#yikes this is really bad lmao

[mattodore]

okay so because previous anons asked about sex, I wanna ask about aftercare, how they act after sex? oh and i’m curious how their sex life change after being together for a while

xoxo <3

their aftercare isn't always aftercare-101, if i'm honest. theo is very bad at it and doesn't really... ever... do that for matthias. and matthias may be very good at giving aftercare but theo is incredibly resistant to it. i mentioned earlier that theo really gets off on praise, but... he also flinches away from it. he's so twisted up about so much of what he wants and he's really, uh... well. he makes it really hard to get close to him and offer comfort despite how much he desires it. matthias can't say certain things without scaring theo off (and i mean, like, theo will quite literally run away), so he has to talk around what he wants to say and what theo needs to hear to prevent theo from bolting before he can bring him down.

matthias takes a long time cleaning theo up and massaging his muscles after, and he'll hum or talk to himself in polish so theo knows he's still there touching him (but isn't stirred before he comes to himself on his own by english he can understand). when he's finished, he'll ask theo very simple yes or no questions that let matthias know how theo's feeling without outright asking how he's feeling. he also checks on theo throughout the day, but he has to be even more subtle there or theo starts to feel smothered. is your body okay? do you want me to get you dressed? does your head hurt? do you want me to read to you? he focuses on asking about the physical and what theo wants to do rather than theo’s emotions. matthias has learned that asking if theo's feeling okay after is a quick way to trigger a very, very negative response in theo. it's one of the reasons why i think matthias is constantly asking theo in the heat of sex how he's feeling, because that's when theo is so preoccupied by the physical aspect that the emotional effects leak out without him fighting to keep them in. it takes a few months for theo to get comfortable with the feelings he has after sex with him before matthias can really give him proper aftercare. that’s why the sex they have early on is never anything too crazy. matthias coaxes theo into a better place first.

​i also think it’s important to clarify that it’s not like they’re always having kinky sex. still, theo usually needs physical touch after vanilla sex as well. matthias himself always craves conversation afterwards, so he waits for theo to stir awake (because he often falls asleep after sex) or come back into his body fully to talk to him.

as for changes to their sex life after they’ve been together for awhile… i believe i've talked about this before, but their sexual dynamic turns on its head after a few years. theo starts to take control of the reins and gets more comfortable asking for and doing what he wants. with theo he just has a lot holding him back and it's only after he's grown as a person and worked past a majority of his intimacy issues that he can act on the desires he's been burying waaay down. there's a sort of brattiness that theo starts to have a lot of fun with during sex—a lot of pushing and prodding, withholding, insulting... matthias is having the time of his life lmao, like he loves being challenged and pushed around. matthias takes on a more submissive role during sex as they age, which is fun for him. plus it's kind of the dynamic they've always had outside of sex anyway. of course, there are never any set roles in their sexual life so i'm not saying that it's always like that, but theo enjoys telling matthias what to do and how to do it. they have a lot of fun with it.

#river dipping #asks #anonymous #oc extras #nsft #theodore doe #matthias evanoff #a burning house to live in #echthroi #finally done..... actually patting myself on the back for being able to answer all of these in a day and a half like #normally being asked anything abt my ocs takes me forever to get to bc i just take everything so seriously #......................................exhibit a: this reply jnjhkjfnghk #my ocs are just really complicated so i feel like i have to really expand upon each new bit of information #like theo is NOT ! well adjusted in the slightest #and while matthias can read people very easily it doesn't mean that there aren't times where he messes up #theo is very closed off and he will lash out at the slightest thing that spooks him #and he also... is not really experienced in having good sex yk? so he's so bad at aftercare which i guess is like. well. #good thing your partner is someone who's used to being left to his own devices after experiencing major physical and emotional stressors #matthias can usually take himself out of a scene just because of the nature of his past... #but i think theo does pick up on what matthias does for him after awhile and he tries incorporating it into 'aftercare' #but................. i don't think he really understands what all he should be saying and doing for a few years like not until he's #domming matthias more frequently and has taken the time to look at The Internet lmao jkfjnhkjn i imagine it shocks him a bit #matthias may be good at sex but he does have his blind spots and those normally involve himself… so he never told theo that what he does #for him should be reciprocated………… additionally matthias is very much a giver not a taker #like he doesn’t expect or even really want theo to ask how he’s feeling. but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t need that. #….have been rereading this for the last thirty minutes idk why this is what i’m like Yikes ! about responding to 😭 #whatever post ‼️ theo isn’t good at sex i’ve said it before who can be surprised he gives zero aftercare

