: but Bruce knows a liar when he sees one. Like recognizes like.
Danny is dull-eyed and blank faced the entire time; he looks miserable.
So Bruce tries to host more parties; if only so that he can talk to Danny alone. Vlad seems all too happy to attend, toting Danny along like a ribbon, and on the dot every hour, Danny slips away to somewhere to hide. Bruce appears twenty minutes later.
"I was looking into your godfather's company," he says one night, trying to think of more things to say. Some nights all they do is sit in silence. "Some of my shareholders were thinking of partnering up--"
"Don't."
He stops. Danny hardly says a word to him, he doesn't even look at him -- he's sitting on the ground, his head in his knees. Like he's trying to hide from the world. But he's looking, blue eyes piercing up at Bruce.
Bruce tilts his head, practiced puppy-like. "Pardon?"
"Don't." Danny says, strongly. "Don't make any deals with Vlad."
It's the most words Danny's spoken to him, and there's a look in his eyes like a candle finding its spark. Something hard. Bruce presses further, "And why is that?"
The spark flutters, and flushes out. Danny blinks like he's coming out of a trance, and slumps back into himself. "Just don't."
Bruce stares at him, thoughtful, before looking away. "Alright. I won't."
And they fall back into silence.
Danny, when he leaves, turns to look at Bruce, "I mean it." He says; soft like he's telling a secret, "Don't make any deals with him. Don't be alone with him. Don't work with him."
He's scampered away before Bruce can question him further.
(He never planned on working with Vlad Masters and his company; he's done his research. He's seen the misfortune. But nothing ever leads back to him. There's no evidence of anything. But Danny knows something.)
At their next meeting, Danny starts the conversation. It's new, and it's welcomed. He says, cutting through their five minute quiet, that he likes stars. And he doesn't like that he can't see them in Gotham.
Bruce hums in interest, and Danny continues talking. It's as if floodgates had been opened, and as Bruce takes a sip of his wine, it tastes like victory.
("Tucker told me once--")
("Tucker?")
("Oh-- uh, one of my best friends. He's a tech geek. We haven't talked in a while.")
(Danny shut down in his grief -- his friends are worried, but can't reach him. When he goes back to the manor with Vlad, he fishes out his phone and sends them a message.)
(They are ecstatic to hear from him.)
It all culminates until one day, when Danny is leaving to go back inside, that Bruce speaks up. "You know," He says, leaning against the railing. "The manor has many rooms; plenty of space for a guest."
The implication there, hidden between the lines. And Danny is smart, he looks at Bruce with a sharp glean in his eyes, and he nods. "Good to know."
The next time they see each other, Danny has something in his hands. "Can you hold onto something for me?" He asks.
When Bruce agrees, Danny places a pearl into his palm. or, at least, it's something that looks like a pearl. Because it's cold to the touch; sinking into Bruce's white silk gloves with ease and shimmering like an opal. It moves a little as it settles into his hand, and the moves like its full of liquid.
Bruce has never seen anything like it before, but he does know this; it's not human. "What is it?" He asks, and Danny looks uncomfortable.
"I can't tell you that." He says, shifting on his foot like he's scared of someone seeing it. "But please be careful with it. Treat it like it's extremely fragile."
When Bruce gets home, he puts it in an empty ring box and hides the box in the cave. He tries researching into what it is. he can't find anything concrete.
Everything comes to a head one day when Danny appears at the manor's doorstep one evening, soaking wet in the rain, and bleeding from the side.
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☆ even the gods bleed [ pt 4 ]
{☆} characters arlecchino, furina, lyney
{☆} notes cult au, imposter au, multi-chapter, gender neutral reader
{☆} warnings blood
{☆} word count 3.7k
{☆} previous [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ]
Fontaine was bathed in darkness, not even the moon daring to illuminate where the common man fears to walk. The streets were bleak and empty save for the constant, rhythmic ticking and clanking of machines marching on endlessly, dauntlessly wading where even the bravest dared not to venture. Not even the sharp click of the Gardes boots followed the occasional hisses of steam as they walked the barren streets.
It was haunting, and it'd been like that for days now. It showed little signs of stalling in the slightest, too. Every inch of Fontaine was practically crawling with Gardemeks– like a swarm of rats skittering about.
