#yoga bro

[saraharveypatrick]

Houses with faces

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[opalescentidiot]

#ok real shit tho why the fuck is rin’s posture so fucking ass there #like bro the whole point of yoga is to improve that shit WHAT ARE YOU DOING 😭🙏 #blue lock #blue lock memes #blue lock textpost #junichi wanima #keisuke wanima #gagamaru gin #shidou ryusei #micheal kaiser #alexis ness #kainess #isagi yoichi #noel noa #kaisagi #rin itoshi

[the-acid-pear]

I love the parallel between how Dave and Jack deal with their grief because Dave on one hand just can't let anything go bc he's terrified of losing someone dear again while Jack on his part has lost so much and so often he just doesn't get attached to shit.

#luly talks #dsaf #dsaf jack #dsaf dave #jack Kennedy #dave miller #<- i never remember if i always use that tag or not #not that i post about dave often admittedly but still #anyway yeah been thinking about Jack's depression a lot lately #that one confession about it on DSAF Confessions? that was me baby. why did i sent it in anon instead of making my own post? #because i like keeping the ecosystem alive 👍 #i do that often never rb my own asks tho bc if i wanted to suck my own cock I'd just start yoga #anyway uh #he's (jack) just like me fr etc etc #bro almost works in an automatic mode you know just go to Freddy's do the same repeat and tbh dave does too #THEY'RE BOTH SO FUCKING DEPRESSED YOUR HONOR.

[lord-of-the-bundle-of-sticks]

oh my god i cannot focus im gonna bawl ihhhhdiwiejnr

Does ajyone else have a fixation they really really really really like but you cant consume ANY content of it or else you'll flop around like a fish

thats me

its like a disease dawg. cant do nothin

#chaz knows... sigh.............. #iys so annoying i feel like im abt to explode everytime i even see it bro. #haha i can hear this guys lecture from my class #its abt atoms #he sounds like a yoga coach #ANYWAY

[thxnks4themrms]

Aww man I gotta wear a belt today

#fucking hate yoga bro #and i only have low waisted jeans #omfg

[bunniesbearsandadventures]

Bro I will literally never forgive my school for forcing everyone to have two P.E. credits and the only options for P.E. classes after Intro to P.E. were Yoga and Weight lifting.

Like why were my only options between

Embracing that Betti Spaghetti lifestyle

Or hitting the grind harder then Incels hitting on women.

That was not fair.

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#random #just completley random #like wtf #bro what #why did they make us choose #i hated both options #i ended up choosing weight lifting #i was one of two girls ij that wholr class #but i didnt want to do yoga #because A im not flexible #and B the only time I want to get bent is if someone is bending me over a #idk #randon

[nickysfacts]

Who said that exercise and game development can’t both be fun!

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#history #wii fit #shigeru miyamoto #nintendo #exercise #video game history #balance #wii fit trainer #super smash bros #super smash bros ultimate #video games #nintendo history #wii #video game development #getting fit #weight loss #video game icons #wii games #sports history #yoga #aerobics #muscle workout #balance board #nickys facts

[andromedasummer]

i rly thought i was just gonna do some pilates and yoga before playing some pathfinder tonight. no. nope. didnt even get to the yoga. legs are in hell. will make a cup of tea and try to get to yoga in an hr or two.

#bro i did like 10 minutes of warmup stretches and that 20 minute pilates things took me OUT #the yoga should be okay bcos this one is seated. i knew my legs would be a lil sore. not THAT sore. #my body is going to kill me tomorrow. esp cos im gonna be trying to do 10k steps tomorrow. #one step closer to my goal of flexibility and strength tho

[faggotmox]

today in: casual ableism ranger has experienced

the owner of the independent coffee shop i work at asked me "what happened?" when i came in on my crutch today. the crutch i use at work every day. when i said that, he claimed he had "never seen me use it" & that i must not have used it around him before. which i certainly have & have openly talked abt being physically disabled to & around him. i had it at the shop's christmas party. (we only have 5 employees at this store)

while talking to a customer (for like 2 hours off the clock btw & not necessarily by choice it was so he didn't distracte our closer who had 100 million things to do) it came up organically that im autistic. this guy works with autstic kids too, he's a speech therapist. he couldn't believe that im autstic, told me im "every parents dream of an autstic kid" (lmao my parents would say otherwise), said i was high functioning bc i have a job (the dishes in my sink & multiple final write ups at my other job lol), & made other rude, minimizing remarks abt how my autism presents.