[mushroom-for-art]

So love my boy Vismay, had silly thoughts he has 4 arms and Arceus has 3 children so slapped in a wonderful Meau belonging to @phlurrii and did a lil age swap and sometimes you're a 4 armed cat creature left to babysit your younger siblings in the void and two of them are VERY unhappy about this

#my art #my oc #@phlurrii Meau #We love meau in this house #Dialga howls like a husky while Palkia just screams #Gotta hold them away from his body cause yikes #Meau and giratina are the only good children #Meau? Unfazed unbothered in her lane fast akip getting a lil hork mimimi time in #Giratina is just a sad worm on a string but least he's not screaming #I'll confess I tried to keep this silly rough lineless ect #Looked bad still looked bad but at least Meau is cute knao #Also kept the boys really simple because they're only babies they don't need all that detail #Vismay is just some grumpy teen flattening his ears to block out the twins screaming lmao #Sketch included cause he looked more grumpy in it but I can't commit to grump lmao #In reality he'd be the youngest babiest of babs lmao but look the age swap is funny to me #I had many art ideas but idk if I'll actually draw it

[kellystar321]

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#periodical life updates #(<- NUMBER 3!!!) I FINISHED THE ANIMATION AND EVERYTHING FOR THAT PROJECT AND SENT IT OFF! super excited!! #it looks really cute! i tried my best and im mostly satisfied of where i landed <33 #it's my little sibling's birthday today!! it's also the first official meeting of lgbt club!! (the other event was a fun lgbt mixer) #my backpack smells bad. like mildew or mold maybe? urgh its awful and gives me a headache. i might need a new one. i dont know. urghhh. #my programming homework is due today!! yike!! but other than that my personal projects with deadlines are all done! #INIQUITY NOW THAT YOU HAVE TIME ARE YOU FINALLY GONNA WORK ON YOUR SELF SHIP BLOG?? YES!! HOPEFULLY!! #truthfully i /have/ been working on it on the side. it looks decent but the colors;;; i have always been pretty sht at color picking? #i can adjust with filters but without that im like. a little not good yet lmao. gotta do some studies sometime perhaps #BUT YAY EXCITED!! ive got some rambles and doodles and a tag system and f/o info which is extremely cumbersome (affectionate)!! #also i have new fandom ocs for the latest dimension 20 campaign and im so delighted heho <33 this campaign is literally so fun. #im watching it with my sibling when its done!! OOH ALSO I FIGURED OUT HOW TO PNGTUBE AND i will likely never use it BUT COOL!! #i dont like. talk. lmao. my art streams are 1) silent 2) rare 3) only shared with my siblings. pngtuber is a little useless. but CUTE!! #i got boba tea yesterday!! sandy bought it :3 <3 and we're having pho and cheesecake later and i might plan out a little excursion today? #like i might get a treatsie. OR i'll just sit on campus as usual and get a mango smoothie and draw for a while (or work on homework.) #(lets be honest its likely the former. i might get a little back into traditional? ooh or maybe i'll practice my asl?) HEY THOUGH. #ive been thinking about making a henrey stickmn (ask)blog to practice asl? like. no plot. just henry teaching ellie and charles asl #really funny considering my Real concept of an askblog for THSC. not ace or eca; but a secret third thing (⛎) ;) #then again since when have i EVER followed through on an askblog lmao?? damb im all over the place today. we're already hitting tag limit #okay!! 3 AM!! if im going early tomorrow i gotta eep! goodnight everyone i love you!! see you tomorrow if i have the energy and time!!