Arlecchino had secluded herself in the Hotel Bouffes d'ete for days at this point, waiting– biding her time. Her nails clicked against the wood as she tapped at the table in a stilted rhythm, the subtle click of the clock mixing into the clanking outside, weaving in and out of earshot as the patrols slipped by. She reached forward after a moment of thought, reaching for the white king.
She leaned back against the chaise, tilting her head just enough to catch a glimpse of a patrol of Gardemeks as they vanished behind the rows and rows of buildings. It wasn't enough to keep her attention for long, however, her features twisting in disinterest as she glanced back to the chessboard– and the letter neatly resting beside it. The seal was unmistakable and a sobering sight, demanding her attention– the soft hues of blue etched into the shape of a dragon stared back at her in a way that almost unsettled her.
She had already parsed through it's contents hundreds of times, but she was met with only vague, flowing script that only served to irritate her more then anything– it filled the page top to bottom yet managed to say nothing at all. Her hand reached out again, but instead of reaching for the letter she plucked the black rook from the board, setting it down with a soft click.
Arlecchino had all the time in the world to sit back and observe her prey, but all that time would be useless if she lacked the information to act.
And he was quite tight fisted about it, evidentially. None of her inquiries or attempts to decipher any potential codes in the letter left her empty handed. She could not act without even knowing the reason for his summons– it was almost worded like a personal affair rather then one would expect for a foreign diplomat. In truth, she'd expected a scalding report on her operatives, but it lacked any mention of anything of the sort.
She was no stranger to people masking hostility behind pretty words and compliments, not that it was ever unwarranted per se– the Fatui did not create connections through honesty and genuine kindness. They have strong armed more then their fair share of people into cooperation to the point distrust is all the Fatui are met with outside of Snezhnaya. Every word was meant to conceal the deceit, every action meant to conceal the price later paid.
So she had been..skeptical of the letter, to put it lightly. She doubted the Iudex of all people would offer a hand to the Fatui without a price attached– a trap, perhaps, meant to lure in the most powerful piece left on the board. Her eyes narrowed, reaching for a white rook and moving it to the right.
Or he was hiding something. Something that he simply couldn't risk getting out to anyone, not even the Divine themself. A tempting prize, whatever it was.
..A dangerous prize, too.
She'd considered burning the letter and forgetting it all together– the risk was great, and she couldn't risk getting caught up by whoever else the Iudex may have on his side of the board. But she could hardly pass up the challenge and the prize that he fought so hard to keep from prying eyes and ears. Even her agents came back empty handed each time. She lazily picked up a black rook, sliding the white pawn aside.
"Lyney," Arlecchino drawled, crossing one leg over the other and turning her gaze to the door as it slowly creaked open. The pale visage of Lyney stepped through, though his siblings were noticeably absent. The weariness that weighed down on his shoulders was apparent in the slightest furrow of his brows and the subtle creak of leather as he clenched his fists behind his back. "Father." He choked out, the title dragged out by the sharp inhale and shaky exhale.
He looked out of breath, she noted.
The silence that lingered after the small exchange was punctuated only by the click of another chess piece being moved. She sets aside the black rook, letting it sit among the dozen other pieces that had been wiped off the board. She can see the conviction glinting beneath the fog of exhaustion, but if he would utilize it was another matter all together.
He had seemed to make his choice quickly, at the very least.
"Our contacts and operatives within the Fortress of Meropide have gone silent– all we have is their final confirmed missive.." His voice is confident, but it is rigid as the words spill from his lips. He takes a sharp step forward, unfolding his arms from behind his back and opening his hands– the small, water stained and messily folded note catches her eye, plucking it from his palms with a half hearted interest. "They believe the Duke left the Fortress of Meropide..and that he may be coming to the Court of Fontaine."
Her eyes narrow dangerously, nearly crumpling the thin paper in her hands– yet just as quickly, she collects herself.
But she cannot get rid of the bitter taste on her tongue, lingering as she sets down the note and slides it to the side, her lips pursed into a thin line.
So the Iudex had shown one of his pieces..she tightly grasps a black rook, tipping over the white rook, letting it roll against the board.