#i also had the moment bryan moment ever with him #we were originally talking about health fitnesd diets and work outs #and he mentioned that he only does yoga and gave up lifting 2 years ago to focus on that #and that people tell him you cant jain muscle from yoga #and my response was disbelief and said --bro throw up those arms youre more jacked than me and i strength train-- #and we flexed and ny dude was jacked his arms were fuckjnf massive and defined #ive never had such a homoerotic moment irl and im a fucking gay man #straight dudes (to be fair thats an assumption) are such fags

[vampyrluver]

Im really frustrated bc i want to get so jacked, nd i was working out the last few months with 0 progress and the more i worked out the more i struggled :( and i KNOWWWWWW its bc of my POTS but like DANGGGG i just wanna get jacked bro what the heck

#.txt #im medicated nd it helps with exercising however i rly hate yhe gym so much nd theres not many machines i can use #without them making me feel like im dying #might just stick to cardio and yoga or smth #i rly dislike the gym tho like i actually hate it sm it fills me w despair #but i go w my friends nd i love my friends but my god is the gym the worst place ever #it stinks bruh #it reaks #everyone there is so nice tho but my god do they stink #nd a lot of the men will b doing the most for bo reason #u do not need to be yelling ne screaming bro chill out #also i hate it when they drop weights bc the sound is so loud #also i hate it when im using a machine nd someone wants it but they dont ask when ill be done they just circle me #like a hawk stalking their prey #sry im complaining so much im pmsing nd full of despair rn lol

[shoutyourporpoise]

Actually WAIT something else just clicked for me I was like. SOUNDLY scolded for gaining the freshman 25 in undergrad and I’m not gonna claim I was eating super healthy bc I was not but it was treated as though it was due to a singular lack of self control on my part when like. I had JUST finished my arangetram in senior year when the only requirement was for me not to tank my grades???

I had just spent a whole year doing intense physical exercise practically every day and eating like an athlete only to go to undergrad where I was definitely not doing classical dance? And the veg options were VERY largely carb and cheese based and I was still trying to be veg so it was either eat unhealthy or hit the bottom of my checking account every month (also scolded).

Like I was doing taekwondo and yoga and swimming but of COURSE I was gonna gain a certain amount of weight bc the size I was for the year prior was like. The size a person would be at peak physical activity, not the size they’d be living the fairly sedentary life of a student.

#temeritiveRaconteur #eating disorder mention #actually while im here in the tags i was NOT KIDDING in the prev post when I said my bro was living on cigs coke and burgers #but he didnt get scolded bc unlike me he didnt go up a size such that my mom's clearance rack hoards could no longer fit him #and also bc he is a very skinny person #and in that way we were both hurt from opposite ends #my brother was not encouraged to take care of his health bc his thinness was believed to be protective #and for like...it was treated like the swimming and yoga and taekwondo was useless bc at the end of the day I was still fat #so I literally didn't exercise for like THREE YEARS? #last semester of senior undergrad i finally took women's weight training and it was like id never exercised before! #it's only in recent years that I started exercising to make myself feel good instead of with eight loss as an end goal #and guess what?? it turns out eating fresh fruit sand veggies and trying to get a walk in is good for you even if you are fat! whoda thunk

[confuzzled-sheep]

Edible branding is really something I'll be reading labels like a dipshit tryna decide between Wyld Lyfe Organic Karmic Attunement Gummies (Refreshing Sativa with grapefruit flavor blessed by a Buddhist monk) or Jim Bob's Mary Jane Lemon Drop Sucker Punch ("Tiny but mighty" hard candies with an activation time of 20 min)

#Bro dude stoner memes cartoon properties candy properties #is this POC owned or is this grossly orientalist #ok are you cool or are you the weirdest yoga spiritualist alive #honorable mention to the extremely minimalist futuristic branding like this is elon musks personal weed pills #i know actual flower has way different branding approaches (sometimes) #but the hard swing is always and #? #no hate to the POC brand owners who wanna use flavors theyre familiar with in products! #it always just takes a second to go #or worse: an Asian fetishist #sheep talks

[sarahwroteathing]

I’m supposed to be driving to meet my sister but I’m in my work parking lot cackling and I have to tell someone RIGHT now

I was teaming up with this other therapist today so he could teach me about a new client and we were getting to know each other too. And at one point I mentioned aerial yoga and the dude said, and I quote:

“I’ve got a few silks lying around. Let’s throw them in a tree and get weird.”

I…

#I don’t even know how to take that #like bro #why would you say it like that #also in what world am I gonna do yoga with a man I just met #in the TREES?

[vegetalmotif]

does yoga with adrienne know how much she has personally improved my mental health

#doing yoga is like #*i have scholiosis i need to stretch my back* #*ends up learning grounding and mindfulness techniques that can be used when a crisis hits anywhere* #i swear to god my ‘be nice to urself’ voice is me putting on her voice #and i get so pissed when people say shes too corny #like im sorry genuine hope sounds corny to u maybe u need help bro

[my-faymelodyz]

My dad: Maybe you’ll like yoga

Me: I don’t think-

*two days of yoga later*

Me: Never again. Hate yoga: >:(

#kiwi times + school times #kiwi times #bro it’s so fucking hot today #and I feel so gross from pe yoga 😭 #not to mention the ants in my locker :((