[allofuswantgwinam]

it’s really funny to me when people say i have an accent bc like i really don’t 😭😭 im not even country i just grew up in Kentucky idk man 😭 the cornbread just comes out of me when i say certain things i can’t help it 🤣

#this really cute girl said something about it one time #not flirting but like she was really nice she had a bf 🤣 #and i was like “’really? I don’t think I do’ 🤣 but she wasn’t from here so ig to her I did #and then my friends say shit soemtiems and I don’t have a fucking accent i s2g 😭😭🤣🤣 #only certain word #idk #I am not country #it’s not bad to be country it just doesn’t make any freaking sense to me lmao #it baffles my brain #bc i think people need new ears #or maybe I just have to accept that I might have a slight country accent bc I grew up in a small ass country town #bc tbh sometiems when i say things I’m like ‘oh yikes ok that’s what they’re sayin’ 🤣🤣🤣

[southfarthing]

suddenly i want to write a 100k gwen fic out of spite

#lmao like sorry you didnt EARN gwen #this is sooo yikes 🤢 honestly i see crap like this all the time and i just scroll past but this really left a bad taste in my mouth #mp #bbc merlin

[spacelesscowboy]

ppl responding “remember” to comments/commenting it on videos someone made in 2020/2021 in a pathetic attempt to make the person who initially made the comment/video ashamed bc anything done in that time period is automatically deemed cringe is so fucking annoying. what if those ppl got hobbies that didn’t include trying to shame others for enjoying things.

#emyrs.txt #ITS SO ANNOYING. GET A HOBBY AND GET OFF OF TIKTOK. #like. i really only use the app for ppl like. hank green and keondra. and yuval and also cosplayers. so a lot of the comments i make r #generic omg this is so cool :) & it’s so annoying getting comments like that #not only bc of the implied. lmao remember commenting cringe shit like this. but it also implies the video it’s under is cringe #AND maybe. i regret some of the wording of some comments i’ve made in the past. maybe there ARE videos that i see and go. yikes. why did i #like and save this. but also like. who cares. why is this important. why r u spending ur free time bothering strangers over what YOU think #is shameful? #idk. i don’t like it. #i don’t know if it’s better to just ignore them or respond but i’ve been telling them that i do remember and i stand by it #ANYWAYSSS lol i should’ve expected this bc it’s tik tok but. i inherently believe that most ppl aren’t actively trying to make others feel #bad. lol. NANWNDNDMFM

[napsaps-archive]

man i just almost posted a haterism post that was meant to be saved as a draft and my heart fucking fell to my ass bro i was so scared

#did the thing wher eyou click and then drag around and hope it doesn't recognize it as a click like 😭😭😭😭😭 #that would have been bad it was really mean YIKES LMAO

[actualaster]

"It's the disableds fault if they got the wrong idea and thought accommodations put in place during the pandemic meant they were welcome, they're not, getting rid of things that made them think they're welcome/belong will make them go away like they're supposed to" sure is An Argument.

#ableism #it's a really bad argument like wow i don't have enough yikes reaction images to expres how bad it is lmao

[shinraapologist]

light novel reread, vol. 1 ch. 11

i have a LOT to say here. this is the last actual chapter of volume one, before the epilogue and next prologue.

the next line uses "joked" as the verb. i feel like kadota and izaya respect each other (at least at this point in the series). i wish their relationship (and shizuo and shinra's with kadota as well) was elaborated on more. i know theyve fought at LEAST once, i just know it. would do anything for a raijin era kadota and izaya fight scene. from the lens of celty being the main character, izaya is such a great (read: horrible) antagonist; he's the personification of her insecurities and the poster child for the subset of humanity that will always see her and treat her as a monster. (izaya is a great antagonist in general. i hate him. i love him.)