If the Duke was involved, things were much more complicated then she expected– he would be a problem, she was certain. She couldn't blame the lamb for fearing the wolf, either. Whether her agents had been killed or captured by the man mattered little. He had his ways, and he was a force that could instill fear in even them.
Which meant the possibility that her operation was already compromised was far too real.
What had the Iudex so concerned he had gone through the trouble of bringing in the Duke and herself? The Fatui was one thing, but to specifically request one of it's Harbingers..
The Prophecy? The thought had her clenching her fist, but..no. If it were to rear it's head now, the Iudex could simply not afford to waste time on his contacts deciphering his nonsensical script– If the prophecy were to be the issue, there time would be limited to mere minutes in the worst of cases. Which meant it was worth biding his time in order to ensure absolute secrecy.
So if not the prophecy, then what?
Her next moves were..limited. She was already walking on eggshells considering her position and the reputations of the Fatui– especially with a Harbinger in the midst. If they caught wind of her operations, they'd weed out her operatives and be on guards for any snakes that lingered in their garden.
She reached for the chessboard again, picking up one of the white rooks from the board with a scowl. The sharp click as she sets down the white rook and sets aside the black pawn draws a shaky inhale from Lyney as she moves another black pawn, the dull click of the pieces drowning out the distant clinking of machines.
..A draw, perhaps.
The pieces were all falling into place– the players of this game were slowly being revealed. Whether she could secure her victory..she was unsure.
She wasn't even sure who her opponent was. Only that the Iudex himself was but another piece in their game.
Arlecchino reached for the board again, yet this time she hesitated. Perhaps she could still swipe the win from beneath them, if she played her cards right.
She would simply have to capture the king– or, if need be, let it end on a draw. Either way, she would not concede. She could not afford to concede. Down to the last piece, she would drag out this match until she was in a position to force their hand into the outcome she desired.
She stood slowly, picking up the king piece and observing it for only the briefest of moments before she set it down on the table, taking measured steps around the table and across the room. She was hunting a much more dangerous quarry today– it would be no simple runaway traitor this time.
"Do you remember the directive?" She inquired coldly, her hand lingering on the door for that long, tense moment. "..Yes, Father." Lyney faltered, taking a hesitant step back and bowing at the waist. "Then do not stray."
All that was left was the silence and click of the door shutting behind her as she disappeared down the hall, her boots clicking harshly against the floorboards. The rest of the agents knew better then to linger in her path as she stepped down into the lobby, adjusting the cuffs of her sleeves. She barely even acknowledged the Fatui agent standing at the ready by the heavyset doors, their gloves hands held out with her cloak held loosely in their palms. She quickly snagged it from them, tugging it over her board shoulders and clasping it around her throat.
With a quick tug, she brought the hood up over her head to conceal her sharp features, lifting her hand and placing a neatly folded note within their waiting hands. She had only one chance to make the right moves and secure her victory– no matter the cost.
Each piece had it's purpose.
Oft, that purpose was a bloody and horrible end– but for the grand goal of the Fatui built on the backs of the dead, it was an honor.
She didn't bother speaking a word as she dismissed them with a wave of her hand, pushing open the heavyset doors and stepping out into the barren, damp streets. The rhythmic clink and whir of Gardemeks was still distant– she needed to move. Her boots clicked and splashed in the rain soaked stone of the streets as she slithered between the buildings, ducking through the openings in the patrols.
It was almost too easy.
She tilted her head back, taking in the towering Palais Mermonia with a scowl, her hands clenched into fists. The final moves were being played– the king was within her reach, yet she felt no more confident then when she began.
The air carried a sense of unease, thick and heavy, filling her lungs until she felt her breath still in her chest– listening to the empty, bleak night that seemed so..quiet.
She'd done her fair share of research, had more then her fair share of her agents try to peer into the Iudex's office or the Archon's supposedly hidden chambers, but every attempt was a failure. She had to give them credit, they were quite elusive when they wished to be. Though now she only thought about it bitterly– this was all a risky gamble, in the end, and only time would tell if it paid off.
With minimal effort, she'd managed to pull herself to the flat, tiled roof, eyeing the massive tower peaking out of the center cautiously. At least here the wandering patrols down below weren't likely to notice her..she could hear them passing by the spot she'd been in only a few minutes ago, just beneath her. She pulled the hood further over her face, peering through the sheer darkness of the night for any oddities, but it was almost impossible to see in the dark.
Her boots clicked softly against the tiles as she approached the tower jutting out from the Palais, her hand gliding along the smooth stone, pressing against odd indents or crevices. If it was for the Archon's chambers, she doubted they made it very difficult– she'd only met the woman once, but she doubted the Iudex make it all that complex just from a brief glance. And it surprised her little when one of the stones sunk into the wall, gears whirring as the walls split open to reveal a stairwell straight into an inky black hall. Only the barest hint of light peaked under the door at the bottom, but it's occupants must have heard her, considering it went out not a moment later.
She cautiously stepped down into the small crevice, her breath visible in the bitter cold air– her shoulders tensed at the subtle sound of muffled footsteps behind the door, her vision flaring with a molten heat between her shoulder blades as she reached for the worn handle of the door. The heat of her vision was enough to just barely heat the metal, her vision flaring like a quickly building inferno.
Arlecchino was prepared for a fight, if it came down to it.
The door creaked as she pressed against it, shoving it open with a grunt of effort and surveying the room with narrowed eyes and a biting remark on the tip of her tongue– the lavish opulence was expected, she supposed, but the lack of the towering figure of the Iudex was not.
Yet before she could get a word in or even take in her surroundings properly, the light flickered back on and she had to squeeze her eyes shut with a hiss at the sudden brightness. She could hear the door being shoved closed behind her, the hurried footsteps retreating just as quickly as her eyes adjusted to the light.
..This was a joke, wasn't it? It had to be.
She'd expected the Iudex, perhaps even the Duke if she'd been unlucky, not the Hydro Archon. She had half the mind to test her worth as an Archon then and there, her temper flaring like an uncontrollable blaze, barely kept at bay. It took all her self control to force herself to smile politely at the woman rather then snarl.
"Miss Furina," She sneered beneath her hood, x shaped pupils locked onto the startled, trembling Archon with thinly veiled contempt. "What a..pleasant surprise. You'll have to forgive my manners, I assumed I was meeting with the Iudex." She observed her body language carefully– the way her eyes darted about like a frightened rabbit seeking escape, the slightest tremble of her lips..
Arlecchino opened her mouth to offer another scathing remark, but her jaw audibly clicked shut as her entire body seemed to lock up. Even her vision went cold against her back, a chilling feeling creeping up her spine as someone, or something, crept up behind her. Their footsteps were almost silent, the slight rustling of their clothes the only thing she could hear over her heart pounding against her ribcage.
Arlecchino had always prided herself on being on the other end of that sensation– she was the monster, and her target was the prey frozen like a deer between the hunters crosshair.
It was a chilling feeling to have the dynamic shifted on it's head.
She couldn't even swallow, her jaw clenched so hard she could hear it creak as she tried to reason with her quickly splintering mind– a futile effort, her joints locking up almost painfully. Black spots were quickly swallowing her vision from the lack of air in her lungs, the sound of shuffling behind her barely audible over the ringing in her ears.
For a moment – a moment too long to have only lasted the seconds that it did, yet so quick it gave her whiplash – she thought she would hit the floor dead before she could even glimpse her assailant.
And then it was gone. She came crashing back into reality with a startled inhale, her lungs burning and her knees nearly buckling under her. The instinct to lash out and kill whoever had done it was intense, yet she couldn't bring herself to move even a finger– it would be so easy to twist around and ignite them with searing flames, but her feet were rooted in place.
She almost didn't notice the surprisingly gentle hands unclasping her cloak, tugging it off her shoulders, if not for the sheer intensity of the presence still lingering behind her. Her mind was still fractured, struggling to right itself after the ordeal, and it had her seething.
"..Are you certain you held back enough?" Furina croaked, the normally soft lilt raspy and almost hoarse. "Not– not that I doubt your capability, most Divine!"
Arlecchino felt her nails dig harshly into her palms, heat swelling beneath her skin– Divine? Had she lost her mind? The Divine was..
The Divine was upon their throne where they belonged. She'd seen them!
"Hm. Well, maybe? Sorry, I didn't think it'd affect you too." Their voice was sickeningly soft as they stepped around her like she wasn't even there, focusing their attention on the Archon who seemed more then delighted about it. "What gave you that impression, most Divine? Aha, I..was completely unaffected, as you can see! Perfectly fine."