I LOVE HIM! i say this often but the first novel comes in strong with establishing izaya- we know from the beginning how wickedly smart he is and how unbelievably unstable he is.

i just really like this scene; i like the imagery in the second passage a lot. in another light it could be romantic, if it hadn't taken place right after the first passage. and if you had no context.

celty: man this guys vibes are RANCID. whats with him celty (very opinionated and constantly thinking about morals): oh my god... i have morals.... opinions even......

(standing on my shinra soapbox) shinra was "raised" being shown that lying and manipulating to get things your way isnt just acceptable but ideal. hes a male manipulator and a little dirtbag and at this point in the narrative he's totally okay with that. coming up in the next few novels we're going to start seeing him internally questioning that and trying (and usually failing) to work on it.

the face of a man who knows hes in deep shit

i need you all to know im obsessed with this freak. i know you all know that already. i wanna study him under a microscope. i wanna put him in a jar and shake him. i wanna [redacted].

these two are horrible for each other <3

these two are perfect for each other <3

IZAYA AGAIN.... i hate him this time. the duality of man or whatever

ok i love him again its ok.

#drrr #this took me HOURS #you guys reading my unhinged disconjointed rambling like its the morning paper: #i kept getting distracted by pearl jewelry websites lmao #im gonna be starting nursing school in a few weeks (VERY BIG YIKES) so i dont know how frequently ill be able to put these together #but its something ive been enjoying a lot and im gonna keep at it #its made me really happy that people have liked these #also shinra looks like the discord smiley and frownies. and i think its so cute i love it. #if i could do anything for the durarara fandom i would want a shincelty renaissance #like... theyre so good.... theyre so bad... why arent you guys eating this up #breaking into ur house at 3:20 am: hey guys get really into shincelty with me. please

[thotsfortherapy]

bruh I had a social for my club and my housemate ruined the vibes so bad like. The way I feel like I need to send out a mass apology for their behaviour now :////

#cy says stuff #personal #idk man they are an asshole and they were making everyone very uncomfortable #and it's like idk what to tell you you are being mean. i don't care if it's in the context of a game no one is having fun anymore #they literally made my other housemate cry because of how aggressive they were being about it #like how can you not tell you are literally ruining this for everyone bro #my friend texted me afterwards like YIKES and we were looking at each other like 👀👀 the entire night so that was reassuring #but yeah this is why I'm literally never home anymore because they are so draining to be around and all they do is cause problems LMAO #i will probably have to have a conversation about it but it's very difficult because I've already tried setting boundaries so many times #and if I didn't live with them i would literally cut them out so fast #last time i tried to set boundaries they were like ugh I'm so sorry but it totally wasn't a representation of who i actually am #like i was just having a really bad week :((((( #and I'm like that is not an excuse to be awful to your friends #if you are only a good friend when you're in a good mood and then take all your negative emotions out on the ppl around you #but yeah it's also hard because i genuinely do not want to continue this relationship but I'm renting with them at the moment #so I'm just avoiding them as much as possible #just like 🙄 it's so annoying #venting #rant

[judasisgayriot]

There is soooo much yikesy/did not age well/probably misinformed/harmful stereotype stuff in niki/jessica’s storyline in heroes s1 (2000s, man… not that representation is probably much better now) but I can’t help having a soft spot for the scene where linderman offers jessica millions to kill DL and she’s like ‘I want to take the money, I would probably even kill you for it… but niki wouldn’t’ and then lets niki front/take control of the body again. Bc they’ve been at war with each other the whole season and it’s genuinely kind of touching to see them actually reconcile 🥺🥺 Jessica character development. Again tho, a lot of it is yikes territory that I’m not rly qualified to speak on

#heroes ramblings #there are ways in which niki/jessica are actually pretty emotionally compelling #but it’s dressed up in a lot of v outdated ‘multiple personality’ (many many air quotes) tropes #at the same time I guess it’s pretty cool to have a superpowered alter who kicks the shit out of people to protect you… in theory #oh man I still think heroes s1 is a really good piece of television actually (unlike uhhhh the rest of heroes) #but there are parts of it that did not age well at all and are pretty yikes #i mean the show is in general pretty ableist and is diverse but falls into racist tropes too #but anyway. i do love this bad show lol #there are just… bad parts #I’m rambling so much now Lmao #also hot take niki is a WAY better character than Tracy #if they had to keep larter around (not going into how shit she apparently is as a person) #why kill off niki??? i actually like niki!!!! #anni rambles