Furina let out a small squeak when they pinched her cheek, but the almost affectionate smile that tugged at their lips revealed the lack of malice behind the action.
"You're a bad liar, Furina. You might want to sit down..please?" They didn't take her protests for an answer, gently pushing her to sit on the bed before abruptly turning to face Arlecchino once more, a forced smile on their lips. "Oh, good, you're..uh, not dead. That's good. I thought I fried your brain. Sorry?"
..Had she hit her head on the way here? The Divine should still be on their throne, yet she couldn't shake the weight of their stare– it felt tangible. She felt like she was standing face to face with the stars– galaxies and constellations bearing down upon her.
She grit her teeth and clenched her hands until she felt the sting of her nails against her palms, grounding herself in the pain through the sheer overwhelming nature of their existence.
"You.." She croaks, reaching out with a shaky hand and grabbing them by the collar of their shirt, lifting them up until their feet left the floor– she pays no mind to the startled protests of the Archon. Arlecchino would crush her like a bug before she even got the chance to intervene and they both knew it. "You shouldn't exist– you aren't them, and yet you..you're the imposter, aren't you?" Her grip tightens yet they face her without an ounce of fear, meeting her unyielding glare with a pondering look.
Arlecchino wanted to make them bleed just to see if she could, the urge to sink her teeth into skin welling up in her chest to the point she visibly snarled, her mask of politeness long . "You're the imposter." Her expression falls for a moment before she schools it into one of apathy, setting them back down and holding them there for a moment, finally releasing them after a tense moment. "Or you were supposed to be."
Hers brows furrow– she wants to demand answers, to throttle them for damning them to being nothing more then dolls for the supposed Divine to break at their whim, but none of the words come to her.
"..Why now? The current Divine has been in power for years, yet you descend now?" Her shoulders tensed, lips pursed into a thin line– it's impossible to ignore the truth that lay before her. The Divine is a fraud and this..imposter is the true Divine. How many years had they been in power, now? How many years were they waiting? Why did they wait? Was the suffering of Teyvat not enough? Was the blood that painted the steps of their stolen throne not enough?
She'd personally been on the wrong end of the Divine's wrath– she wonders..had they watched? Had they seen the cruel hand of their imposter and turned their back on Teyvat?
"I.." They hesitated. It made her seethe, her hands clenching into fists at her sides– her vision flickered, flames swelling within it's casing just to be smothered by the presence of the Divine. But once that spark had been lit, she refused to let it go out. "I didn't know."
The answer does not satisfy her. There is an itch beneath her skin that she cannot scratch, a fire that burns in her chest so hot it scorches even herself.
"And what about now? Are you content to cower like prey in the safety of the Palais Mermonia?" She snapped, taking a step forward, her brows furrowed and her glare intense– she can see the slightest bit of worry in their eyes. She revels in it. "Will you let them use your acolytes like pawns? How many more need to be broken on the steps to your throne before you act?"
Again, her vision flares and dims– it refuses to be used against the Divine that created it.
"Have you no answer?"
The room is silent. They do not speak and neither does she.
Even the world itself seems to quiet in the face of her accusations, fury boiling to the surface so hot it incinerated all it touched.
"I will kill them myself."
Their words are quiet, but they are not soft– there is a vindictive, searing anger that explodes out like dying stars within their eyes. The sight of constellations replaced by a void that would not be . The smell of ichor grows stronger– to the point she feels almost lightheaded.
"..I am aware that I have failed in preventing this, but I had no choice in the matter. Still," They muse, their voice like the tolling of bells. A solemn melody that stills the swelling fury burning in her chest, if only for a moment. "I will rectify it– I will tear down their throne of lies and let not even the earth tarnish itself by burying their corpse among it's soil."
They pause for a moment, holding out their hand– scarred and bandaged by the weapons of the devout, yet still they take upon the burden of dirtying their hands to save those who did not save them.
"Do you trust me, Arlecchino?"
Did she?
"Will you help me?"
She exhales heavily, meeting the starry iris' of the Divine with a scowl still tugging at her lips. Arlecchino trusted no one but herself.
"..Yes."
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