[seddair]

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#saw a post going around about the e/m plot from the last ep regarding consent and the ability to say no #didn’t really want to reblog and leave tags on op’s post because well… i’m about to criticize the show and the writing #but uh…. yeah the way they played that storyline was um #not good #and as much as i’d like to believe that the issues around consent were intentional and will be addressed again at a later time…. #i sincerely doubt it #they played a lot of it as a joke and buck’s response to eddie trying to escape marisol and avoid having sex with her #‘you’ll get through it’ (or something to that effect)…. yikes lmao #and i doubt they did that to make buck look like a bad friend #they probably just didn’t even realize that it makes buck look like he’s validating eddie’s inability to say no #it’s unfortunate that they played this as poorly as they did #but it’s not the first time that they’ve flubbed a storyline this bad #hell it happened with a different storyline in this very episode (the violent rescue dog/foster child metaphor was 😬😬😬) #anyway #yeah that sucked to reflect on #hopefully they’ll do better going forward

[peachybutch]

oh no

#pb.txt #HOW MUCH TRAUMA IS TOO MUCH TRAUMA TO GIVE A CHARACTER #JESUS CHRIST #i am looking at my cw page and im just like #................yikes!!!!! #how much of this is really plot necessary? who knows #fear #church baby i love you i am so sorry #*slaps the hood of the churchmobile* this baby can fit so much trauma in it #IM NOT EVEN TRYING TO WRITE ANGST I JUST WANT TO PROVIDE CONTEXT FOR THE REST OF IT FUCK #screaming weeping throwing up lying on the ground looking up trying to make out patterns in the popcorn ceiling screaming again #most of it is making carolina miserable but i dont feel too bad abt that bc i project onto her LMAO

[snowdeong]

The way I do not want to go to work hahahaaa can't I just develop fake dating instead I had some ideas last night lmao

#snowdd.txt #my mental health is really bad rn #like jghfgf god #I have to go but yikes I am not doing okay #as for the ideas lmao idk I want it to be a fic but I want it to kinda be short ish? idk idk

[queenerdloser]

i started miss sc*rlet and the duke bc i enjoy period mysteries but uh the third ep might have ruined me for it. i mean, even leaving aside the annoying plotline of having the antagonist of the week be a militant feminist activist (yeah we’ve never seen THAT before wow so original) i’m finding it really really hard to continue liking their male lead after he laughs and agrees with and smirks at every sexist comment made by every single goddamn man in this entire episode. (what the fuck!!!!!) especially since there’s just like. what feels like very little response from our female lead about his behavior???? 

and we come through the plot about women’s rights to find eliza... backing down on making a stand for the respect she deserves??? on every suffragette being portrayed as crazy or stuffy??????? on the sympathetic male lead telling our female lead over and over she’s naive and shouldn’t be a detective and literally taking control of who she talks to because he “knows better” than her. i’m losing it. i cringe’d my way through the entire thing bc i was sure there HAD to be a moment where they would turn it around and plow their way out of the microaggressions and blatant sexism taken at face value with little more than like... a perfunctory clapback, when the show’s entire premise is about breaking boundaries with a female detective and yet!!!! and yet!!!!!! they never did!!!!! what the fuck!!!!!

#i've been leery of it bc honestly i dont know how i feel about eliza - her character feels wishy-washy 2 me #bc i dont know if the showrunners want her to be a badass or meek and naive???? #and it's honestly more frustrating than not to have to run everything 2 duke #and maybe that improves since it's still early season 1???? but yikes idk if i can like duke after that one #one guys says something like haha glad we shut down the feminists cant have women getting ideas!!! and he smirks and laughs????? #like he didnt have to be no 1 women supporter but i feel like they didnt have to make him super sexist either wtf????? #sorry i was just going to mildly complain and then i got more and more annoyed lmao #im hoping it's an early season problem and maybe it will turn itself around for me???? #so far the only really delightful part is moses which is another reason i didnt like this ep lmao #like the weird aggression and controlling aspect of that confrontation scene (and like... underlying racism????) was Bad #anyway all this to say is im going to keep watching but its on thin fucking ice lmao #maybe i expect too much from period mysteries after miss fischer huh

[sunrizef1]

Try Again Pt.1

Pairing: Ex!Lewis Hamilton x reader

Warnings: None

A/N: inspired by a comment from @forevercaffeinated-lee on silence about a typo that actually inspired me to write a full fic!

Pt.2

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lewishamilton

liked by virgilvandijk selenagomez and 6,008,921 others

lewishamilton best you’ll ever have

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user1 oh no…

user2 Lewis put the boobs away

user3 is this a thirst trap???

user4 I see Lewis is handling the breakup well

user5 SLAYYYY

justinbieber 🔥

user6 as a y/n stan, this caption feels like the wrong move

↳ user7 was it even a bad breakup??!

↳ user8 sources say it was a mutually bad breakup but y/n was the first to actually say the words

↳ user9 and then Lewis posts with a shady caption 🤦‍♀️

user10 idc about y'all a win is a win

user11 🥵

charles_leclerc 👍

↳ user12 lmao is this shade

yourusername

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yourusername who?

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user13 YASSSSSS

user14 we live

mercedesamgf1 ✨✨✨

↳ user15 lmao not Mercedes commenting on lewis’ ex’s post shading him

↳ mercedesamgf1 y/n stans forever

landonorris 💫

carlossainz 🎉🎉🎉

lilymhe i <3 u

↳ yourusername no u

charles_leclerc slayed

user16 I guess we know who got the drivers in the divorce

↳ user17 and the wags

↳ user18 definitely wasn't Lewis

champagnepapi 😍

lewishamilton

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lewishamilton never been better

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user19 yikes

user20 oh Lewis no

user21 🥵

user22 bad look tbh

user23 who's the girl

↳ user24 some girl named Hanna or wtver. Think she's an ig model

hannalola ❤️

user25 Y/N FIGHT BACK!!!

user26 I think he was definitely better when he was the wdc and dating the love of his life

↳ user27 let him live his delusions

yourusername

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yourusername send my love (to your new lover) out now 🖤

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user28 ITS SO GOOD

user29 YESSSSSSS

badgalriri 🖤🖤🖤

user30 TREAT HER BETTERRRR

user31 Lewis is screaming

rubendias 🔥

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user32 I miss them 😭

user33 WE BOTH KNOW WE AINT KIDS NO MORE

user34 because they were both so young when the got together I’m gonna scream 😭

user35 I want dad back 😞

user36 GOTTA LET GO OF ALL OF OUR GHOSTSSSSS

lewishamilton

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lewishamilton love you

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user37 me when I lie

user38 please no

user39 send my love….

landonorris 🍅🍅🍅

charles_leclerc boo

user40 side eye

user41 😒😒😒

alex_albon that was…

↳ lilymhe quick 🧐

user42 someone save Lewis

↳ user43 he needs to save himself

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yourusername love me harder (ft xnda) out now.

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user43 YEAHHHHHHH

user44 what????!!!

user45 ARE YOU KIDDING

charles_leclerc 🙌 so good

↳ landonorris well, most parts…

↳ user46 yeah all the parts where Lewis isn’t singing

user47 these lyrics are so ironic for having been written before the breakup lmao

user48 ON REPEAT

user49 TELL ME SOMETHING I NEED TO KNOW

vogue ✨

iheartradio 🖤

user50 IF YOU REALLY NEED ME YOU GOTTA LOVE ME HARDER

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#f1 fanfic #f1 fic #f1 imagine #f1 smau #f1 x female reader #f1 x reader #f1 x y/n #f1 x you #lewis hamilton x you #lewis hamilton x reader #lewis hamilton x fem!reader #lewis hamilton smau